Oct 12 2009Kanye West pulls a no-show at BET awards
Kanye West completely bailed on the BET Hip-Hop Awards Saturday night, according to E! News:
After stealing Taylor Swift's thunder at the MTV Video Music Awards, the rapper bailed on the Fourth Annual BET Hip-Hop Awards Saturday evening, giving up his nine chances to stage yet another remix-worthy acceptance-speech-crashing moment.
Although in Kanye's defense, I'm sure he was tired from flying to Norway to explain why he should've won the Nobel Prize for apologizing to Taylor Swift. "I'mma let Obama finish, but did you see me say 'I'm sorry' on my blog? I wrote it in ALL CAPS! Why won't you let me be great?!"

Reader Comments
1. GamerEdie - October 12, 2009 10:20 AM
first!
2. The Rock Obama - October 12, 2009 10:26 AM
He couldn't go because his vagina was still sore from the beating Barack gave it.
3. me - October 12, 2009 10:28 AM
He should stay home and cry more often!!!
4. Randal - October 12, 2009 10:41 AM
I'm not sure what the King of Pop's problem is these days. It could be the added pressure to perform at even a higher standard now that he's on top. Kayne has produced many great songs and albums that topping them each time could cause a lot of stress for the mind and body. A rest for the health of one's self is never a bad thing, Kayne.
Randal
5. Jimboooo! - October 12, 2009 10:54 AM
Good.
6. Lloyd Johnson - October 12, 2009 11:04 AM
Why won't you let me be great?
7. vintage Rough - October 12, 2009 11:04 AM
You damn right, that crowd is not exactly what you would call passive...SECURITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...........
8. Paul's Boutique - October 12, 2009 11:10 AM
Some static started in the pool hall
Hit a motherfucker's face with the cue ball
Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
So I smacked her in the booty with M.C. Plank Bee
Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that
I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
I don't buy cheeba I grow it Marijuana
People always trying to get next to me
I had a beautiful experience on Ecstasy
Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser
Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
You can't deny me you always want to try me
You're just gonna get your ass kicked
Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
The Godfather of Soul is in the belly of the beast
For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast
All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
Sitting in the White House pulling their peters
Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street
The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat
Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
Space cake cookies I discover who I am
I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man
Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants
My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think
So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink
So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning
I feel like it is always the beginning
Of another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rock
You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped
9. Fiend - October 12, 2009 11:28 AM
Why do the dark ones even bother getting tattoos?
10. Wtf? - October 12, 2009 11:35 AM
Kanye who?
11. Claire - October 12, 2009 11:44 AM
The Nobel Prizes get issued in Sweden honey. =)
12. Sport - October 12, 2009 11:48 AM
Maybe he was out of Hennessey?
13. J-Dizzle - October 12, 2009 11:48 AM
@4 - Randal
You're a fucking idiot. Kanye is not, or will never be the King of Pop. How dare you even compare him to MJ. Blasphemy. Kanye forgot his roots, can't even fit in the door with his big-ass head, and is making shit music now. Take a look at his last album .... shit.
Randal before you speak, think about what youre saying. Aslo ... DIACF
14. Kinked ass hairs - October 12, 2009 11:54 AM
KANYE has pumpkins, too
15. Jooosh - October 12, 2009 12:34 PM
Kanye doesn't like black people.
16. E - October 12, 2009 1:29 PM
I hope that kanye along with most celebrities go to an island far far away, where they can tell each other how awesome they are.
17. diddleysquat - October 12, 2009 1:40 PM
Jeesus, this guy is so transparent!
Show up CARRYING A BOTTLE at an awards show, have a "spontaneous" outburst, next.....lemme guess,,,,, a big REHAB BULLSH*T story,
and he triumphantly returns with a story (and CD) to sell.
God I hope the American public gets smart enough to see through this sh*t.
18. bob - October 12, 2009 1:44 PM
Kanye West does not care about black people
19. Jaime's Presslies - October 12, 2009 2:11 PM
Nurse: Congratulations, it's a boy. What are you going to name him?
Kayne's Mother: Well lets see. How about we just put some letters together and see what it sounds like.
Nurse: Ok, how about Eyank? Is that made up enough for you?
Kanye's Mother: No. That's not Douche-baggie enough. How about Kanye. Yep. Kanye.
20. Hello There - October 12, 2009 2:22 PM
@13
THAT WENT WAY OVER YOUR HEAD, RETARD
21. DragonKatt - October 12, 2009 3:07 PM
Kanye? King of Pop? Please. But then again, most pop music is becoming more and more degraded with time. Music these days is so terribly predictable it is almost painful to turn the radio on. Please give my ears something NEW and REFRESHING to listen to! And before you say it, Kanye is not new or refreshing. He takes his ideas from other artists and twists them (kinda like most fiction, and most videogames). No, I am not saying he is the only one who does this...but just saying that he isn't anything special either. He is just like every other artist (although maybe a bit more of a douche when trashed, hahah).
Music industry...you bore me.
I almost wonder, if people studied and appreciated music like they once did...if the industry would be a bit more progressive? In order to fully love something, you should at least understand it.
Oh, and before I get accused of being a hater...I am not calling any of the music bad, I am just saying it isn't good. ;)
22. Hugh Jorgan - October 12, 2009 3:30 PM
#13 IS an idiot. Kanye is a jackass and will not even be a footnote in the history of hip-hop.
23. Beastman AIDS - October 12, 2009 3:30 PM
holyshit he looks like Mozenrath with that skeleton arm!
24. Melanie - October 12, 2009 3:44 PM
@11 think you'll find that Alfred Nobel was Swedish, but the Norwegian Parliament appoints the Norwegian Nobel Committee, which selects the laureate for the Peace Prize and that the Nobel Institute is in fact in Oslo, Norway. Honey.
25. Melanie - October 12, 2009 3:44 PM
@11 think you'll find that Alfred Nobel was Swedish, but the Norwegian Parliament appoints the Norwegian Nobel Committee, which selects the laureate for the Peace Prize and that the Nobel Institute is in fact in Oslo, Norway. Honey.
26. Wil Mo - October 12, 2009 3:59 PM
BOY ,I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE REST OF THE LIKES OF KANYAA, AND HIS CREW,(JAY-Z, BEYONCE, MARY-J, AND A. KEYS) DISSAPEAR .THEIR OLD NO TALENTED, CONVICTS, DRUG DEALER AND SKIN- HOE, FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO PEDDLE THEIR GOODS, AND LEAVE OUR CHILDREN ALONE..THESE ARE BAD INFLUENCES FOR OUR CHILDREN
27. Wil Mo - October 12, 2009 3:59 PM
BOY ,I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE REST OF THE LIKES OF KANYAA, AND HIS CREW,(JAY-Z, BEYONCE, MARY-J, AND A. KEYS) DISSAPEAR .THEIR OLD NO TALENTED, CONVICTS, DRUG DEALER AND SKIN- HOE, FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO PEDDLE THEIR GOODS, AND LEAVE OUR CHILDREN ALONE..THESE ARE BAD INFLUENCES FOR OUR CHILDREN
28. 12345 - October 12, 2009 4:31 PM
@11- MEL, hun!!!!!
The Nobel Prize
Every year since 1901 the Nobel Prize has been awarded for achievements in physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine, literature and for peace. The Nobel Prize is an international award administered by the Nobel Foundation in Stockholm, Sweden. In 1968, Sveriges Riksbank established The Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel, founder of the Nobel Prize. Each prize consists of a medal, personal diploma, and a cash award.
http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/
The Nobel Prize (Swedish: Nobelpriset) is a Sweden-based international monetary prize. The award was established by the 1895 will and estate of Swedish chemist and inventor Alfred Nobel. With the exception of the Nobel Peace Prize, the Nobel Prizes and the Prize in Economics are presented in Stockholm, Sweden, at the annual Prize Award Ceremony on the 10th of December, the anniversary of Nobel's death. The reason Norway distributes a part of the prize is that at the time of Alfred Nobel's death, Norway and Sweden were joined together in a personal union known as the Swedish-Norwegian Union.[3][4] The award ceremonies and the associated banquets are typically major international events.[2]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Prize
29. Claire - October 12, 2009 4:36 PM
I live in Sweden... I don't believe I am imagining the commotion that goes on when the Nobel committee meet every year in Stockholm.. But sure Melanie...
thank you number 28!!!
30. D-Dizzle - October 12, 2009 4:54 PM
#13 is a lamer. Randal runs this site, fucking newb!
31. joe blow - October 12, 2009 5:02 PM
I want Kanye to live the REAL gangsta lifestyle and be gunned down in a hail of bullets.
Is that too much to ask?
32. See Alice - October 12, 2009 6:38 PM
Standing Headline......
Kanye hates white people
33. fred - October 12, 2009 7:03 PM
he's a cunt..
34. fred - October 12, 2009 7:06 PM
actually cunt is too generous....how about Ass Wipe West?
35. Melanei - October 12, 2009 8:19 PM
@28 & 29
FFS
There is a difference between the Nobel Prize (there are several categories) and the Nobel PEACE Price. The Nobel PEACE Prize is the only one which is selected by the Norwegian committee in (funnily enough) NORWAY.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Peace_Prize
@28 read your own post - it doesn't even mention the PEACE prize!
36. Melanie - October 12, 2009 8:19 PM
@28 & 29
FFS
There is a difference between the Nobel Prize (there are several categories) and the Nobel PEACE Price. The Nobel PEACE Prize is the only one which is selected by the Norwegian committee in (funnily enough) NORWAY.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Peace_Prize
@28 read your own post - it doesn't even mention the PEACE prize!
37. evil cat - October 12, 2009 8:22 PM
that's so classy, drinking cognac right out of the bottle. could he be even MORE of a cliche?
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39. Peter Drekker - October 12, 2009 10:18 PM
Kanye should be sentenced to sensitivity training or something. Hopefully he's retired for good. I'm not the only one who thinks he sucks - this guy wrote it great :
http://www.whythisblogsucks.com/2009/09/14/why-kanye-west-sucks/
40. Peter Drekker - October 12, 2009 10:18 PM
Kanye should be sentenced to sensitivity training or something. Hopefully he's retired for good. I'm not the only one who thinks he sucks - this guy wrote it great :
http://www.whythisblogsucks.com/2009/09/14/why-kanye-west-sucks/
41. Peter Drekker - October 12, 2009 10:18 PM
Kanye should be sentenced to sensitivity training or something. Hopefully he's retired for good. I'm not the only one who thinks he sucks - this guy wrote it great :
http://www.whythisblogsucks.com/2009/09/14/why-kanye-west-sucks/
42. Turd the third - October 12, 2009 11:31 PM
he should take that bottle, and shove it right up his ass and then break the neck off.... I think you get the picture of what I think of this douchebag of douchebags
43. Hello There - October 13, 2009 12:21 AM
“But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
LOL
44. PropaGanja - October 13, 2009 2:39 AM
Where's Kanye West when you need him? "Yo Obama I'am really happy for you, Imma you finish, but Bono is the best peace activist of all time"
45. jeux d enfant - October 13, 2009 3:24 AM
With the state that Hip Hop is in today (with the exception of Jay, Common, Kanye, Wayne) I don't even know why they're celebrating this once inspirational music turned trash culture....everyone knows that hip hop is now nothing but an audio safari for America's paying suburbs...
46. Tracey - October 13, 2009 5:35 AM
Kanye believes he’s grooming today’s young minds into becoming the history majors of tomorrow. An honorary doctorate degree in history is just a matter of time for this American rapper, record producer, author, singer, and crotch grabber (see picture at start of post). But i think he need more time to make his name in appreciative audience.
47. Libby Tiller - October 13, 2009 7:22 AM
Is he serious?!?!? what a knob
48. Darth - October 13, 2009 8:19 AM
What was wrong with him?! He did almost lose his shit.
49. Galtacticus - October 13, 2009 8:25 AM
He did poke himself good in the shitter.
50. The Sicilian - October 13, 2009 11:02 AM
Fuck Kayne.
That piece of shit isn't the voice of my generation no matter how many times he calls himself that. He's done nothing but create drama and i'm sick of him getting away with it. Stop buying his cd's and call your local rap station your offended.
He's a child, a lonely pathetic child who wants somone to pay attention to him.
Fuck Kayne West. Fake ass wanna be 2-pac.
51. Chuckles - October 13, 2009 1:14 PM
Yeah, this guy needs exploratory surgery done in the dome atop his shoulders to see just how much stupid fits into that space....
What an amazing piece of work. Great. Fantastic. Who knew that fecal matter could actually stand that tall and be allowed to roam about in public.
D O R K
52. lols - October 15, 2009 7:21 AM
of course he didn't go to the BET awards. a balck person is guaranteed to win, so he can't show off his racism there. 'Oly sh!t 'yall there goes the system awarding another talentless whitey, when y'all should know... THAT BEYONCE HAS THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME! where maa hennesee gon, man i gots class'
53. lols - October 15, 2009 7:22 AM
you flag b-lack person but not vagina? lol! i love this site