Oct 1 2009Jessica Biel got dumped
Here's an emaciated Jessica Biel returning to Vancouver today to film The A-Team, and she totally got dumped by Justin Timberlake. I can tell by the way she's trying to smile at the paparazzi instead of her usual response of punching through their car window and knocking their heads together. Poor thing.

Reader Comments
1. shift - October 1, 2009 3:12 PM
She's looking rough. There is such a thing as too skinny.
2. Fermented Ghost - October 1, 2009 3:12 PM
FIRSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. J.T. - October 1, 2009 3:13 PM
Yeah...she's a goner
4. Fermented Ghost - October 1, 2009 3:14 PM
Awwww man! I never get first! :-(
5. Kellie - October 1, 2009 3:18 PM
It's about time! She's so fug!!!!!
6. Kelley - October 1, 2009 3:19 PM
What's hilarious is that this woman whines because she thinks she's too beautiful to get work ... huh ? There is nothing special about her looks in the least ... in fact someone needs to call the lip-collagen police. Hey, that rhymes.
7. lololololol - October 1, 2009 3:23 PM
she has the posture of a gorilla.
8. Super Dude - October 1, 2009 3:26 PM
I will comfort her. Perhaps some champagne and qaaludes, my dear?
9. Erica - October 1, 2009 3:28 PM
Why couldn't she have retained that broad-shouldered, athletic-chick hotness and nice thick ass? WHY?? This newfound skinniness really brings out her horsiness, doesn't it? I wanna feed her hay through a fence.
10. The Rough report - October 1, 2009 3:39 PM
Are you kiddin, where does a mutt like JT get off?
11. MaryJane - October 1, 2009 3:39 PM
I'm just not seeing it, she has so many layers of clothes how can people tell she is super skinny? I guess I don't pay enough attention she looks the same to me..
12. Delgo - October 1, 2009 3:40 PM
She's another one that's weak as shit now.
13. terri - October 1, 2009 3:42 PM
shes ageing badly shes only 27 i liked her body before shes way too thin now we knew they were gonna breakup so its not really news they always look unhappy together as for her being too beautiful shes not even pretty her face is ugly get a clue
14. Pot Lovin' Mc Lovin' - October 1, 2009 3:42 PM
She is nasty! She can't act either! Go awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! LOL
Justin and her are both snot-bags...
15. Rico Suave' - October 1, 2009 3:45 PM
She is a beautiful woman. Not only is she beautiful, but she is also gracious, which is a combination that is hard to find here in Hollywood.
Justin's problem is that he isn't good enough for ANY of the women he dates, and it's a fact that gnaws at him day and night. If it is true he is with Rianna, then I'd say that they deserve each other... low-lifes.
16. Randal - October 1, 2009 3:45 PM
There's nothing better than a beautiful smile and Jessica Biel brings that in oodles of warmth! Not sure why you worry so much Jessica. You're a top rated actress with a venus like beauty. You'll find love and work again.
Randal
17. alisa - October 1, 2009 3:46 PM
you all must be so fat... you can only see her legs.. doesn't look too skinny to me. she looks good. well except the face.
18. gotmilk? - October 1, 2009 3:47 PM
without make up, she looks beat! never thought she was very pretty with make up, but here she's just sickly looking.
19. freebie - October 1, 2009 3:53 PM
Betcha Cameron's laughing her ass off right now.
20. Hefe - October 1, 2009 3:53 PM
She had the most edible ass in Hollywood.....it's a shame what she's turning into now.
Looks hideous.
21. gotmilk? - October 1, 2009 3:54 PM
sorry Rico but anyone who says she doesn't get decent roles because she's too beautiful (which clearly she's not) is the opposite of gracious.
she doesn't get decent roles because she sucks at being an actress. i'm sure she's off ruining The A-Team as we speak.
22. Nameless - October 1, 2009 3:56 PM
Justin Timberlake is a f@g so it shouldn't be no big deal for Jessica. She is looking a little too skinny and rough recently. If she's trying to shed her "too pretty to get good movie roles" (her words) typecast. Well, its working.
Lose more ass and t!ts and plump up those lips more and she'll be ugly enough to star in a award winning movie.
23. el ces - October 1, 2009 4:03 PM
JT is bringing stupid back, if he did.
24. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - October 1, 2009 4:17 PM
Justin's going to have to turn to his former Nsync bandmates for a squeeze of a tight ass.
25. tom wilson - October 1, 2009 4:29 PM
Legs do look thin. God let the ass be okay. Jessica, if you're reading this, please get yourself to a McDonalds. If you won't do it for your ass, do it for my penis.
26. think - October 1, 2009 4:29 PM
Many an actress has said that they are often overlooked for serious, not superficial roles because of their appearance. It' s not exactly brain surgery to realize that a gorgeous woman who would make an every day person eat their hat in jealousy isn't going to get the Ugly Betty role, is it? God forbid any of these people have an actual opinion about their careers.
She doesn't look too skinny, and she rarely wears make up unless she's acting or on the red carpet.
27. Stephanie - October 1, 2009 4:30 PM
Waiting for another "Rhianna gets the shit beat out of her" headline. I doubt Justin would have to apologize hand over fist like the other guy. Because he's white? OR could it just BE...Rhianna is a violent cunt. At least with these two Aquarius' off the market they can't impose themselves on anyone else.
28. Sally - October 1, 2009 4:32 PM
she doesn't look too skinny to me, you can barely tell in these pics w/all the clothes
29. Jake - October 1, 2009 4:37 PM
Hey, I think she's cute, sporting a tight body, and I''d drill her like a dentist at a saltwater taffy convention.
30. CHristina - October 1, 2009 4:38 PM
Oh, yeah she's gorgeous. psyche.
31. Valerie - October 1, 2009 4:40 PM
Anyone else think her nose looks like Michael Jackson's when it was STARTING to get....really fucking nasty?
That has always got me. The nose. She looks plastic, which is weird because she probably isn't. It's really fucking creepy. Other than that she's OK, in a F.A.S. way...
32. AmericanWhiteTrash - October 1, 2009 4:41 PM
Sorry to disappoint the retards but here's a news flash. A woman can't look like she's 16 for ever. A perfectly normal, attractive woman. Turning into a pedo society when chicks are over the hill in their 20's..
33. @8 - October 1, 2009 4:42 PM
roman polanski, get off the superficial! she is too old for you, anyway.
34. wine of month club - October 1, 2009 4:44 PM
Not sure what all the complaints are about, she looks great for someone getting into their 30's
35. DT - October 1, 2009 5:16 PM
Oh look, its Skeletor!
36. Milk Man - October 1, 2009 5:18 PM
Her tits aint shit so the Hell with her.
37. Annie Loves Anal - October 1, 2009 5:35 PM
Poor kid. To be dumped by such a virile man. She is really going to miss his dark good looks, not to mention that deep voice, I bet. Oh, and Justin's muscular build. Wait a minute, did I just describe Jessica Biel?
27. I highly doubt that Justin Timberlake could beat the shit out of ANYBODY. It would probably be the other way around. I can just imagine Riahhna punching that boosy bottom repeatedly while he screams like a Japanese school girl, begging her to stop, then running from the car, the fairy dust that's shooting out of his ass providing enough momentum for his escape.
38. ac - October 1, 2009 6:01 PM
i didn't realize she had such a horse face.
39. richard - October 1, 2009 6:38 PM
I guess I'd throw her a pity fuck. I'm just that generous.
40. Danklin24 - October 1, 2009 6:53 PM
Justin dumped Jessica for Rihanna because he was tired of Jessica Bench pressing him every night before they had sex. He finally decided he had enough of Jessica's cock poking him in the back when they spooned.
41. Danklin24 - October 1, 2009 6:58 PM
#16...you're a fag, you know that right?
42. Danklin24 - October 1, 2009 7:02 PM
Umm guys, her ass isnt that great. Actually she has a man ass. Did you see her nude scene in Powder Blue? I couldnt watch it because her shoulders were broader than mine and her ass looked like the guy's behind her. Sickening.
43. lettusaurus - October 1, 2009 7:26 PM
JT's Motto:
the thing I love about these girls; I keep gettin older, they stay the same age. yes they do.. yes they do.
Biel is old news. Why stick with the roast beef when you can have prime rib any time?
44. Ferregamo - October 1, 2009 7:31 PM
She looks really pretty when she's all done up, but she looks kinda freaky and gaunt without all the makeup contouring and whatnot.
And a shit personality too, to boot, I hear. Maybe years of being an asshole to autograph seekers is catching up to her physically?
45. Gary - October 1, 2009 8:29 PM
This woman is not as good looking as lots of people have been fooled into believing. Homely.
46. Peter Salt - October 1, 2009 8:40 PM
Alot of celeb chicks lose the makeup when traveling at airports, kinda keeps people off of them & many don't recognize...She's a hotty, most are jealous.
47. vito - October 1, 2009 9:04 PM
Do you motherfuckers like ANYBODY??? Fer fuck sake!
Superficial isn't the name of this blog...it's a description of the shitheads that read it and complain about everyone (and everything) from Asshole to Teakettle.
Fuck all y'all. In the ass. And REALLY hard.
48. Shari - October 1, 2009 9:59 PM
How do you guys know she's too skinny? Are there other pictures of her in less clothes looking thin or something? 'Cause she looks the same to me in these photos...
49. Danklin24 - October 1, 2009 10:22 PM
You can tell how thin she is in pic 6. Her legs are insanely thin.
50. zuzuspetals - October 1, 2009 11:38 PM
Good for her- she is now free to date a man who *doesn't* wear Underoos.
I'm positive Justin Timberlake still wears Underoos, just by looking at him.
51. no thank you - October 2, 2009 2:22 AM
she has ass lips.
52. elaine - October 2, 2009 3:28 AM
Wow, Are you people serious?
I came upon this site for the first time and reading your comments make me sudder for the future of this country.
You people are bunch of asses with mentality of 7 year olds.
Grow up, please. Be a productive citizen, rather than sit and badmouth celebrities who are 10times more talented than you will ever be,
53. IamLegend - October 2, 2009 3:47 AM
she smiles thru the tears & says "This isn't the first time you know,, there was this boy in 6th grade named billy, then in 7th grade there was kevin, sam, waldo, wilber,.......bla bla bla....poor little rich girl
54. puhleez - October 2, 2009 4:30 AM
Like it matters; she's a girl and now she's available to anyone that she wants to bone so it's definitely on.
55. tc - October 2, 2009 6:03 AM
Jess won't do anal, whereas the Rihanna loves it (like all nigs).
I'd still go for Jess's cunt than Rih's ass any day of the week.
56. Darth - October 2, 2009 7:31 AM
She doesn't look dumped though.Anyway,it's time for her to move on!
57. farty mcshitface - October 2, 2009 8:05 AM
if anyone looks close enough, they could see how the jeans are loose on her yet they can't hide how bony her legs are. then throw in all the baggy clothes (an olsen twin trick) and it is obvious that she has an eating disorder.
58. How Dumb Can Some People Be? - October 2, 2009 8:09 AM
#54,
Sweetie, most girls have no problem finding someone to bone. However, not to get a guy sick of her like JT of Jessica or Cameron is another matter.
59. Mary - October 2, 2009 8:18 AM
@42.
Her shoulders are bigger than yours? LMFAO. Little fairy boy, go to the gym. Sounds like you like men anyway.
60. Over Megan Fox - October 2, 2009 9:02 AM
I think she's fine. I'd like to see her put some more weight back on. Obvious the relationship wasn't that great or else she wouldn't have started dropping so much weight. Go find a man who can appreciate you and eat a goddammed cheeseburger with the works while you're at it. I'm sure there are plenty of worthy guys who would love to watch!
61. Milk Man - October 2, 2009 9:05 AM
Bah who cares what you jackbags say. I say show me the tits. That's where it's happening! Women with little bitty titties have no purpose in this life and if she has lost them than off with her head I say!
62. Special Delivery - October 2, 2009 9:18 AM
Poor baby Jessica
She got dumped means her ass needs to get pumped
63. wtf - October 2, 2009 9:44 AM
I could care less about JT, but Jessica isn't worth what she thinks she is worth. I defiantly used to think she shit roses until I saw her on a late night talk show and realized that she thought she shit roses as well. It was as if she felt she was having tea with the queen, and she was the queen. Her narcissism is the likely culprit for this latest development.
64. Dread not - October 2, 2009 9:52 AM
Jess is filming the A-Team. But the question is: what team is she REALLY playing for? Okay, okay. She broke up with Justin Timberflake. Or did she break up with his cousin/assistant? Hey, I'm not judging, I'm just asking. I'm still going to tape her picture to my hand and whack off with it. I just wanna know if I need to tape a picture of Michelle Rodriguez, or, Kristanna Loken next to it. You know, for the sake of realism.
65. puhleez - October 2, 2009 12:32 PM
She needs to stop dating men who can also bone anyone they want. I don't think any man in his right mind who could rail anyone he wants would only stick with one vagine. It just doesn't make sense. She needs to go after non-famous dudes but I'll bet you anything she's way too shallow for that. Well I don't know her so I can't say that but this type of thing will keep happening if she goes after in-demand cock.
66. Bob - October 2, 2009 5:23 PM
Didn't know she had lost a lot of weight. She has the most boneable ass in hollywood and she could probably suck a mean dick with that wide mouth of hers.
If her ass deflated, maybe JT should trade her in for a better model.
(Note: That's the problem with having basically one attractive thing about you. When you lose it, you're just like everybody else.)
67. qtpie - October 2, 2009 11:03 PM
She's SO beautiful but why does she look so ill recently. She needs to put on some blush and stop with the nude lipstick it makes her look sickly!
68. ed hardy shoes - October 5, 2009 9:31 AM
She's SO beautiful but why does she look so ill recently. She needs to put on some blush and stop with the nude lipstick it makes her look sickly!
69. Jimmy - October 6, 2009 7:07 AM
The majority of these posts are stupid. She is beautiful... let's see the women you guys can get with. She looks amazing without makeup... maybe you guys are used to seeing women with your beer goggles on and/or 2 pounds of makeup on. It looks like she has lost weight, but not anything severe. She still looks in a healthy weight range... she's definitely not skinny enough to be the typical runway model.
70. xmas gifts - November 9, 2009 2:20 AM
Such a nice post! Jessica is looking dam hot in that costumes. Hey she got dam hot figure i must say . I love her smile so much. Thanks for sharing this .