Oct 21 2009Jon Gosselin prepares for a daddy/daughter ATV ride. Yeah, that's not creepy.

Ridiculous. First!

Cut him some slack. He's doing something nice for his kid. What next, call him a shithead because he takes his kid out for an ice cream cone?

Slam him when he's whorin around with his famewhore girlfriend, but not for doing a dad thing. For that he's a douche nozzle. Giving a fun gift to his kid, not news worthy.

Bet you wish your dad would have bought you an ATV when you were a kid.

I would of been first but the friggin Duck Hunt ad popped up

Why is that creepy in the least? If you make jokes, at least make them funny. And if you make jokes and they're not funny, at least make them true.

Come on Jon get those helmets out!

Picking up skanks?

Are he and Kate getting back together?

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I'm looking into atv's for my son and every site says that fed. regulation requires all riders to be 12 years old. just fyi

I have to agree with Cardinal dude.
You can't judge him or bash him for doing what a parent in this kind of situation has to do - especially under the microscope as much as he is.
He's only human and we all make mistakes.

All in all though I really love your site - have it on the iGoogle RSS feed and I'm here on the daily. You have cracked me up 1000 more times then you have upset me, but today you hit a nerve as I am a father battling to even be able to see my daughter.

Women are given way too much power when it comes to custody battles and divorce settlements. Men nowadays we have been programed to be man whores and have all these distractions flooding the airwaves 24/7/365.

"Women are given way too much power when it comes to custody battles and divorce settlements."

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I am calling bullshit on those headlines for this story. How is having fun with your kid doing and something she loves to do qualify as creepy. WHO WROTE THIS PEREZ HILTON ? I agree that they should wear helmets, ATVs will kill you in a heartbeat.

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That's a lie. There is no federal regulation. Each state makes it's own laws.

The law for PA, where the Gosselins reside states:

"No one under 8 years of age shall operate an ATV on any state-owned property.

No person from age 8 to their 16th birthday shall operate an ATV except on lands of his parent or guardian, unless he or she has completed a prescribed ATV safety training course and received an ATV safety training certificate. Age 8 and 9 year old operators are restricted to an engine size of 70cc or less."

Fish, your comments on this suck. This is a non-story and for your own credibility, which is solely related to your ability to be funny, should be deleted.

Ugh stop perpetuating the idea that this nobody fucking assclown is a celebrity. He's already trying to charge for appearances at events and shit. What has this fuckface ever even done besides be on a shitty reality show. Omg I'm so sick of hearing about him I'm going to go blow my face off. Bye.

Jesus, the Jon Gosselin Fan Force is on patrol today. Clearly you fuckers haven't been reading the site long enough to catch the running gag. People defending Jon Gosselin on The Superficial? It's gotta be the apocalypse.

#14 - I don't think people are exactly defending Jon Gosselin, I'm sure most people would agree that his level of douche-baggery is still pretty high....The point is, why does every single move he makes end up on this site? So he's taking his daughter out on an ATV? Who cares! Should we also report every time Jon eats out, walks to his mailbox, orders a cup a coffee, or takes a shit? And a joke about Jon taking his daughter into the woods to talk about banging skanks is not only unfunny, but super creepy on the Fish's part for even writing something like that....

Uh, that's a Chinese ATV, Jon. I wouldn't put my neighbor's dog on one of those.

This site is WAY cooler than this lame post about a nobody. It must be a really slow news day.

Agreed 100% #15....thank you lol. Fish is a creeeeeper....

I am disappointed in the lack of Gosselin news, and this is the only thing to write about? Boring.

How about how the Kate Gosselin Halloween wig , being sold out twice so far? That's more interesting that this.

Red neck asian?

Why do you think it's sick for him to ride with his daughter? Did the author do something sick on an ATV? Jon is just doing something nice with his daughter and the author of the article apparently has perverted ideas that they've done on this vehicle.......please tell.

Why do you think it's sick for him to ride with his daughter? Did the author do something sick on an ATV? Jon is just doing something nice with his daughter and the author of the article apparently has perverted ideas that they've done on this vehicle.......please tell.

Why do you think it's sick for him to ride with his daughter? Did the author do something sick on an ATV? Jon is just doing something nice with his daughter and the author of the article apparently has perverted ideas that they've done on this vehicle.......please tell.

Why do you think it's sick for him to ride with his daughter? Did the author do something sick on an ATV? Jon is just doing something nice with his daughter and the author of the article apparently has perverted ideas that they've done on this vehicle.......please tell.

Why do you think it's sick for him to ride with his daughter? Did the author do something sick on an ATV? Jon is just doing something nice with his daughter and the author of the article apparently has perverted ideas that they've done on this vehicle.......please tell.

Jean, did something happen to YOU on an ATV? Calm down, have a martini and take a valium.

I only see two ATVs. What will his paunch ride?

Since when did this dude count as a celebrity. If this is the future state of of a celebrity then I need to get my TV disconnected.

At least he will get off his lazy ass and do something with the kids instead of sitting on his ass playing Hollywood star like that bi#ch Kate do.
All plastered up with make up with the kids. She sure is not out to play with them. That's why the kids think he is more fun than that cow.

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DAmn I miss the old writer for this site. The stories are not as funny or witty anymore.

SO MUCH FOR ASIANS BEING SMART!!!!!! HEHEHEHE

Jamie Lynn's Uterus - Please don't tell me to calm down - obviously you have a sick name for some odd reason, so I really want no advice from a person like you..........thank you.........keep it to yourself

#33: Jamie Lynn's Uterus told you to chill out because you kept posting the same dippy, frantic comment over and over again like you had Tourette's or something. Thank YOU.

Looks like he got himself a nice present.

The author of this article should be ashamed. The ideas in this article are disgusting and only a pedophile would come up with these claims. This article should be removed immediately.

Jon is dumbly trying to do something with the one twin who bonds with him. That's okay! The other evil twin, Maddie, is bonding with Kate in an expensive spa somewhere superficial. The other six couldn't give a shit one way or another

I'm going to be HIM for Halloween!