Oct 2 2009Kate Beckinsale is the Sexiest Woman Alive

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

it must have been cold in picture 5

is Turd third?

NO ONE EATS CRACKERS IN MY BED!

is Turd third?

She has been tops on my list for years (next to my wife, of course). She's absolutely stunning and, while I hate some of the roles she's taken over the last 6 years, she's a damned fine actress.

Good choice, Esquire.

Whatever is going on with Kate in pics #3 and #5, seems to have afflicted my pants. Woah!

Yep, she sure is.

Nice nice, but still can't get over that '#13' chick from House. Those photos blew my mind - still holds the primary spank bank slot

She is so sexy.
Listen to her talk.
look at her ...
she's a mommy :)

Yes. Yes, she is.

I'd love to hear somebody point of a flaw about this woman.. You're fucked in the head if you have anything negative to say.. Totally hot chick. With or without makeup.

Attention women of earth..This is what a REAL woman SHOULD look like. Toned, slender, and someone that obviously cares about what she looks like.

Think of that the next time you're shoveling pizza and ice cream (with a diet soda...since you're watching your weight and you don't want empty calories) into your face wondering why your all men (yes even your bf or husband) think your a fat ass.

Sexiest woman alive? Uh... no. After having her vaj ripped open to her ass by a baby's head? Is this "Esquire" a comedy magazine?

theres operations for that, asshole.

Does it matter if she's the sexiest woman alive? She's not in my bed and that sucks. If I could wave some crackers and maker her get in, then Ritz and me are going to be doing a lot of business together, that's all I know. Unless she's a Carr's woman. Still not a problem.

All 3 inputs guarantied

veryyy niiice
and she had a c section #14!!

and #13... homemade veggie thin crust with no cheese is 70 cal a slice with my recipe and as for the ice cream, try fat free sugar free soft serve!!! 40 cal every 1/2 cup!!!! and diet sode rots your teeth, try iced tea! ( no sugar of course!)

A 36 year old is the sexiest woman alive? More like the sexiest woman in Esquire's demographic who would pose half naked and get photoshopped this month. No - thank you.

She's annoying. I don't find her sexy. Feh.

"The Sexiest Woman Alive" has the worst breast implants in Hollywood.

Disagree

I dont know if she is the sexiest woman alive, but yes she is very beautiful! i will admit she has no flaws. plus her husband is fucking hottt. 3 some kate? :)

I would suck on her box so hard and for long long that she'd forget her own name.

Well, if she'd lift that restraining order.

Bitch.

I think she deserves it... who's hotter than her? Arguably nobody (Cheryl Cole maybe?)...

People zay I look juzt like Kate, although younger and more beautiful, zo I can zee why they picked her, zince I waz not available. Pluz zuperficial commenterz, no one az zexy as me or Kate would let you near uz, zo crackerz would be the only thing you would eat in bed, thinking of uz.

Kate makes Megan fox look like a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10

True dat Taz. I'd love to see Kate and Naomi Watts having violently passionate sex.

True dat Taz. I'd love to see Kate and Naomi Watts having violently passionate sex--with each other.

Ugh. What a fatso.

Long time favorite of mine. #27 Taz is absolutely right. This is what hotness really looks like.

@27 and 31, I was just about to say, I am soooooo glad it's not Megan Fox on the cover.

Kate is waaaay more beautiful, and actually has some acting talent to go along with her looks. Love it =]

She is cute, but she has ugly breasts:

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/kate-stretch-marks.jpg

Don't be fooled by Esquire or Photoshop.

I am a completely straight woman, but i would have all kinds of nasty sex with her. So hot.

My penis explodes with delight.

I don't like her that much. Plain brownish hair, plain brown eyes, and legs no long enough (it shows in the video when the camera is behind her and she is walking).
Plus, high heel shoes in the water of a swimming pool are a turnoff. And she is trying so hard to make sexy poses. Duh.
The title "sexiest woman alive" is wrong as usual, and should be in fact "sexiest woman among the US celebrities". Still, I doubt there isn't any better looking woman among the US starlets. One that is out of the "plain" area: extra long legs, shiny natural blonde hair, green eyes, ...

Boy I love those white panties in pic 11. Wowzerz.

Great body. She needs to get more professional photographer to pose her and make her come alive. I always like women who pose on fur coats. Sending a message...If you want to hit this, a huge down payment of an expensive fur coat required.

Horse face and no ass...cmon!

plain

fur is disgusting.......worthless bitch

eh, no. random choice indeed. boring face, nice body.

"SHE's ALIVEEEEEEEEE" this reminds me of Frankenstein.

Speaking of earlier times, why is she wearing white panties left from the civil war? it would've been nicer if it had a slit in the back.

Here's a more pressing question, does she allow Becks sail into uranus?

Kate's beauty absolutely commands attention, but S.W.A? don't know about that, but she's certainly a nice finish to booty juice Friday on the Fish.

She is great looking , way out of my league , but hardly the sexiest women alive .

Oh, and I rezently hooked up with a mazzive black man. There are no white onez. Bitchez.

She's so pretty!!!!!

I saw Much Ado About Nothing in class and when my teacher told us that Hero was Kate Beckinsale, I could NOT believe her. Because I'd seen tons of pictures of Kate Beckinsale in magazines and stuff and this young actress looked nothing like her.

So the moral of the story is that she is just as fake as Megan Fox, only the surgery turned out nicer on her.

at least she doesnt look as trashy and classless as most poeople on this site but she is def not the most sexiest woaman alive ....i have seen better on the streets ..

at least she doesnt look as trashy and classless as most poeople on this site but she is def not the most sexiest woaman alive ....i have seen better on the streets ..

at least she doesnt look as trashy and classless as most poeople on this site but she is def not the most sexiest woaman alive ....i have seen better on the streets ..

the cover picture isnt all that great ....she looks good in the other ones but i have seen better lookin people on the streets but she is pretty

the cover picture isnt all that great ....she looks good in the other ones but i have seen better lookin people on the streets but she is pretty

Hey 19. There is nothing wrong with being gay. I know you Queens are into the age thing more than the quality thing. The fact of the matter is, most hetero men (what am I saying, ALL hetero men) would pay good cash money to get with that. Same goes for Jennifer Tilly, she's 51 and EXTREMELY bangable.

Oh, and 48? Exactly where do you live? Hot chick Island?

I've been saying that kate beckinsale is the sexiest woman alive for years now. i would do unthinkable, unforgivable things to be with this chick.

Def, the hottest fucking woman ever, its about time Fish you dug up a article on a real bitch and posted her, TY!

@6 Your wifes a whore... Ask the Lacrosse team.

Esquire will get no argument out of me on this selection!

3===========================D

Becks to sail into uranus, how the hell did I typo this little gem?

She's a goddess but then again what do I know I am a heterosexual man.

i dont understand the hype around this chick, she is butt ugly, has a weired mouth and buck teeth, and is too skinny. nothing sexy about her.

13. J-Money

You're an idiot. 80% of looks are genetic. Most people won't look as good as her even if they live on diets of tofu and scale treadmills like a gerbil. There are three body types due to genetics - the endomorph (fat and soft - Kelly Osbourne), ectomorph (thin and lean - Kate Beckinsale), and mesomorph (low fat, high muscle - Pink) .

Most models and actresses are ectomorphs. They also have tall figures with long bone structure and more symmetry to their face shapes than most people.

Stop making it sound like every woman who doesn't hot like Kate Beckinsale is a compulsive food shoveler. Chauvinist pig.

I like her, and she's pretty, but this doesn't really make any sense since she hasn't been in anything major for a while.. Whiteout doesn't count, no one's going to see that so I'm confused. I guess we should all be happy it's at least not Megan Fox.

She has a mannish face and no ass. Pretty sexless if you ask me.
even with photoshop she looks dreadful.

"61. tony - October 3, 2009 6:10 PM

i dont understand the hype around this chick, she is butt ugly, has a weired mouth and buck teeth, and is too skinny. nothing sexy about her."

You're a fucking idiot. Stop making fucking bullshit posts just so you can stand out and try and look cool by going against the grain. Shut the fuck up. And if you really are that moronic that you genuinely feel that way, you need to get your motherfuckin eyes checked

I've thought she's the hottest woman eva since Underworld. I have SUCH a girl crush on her. She's my #1.

Um, she bought the boobs. Real ones don't sit up like that. Sorry to disappoint. Aside from that... attractive and well photoshopped.

hey number 12 - CHECK THIS OUT - she has severe stretch marks

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2004/03/30/the-ugliest-breasts-in-hollywood/

@47: Very true. I was astounded when I found out it was her in the movie Cold Comfort Farm. She's definitely had work done.

The breast implants are something of a negative. And yes, she has them.

Too bad her acting talent is not equal to her beauty!!!

plain, short.

photo shop makes anything look better.......shes not all that

photo shop makes anything look better.......shes not all that

@ #74 me09:

I'm sure photoshop wouldn't be able to make you look better. It has its limits you know.

Kate is gorgeous, no doubt about it.

theres no way in hell i would even want to subject myself to being on this site for all the horny, lonely perverts.( like yourself) that can only get off on a website ...poor little you !! no thanks

theres no way in hell i would even want to subject myself to being on this site for all the horny, lonely perverts.( like yourself) that can only get off on a website ...poor little you !! no thanks

#75.....CALM DOWN KATE ...WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE JUST A ATTENTION GRABBING SKANK THAT WILL BE ALL USED UP IN ANOTHER 2 YEARS SO GET IT WHILE YA CAN !!!!! SHE POSTED THESE FOR ALL THE LONELY JERK OFFS OF THE WORLD ..ESPECIALLY YOU # 75 !!!! GO WACK IT

#75.....CALM DOWN KATE ...WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE JUST A ATTENTION GRABBING SKANK THAT WILL BE ALL USED UP IN ANOTHER 2 YEARS SO GET IT WHILE YA CAN !!!!! SHE POSTED THESE FOR ALL THE LONELY JERK OFFS OF THE WORLD ..ESPECIALLY YOU # 75 !!!! GO WACK IT

She could do some squats..

If she's really had breast implants, why is one of her breasts obviously larger than the other in the white tanktop picture? I say - way to keep it natural!

Also, to the idiots who think all women should look like this - you do realize that if every woman looked like this, there would be no reason to call her the "sexiest," right? There would be nothing special about looking like that if it came naturally to any woman! And I'm NOT talking about (or supporting) being overweight, I'm talking about body shapes/types. Just because a woman is healthy doesn't automatically make perfect, sexy curves appear. If it did, we'd all look like models, which would completely remove the significance of *being* a model. Why is it so hard to compliment one woman without comparing her to the rest?

If I said - hypothetically - that all men should "take care of themselves" enough to look like Brad Pitt, would you all measure up? That should be a plausible request since all men obviously have that potential - just step it up at the gym a little, right? Give me a break!

test - October 3, 2009 11:44 PM

"61. tony - October 3, 2009 6:10 PM

She's an ugly dog faced whore, just like your mom. Sorry I don't like women that look like men.

Cheryl Cole is hotter than this skank. Cheryl has a pretty face, Kate Beckinsale looks like a horse.

She is smokin' hot; she looks much better since she had the implants removed; those implants looked like crap on her; getting rid of them was a good move.

holy buns!

Definitely not "the" sexiest - but a good top 20 candidate. What makes her sexy to me (other than her girl-next-door face and curvy feminine body) is that she seems to have none of those disgusting, filthy tattoos. When will those goddamn awful things become passe?

she's hot but she's had so much plastic surgery.. im not gona hate a pretty girl for getting something done to make her look perfect.... but she was UGLY before. she's completely fake.... disgusting.....

eehhh. she is so-so. pretty, sorta hot. but certainly nothing to write home about. def not #1 sexiest. if i can't even settle on one person for my own #1, why should i buy this 'universal' choice?

lets put it this way - if she approached me, i wouldn't turn her down and would feel pretty good about it. but i wouldn't ever notice her walking down the street - and i am ALWAYS looking to see who is hot.

i do, however, like the fact that she has a handful of class and maturity.

Surprise win, but it's Esquire, so who cares

I just discovered what 'priapism' means. Now what do I do? Oh, I know.

I've always considered to be one of the hottest women on the planet. Her face is perfect - perfect, and her body's pretty good too.
As for anyone who says she's not hot or they couldn't care less is full of crap. Every straight guy on this page would jump at the chance to nail her - no matter how much they might deny it. Anyone saying she isn't hot is either a repressed homosexual (not an insult, just a hint that you might want to take a good look at yourself), or lying because they're pissed that they'll never have the chance to nail anyone even a tenth as hot.

Finally - a post of a real woman. Thanks for the break, Fish. Now back to Kate Gosselin, Lindsay Lohan and your usual level.

Finally - a post of a real woman. Thanks for the break, Fish. Now back to Kate Gosselin, Lindsay Lohan and your usual level.

Great looking girl.Does she like to cook??! I like fresh food indeed.

@91, not every got would jump at the chance. she's very pretty but i'm not big on the really skinny, no butt look. i give her credit and i'm happy she's the sexiest woman alive (according to esquire), but other than that she's got the average body.

i can bet that her pussy is cold as ice like her personality.

Nah, she was better when she wasn't so damn skinny. She used to have gorgeous meaty legs and thighs

some of you kate haters are nuts. sure you are entitled to your opinions but calling her names like skank and whore? really? and making statements like she has no body or a man's face no ass etc? huh? are you looking at the right pictures? she has a great curvy, but athletic body. she is not supermodel thin. she's healthy, yet some of you seem to think that she should be built like queen latifah or something and that she should have a huge, mishapen kardashass. haha. why can't a women be good looking and confident without some folks tearing her apart?

She's Hot But......

www.justdontwifeher.com
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Ew! When I clicked this link I thought it was going to be someone who is actually pretty. What has our culture come to that we think THIS is the sexiest woman ALIVE? There are millions of other women all over the world, and definitely in America, who are undoubtedly sexier than her. She's not inherently ugly but she's not that sexy either.

her face is boring and plain, but her body is soo gorgeous. I get sick of guys saying "if u wouldn't do her ur gay", so what, guys are whores, and ur not helping.