Oct 7 2009Katy Perry dresses like a 5 year old and other news
- Nick Nolte's son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater]
- Dina Lohan launches Shoe-han and it's exactly as retarded as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katie Price executes the always classic Britney Spears Umbrella attack. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez is "Lola" now. [Just Jared]
- Chris Brown is probably going to get sued by Wrigley's which totally ruins everyone's plans to make sure he suffers absolutely no consequences. Dammit, Wrigley's! [Celebslam]
- Shia LaBeouf meets Gordon Gekko. [PopSugar]
- Anna Nicole Smith was apparently our nation's most underrated acting talent. [The Blemish]
- Taylor Lautner just made Tom Cruise drop the shirt button he uses for a dinner plate. [Socialite Life]
Reader Comments
1. johnnydev - October 7, 2009 7:33 PM
Woot First! Obama sucks Balls!
2. mbp - October 7, 2009 7:34 PM
That dress is not that bad... :P
3. Greg - October 7, 2009 7:34 PM
First beyatches!
4. Pete O'file - October 7, 2009 7:34 PM
You know what the best thing about 25 year olds is? There's 20 of 'em.
5. Greg - October 7, 2009 7:35 PM
Damn...lol
6. Racer X - October 7, 2009 7:43 PM
That dress is awful and I think her titties are gettin' smaller.
8^(
7. Jim - October 7, 2009 7:43 PM
A 5-year old with huge guns!
8. Baster - October 7, 2009 7:48 PM
I'd stuff her turkey all day long. I like the breast meats! Nom nom!
9. eada - October 7, 2009 7:50 PM
Uh, didn't anyone notice the big fail on "Nick Nolte's arrested" and the fact that the link to Chris Brown doesn't actually go there???? FAIL.
10. Salvo - October 7, 2009 7:54 PM
Girl has some major issues...
11. karen - October 7, 2009 8:05 PM
what a hot mess plus beyonce billboard women of the year visit
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12. Jay Rodrigo - October 7, 2009 8:06 PM
Your face looks like my hairy ass in that pic, but id still stick my sausage in between those sloppy milkers.
13. Kick - October 7, 2009 8:19 PM
I'm now as sick of Katy Perry as I am of Megan Fox. NEXT.
14. Iujuu - October 7, 2009 8:24 PM
she's so beautiful, no matter what she wears <3
15. Emily - October 7, 2009 8:25 PM
This is not news.
16. Kelley - October 7, 2009 8:30 PM
I love the dress, and her tits are real. Something to be said for that. And she always looks happy and not fucked up, coked out, bitchy, retarded or assuming a phony pose.
17. illy - October 7, 2009 8:31 PM
that dress is awesomeATED
18. small business health insurance - October 7, 2009 8:55 PM
@ 16, i couldn't agree more
19. Shari Brock - October 7, 2009 10:18 PM
Not going to lie, really not feeling that dress on her. And her hair looks like she just rolled out of bed! Seriously, doesn't take that long to style. However, the top on that dress is very flattering, but I cannot get past the Muppet print!
20. Bootilicious - October 7, 2009 10:20 PM
The dress comes off, that's all you need to remember.
21. f - October 7, 2009 10:57 PM
this girl is a plain jane.
22. mer - October 7, 2009 11:09 PM
"PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!"
23. Tanzarian - October 7, 2009 11:10 PM
I bet she's not as tight as a five year old, but I'd like to find out.
24. Tanzarian - October 7, 2009 11:12 PM
No, I didn't mean... what I mean to say is I'd bang *her* like a five year old.
25. Tanzarian - October 7, 2009 11:14 PM
No no no... I mean, if Katy Perry was the five year old I'd... no, uh...
26. Tanzarian - October 7, 2009 11:16 PM
I mean I'd bang Katy Perry at her current age for five years. I meant that all along. Yeah, that's the ticket.
27. Felicia Lynn - October 7, 2009 11:46 PM
What was she thinking with that outfit?! Top looks great, but that Muppet print?! Horrible. She should not have been let out of the house in that!
28. anon - October 8, 2009 12:47 AM
Holy god, that is horrendous. And hard to look at.
29. Narcissist - October 8, 2009 1:41 AM
At least she's sticking with the high heels.
30. http://www.thefamousphere.com - October 8, 2009 2:12 AM
I think I'll just revert to my standard comment for any Katy Perry post....annoying cunt.
31. Turd the third - October 8, 2009 7:44 AM
It looks like she has been doing some celebrity shop lifting and has stuck several packages of canned ham into the top of her pantyhose under her dress!
This is just ugly ugly ugly. Her face, well,,,, is just ugly too.... I bet she smells bad... Maybe that's why she stole the ham?
32. Memory Cards - October 8, 2009 8:49 AM
I love all these outfits that are katy perry inspired. i want it all especially the shoes.
Awesome post and stay connected.
33. Memory Cards - October 8, 2009 8:49 AM
I love all these outfits that are katy perry inspired. i want it all especially the shoes.
Awesome post and stay connected.
34. YES! - October 8, 2009 8:50 AM
@ 16 and 18 - so true...
She looks so freaking good and she is original... not as over the top as lady gaga, but the beauty of her is, she doesnt have to be to look hot and get attention!
35. mamamiasweetpeaches - October 8, 2009 9:31 AM
I would wear that dress. Of course I'd pair it with black heels, but still - the MUPPETS rock!
36. Bubba - October 8, 2009 10:00 AM
Tanzarian.. You make me laugh ^_^
37. Bubba - October 8, 2009 10:00 AM
Tanzarian.. You make me laugh ^_^
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39. name it for christ sake - October 8, 2009 12:33 PM
that funbags looks daring.
40. Alli Watermelon - October 8, 2009 12:36 PM
#6...her titties are getting smaller because she keeps losing weight. Ugh, it's irritating lol. Although, I think her boobies are the type that will stick around, regardless of her weight. But seriously...her arms are withering away slowly, and she's turning into a bobble head. Grrrr
41. Rhialto - October 8, 2009 2:23 PM
Let me guess,is this supposed to be Minnie Mouse?
42. Darth - October 8, 2009 2:25 PM
It could be Pluto as well.
43. Cardenzl Ximenez - October 8, 2009 6:50 PM
The dress is an attempt to keep your eyes from focusing on her ji-normous downs syndrome like cranium and her "did you just stick that in my ass" eyes.
Her and Gaga are both fugly.
44. missywissy - October 8, 2009 7:44 PM
I agree with 16
Taylor L. is beautiful. He's got a great personality, too. Whatever happened to Lava Girl?
I would battle Tom Cruise for him any day of the week!