Oct 4 2009Jessica Simpson shows her face/breasts in public
After the fruitless manhunt for her coyote-snatched dog Daisy, I assumed Jessica Simpson would be spending her time building a new Malti-poo out of cotton balls and chicken wings. But here she is at the Operation Smile charity event over the weekend like something out of a Hallmark movie about overcoming adversity and having stupid large breasts. "They Keep Me Afloat: The Jessica Simpson Story."

Reader Comments
1. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - October 4, 2009 7:17 PM
When is her secret sex tape going to come out to boost her career?
She could do someone like Pauly Shore or some big black athlete or rapper. It worked for that human urinal ditch pig Kim Kardsahian.
2. pubes - October 4, 2009 7:18 PM
Wanna f her so bad. Damm
3. nessi - October 4, 2009 7:27 PM
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4. Courtney - October 4, 2009 7:30 PM
She's actually looking pretty good.
5. the amazing Milk Man - October 4, 2009 7:32 PM
This is what every woman should look like at the minimum. The rest are toss aways.
Happy effing sunday Aholes.
6. She's fuckin hot! - October 4, 2009 7:35 PM
Seriously, say what you want about Jessica Simpson and how not-so-smart she is but she is obnoxiously hot and has a perfect body.
7. Danklin24 - October 4, 2009 7:38 PM
I agree, she's so beautiful its retarded.
8. rachel - October 4, 2009 7:40 PM
she looks pretty, but damn, she needs a new stylist.
9. isitin - October 4, 2009 7:50 PM
She is one beautiful woman.
10. The Rough report - October 4, 2009 7:59 PM
Picture 8 is dreadful! she looks wonderful as always but under her arm is a prelude to backfat...she have work to to still!
11. Xander Harris - October 4, 2009 8:07 PM
considering it's a charity called Operation Smile, she doesn't seem to be smiling all that much. hmm...
12. Not Bad... - October 4, 2009 8:08 PM
First time I've ever said this: she looks pretty good here.
13. JimmyD - October 4, 2009 8:09 PM
This is a beautiful woman. Don't argue that point. She probably has a whole lot more class than most of us doing these posts.
14. simmo - October 4, 2009 8:20 PM
seriously as much as I hate to say it -- i REALLY miss the old days of anorexic but hot jess simpson.... she really was fuking hot in that pink bikini
15. Turd the third - October 4, 2009 8:35 PM
She is looking good, but shit that lezbo suit has to go!!! Lets see some muff js!!!!!!!
16. wtf - October 4, 2009 8:38 PM
she's so pretty.. go back to nick lachey!
17. clpierced - October 4, 2009 8:40 PM
That pant/dress/retarded outfit makes her look like a mom. plus her boobs look cone shaped. new bra please! buttt i always like her hair and makeup :)
18. wow - October 4, 2009 8:49 PM
wow! she looks fantastic! best she has in years! she's the kind of girl who makes the most of what she's got. bad bad bad clothes, but looks GREAT over all. way hotter than these tramps who are all over the place lately.
19. dude_on - October 4, 2009 8:57 PM
She is a mom. A grieving mom who lost her baby Daisy to a coyote. But she still has two of the sweetest puppies in the world that will never end up as a coyote snack. Technically I'm not a professional, but I just know that if she would kiss them and cuddle them, they could help her during this difficult journey of healing.
20. JJ Daddy-O - October 4, 2009 9:17 PM
NEW STYLIST PUH-LEEEEZE!
21. Alli Watermelon - October 4, 2009 9:31 PM
Not sure what she is WEARING...but she looks really good. I never noticed how awesome her eye color is.
22. jumpin_j - October 4, 2009 9:31 PM
More like "My breasts, they keep me in business".
23. Eric - October 4, 2009 9:38 PM
Is it just me, or can you pretty much see through this outfit in shot #10?
24. Randal - October 4, 2009 9:49 PM
The sweet smell of honey wafts around Jessica Simpson, made even more perfect by her deadly curves and warm inviting smile. Her eyes really have an uncanny ability to lure you close without even saying a word.
Beautiful, talented and smart, a perfect bundle that spans the entire Simpson gene pool.
Randal
25. Cellulite side-boob - October 4, 2009 9:59 PM
You can see the cellulite in her side-boob in pic #7 :( And for an event called Operation Smile, she's not smiling much. However, her make-up looks good.
26. Katie G - October 4, 2009 9:59 PM
Damn. That's probably the best I've seen her look in a long time. Eat your heart out, Romo!!
27. Taz - October 4, 2009 9:59 PM
wow, she looks great here!
28. celebulicio.us - October 4, 2009 10:04 PM
Looks like she used up her smiles. Too bad she keeps hooking up with tards.
http://www.celebulicio.us
29. Kelly - October 4, 2009 10:09 PM
She looks so much better without all that HAIR!
30. Bad Bad MAN - October 4, 2009 10:46 PM
You can see she is getting that pre-cougar hot, instead of that 20's peak hot she use to have. If she is going to make that money, she better make it now, time is no longer on her side.
31. Brenna - October 4, 2009 10:47 PM
She really does look good, but are those roots on purpose?!? Good Lord.
32. Bubujules - October 4, 2009 11:09 PM
Is she wearing her wedding band?!?
33. Dayum - October 4, 2009 11:36 PM
one of the HOTTEST celebs there is. Fuck Megan Fox, Jessica SImpson is still the most beautiful woman i've ever seen.
34. Dogen Rogen - October 5, 2009 12:18 AM
I would to start a "should Randal be assasinated for the good of humanity" poll on Facebook but I'm afraid it would end with violence as 100,000+ annoyed people took to the streets.
35. Harold^Sick - October 5, 2009 1:02 AM
She is so freaking hot, its ridiculous. She should definitely marry me.
36. zsa - October 5, 2009 1:09 AM
She looks hot. Almost old Jessica Simpson. But, man, I hate jump suits...
37. Amy - October 5, 2009 1:44 AM
She's unbelievably beautiful and not a huge skank...a win in my book.
38. tc - October 5, 2009 1:57 AM
Totally erecting.
39. ah jeez - October 5, 2009 2:10 AM
30, shut the FUCK up; you wish you could bang girls half as hot as Jessica Simpson...and i'm sure her "pre-cougar" (yeah fucking right) ass wouldn't want you when she's 50, let alone right now.
40. chris - October 5, 2009 2:45 AM
I think we all here agree she's really beautiful
41. FACE - October 5, 2009 7:50 AM
I agree with #2 - I want to ravish her thoroughly. Hottest white woman in Hollywood still
42. Tim - October 5, 2009 8:25 AM
Pic #10 shows her short fattiness. She's built like one of Romo's lineman. NOT HOT
43. Suzy - October 5, 2009 8:55 AM
She is BEAUTIFUL!!! Not a fan on the jumpsuit though.
44. Dread not - October 5, 2009 9:04 AM
Jessica making Tony Noshow's loss to the Broncos THAT much more painful. AWESOME! I'm going to go ahead and call Operation Smile a success, being that I haven't stopped smiling yet, and it doesn't look like it's going to stop any time soon. Speaking of things that haven't stopped any time soon. Could someone please call a doctor. It seems that these pics have left me with a serious case of priapism.
[ding-dong]
Great! Jahovah's Witnesses just rang the bell! This will make 'em run for, The Watchtower!
45. ed hardy shoes - October 5, 2009 9:11 AM
Pic #10 shows her short fattiness. She's built like one of Romo's lineman. NOT HOT
46. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - October 5, 2009 11:37 AM
Very hot. I bet she tastes like cherries. Or fried chicken. Either way Yum!
47. Hella - October 5, 2009 11:46 AM
she is sooooo freakn hot, a perfect 10 woman, as wtf said go back to nick!!! NOW
48. havoc - October 5, 2009 12:44 PM
She still gets a 10 on the bangability scale.
Love the Xanax eyes and smile....
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49. Anderson - October 5, 2009 12:48 PM
Stunning, very beautiful.
50. Hank - October 5, 2009 2:02 PM
@ 34, I disagree. I think we should start a "should we assassinate Randal for the good of humanity poll" regardless. Yes the NSA might look us up but they would then be forced to read all of his comments and with luck would probably join the cause!
51. Darth - October 5, 2009 3:24 PM
How long do we have to keep it up with this face and breasts again?!
52. Galtacticus - October 5, 2009 3:30 PM
She could easily drop 10 pounds or more.
53. penny - October 5, 2009 4:46 PM
someone should have knocked her up ages ago. she could have ballooned to whale-like proportions, run the jenny craig commercial circuit, and disappeared into obscurity. all of which is better than whatever she's doing now--which is nothing.
54. Danklin24 - October 5, 2009 7:22 PM
Short fattiness? Are you retarded? She's neither short or fat? Shes effin hot.
55. mel - October 5, 2009 9:54 PM
Definately short fattiness!!
56. Alli Watermelon - October 5, 2009 9:58 PM
LOL #54...she is short. She's only 5'3". Granted, compared to me...that's tall. But overall, that's still pretty short =) She is definitely not fat though. Her eyes look amazing...
57. small business health insurance - October 7, 2009 10:11 AM
she looks good
58. jessie scott - October 15, 2009 5:44 PM
Jessica you are the most Beauitful woman in the world. Very SEXY & Smoking HOT ! Ignore all the fucking Haters They are Jellous sorry ass s.o.b
59. fete des peres - October 27, 2009 3:55 AM
Jessica Simpson is looking so nice, i like all of this pics.. She has got a perfect figure..
60. buy r4i - January 25, 2010 6:16 AM
OMG people, leave her alone!!! She is beautiful. All people who hate on \fat\ people need to get a like. Doesn’t matter what people say about her she is still living life to the fullest. You go girl! Her biggest mistake though was dating Tomy Homo….oh I meant Romo. His team sucks not matter how good they play.