Oct 11 2009Kim Kardashian's ass still defies logic
Kim Kardashian stopped to get some gas yesterday and surprisingly deviated from her standard practice of never letting the paparazzi photograph her ass. Though based on these photos, I don't see how it's physically possible for them not to. I'm pretty sure if a pap stood with his back to Kim and aimed across the street, there'd be some ass in the shot. And by some I mean all of it. "What the devil? She was behind me! 'Tis sorcery, I say!"*
*Note: The paparazzi speak in old English now, and don't worry, I didn't believe it either until I realized I wrote it. So it has to be true.
Reader Comments
1. alisa - October 11, 2009 5:07 PM
she looks thin and hot and gorgeous........................... but lets hear them haters....
2. alisa - October 11, 2009 5:08 PM
although....................... to her and many other girls: LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS
3. Tom - October 11, 2009 5:12 PM
Amazing buttocks. To be admired.
4. DAT ASS - October 11, 2009 5:17 PM
I don't know what she does but I'll take 4!
5. vintage Rough - October 11, 2009 5:18 PM
I think the haters got a case. I heard two of Reggie's football helmets are missing...
Howa bout them GIANTS...
What a formula! skinny arms and hot cures...
6. Turd the third - October 11, 2009 5:25 PM
My god that is a huge Honda she has, think she should put a license plate on it and shove the gas pump nozzle up her ass....
That is one gross looking chick.. unless you have an ass fetish I guess :(
7. mensa - October 11, 2009 5:32 PM
Listen, there are some hot chicks on here, but Kim Kardashian is not one of them. And that ass is just weird looking. Why does it look borderline normal in some shots and obscenely huge in others? I still suspect butt pads...
8. blah - October 11, 2009 5:41 PM
She's a total waste of space, does absolutely nothing useful, but how can people really say she's fat!?
9. bi chick - October 11, 2009 5:42 PM
Say what you will, but Kim is a SPECIMEN OF PHYSICAL BEAUTY!
10. dean johnson - October 11, 2009 6:05 PM
looks fine in them sausage pants,, but you can believe when she pops outta them, so does the loose flabby ass & all the celulite
11. D4P - October 11, 2009 6:07 PM
"Kim Kardashian stopped to get some gas"
Anyone know how high the Richter Scale goes? Just asking.
12. Nameless - October 11, 2009 6:08 PM
Damn, she's pretty short if she has to reach up to use the touchpad on the pump's machine.
She has to wear leggings because she looks like an overcooked sausage about to burst its sack in anything else.
13. the truth - October 11, 2009 6:09 PM
her ass is so talked about because it will distract you from her lack of personality & disgusting face.
14. dave - October 11, 2009 6:30 PM
Gawddammit. I have to rub one out now.
15. TheJoker07 - October 11, 2009 6:33 PM
Nice!
16. Bootilicious - October 11, 2009 6:38 PM
@ negative bastards; You folks are full of shit. Kim is damn good looking and has a very exceptionally fine ass. I think most of you are pissed because your 2 inch wiener would get any where with a ass like that.
17. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - October 11, 2009 6:56 PM
Truly disgusting.
18. Mike - October 11, 2009 6:56 PM
Her ass is a birth defect. Get over it; but then again I'm sure all of you would still be gaga over her were it her head that was afflicted with elephantitis.
19. me 2 - October 11, 2009 6:57 PM
Her outfit is weird but somehow flattering on her. She must be keeping up with those workout vids she was promoting because she looks like she's in pretty good shape.
Her butt IS huge and definitely illogical. Look how thin her arms are, how can those arms and that butt exist on the same being? It's very weird but, overall, I think she's looking good here.
20. Stogie - October 11, 2009 6:59 PM
She's smokin'!! I am amazed she pumps her own gas!
21. ppl - October 11, 2009 7:00 PM
kim resorting to the plastic face look....welcome to your thirty's hoe, you look just like eva longoria
22. mbp - October 11, 2009 7:03 PM
"What the devil? She was behind me! 'Tis sorcery, I say!"
That was funny! But it's definitely not Old English ;)
23. rah! rah! - October 11, 2009 7:35 PM
do you freaks remember that this girl welcomed the golden showers of a marginally famous hip-hop "musician"? seriously. get the fuck out.
24. Come-Honor-Face - October 11, 2009 7:49 PM
@1 stop trying to be anonymous, we all know its you Kim, trying to give yourself some sympathy......
25. clpierced - October 11, 2009 7:52 PM
people are stupid. leggings are totally pants. heres how: you wear your pants on your legs right? well they are leggings! get it? totallyyyy. well also kim is very pretty, but her ass has got to go. either firm it up (no craters) or get lipo. im grossed out. but i love you kimmmmy :)
26. Oh ick! - October 11, 2009 7:59 PM
She's grotesque. Really.
Also her butt doesn't look right. Implants or fat injections. Fascinating in a circus carnival way, but not sexy.
27. asfawe - October 11, 2009 7:59 PM
this is what you have to post all weekend? stupid. so stupd
28. so true - October 11, 2009 8:04 PM
#24, so true.
Seems like she sits at the blogs and posts good comments about herself. Comment #1 is sooo defensive.
29. AmericanWhiteTrash - October 11, 2009 8:05 PM
#25 you love her? You sad sad person. Worshiping some spoiled narcissistic chick with no talent of any kind other than her big ass.
30. jh - October 11, 2009 8:35 PM
She's only going with 89? She's worth about $30 MM and she can't drop the extra 10 cents on 93? She's going to regret that decision in about 70,000 miles when carbon build-up rears its ugly head.
31. Jeremy - October 11, 2009 8:35 PM
She is the Barack Obama of reality tv. Perfect for where our society is today.
32. yuki - October 11, 2009 8:36 PM
i wanna go pee.
33. dr. tuy - October 11, 2009 9:41 PM
she has had plastic surgery, there is facial reconstruction, lifting and filling. plus, the butt, there is no way there isn't something in there, its too protruding and full, there is just no way this girl is 100% real, i refuse to believe it.
34. Elk - October 11, 2009 9:50 PM
So hot, even when she's just pumping gas.
35. Barrett - October 11, 2009 10:05 PM
Kim Kardashian is so gorgeous!!! Her ass is perfect, i love her...I love all the kardashian girls
36. Barrett - October 11, 2009 10:05 PM
Kim Kardashian is so gorgeous!!! Her ass is perfect, i love her...I love all the kardashian girls
37. Barrett - October 11, 2009 10:05 PM
Kim Kardashian is so gorgeous!!! Her ass is perfect, i love her...I love all the kardashian girls
38. Get a clue, #37 - October 11, 2009 10:14 PM
How could anyone with 1/2 a brain like ANY of these disgusting karTRASHian attention whores? Check out the main pic; It looks like she taped 2 big sacks of lard onto her ass. She's a fat ass mud skank...
39. Turd the third - October 11, 2009 10:37 PM
she needs some serious assosuction....about 20 mil worth I figure..
40. Turd the third - October 11, 2009 10:39 PM
Turd has also noticed that her ass is so big it ate her cameltoe...
41. watever - October 11, 2009 11:05 PM
you know, i kinda liked her face better half a year ago (thereabouts).
anyway.. what car is that. the rear looks fierce, some lexus thing?
her body is good, but for the way to big behind and i agree with whoever mentioned leggins. i never got it why lilo and her run around in leggings all the time. i've yet to see someone who doesn't look extremely ungainly in them. though kk pulls it off better than lilo, i mean fat fucking chance, what with all the hobo accessories and flaky nail jobs going for lilo...
42. Ass - October 11, 2009 11:07 PM
thats a big ass!
43. Ass - October 11, 2009 11:07 PM
thats a big ass!
44. jarjarbinx - October 11, 2009 11:09 PM
I would eat that ass out even after a long sweaty night at the club!
45. JO - October 11, 2009 11:51 PM
how many fists can u fit up in there
46. Nasty Hos - October 11, 2009 11:54 PM
ALL the kardashian women are BEASTS. End of story.
47. Crassanova - October 12, 2009 12:56 AM
you fools... her ass is popping out freakishly and deliciously for one reason and one reason only. she's wearing 6 inch heels (at least).
high heels cause a woman's ass to pop out.
when you're in high heels, you're on your tip toes, which creates the optical illusion of having a great ass. here's how it works:
1) being on your tip toes forces you to lean forward, slightly.
2) leaning forward forces you to arch your back in order to regain your center of gravity (if you still wish to walk around like an upright homosapien). otherwise your torso would slope forward and you'd become a knuckle dragging mongoloid.
so in high heels, you're essentially bent over with your back arched. this makes the ass pop as much as possible.
i will write a thorough post on this as soon as i'm not too busy living my life. in the meantime, chew on this post about why girls look better during the day http://bit.ly/3Id0TA
48. weekiwachee - October 12, 2009 1:30 AM
@20 she would pump anything she finds.
49. King - October 12, 2009 1:33 AM
GODDESS
the most perfect body
and a beautiful face
anyone who hates on her
is PLAIN GAY
50. Jimmy - October 12, 2009 2:12 AM
WoW!!!!!!! That is One Big Ass!!!!!!!!!!! I can sse the attraction by the dark race follk!!!!!
51. koffergurt - October 12, 2009 2:32 AM
KIM u r really tooo HOT ...................
dat i dont have words too xplain...........
i cn juz say dat i wud like to fuck ya 100 x 100 times and more.
52. mer - October 12, 2009 3:58 AM
Fat.
53. Scdo - October 12, 2009 6:30 AM
I'd hit that ass all night.
* Saying "I'd hit that ass all night" is in no way an endorsement of Kim or anything shes says/does. I just wanna do her doggystyle for a night.
54. a - October 12, 2009 7:48 AM
@7, take a look at the sex tape she made, idiot.
55. Ray J - October 12, 2009 8:05 AM
I pissed on her.
56. 15minsoffame - October 12, 2009 8:34 AM
this stupid whore even poses while at the gas pump. really kim, you need to get a life.
57. mike - October 12, 2009 8:36 AM
eww..her butt look wierd, as usual. she looks like she has a diaper on.
58. michelle - October 12, 2009 10:14 AM
how long does it take this chick to pay for her gas? haha
her butt doesn't look so big from ALL angles.
59. jake walsh - October 12, 2009 10:45 AM
who cares if u think leggings arent pants? there needs to be a law saying only kim kardashain the most beautiful girl in this world can wear leggins for pants and all those stupid fat girl cant wear then, cuz honestly nobody wants to see those fat girls legs and ass but kim kardashiain's on the other hand id do anything to see her ass in person. she is so sexy and beautiful i masturbate to this picture of her everyday http://img169.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=37131_Celebutopia-Kim_Kardashian_out_and_about_in_Beverly_Hills-03_122_865lo.jpg# this is by far the sexyest picture ever take in the world. i worship her ass 4 hours a day. she is my god
60. rob g - October 12, 2009 11:25 AM
i dont give a shit about her ass.....i'd like to know what kinda car was she driving???....
61. Ms. Swann - October 12, 2009 11:43 AM
I think she thinks she's at an ATM.
62. mike - October 12, 2009 11:50 AM
#59, you're a douche.
63. ktulu - October 12, 2009 12:06 PM
#1 "she looks thin and hot and gorgeous........................... but lets hear them haters...."
your a retard
64. dafoozeking - October 12, 2009 12:30 PM
The tailpipes look like they're from the IS-F lexus, but the rear heat vents and fuel suggest an Audi R8?
Also, its a convertible so it might be something like a Bentley with some crazy kit?
65. Ralph - October 12, 2009 1:28 PM
Take a close look at her face. If she pumped any more filling into it, it would explode!
66. Darth - October 12, 2009 2:58 PM
This is what's happening all the time when you don't drive a Prius.
67. Galtacticus - October 12, 2009 3:02 PM
Her carbon footprint must be as giant as her butt by now.
68. d - October 12, 2009 4:00 PM
She looks pregnant.
69. well - October 12, 2009 4:03 PM
She is many things, but "thin" she is NOT. Girlfriend is thick.
70. ssss - October 12, 2009 4:16 PM
Only skinny tall girls can et away with leggings.
71. lindsay - October 12, 2009 5:48 PM
it's not that bad. at least it's not all cellulite. or it is and those tight leggings are hiding it.
72. See Alice - October 12, 2009 6:44 PM
She's grotesque. That deformed ass belongs in a circus freak show . Pay a dollar and see the freakish ass .
73. Pocket Pussy Cat - October 12, 2009 8:27 PM
Ass-tastic...
74. PostmortemG - October 12, 2009 8:39 PM
Hey, #59 - i checked your beloved picture, and i can´t say i share your feelings. Kim´s ass is so grotesque, it inspires violence in me instead of lust. Slicing deep into her buttocks down to the bone with a scalpel and spreading the laceration wide open is all i can think of, when i look at that diaper butt. Beating it black and blue with my fists would be another option. That aside, i know a lovely lady from Paraguay who is insanely fucking hot. She makes Kim look like ´ass´. Goodbye now.
75. Dutch - October 12, 2009 10:09 PM
Hey 60 - I am pretty sure it's a Bentley Continental Convertible GTC. Features a 12-cylinder twin turbocharged 6.0-litre that puts out 552 hp and 480 lbs of torque. Something like 215k price tag.
76. Buck - October 12, 2009 10:33 PM
Yessir, that is a fuckbucket.
77. sh - October 12, 2009 11:36 PM
why the heck are those fucking ass implants so special? anyone with an IQ over 40 can see they are not natural buttocks
78. sh - October 12, 2009 11:37 PM
why the heck are those fucking ass implants so special? anyone with an IQ over 40 can see they are not natural buttocks
79. sh - October 12, 2009 11:37 PM
why the heck are those fucking ass implants so special? anyone with an IQ over 40 can see they are not natural buttocks
80. Rex - October 12, 2009 11:38 PM
How is it that she has a tank top, a jean vest and yet her bra is still showing in the back?
And how is it that her ass makes her and my pants tight?
81. Time heals all sex tapes - October 13, 2009 1:08 AM
She's gross. That lard wagon is gross.
She must've looked absolutely repulsive before the rack job.
From the repetitious comments here, I'd guess the Kardasha-hoes have $10 an hour employees working overtime to place comments here.
82. jeux d enfant - October 13, 2009 3:44 AM
she's only fat by hollyweird standards. she defo isn't thin..perhaps a wide ass, but overall, not fat really. she's a pretty girl..
83. Patrick Bateman - October 13, 2009 7:42 AM
No.... she's overweight. There is no question that in medical terms she would be classed as overweight(BMI). This is the problem with western society, especially the USA. Everyone thinks big is good, proud etc.. its unhealthy. 30 years ago girls her age never looked like that, now every 2nd stank I see walking down the street has a huge ass. Why do you think over 50% of Americans are fat?? Disgusting pigs!
84. rev - October 13, 2009 8:23 AM
She's a pretty girl when she wears lots of make up, but when the make up comes off she looks plain and kinda fugly.
85. kukhuvud - October 13, 2009 10:08 AM
You guys are right: leggings aren't pants!
They're actually better than pants in most cases :)
86. ben2talk - October 13, 2009 10:36 AM
I love it when Americans rave about how thin she is - she's three times as wide as my girlfriend. It takes a lot more than a kilogram of makeup and a long dark wig to make someone attractive.
She's a funny shape, and her ass is damn funny. Just admit it and stop worshipping folks just because they're 'successful'.
87. James - October 13, 2009 10:37 AM
FAT!!!!!!!
88. Potsie - October 13, 2009 11:11 AM
Looks like a fat pig to me.
Here, piggy, piggy, piggy.....
89. Potsie - October 13, 2009 11:11 AM
Looks like a fat pig to me.
Here, piggy, piggy, piggy.....
90. Sexy - October 13, 2009 11:33 AM
I have no word for you people. Kim Kardashian has one of the sexiest most feminine physiques. Her ass is defnitely not implants-- i would know, my ass is bigger, I'm Armenian, and i'm skeletal on the top half of my body. Don't hate on a woman and throw "implant" labels on her just because she has a curvy body with thin limbs at the same time, and all you can get are girls that look like 12 year old boys.
Kim keep doing your thing. If you listened to half the people who write here, you'd be disgustingly anorexic, and people would find another reason to talk and hate.
91. me - October 13, 2009 2:10 PM
her ass is pregnant...
pic 8...
need I say more...
92. me - October 13, 2009 2:10 PM
her ass is 9 months pregnant...
pic 8...
need I say more...
93. wick1 - October 13, 2009 2:36 PM
Pic #10 Stoplight in background makes a statement.
94. See Alice - October 13, 2009 4:01 PM
I bet that mega ass has ruined the drivers seat of that nice car . The next owner will have to replace the seat .
95. noneedkno - October 14, 2009 7:14 AM
dont get me wrong kim is hot but that booty on her looks so unnatural
96. rrrrrruu - October 14, 2009 6:00 PM
I think she put on a smidgen of weight...which I likey.
97. spicey - October 14, 2009 10:56 PM
MMMM kims ass is so juicy i wanna bite ittttttttt. seriously she is so sexy i cant believe ANYONE could say otherwise.
it defies logic. And i love it.
98. wesley - October 16, 2009 2:24 AM
If Kim Kardashian doesn't cause your heart to rush blood to your penis, then it's doubtful that any woman could.
99. SHGNA - October 17, 2009 12:50 PM
SHE HAS GOT AN ASS.
For a dwarf. A midget on a donkey, if you please.
100. dime - October 23, 2009 8:54 AM
Kim is the baddest ...period! ya'll should stop hatin and try to get a body like hers! .. and leggings can be worn as pants if you got the right body< i wear them all the time.. the sloppy built chicks should not attempt!
101. Arace - October 26, 2009 10:40 PM
not to sound like a hater but really guys, kim is fake andddd its obvious by her super skinny thighs and its sad that so many men get deceived by women who are masters at wearing clothing that gives off very appealing illusions
why cant the world recognize natural, thick beauties like buffie the body and cubana lust and tasha destiny etc etc.??
102. Bakeboss - November 2, 2009 8:39 PM
I love her from any angle, Reggie is the luckiest man alive. She is one sexy woman
103. Patton - November 7, 2009 6:48 PM
Ridiculous...
I don't care how over-hyped , untalented and inconsequential this bitch is......
She's still the hottest woman on the planet bar none....