Oct 8 2009Kim Kardashian in FHM South Africa
Here's Kim Kardashian in the November 2009 issue of FHM South Africa. I could've sworn I've seen this one picture before, but then again this is the South African offshoot of FHM, so there's a 75% chance these pics were cribbed from various sources. The important thing here is that Nicole Eggert is probably the best thing that's ever happened to Kim Kardashian because now I see her in a whole new light. Or maybe that's just a new Photoshop feature. Who knows?

Reader Comments
1. Derek - October 8, 2009 12:49 PM
Oh yes... Come to papa.
2. keijo - October 8, 2009 12:49 PM
nice !"!
ronkeli on blle !!
3. mike - October 8, 2009 12:50 PM
WHAT A BIG SURPRISE...SHE'S NAKED.
4. quake - October 8, 2009 12:50 PM
Photoshop is a helluva drug.
5. The Rough report - October 8, 2009 12:52 PM
These's no 40 pound of raw EGG-ert in that gut FISH leave her alone....
6. Pat - October 8, 2009 12:55 PM
Anyone else notice that in picture #2 he mouth seems to be open in the water's reflection more than on her face.
7. mike - October 8, 2009 12:56 PM
TALENTLESS AND SLUTTY.
8. LOL - October 8, 2009 12:58 PM
thank God for photoshop and plastic surgery - what would kim do without these two things?
9. Alli Watermelon - October 8, 2009 1:02 PM
#6, lol...it's the way the water is rippling. I'm pretty sure they weren't so worried about photoshopping the water...as they were her physical body.
10. danfromtexas - October 8, 2009 1:09 PM
It's those baby-making hips that drive me bonkers.
11. omfwtf - October 8, 2009 1:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XmmN5cWwK4&feature=channel_page
12. EB - October 8, 2009 1:43 PM
I don't know why she needs a raft to float. She already has two floatation devices on her chest.
13. The Edit - October 8, 2009 1:54 PM
Yum, fckn', yum.
14. The Edit - October 8, 2009 1:54 PM
Yum, fckn', yum.
15. Randal - October 8, 2009 1:54 PM
Smashing with a capital S!
This beautiful creation has become one of the most photographed women in the industry and why shouldn't she be? Glowing radiant skin, healthy dark hair and the look of Venus herself all rolled in with business smarts, humor and great looks.
Randal
16. Verez - October 8, 2009 1:58 PM
I'm really coming around on Kim lately...
17. director - October 8, 2009 1:59 PM
FHM South Africa? It's because it's cheaper to pay someone to photoshop the pics over there, right? Here in the US, somebody would charge 2x usual due to the sheer mass of her ass.
18. steve - October 8, 2009 1:59 PM
Who cares anymore? She never shows her best feature.
19. Sapphire - October 8, 2009 2:03 PM
She's so hot and beautiful! If I were her though I wouldn't want my beautiful attributes to be called 'baby making" hips, how dumb a comment is that? LOL. I'd be turned off by a man's penis if I thought of it as a "baby making" dink as opposed to a nice cock in and of itself. It's about good hot sex not about making babies, you freak!
20. Megan Fox Fan - October 8, 2009 2:15 PM
Stunning!
21. cheezbox - October 8, 2009 2:20 PM
Love how they say "American Booty!" on the cover yet show zero actual booty in the photos.
22. rusty - October 8, 2009 2:30 PM
I would bang her in every position until my dick fell off.
23. havoc - October 8, 2009 2:39 PM
God, the things I would do to her.....
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24. Randal(l) - October 8, 2009 2:42 PM
What the Fuck? with a capital What the Fuck?
This Skank has become one of the most photoshopped skanks in the industry and why shouldn't she be? Clone Stamp Effect, Nudge tool and the best computer nerds South African FHM could afford all rolled in with Herpes, No Talent and a fat ass.
Randal(l)
25. Jamillah - October 8, 2009 2:56 PM
Pretty perfect -- great waist/hip ratio and beautiful face....
All models/actresses are photoshopped to some extent...but Kim still has the same lovely face and slamming curves on tv and at live events,too.
26. Hefe - October 8, 2009 3:08 PM
Some of you stupid fucks need to stop hating on this chick.
She has put in a lot of hard work to get that body bangin' and she's never looked better.
27. duh - October 8, 2009 3:10 PM
#25, it's called plastic surgery.
28. hihaters - October 8, 2009 3:12 PM
I NEED TO VISIT THE PLASTIC SURGEON SHE GOES TO!
29. lotus07 - October 8, 2009 3:15 PM
Boy, can you spell A I R B R U S H ?
30. Nameless - October 8, 2009 3:19 PM
She and her body look great in less clothes. Bikinis and such and she's kills. Yet, she hilarious looking in clothing. Blouses look like moo-moos and in pants and dresses she looks like sausage ready to burst.
31. moving estimates - October 8, 2009 3:22 PM
Wow, she's pretty much pretty.
32. Sport - October 8, 2009 3:37 PM
Sponsored by Adobe Photoshop.
33. Lain - October 8, 2009 3:47 PM
Wow. She's a lardass and yet, have to pay for have huge tits? Those are definitely fake.
34. mafme - October 8, 2009 3:49 PM
They sure photoshopped her thighs.
35. sharpei - October 8, 2009 3:55 PM
these cant be from the same shoot because they look so disjointed- usually when a magazine pays for an exclusive photoshoot there is a sense of continuity but here her hair looks TOTALLY different from one shot to the next. she looks hot either way- im a girl and im slim and i whilst im happy looking like i do id also be very happy to look like she does too- as would most men
36. 15minsoffame - October 8, 2009 4:07 PM
wow, her boobs are obviously fake. why does she keep lying about that?
37. Yooarel.com - October 8, 2009 4:15 PM
If it wasn't for the hips & ass, nobody would give a shit about this broad.
38. TheJoker07 - October 8, 2009 4:56 PM
Nice!
39. Wil Mo - October 8, 2009 5:09 PM
WELL, WELL, WELL, AND INTERNATIONAL WHORE, AMERICA ALLOW her pimps to exploit her homemade nakiedness all over the AIDS capital of the world,,, maybe if she is lucky she will get the a..i..d..s.. surprise after all she and her sis's are famous for S E X...
40. Wil Mo - October 8, 2009 5:10 PM
WELL, WELL, WELL, AND INTERNATIONAL WHORE, AMERICA ALLOW her pimps to exploit her homemade nakiedness all over the AIDS capital of the world,,, maybe if she is lucky she will get the a..i..d..s.. surprise after all she and her sis's are famous for S E X...
41. ktulu - October 8, 2009 5:40 PM
her face looks like its made outta silly putty lmao at all the fat homely dudes on here going gaga over this pig
42. Turd the third - October 8, 2009 6:17 PM
Picture 4 is great, I love chicks when the come with a built in carrying handle. No suitcase needed here.
43. robert - October 8, 2009 7:04 PM
any more photoshopping and it'd be Jessica Rabbit.
44. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - October 8, 2009 7:27 PM
They must like obese sloppy urinals in South Africa. Just sayin'.
45. PooPants - October 8, 2009 8:16 PM
Ugh...she's chubby. I used to have the SAME body as her BEFORE I started working out.
Notice she NEVER has her legs apart. They are ALWAYS smooshed together so that you can't see how fat they are.
How can such a useless human being with nothing but time on her hands still be fat???
Does she work? NO
Does she have an education? NO
What does she do all day? NOTHING.
God she seriously needs to get on the treadmill. Ribcage does not equal abs and airbrushing is not going to save her fat ass forever.
46. Tofu - October 8, 2009 9:18 PM
It is too bad Kim cannot stop being self absorbed and do humanitarian work while in Africa. The world does not need another altered photo of a self aborbed person, the world needs more humanitarians.
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48. Mel - October 8, 2009 10:38 PM
She looks gorgeous
49. Whore Dog To The Max - October 8, 2009 10:42 PM
These photos weren't done-over in a photoshop and I'll sell you my home-made snake oil for a cool $50 trillion bucks. Any takers/suckers? This shit-face whore dog would be thrown out of the local dogpound. Look closely, her liverlips are turning black. My time's too important to waste anymore on remarks on Kim, Paris, etc...etc
50. Tony - October 9, 2009 1:07 AM
WHO IS THE NEXT BLACK (IDIOT) VICTIM?
51. Sickitten - October 9, 2009 1:20 AM
She always has to cross her legs to hide how thunderous her thighs are. This bitch doesn't have good genes and she's too lazy to do the leg lifts needed to defy them.
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53. Arnaut - October 9, 2009 6:32 AM
Geez people, you all talk very much down on FHM SA and at RSA(South Africa) in general.
I guess you all believe the big 5 are still roaming the streets of Joburg.
I suggest you guys rather talk about things you know about and save your comments until after you have visited our country or at least found it on a map.
54. reisezubehor - October 9, 2009 6:39 AM
Yep she is totally hottie and bold bold figured girl.But wet look makes more sexy.
Actually I like this kind of figure.Anyways is good shot.
55. kelsee - October 9, 2009 7:23 AM
She is so HOT when fucking
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56. Lee - October 9, 2009 8:01 AM
45...I can't see how she is chubby, she has the perfect hour glass shape, photoshopped or not, unlike the starving twigs you probably favour so much. Lemme guess you're anorexic and terrified when you pinch yourself and feel meat on your bones, go get help.
57. H_Chick - October 9, 2009 8:28 AM
In Pic number three (hair up on top of her head) she looks very poised and it shows her face to its most beautiful advantage.
Very nice pic
58. FACE - October 9, 2009 8:50 AM
just splooged right in my shorts - couldnt get them down around my ankles fast enough
59. terri - October 9, 2009 9:28 AM
she looks amazing
60. Darth - October 9, 2009 10:41 AM
I wouldn't be surprised at all if it turnes out that she has a skanky affair with a FHM CEO.
61. Galtacticus - October 9, 2009 10:54 AM
Is this part of the fat for food programme?!
62. illy - October 9, 2009 12:08 PM
picture:
1) she looks damn good
2) she looks too indian
3) she looks like a porno slut
4) she looks good
5) she looks fat
6) she looks 40
7) she looks super fat and ugly faced
63. third leg - October 9, 2009 12:50 PM
i'm surprised they didn't show the rump
64. NVG - October 9, 2009 1:23 PM
Adobe really should be paying Kim Kardashian for continuously providing undeniable proof that Photoshop is the greatest photoediting tool in the entire universe.
65. yourboyjay - October 9, 2009 4:29 PM
she needs to be on that new website www.justdontwifeher.com
66. Just Don't Wife Her - October 9, 2009 4:35 PM
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67. AJ - October 9, 2009 9:05 PM
#63
They did not show the rump because it's too much effort to fix. She should start a butt girdle line.
68. Rog - October 9, 2009 9:10 PM
Kim's a cute short fat chick. I see chicks like Kim everyday because most Americans are fat or obese. Kim was able to get breast implants to fix her pear shaped body. It's too bad Kim gained too much weight and now her big butt is fat and saggy. I give Kim credit for taking advantage of software that can fix her flaws.
69. Tyler - October 10, 2009 11:33 AM
I like chicks like Kim with big butts and I don't care that Kim has a saggy butt because she works hard at looking cute. Besides I'm fat too and fit chicks want nothing to do with me, but fat bottom girls like Kim eat up my compliments like I hate fit chicks he he.
70. Atom Smasher - October 10, 2009 11:42 PM
Kim looks amazing in these photos, especially the last photo in the white bikini....perfect fuckable body.....this is the type of body that gives guys boners.
71. Niki - October 11, 2009 4:04 PM
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72. Annie Loves Anal - October 11, 2009 6:44 PM
Reggie is one lucky guy. Just shove a urinal cake up her ass, and it's piss party time!
73. Poobs - October 12, 2009 10:21 PM
I wish they'd show more of her ass. Why can't we get more ass pics like coco?
I would probably lose it way too early and bust it on that ass but it would be great none the less.
74. Poobs - October 12, 2009 10:23 PM
I wish they'd show more of her ass. Why can't we get more ass pics like coco?
I would probably lose it way too early and bust it on that ass but it would be great none the less.
75. joeamma - October 19, 2009 8:34 PM
she looks like she has lost some weight!!