Oct 18 2009Kourtney Kardashian's house burglarized
Kourtney Kardashian's home was burglarized yesterday, according to People:
Approximately $108,000 in jewelry was stolen Saturday from Kardashian's Calabasas, Calif. home, Los Angeles County Sheriff Sgt. Kristy Criner tells PEOPLE.
"That's what was discovered missing in the initial investigation," Sgt. Criner says. "Sheriff's investigators and our crime lab are responding on the scene."
Coincidentally, this happened just 24 hours after Lindsay Lohan had another year tacked onto her probation. Now, I'm not saying she did it, but let me ask you this: Who else could melt through a home security system with their vagina? Besides Paris Hilton. And Pamela Anderson. And, okay, Shauna Sand, Tila Tequila, Britney Spears, Spencer Pratt, Lady GaGa and probably that girl I was with last night. Besides all those people.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. samara - October 18, 2009 4:24 PM
wow
2. Autumn - October 18, 2009 4:37 PM
Jeez Kourtney put on some pounds. Try some crunches Fatty.
3. Boo - October 18, 2009 4:40 PM
You are not supposed to do crunches when you're prego dumbass.
4. Nice Guy - October 18, 2009 4:54 PM
Its funny how a big baby belly can make a person realize that she is crosseyed
5. NxIxCxKxMxAxN - October 18, 2009 5:06 PM
someone burglarized her vagoo! amiright?
6. Turd the third - October 18, 2009 5:24 PM
Just look at her belly, I know exactly where she is hiding the jewels!! If I am wrong then she has most certainly been hiding the salami.......
Another investigative report from Turd (da 3rd).........
7. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - October 18, 2009 5:34 PM
Did they also steal Kim's extra butt girdle? The one with extra girth?
8. Taylor L - October 18, 2009 5:38 PM
Kourtney...That is NOT a maternity dress. ...sorry.
9. Randal(l) - October 18, 2009 5:41 PM
A pity that this animal is breeding.
10. me09 - October 18, 2009 5:53 PM
# 2 SHE is a beautiful , classy soon to be mommy ...leave her alone for crying out loud ...do you really think she cares about the few extra pounds she put on (while prego) she is probably focusing on giving birth to a healthy child ..one day when you grow up you can understand that !
11. Truth - October 18, 2009 6:29 PM
"burglarized" - Hehe you Americans are priceless!
12. duh - October 18, 2009 6:48 PM
@2's defense........do you people not understand what sarcasm is? obviously she's pregnant
13. Poobs - October 18, 2009 7:34 PM
Why can't this bitch wear normal clothes?
A mini skirt with a huge stomach...that shit's gross : (
I'd still spit on Kim's ass whilst nutting on her back, legs, and feet.
14. That youtube dork - October 18, 2009 7:39 PM
@10 -- LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!........i MEAN LEAVE KOURTNEY ALONE!!!!!
15. Kelly Kapowski - October 18, 2009 7:40 PM
Can she please stop trying to stuff her stomach into skin tight dresses? It looks rediculous and trashy.
16. cici - October 18, 2009 7:55 PM
Kourt looks amazing, her face, skin, is glowing.... almost 8 months prego and NOW she looks as same as Kim size.........
can u imagine Kim pregnant? the fake ass?
Goddddddddd
17. Freddo - October 18, 2009 8:10 PM
Egad she's ugly...dive, dive
18. AMO - October 18, 2009 8:29 PM
11. Truth - October 18, 2009 6:29 PM
"burglarized" - Hehe you Americans are priceless!
What are you talking about???
19. Ozzue - October 18, 2009 8:38 PM
damn... can't any of these rich idiots afford security?
20. Sasha - October 18, 2009 9:43 PM
Wait...
You wee with a girl last night?
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22. RaraAvis - October 18, 2009 10:58 PM
Thank goodness. I thought I was the only one who was grossed out by the super-tight dress stretched over the huge belly. Doesn't anyone wear maternity clothes anymore? Miracle or not, I do not want to see that.
23. Nameless - October 18, 2009 11:35 PM
LOL in that outfit she looks like a freakin' hardboiled egg.
24. clpierced - October 18, 2009 11:45 PM
Who cares if she is wearing tight clothes when preggers? um look at half the people who are fat as fuck and wear tight clothes. at least she is skinny preggers not fat preggers! people are soo ridic. she is still hotter than most of you ugly fat people. i love you kourt :)
i like it rough
25. Kanye West - October 18, 2009 11:55 PM
Yo Kourtney, I'm real happy for ya, and I'ma let you finish,
but Lindsey Lohan had the best burglary of all time!
26. Amber - October 19, 2009 1:14 AM
LOL at #25!
I agree that she needs to wear maternity clothing, or atleast something that fits her well and doesn't suffocate her poor baby. I'm sure she's just having a hard time adjusting to gaining a lot of weight, but that's no excuse. A longer dress would be nice, you're going to be a mom soon you can't be sluty anymore, lol.
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29. Verblerizer - October 19, 2009 8:15 AM
@18 The root word "burgle" will do the trick... a burglar burgles, committing burglary*. No need to 'ize' it.
*Try saying that a few times, and you'll doubt any of those words are real.
30. Autumn - October 19, 2009 9:21 AM
@#12 - Thank you. @#2&10 - Your parents should have aborted you.
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32. LilDi - October 19, 2009 10:19 AM
Yuck poor choice of clothing. I am guessing she is trying to look "sexy" but it looks really trashy. There's plenty of stylish maternity clothes that don't make a person look like a $2 whore.
33. Darth - October 19, 2009 10:51 AM
First their store got vandalized and now this.They should have stayed home back in Armenia,working on the land.
34. Nero - October 19, 2009 10:57 AM
@33
Nice earhangers.Where did you get those!?
35. Sauron - October 19, 2009 11:01 AM
They should sacrifice another goat to please the gods.
36. Max Planck - October 19, 2009 11:17 AM
Oink.
37. Maternityclothesareforpreggos - October 19, 2009 12:53 PM
Someone please make this girl realize that maternity clothes are supposed to be worn when pregnant. She deserves to be on peopleofwalmart.com in the outfits she keeps wearing.
38. Tanzarian - October 19, 2009 7:53 PM
She's not pregnant, that's just half of one of Kim's butt pads.
39. laptop memory - October 20, 2009 12:27 AM
It's so easy to steal from the homes of the Hiltons, the Lohans, the Kardarshians. Paparrazzi are always following them areound, so it's easy to know when they are not home. They all have to get top notch security unless they will always become multiple victims of burglary.
40. Patrick Bateman - October 20, 2009 5:56 AM
.... her snatch was burglarized by a nig.
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