Oct 21 2009Kim Kardashian wants a baby NOW
Since it's no fair stupid Kourtney gets to have one and hog all the attention, Kim Kardashian wants a baby before she hits 30 next October, according to Life & Style:
"I always had a vision I'd be married with one kid by the time I'm 30." Not that Kim's likely to be waiting for a ring much longer. After dating for more than two years, Kim and boyfriend Reggie Bush, split in July but are now back together and working on their issues. "Before, I was strictly all about my work," Kim admits. "Now I make it a priority to go see him instead. It's all about the commitment you choose to make."
And with renewed faith in their relationship, Kim and Reggie are making moves toward their future. "Kim is selling her condo so she and Reggie can buy a home together in Los Angeles," her friend says. And the prospect of having a big house has Kim thinking about how she and Reggie will fill it. "I want a lot of kids," Kim tells Life & Style. "Maybe five or six. A mix of both boys and girls."
I'm sure nothing will bring Kim Kardashian more joy than giving birth to a beautiful baby, immediately handing it off to a team of Mexican nannies and then spending the next year hiring the greatest plastic surgeons of our time to restore her ass. I hear one of them even built a time machine to go into the future since our current ass enhancement technologies fall short of such a task. Or maybe I'm thinking about last week's Nip/Tuck. You get my point.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - October 21, 2009 12:48 PM
If Reggie's fumbles to TD ratio is any indication, she may have to give him several tries before he scores a TD with her ovaries.
2. Onyx Blackman - October 21, 2009 12:50 PM
"I want a lot of kids," Kim tells Life & Style. "Maybe five or six. A MIX of both boys and girls."
Yeah, her kids will be mixed alright. HAY-O!
3. cc - October 21, 2009 12:52 PM
No problem Kim. I have plenty to contribute and am more than willing to make donations twice a day until success is achieved. Of course, it is important that even after conception, we keep goingfor a couple months. I hear it's good for the mother's health.
4. Dave ain't here, man - October 21, 2009 12:54 PM
"Before, I was strictly all about my work." What work is that, exactly?
5. Seb - October 21, 2009 12:54 PM
Well she can have my dick to start with.
6. stupidass - October 21, 2009 12:56 PM
damn it!!! that's just bad timing. i was tossin' jizz everywhere just 2 minutes ago here by myself.
this just isn't my day.
7. Sport - October 21, 2009 1:09 PM
The attention whore is upset that her sisters are getting all the attention lately due to shame weddings and unprotected sex.
Awwww. Poor talentless Kim.
Just c-section your ass and deliver those twins already.
8. Jack - October 21, 2009 1:13 PM
She's got. Give this girl everything she wants in life.
9. Haters - October 21, 2009 1:15 PM
They're all going to come out of the woodwork ripping her. Let me be clear. I would bone her silly. Her face is fake, her tits are fake, and her ass may be padded. And I would bone them all.
10. Dave - October 21, 2009 1:24 PM
Am I mistaken here or does a gallon or so of face paint make this one appear to be semi attractive?
11. iamnotbadtemperediamidiotintolerant - October 21, 2009 1:25 PM
anyone watched the movie Idiocracy ??? won't be a fiction very soon !
12. Ronnie Dobbs - October 21, 2009 1:31 PM
She just wants a nigger baby.
13. Christina - October 21, 2009 1:35 PM
She is annoying but pretty
14. O'Roughly factor - October 21, 2009 1:44 PM
Well looks like no more gulliver's travel typa dream on those mountainous,crevices...
15. Me, me, me - October 21, 2009 1:44 PM
I'd love to help her in her endeavors.
16. Dave - October 21, 2009 1:47 PM
@12
I didn't know republicans were commenting here.
Hello.
How are you.
Is it raining where you are?
17. Inmate #2648927 - October 21, 2009 1:53 PM
More piglets.
18. Zee Brat - October 21, 2009 1:54 PM
That's a great fucking dress.
19. Eddy - October 21, 2009 1:56 PM
#4, Dave, you took the words right out of my mouth.
20. McBiff - October 21, 2009 2:01 PM
Reggie keeps trying but you just can't get pregnant anally
21. Bleep bloop - October 21, 2009 2:03 PM
I'll put 17 in belly and 3200 on her face
22. Bleep bloop - October 21, 2009 2:03 PM
I'll put 17 in belly and 3200 on her face
23. Bleep bloop - October 21, 2009 2:03 PM
I'll put 17 in belly and 3200 on her face
24. Bleep bloop - October 21, 2009 2:03 PM
I'll put 17 in belly and 3200 on her face
25. Bleep bloop - October 21, 2009 2:03 PM
I'll put 17 in belly and 3200 on her face
26. Sheena - October 21, 2009 2:12 PM
OMG. After the sixth kid that ass will qualify as Earth's second and third moons.
27. obvinot - October 21, 2009 2:28 PM
Yes, yes, by all means breed MORE ass into the blacks. Sounds like a great idea.... While you're at it why not add more laziness & criminal tendencies into the negro bloodlines too?
28. Rancid - October 21, 2009 2:46 PM
How will she toilet-train her kids? Have them pee on her face?
29. Aunt Jemima - October 21, 2009 2:57 PM
Who the fuck came up with that look? She looks like Auntie/Tina Turner from Mad Max : Beyond Thunderdome.
30. Aunt Jemima - October 21, 2009 2:57 PM
Who the fuck came up with that look? She looks like Auntie/Tina Turner from Mad Max : Beyond Thunderdome.
31. OnTheRealThough - October 21, 2009 3:02 PM
MY GOD...the things I'd do to this woman. She's dumb as a rock, but good lord she is bangin'!!
Hey Ronnie Dubbs, go fukk yourself, diickhead.
32. don - October 21, 2009 3:03 PM
I'm sure Reggie or some other monkey/ape/primate would be sure to help her out there.
I'm sure this chick has had more jizz sprayed on her than Jenna Jameson...
33. Nick - October 21, 2009 3:09 PM
She's super fine. A rocking bod, a sexy look, and the girl knows how to please a man.
perfect.
34. Just Pee On Her, Don't F Her - October 21, 2009 3:12 PM
Any bf of hers would be stupid to keep F'n her. When a woman says she wants a baby, it's time to dump her. ALL the kartrashian women are BEASTS.
35. whatever - October 21, 2009 3:16 PM
i think she looks very pretty and stylish ...i love the dress and she has a great body !!!!! quit hatin because she doesnt weigh 45 pounds ..get over it
36. whatever - October 21, 2009 3:16 PM
i think she looks very pretty and stylish ...i love the dress and she has a great body !!!!! quit hatin because she doesnt weigh 45 pounds ..get over it
37. whatever - October 21, 2009 3:16 PM
i think she looks very pretty and stylish ...i love the dress and she has a great body !!!!! quit hatin because she doesnt weigh 45 pounds ..get over it
38. Kelley - October 21, 2009 3:25 PM
LOL, #34 ... is this how famous they become for simply being the daughters of OJ's lawyer ?? Wow. Talentless lot, all of them. What's most hilarious is that Kim "I've never had plastic surgery" Kardashian doesn't realize that real tits are not square at the sides. Lying bitch.
39. gigi - October 21, 2009 3:37 PM
death to all shoulder pads!!! ...otherwise, cute dress.... quit hating because you can't be or have her.... just admire...
40. BostonTroy - October 21, 2009 4:11 PM
Her "work"?!? Whoring yourself on reality tv & getting yourself inside Star & Hello magazines is now considered work? This fat ass needs to go back to getting peed on in adult videos. Now THAT'S work.
41. gotmilk? - October 21, 2009 4:28 PM
40, if that was her idea of work, clearly she's still making it a priority. why does she tell the media this shit, like the world cares when you want to have babies?
42. AmericanWhiteTrash - October 21, 2009 5:19 PM
Don't worry Kim. You'll have a nigger baby in no time.
43. johnny jizzload - October 21, 2009 6:00 PM
If he'd just pump her full of jism instead of pee-pee...
44. TheJoker07 - October 21, 2009 6:06 PM
I'll give her a baby.
45. TrojanBuster - October 21, 2009 6:59 PM
I'm sure USC would be up for buying Reggie another house. Zing!!!
46. hata - October 21, 2009 7:03 PM
Most jobs involve taking it in the ass, so Kimmie is certainly in the work force, don't knock her (up).
47. f - October 21, 2009 7:28 PM
Shw i shallow, stupid, vain etc, but my god she is so HOT! I'd slam that ass.
48. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - October 21, 2009 7:34 PM
What WORK does this fucking no talent skank do? Spread her legs, blow black guys and get pissed on, while most likely her mother films it, distributes it to the internet then lies about it?
And by the way, it's never a good idea to put an obese sloppy ass like that in sequins. Just sayin'. Her stylist should be fired, hates her, or is Khloe.
49. sdfsd - October 21, 2009 7:39 PM
whats all this talk of getting pissed on? was she pissed on for real?
50. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2009 7:55 PM
Don't cows have heffers?
51. Pet Society Help - October 21, 2009 9:02 PM
Call up brandy's brother, I'm sure he'll be the man for you that reggie bush will never be.
52. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - October 21, 2009 9:48 PM
With the exception of that knocked up troll Kortney, why are the other 2 no talent whored up skanks Kim and Khloe so into the spooks? I'm sure their dead father is turning over in his grave, ready to strike a lightning bolt on both of them. I'm sure he's thinking how can his Armenian princesses be fouled by big black dicks.
Shame on them.
53. PostmortemG - October 21, 2009 10:49 PM
You mean, spiteful people make me giggle and laugh. =D
54. hdmi cable - October 21, 2009 11:18 PM
They make a GREAT couple and they will be married and possible a child next year! Kim & Reggie are a true couple!!
55. Martina - October 22, 2009 12:04 AM
She's already carrying triplets from the look of it.
56. Turd the third - October 22, 2009 12:11 AM
Something is wrong here the one on the right is wearing her ass on the front of her dress?????? Can't these dumb ho's do anything right?
57. acai - October 22, 2009 12:26 AM
Really she is looking very gorgeous.. She is super cool. Looking really nice..
58. sarah - October 22, 2009 12:42 AM
Why does she constantly feel the need to mention the fact that she works? Sure, she probably leads a busy lifestyle but so do 98% of the world, she really isn't all that special for it. People who actually are workaholics don't seek out every opportunity to brag about it.
59. sarah - October 22, 2009 12:42 AM
Why does she constantly feel the need to mention the fact that she works? Sure, she probably leads a busy lifestyle but so does 98% of the world, she really isn't all that special for it. People who actually are workaholics don't seek out every opportunity to brag about it.
60. Actress - October 22, 2009 12:45 AM
You all keep calling these gals stupid, but they are the ones who are out making brands for themselves, and have you sitting at home writing about them. She's making bank.
Also, as a woman of mixed ethnicities (not race- I believe everyone's of the HUMAN race)- I cannot begin to imagine the ingorance of each of you who make generalizations about Reggie or any other person of African American descent- especially those of whom you do not know. (Reggie, Also being someone who has enough talent to make millions more than each of you.)
I think there is something beautiful about everyone, and these girls definitely didn't miss out in the gene pool, especially Kim. If they had work done, so be it- It was their decision, and it makes them feel better. I'm all for people doing what is right for them, and helps their lives positively- even if they believe they have to fix their teeth, nose, etc. I wish there wasn't so much hate in the world. Everyone wants to blame Obama and everyone else for the world crumbling- but all of this Politicial, religious, and ethnic drama has me wondering (Although you are all bless to have the right to state your opinions, freedom of speech) if we are not the ones who are tearing our world apart. Hatred is an ugly. thing.
This site is hilarious- and I do get a chuckle at the way these articles are written-even if I don't agree with them. The writer's of the superficial definitely have talent for making me and others laugh- Thanks for the ab-workout, Superficial!
I just wanted to put my twenty-five cents in.
Calm down, chill out, and be nice to one another. How bout you be happy for someone who is successful! If they did bad things to get there, they have to live with it-but you don't have to despise them for it. I'm sure karma has come around or they already despise themselves for it.
k. Love you all. Even you ignorant folk!
61. Actress - October 22, 2009 12:45 AM
You all keep calling these gals stupid, but they are the ones who are out making brands for themselves, and have you sitting at home writing about them. She's making bank.
Also, as a woman of mixed ethnicities (not race- I believe everyone's of the HUMAN race)- I cannot begin to imagine the ingorance of each of you who make generalizations about Reggie or any other person of African American descent- especially those of whom you do not know. (Reggie, Also being someone who has enough talent to make millions more than each of you.)
I think there is something beautiful about everyone, and these girls definitely didn't miss out in the gene pool, especially Kim. If they had work done, so be it- It was their decision, and it makes them feel better. I'm all for people doing what is right for them, and helps their lives positively- even if they believe they have to fix their teeth, nose, etc. I wish there wasn't so much hate in the world. Everyone wants to blame Obama and everyone else for the world crumbling- but all of this Politicial, religious, and ethnic drama has me wondering (Although you are all bless to have the right to state your opinions, freedom of speech) if we are not the ones who are tearing our world apart. Hatred is an ugly. thing.
This site is hilarious- and I do get a chuckle at the way these articles are written-even if I don't agree with them. The writer's of the superficial definitely have talent for making me and others laugh- Thanks for the ab-workout, Superficial!
I just wanted to put my twenty-five cents in.
Calm down, chill out, and be nice to one another. How bout you be happy for someone who is successful! If they did bad things to get there, they have to live with it-but you don't have to despise them for it. I'm sure karma has come around or they already despise themselves for it.
k. Love you all. Even you ignorant folk!
62. lucykate - October 22, 2009 1:51 AM
Nice...its so cooool!
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63. 7L - October 22, 2009 2:43 AM
Fucking disgusting
64. FACE - October 22, 2009 7:59 AM
No. 56 is funny as hell. Kim simply crushes her sister in the looks department and that last pic is a perfect example. No woman looks good knocked up - lets face it and dispense with all that PC crap about beautiful pregnant broads. Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, there is no such thing.
65. Googler - October 22, 2009 8:39 AM
Why is this whole family full of mudsharks?
66. bmose - October 22, 2009 9:50 AM
Kim--you can't get pregnant by getting pissed on. Wouldn't it be poetic justice if Reggie cut her fat ass?
67. Fail - October 22, 2009 12:17 PM
@60
It's called jealousy. But let's be honest, this dumb broad has done nothing worth a damn. And she is dumb. Have you ever read her tweets or anything she's written? My god, derpa derp. She's riding off the coattails of her father simply by being "pretty" (and that's a stretch).
Anyone can "make bank" when you already have the wealth of a bank. Don't give her too much credit.
That said, I love how you think "Making bank" is somehow important. Who gives a shit if Reggie, Kim or any other unimportant celebrity makes more money than everyone else? Since when should money equal respect or adoration? If you believe it does, you're equally pathetic.
68. oooaaaa - October 22, 2009 12:21 PM
She looks like she's carrying the baby a litlle low and to the back.
69. Randal - October 22, 2009 12:39 PM
Kim's prominent ass brings joy to the world. Her porn flick has stimulated interracial love and her father saved OJ from dying in the electric chair. Thank you Kim for your contributions; we can't wait for what's coming NEXT!
Randal
70. Boogeyman King Dong - October 22, 2009 12:52 PM
Who wanna have a baby now!?
71. Nero - October 22, 2009 12:55 PM
Looks like her butt is pregnant with twins.
72. whattheshit - October 22, 2009 2:51 PM
I would knock her up every 15 minutes, from here to 'til the end of time if she wanted me to.
73. Dave - October 24, 2009 8:57 PM
I agree, her butt appears pregnant!
She is going to look so funny pregnant with that ball on her booty and another huge ball growing in her stomach! Kim, please adopt. You are going to look ridiculous pregnant!
74. Dan - October 24, 2009 8:59 PM
I just vommitted in my mouth. Isn't her butt pregnant enough?
75. Lucky Breaks - October 24, 2009 11:28 PM
LOL to # 1, 2 and 72. But seriously though.. if her ass is that big in clothes, what the hell does it look like naked??
76. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:18 AM
I LOVE Kim