Oct 14 2009Jessica Simpson's weight mocked by FOX NFL

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She's dumb, but most people would still hit it without thinking twice.

I hate people who videotape their TV screens and post them on YouTube more.

At least they didn't mock her deceased canine soulmate.

She's dumb, but most people would still hit it without thinking twice.

I think this is horrible. Jessica Simpson is beautiful whatever size she is and it's sad when adults act like children and make fat jokes about others. Being bigger doesn't make someone less lovable or less of a person. I think that is disappointing. Shame on Burger King and Fox.

"She's dumb, but most people would still hit it without thinking twice."

I agree with you, that she's fat.

"Being bigger doesn't make someone less lovable or less of a person."

100% true. It simply makes them far less attractive.

All of you haters that call her dumd or stupid, keep in mind she makes millions with her eyes closed. Can your dumd asses say that?

"All of you haters that call her dumd or stupid, keep in mind she makes millions with her eyes closed. Can your dumd asses say that?"

That's because she can't blink and breathe at the same time. But at least I can spell what you are: Dumbass.

How lame. Only on American TV would you hear such a comment and it does not surprise me at all that it was on FOX.

Of course, Jessica has a good head on her shoulders and will brush the poor attempt at humor aside.

Randal

This is idiotic and not funny.

Hmm, which is smarter, J Simp of that boot. That being said, imagine her wearing those boots while you bend her over a stool, the dining room table, or the hood of your car and pounded her from behind? mmmm, sweet.

ouch. pretty rough. it's a little questionable that a fast food chain that sells shit like the Whopper would comment on her weight, of all people. Take a look at the people that both eat and work at burger king, few could hold a candle to jessica simpson.

that was lame. shame on burger king and shame on fox for making such a stupid commercial

#6 is probably a fat ass, too.

just wish Jessica would show her Whoppers

she has lost some weight recently. She is definitely not fat anymore, but looks healthy (not skinny, not big). Though, the older she is getting, the more she looks like Joe (especially in Pic 4). And her trademark healthy looking beautiful hair is ugly and strawlike. She is not aging very well, but still pretty. Please use SPF and stop yo-yo dieting.

she has lost some weight recently. She is definitely not fat anymore, but looks healthy (not skinny, not big). Though, the older she is getting, the more she looks like Joe (especially in Pic 4). And her trademark healthy looking beautiful hair is ugly and strawlike. She is not aging very well, but still pretty. Please use SPF and stop yo-yo dieting.

PS Randal is the biggest fuckin' dweeb.

Now, back to Jessica Simpson bent over a stool...do you think she enjoys analingus?

She's fairly attractive for a husky dude. Good shoulders (and jaw) for boxing.

Well, she is fat.

And has the shoulders of a linebacker, and the legs of a field goal kicker.

"Now, back to Jessica Simpson bent over a stool...do you think she enjoys analingus?"

Uh...how about we use "chair" instead of "stool" here...

This is just stupid. If any of you losers went outside, you would see what REAL, LIVE fat people looked like. Protip: nothing like her. Stay classy, FOX.

she doesnt look fat to me, or my penis.

I have to say there are some mean, spiteful people out there. They seem to be Cowboys fans.

She's not fat...for an American woman. By any other standard, well, just look at her upper arms...and how old is she? What's the excuse, again?

Has school just finished somewhere? Last I looked this was The Superficial, but suddenly a bus load of happy clappy 'everybody be nice' tambourine tappers have spewed out all over the board. Ik. Time to move on methinks.

jerks

# 17...that was pure awesomeness.

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God... if she's fat, then wtf am I??

If she were waking people up with BJs and allowing them to put her to sleep with anal I don't think anyone would complain.

"God... if she's fat, then wtf am I??"

A cow.

That's really low.

She is beautiful.

She's not even a little bit fat. She's not even chubby.

wtf is wrong with the world ... oops, I mean the USA

How anyone can think Jessica Simpson is fat and Hayden Panettierre not fat is beyond me. Hayden is a midget and any weight she's carrying shows instantly. I don't think Jessica is fat in the least, she's a healthy looking woman. Shame on Burger King, an establishment that makes people gain weight and where many of it's employees are fat worthless slobby idiots.

@28 do us all a favor a STFU, I can hear your mom yelling she wants to use the computer now.

she is totally NOT fat. And for the record, Romo's season is SUCKING hard.

Jessica has big boobs. Which is fine. he legs look skinny in those pics above anyway.

I normally don't post comments, but why hasn't harped on the fact that the backdrop in the picture says "FFANY."

Very Appropriate.

its funny cause i know all of the guys posting are ugly..........ugly guys are EXTREMELY picky and unrealistic... i.e #27... because that's their self mechanism for not getting girls. its ok boys... keep trying to find something wrong with every girl you see.... but it won't make you less ugly

Better to be a little fat than 90Lbs because some faggot on Fox saws so

She is not fat. Come on. I would love to hear a medical doctor tell me that woman is fat. Maybe then I'd give any of your asshole comments a second thought. ....... Nah, not even then.

The only thing more lame than this "skit" is the person who videotapes their busted Standard Definition set and posts it on youtube. Way to go shelling out $400 for the Sunday Ticket and watching it on your 25" RCA relic. They probably have Pirelli tires on their '97 Accent.

She's not fat. She just happens to have a little more meat on her bones. And when you have massive tits and happen to be short, it makes you look heavy. Either way I'd still hit it... hard.

What is Fatty McJuggs famous for again? I vaguely remember her being on some kind of reality show about a decade ago, but I'm wondering what makes her relevant today...besides the huge tits...and ass....and gut.

Randal(l)

Why is Kate Goselin going by the alias Alisa?

burger king is making fun of fat people? .... okaaaaaaaay.

I cannot believe that she would honestly be considered FAT. Is she heavier than someone like Marisa Miller, yeh, but by no means is she fat. My guess is that Jessica Simpson is wearing a size 6 or 8 dress in the above photos, which is the size of most average, 20-something American women. Plus, keep in mind she's really large chested (and on the shorter side) which makes her look heavier in certain clothes. This country and the guys posting on here are seriously fucked up if Jessica Simpson's body defines fat.

It amazes me how mean-spirited people can be. Mean people SUCK. (this means you....)

"Uh...how about we use "chair" instead of "stool" here..."

Hahaha Vince @23, have to admit, that cracked me the hell up.

She and her vagina should team up with my cock and me for some vaginal intercourse.

What I'm saying is that she's not fat and I have no idea why the NFL would dog on her like that. It's one thing for a site/commenters on the superfish to do that, but wtf?

while I agree it is annoying to watch a clip of somthing recorded off a tv screen, this is often the only way to keep network clips from being deleted from youtube. The past olympics comes to mind, lots of people were uploading clips and nbc was getting them all taken down except the ones that were recorded in this way.

9, what does she make millions doing? selling hair extensions and shitty footwear? she used to make millions, probably not so much anymore.

Ugh. What a fatso.

Okay shes not fat, shes probably even less than the normal wait of Americans.
So stop making fun of her and go get your flaming hot cheetos.

hey 52 she makes more than you would in a 20 years.

I don't see how she looks fat in these picture, Not sure if the pictures of her are even recent. But if you guys want to look at girls who have Eating Disorders then be my guest. I like to look at girls that have some MEAT on them bones, instead of being able to see their rib cages from Space.

"Uh...Houston, We see a nice rack of ribs in New York."

Who gives a flying shit what a second rate TV channel and a Fat Food chain have to say?

Me, I prefer to read Viz.

That is in such poor taste. FOX is vile.

That is in such poor taste. FOX is vile.

They aren't making funb of JS they are making fun of how the cowboys and the coach make fun of JS. They are making the COWBOYS look stupid, which come on isn't hard to do.

HAHA! the girls that say jessica isn't fat are in denial because they're even bigger than her. keep telling yourself that's how normal women look because only makes it more funny.

She is pretty, but needs a stylist

She is pretty, but needs a stylist

She's not too fat and not too skinny, and she's definitely the perfect size for any man. She is a little short, though, but other than that she is perfect.

Well.. I'm a guy that doesn't get attracted to unattractive people and nothing about Jessica Simpson is unattractive.

Sure, you may mock her intelligence or her weight fluctuation but she's pretty real. Some people would say otherwise but she doesn't pretend to be something she's not. Plus, she's making it happen.

I'd be with that - hands down.

BTW, all the pieces of crap that make fun of her dog need to take a shit in their hand and smack themselves. If you've ever had a family animal and not made a bond - you're heartless.

And I'd love to be friends with her chest.

I'm a woman and I think Jessica Simpson is still beautiful. She is not fat. In this society, fat is five pounds heavier than scrawny.

She doesn't have a weight problem, just a problem with guys!

Aw "video removed".

I hate people who video tape their screens. But even worse are those people that video tape their faces talking about something. Like go to Youtube and do a search for almost anything, and one of the results will be a pimple faced nerd that sat in front of his camera and talked about it for you. So you can stre at him telling you about it, rather than just watching it. My favorite is for the Shaq vs show. Look for Shaq vs. Albert Pujols and there's a video of some fat long haired loser telling you about it. You just sit there and stare at his ugly face while he spills the juice on the whole thing. WOW!

Even though this is the Superficial, I fail to see how she is even remotely fat in these pictures.

54. Mel - October 14, 2009 4:54 PM

Okay shes not fat, shes probably even less than the normal wait of Americans.
So stop making fun of her and go get your flaming hot cheetos.

- You completely destroyed the weight/wait joke. Happy now? It's WEIGHT, Mel!. Is Mel short for Melvin?! I want to give you, a Melvin, right now!

Oh, fuck it! Here's the dumb joke:

Yeah, Jessica has a weight problem... she can't wait for her next meal! Badump-bump-crash!

Fat?! I-don't-think-so! I'd hit that, like Billboard charting a Mariah Carey song. Damn you, Mel! It's contagious now! Happy? I just got Melvined... ow.

See the woman behind her in picture 7? That's how Jessica's gonna look like in a couple of years.

@ 72. Okay the Girl on the right. You may be right.

Next time explain which exact lady.

New link prz. This one is down.

Trully the dress didn't properly fitted on to her body.Apart she has nice figure and must try appropriate dressup.

It's crazy, but I think she looks better in jeans now.

Using a cartoon to poke fun at someone's weight (whoever it is) during a NFL game is in pretty poor taste!

She really needs to stop and think about how much happier she'd be if she'd let service her orally once or hopefully twice a day. If that doesn't lift her spirits, nothing will.

Just now they mentioned it.Her shoulders are getting rounder and rounder.

Her neck has disappeared too?! Oh wait there's still some left.

A fine layer of delicate fat has begun to spread all over her body.It will help her getting through the cold winter months like a warm blanket.

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GUESS WHAT AMERICA! 60% OF WOMEN IN THE U.S. WEAR A SIZE 12 OR LARGER! God, I'm so glad I'm not a part of that group. If I even got close to that size, I would starve myself.

She is really pretty, always really put together clothing-wise, has a great bod is not fat. I don't understand why she is always being put down in this manner. Rather, it was to deflect attention from Romo and the fact that he is a suck ass QB, and his game hasn't improved since they broke up because he always stunk. Plus, his eyes are too close together.

You gays hate her because she is hot and you are fucking gays hating yourselves because you were born ugly fucked up guys HAHA.

hey number 71 my name is melissa not melvin dumb shit.
im sorry i dont spellcheck what I write on a gossip blog, frankly its not worth my time, but you just sound like a complete dumbass, your attempt at a joke or what ever the hell that was, was a complete fail, at which im sure your life is like.

You guys are just knocking her because you know in a million years you wont tap an ass like that, and you know if she ever gave you the one in a million chance to be alone with her in a room that you wouldnt turn down the chance to "hit that."

And number 72 what the hell is "give you Melvin" sounds like something a third grader made up on the playground to me....

@ #83- you are shallow and will eat your words one day... be careful what you say.and if you do get close to a size 12 , the world hopes you starve yourself so we could eliminate one more retarded american

Leave her Alone!