Oct 27 2009Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole bar fight: D.A. not filing charges
Joe Francis, Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner will not face any charges for the August fight at Guys and Dolls in Hollywood that's since spawned into several million civil suits, according to TMZ:
According to the report, the D.A. supports Joe's claims that the surveillance video shows that Jayde "appears to have acted without immediate provocation."
In conclusion, the D.A. thought "the interests of justice do not support the filing of criminal charges against any of the three suspects."
Or in non-legalese: By keeping these asshats in the wild, there's a greater chance of them drunkenly murdering each other thus enriching the human gene pool. -- SOLD!
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Amielia - October 27, 2009 4:19 PM
First! I can die happily now, my life's goal has been achieved!
2. Randal(l) - October 27, 2009 4:23 PM
There is absolutely no reason to ever put your hands on a lady...unless she serves you dinner cold....or if you have to tell her more than once.....or if the bitches mouthes off one to many times.....or if she just has that kind of face. but other than that, there is no reason to put your hands on a lady.
Randal(l)
3. ******Krazy Hot Kelli******* - October 27, 2009 4:28 PM
Thiz would never happen to me. My powerz of puzzy magic protect me from all earthly forcez.
4. Duke Nukem - October 27, 2009 4:31 PM
#2 you are a wise man indeed.
Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, let the bitch clean up in the dark.
5. 88 - October 27, 2009 4:31 PM
Wait, so even though she dumped a drink on him when he touched her (and later beat the shit out of her), the DA claims all actions are equal and therefore cannot be brought to trial?
How on EARTH is a dumped drink equal to dragging someone through a bar by the hair and then beating them??
6. Randal(l) - October 27, 2009 4:39 PM
#5
he was wearing shirt made entirely out of endangered White Rhino pubes.
Randal(l)
7. Kick - October 27, 2009 4:50 PM
#3: thatz not puzzy magic you zmell, itz the dizzcharge from your zyphilliz
8. Rough intentions - October 27, 2009 5:06 PM
Good for Joe, that broad was just jealous...
9. Rough intentions - October 27, 2009 5:33 PM
Brody couldve gotten kill if Joe was some dangerous thug. I see it all the time, dudes getting into fights trying to defend their GF's honor but have no idea if shes been up to sneakiness. That's why girls are considered smarter they do things guys never sees or aware of ...
10. havoc - October 27, 2009 5:51 PM
For someone who plays grab-ass on a bus with girls...he looks like the world's biggest fag....
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11. Dr. - October 27, 2009 6:24 PM
Wow Joe Francis, get your date-rapist face on!
12. Sheenaynay - October 27, 2009 6:25 PM
Did anyone else notice the Hooter's sign in the background? Was that intentional?? Perhaps he was on another mission for his latest GGW project...
13. Michael Jackson's Brain - October 27, 2009 6:53 PM
Who are these ppl and why do we care?
14. Michael Jackson's Brain - October 27, 2009 6:53 PM
Who are these ppl and why do we care?
15. Bill O'Reilly - October 27, 2009 7:03 PM
*RESPECT*
16. Frank "TJ" Mackey - October 27, 2009 7:08 PM
Respect the cock, and...tame the cunt! Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills I will teach you!
17. Porn - October 27, 2009 7:10 PM
dramaaa!!
18. Ed Castillo - October 27, 2009 8:58 PM
I told you bitches he'd get off.
19. RoniMikey - October 27, 2009 10:58 PM
He is just mad because he got ass stuffed by Bubba in jail.
20. Pet Society Help - October 27, 2009 11:13 PM
Joe Francis is such a tool for hitting that poor girl, but any girl on the hills is a cunt slut anyway so f em both.
21. acai berry - October 27, 2009 11:33 PM
Don’t think that was good to say.All women don’t need to get hit. There should be chargers brought against him.No woman should get hit.
22. diddleysquat - October 28, 2009 12:07 AM
I like his "I got my teeth done and just took three xanax" smile
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24. joe's defense - October 28, 2009 3:32 PM
Joe Francis ftw!
25. brad - October 28, 2009 3:38 PM
Jayde must be shitting herself about now. She's lost the criminal case and is now faced with a 20million dollar lawsuit. On top of that she's in the 14th minute of her fame.
26. What a pussy - October 28, 2009 4:38 PM
Joe Francis is a big PUSSY. Any dude that would drag a chick by the hair on the ground has a vagina; that's a chick's fighting style. She may have deserved a drink thrown back at her (the drink, not the glass), but she didn't deserve to get dragged by her hair. What a douchebag he is...
27. Nero - October 28, 2009 7:17 PM
Inma bit disappointed.How about a ring bitch fight?!
28. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 2:35 AM
Go Joe! You Rock~!
29. JayPo - October 29, 2009 5:19 PM
It's nice to know that the Los Angeles DA has a brain in his head unlike most the idiot feminists here at The Superficial.