Oct 13 2009January Jones' breasts pose for GQ

You motor boating mother....

*yawn*
where's lilo, britney, and paris?!
i think i'm actually starting to miss them.

january is way hotter than christina hendricks!

Who? I need to start watching more TV.

She kinda reminds me of Claire Daines, Like a little sister. but...Who the hell is she?!

Not a bad catch at all for the premier mens magazine GQ. It's always been a strong catch for young men who are looking to add a little extra flair or even pick up a tip or two on attracting women. It certainly has never needed women on the cover to sell their magazine but I guess it's OK now and then.

Randal

Here, here fish. I dont know what a mad men is but you can include me as one of them from now on...

The photographer should be taken out back and shot. How in the hell did he take a gorgeous girl like that (yes, I would totally be into swinging that way. Her way that is) and make her look awkward. There is something off about every picture, and it's definitely not her.

P.s. I'd motorboat them suckers too.

I hope those are pre-processed photos, else GQ's photographers need to be replaced.

That said, who the fuck is January Jones?

Holy crap. I have been watching Mad Men for 3 years and I never knew she was rocking those.

@2 You are out of your fucking mind.

her breasts look unbelievably hot in the jacket photo. but i hate to be the bearer of bad news - as much as i want them to look like that for real - i can say with a relative amount of certainty that they don't. please note how small they look in every other photo. in my experience, women's breasts are not usually larger than they look in a bra (often times, a bit smaller).

since they did such a nice job photoshopping her boobies, you think they could have helped the face in that first photo. these pics would have been a bit more useful that way.

Anyone who doesn't know who January Jones is, needs to start watching television that is actually GOOD. Mad Men is one of the best shows on TV, shame on you for not watching it.

I'm not usually into blondes, but January Jones is a big exception. She actually makes the whole late 50's early 60's housewife look doable.

"11. ehh. - October 13, 2009 3:26 PM

her breasts look unbelievably hot in the jacket photo. but i hate to be the bearer of bad news - as much as i want them to look like that for real - i can say with a relative amount of certainty that they don't. please note how small they look in every other photo. in my experience, women's breasts are not usually larger than they look in a bra (often times, a bit smaller).

since they did such a nice job photoshopping her boobies, you think they could have helped the face in that first photo. these pics would have been a bit more useful that way.
"

Uh, yea....ok....luckily for us, your experience amounts to breast feeding for the first year or so of your otherwise bland and depressing life. I can appreciate you trying to sound like the authority, but unfortunately, anyone who IS experienced w 'womens breasts' can tell that photoshopping did not make those what they are.

er , wait- these are photoshopped too right?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZZ-CqtHjAnk/Si7Otlmtk_I/AAAAAAABaKk/GkHionUDhDY/s400/January+Jones.jpg

Theres plenty more pics out there that back up that those fuckers are real, and they're spectacular....but keep thinking youre the 'authority'.

My mistake- this is the one I meant to post...

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/january-jones.jpg

Yea.....hella fake.

Moron

A perfect spot for a DNA deposit =========D -- -- -- --

i would go to town on those titties!!!

@3, you are insane. Pretty girl, sure, maybe. I guess so.

Christina Hendricks. Smoking hot.

at first i thought this was claire danes.
but who cares anyway.
i just read another site that reported on what oprah has been up to.
it turns out the fatty has given up on a low fat diet and went to the texas state fair and threw down on the carny foods. corndogs and such.
however, the funniest part was when they confirmed that oprah did the worst offender. she ate some fried butter and proclaimed it the best treat of the fair!!
it's good to know this fat bitch has totally lost the war on her big, fat ass and gut!!!

What is this place, the Fake Titty Committee? Who gives a fuck if they're real or not? How sexually removed are you that you're looking a a truly gorgeous woman and wondering if her tits are fake? Mental.

Im not sure but I think ms Jones might be sporting what you call a banana tits, (best kind) which come once a generation, the last person in the media that had them was Tracy Lords...if true I might have to stalk ms Jones and propose...

Did all you tossers forget the movie Anger Management? January was so fucking hot in that flic I have her scenes with Krista Allen on a permanent loop running in every room in my house....

I go ape for banana tits.

Magazine photos are invalid and pointless.

Everything is photo shopped.

Perhaps it doesn't matter for the delusional or those who never get near a live woman. Might as well jerk off to a cartoon. Although the loser masturbators probably do that, too.

I didn't know she was sporting those babies. I should watch Mad Men!

That's a very nice rack. Real or not, to me what matter is that they look as real as possible (real tits aren't supposed to look like soccer balls stuck to your chest, you know).

Anyway, more of this and less of Pam Anderson, please.

20, please enlighten me: what are banana tits?

My good god those are some funbags. I'd certainly try to hit her with something other than my car.

@13, in an attempt to say LOL THERE BIG HERE 2 UR WRONG LOL, you linked a photo in which you can't even see any cleavage, let alone any sort of breast size. Are you just thick, just plain stupid or did you link the wrong image? The rest of your comments suggest the first 2.

Your inexperience with breasts sure shows when you are disagreeing that bra's don't typically make them look larger (or rather, more full) then without. The only people that can get away with that, are people with fakes (fake breasts hardly move). Regardless whether hers are fake or not, there was some definite "propping" going on in the jacket photo's compared to some of the rest. However, this is common practice among good photographers and isn't something to pop pearls out your vagina over. It's unfortunate that GQ's photographers are not very good judging by this shoot, so the claims that they're photoshopped are valid. Whether you care or not, is another story.

But you go "Steve O". Prove to all the self loathing females that actually look at these images how much of a man you really are. Pat yourself on the back big guy.

this site is getting so strange.

excuse my gender generalizing, but for the most part celebrity gossip has been read predominantly by women. Far be it from me to begrudge men their gossip but don't you think this imbalance would lead to more gossip and less fap-fare?

ok yay boobs. i fucking get it already.

Superfish all your female readers hate you. Just give up and make it official soft-core porn already. Or fucking throw me a bone here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnjaUoR15dU

amazing tits but i miss britney why doesnt any sit have her walking around i wanna see how she looks if shes on a diet what shes wearing i miss her daily news updates

#29 Amen. How is this gossip again? It's unfortunate because I really really liked this site and has been on here for a couple of years now. But I might start looking for something else. Oh well, pity, it was a fun ride while it lasted (until it became Gosselins' and Speidi's personal website along with some Z-list "celebrity" tit shots...ugh).

What am I the resident perv...the name says it all, its curved, long, and pointing north, very rare...

Is January Jones her real or porn Name ?

Is January Jones her real or porn Name ?

@8 - Get the fuck ot of here, you carpet munching dyke.

@ Richport's Ghost

I'm no dyke, sir! But no one can accuse me of not being woman enough to admit what is the truth. The truth being that I would motorboat those bad boys.

Great tits, she needs support though, otherwise they'll be framing her vajay in 10 years time. But I reitterate...great tits. Oh yeah, I totally see the Claire Danes thing too. *Applause*.

Steve - O, you don't know what you are talking about. I looked at the photo you claim makes it clear that they are not fake. I don't think #11 ever said she had fake breasts, I am pretty sure he meant that what was there was enhanced by computer. I think maybe some clever taping also helped. That photo you posted only proves his point, I think. They look decent. But they look like B cups, and in these photos they look like at least D cups. And they look like B cups, maybe C cups, in every other photo I have seen of her. They are still pretty nice, just not this huge. Sorry to disappoint! If you want to believe that is what they look like, please do, because you are never going to actually see them in the flesh.

Oh and on last thing, Steve - O: No need to be so angry! No one is insulting her, they just are saying her tits are a bit smaller than they look in photo. And she isn't your girlfriend, I don't really know why you feel the need to defend her honor...opps, I mean her tits.

She's fantastic. She even looks hot all 'normal' and 'everyday' - doesn't have to have a photoshoot to see that. She's a natural beauty!

The Fish obviously pissed off the big-boned girls (again) today. Sure, The Fish could have an occasional Matty Mac post or that vampire dude, but if they aren't out showing themselves what do you expect the Fish to do? JJ's breasts require our attention, that is why she posed in this manner. To ogle and defile is practically a civic duty... like voting.

i fucked her

her boobs are obviously painted on. but if it makes the boys happy, whatever. disguisting how degrading these photos are. half naked in fron of a car about to be run over? blindfolded as if her body is all that matters? this looks like Maxim & not GQ. C'mon GQ I thought you were classier.

www.essential-watches.com

"The Fish obviously pissed off the big-boned girls (again) today. Sure, The Fish could have an occasional Matty Mac post or that vampire dude, but if they aren't out showing themselves what do you expect the Fish to do? JJ's breasts require our attention, that is why she posed in this manner. To ogle and defile is practically a civic duty... like voting."

#42, I think you're quite possibly gay. Why else would you be on a site that's mainly meant for celeb gossip? I know your comment was all about January Jones' nice rack, but c'mon. If you were a straight guy wanting to stare at some boobs, wouldn't you be on a porn site instead? Just sayin'.

butterface

Man...she is smoking...she could be a Bond girl...

why won't people talk about oprah going to the texas state fair and eating corndogs and fried butter? that's what this discussion is about people. time to get back on topic!!
oprah, corndogs and fried butter!

I think these are majorly Photoshopped. She looks great, but here is how she usually looks:

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/category/january-jones/

She looks great, but easily way less busty.

okay, i will admit, she has nice boobs. i am semi jealous. butt everything else is eh okay. also, wtf is up with the mask in pic #6?! hahaha i think she looks ridic. and i hate your name :)

skinny....knobby knees...pretty face but stilll blonde and boring. and I'd put her at a B cup. Not bad, nothing to jerk off to.

i want to pay her beautiful boobs...i like her

she uses that nose to breathe

Wow. I'm a completely straight girl, but in that first pic, even I want in on the motorboating.

@13 - 11 is right, bras are made to make your boobs look bigger. Also, you both sound like idiots disputing who knows more about "real breasts," it is painfully obvious neither of you could get a girl.

@52 - Your comment is pathetic. you would have been better off sitting quietly, and wishing that a girl with a fraction this one's beauty would even acknowledge you if you spoke to her. Trying to sound like a douche who has any right to judge this girl to your supposed standards only shows what a lonely loser you are. Be quiet and get a life.

January Jones and her big fake boobs
http://scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=January_Jones_Big_Fake_Boobs

If that’s how January Jones’ boobs look like on the cover of a magazine, then a Christina Hendricks’ cover with a similar pose would be 90-95% boob.

In a related story, it would also be the best-selling issue of GQ of all time. (And by “best-selling” I mean, “most gawked at on supermarket aisles across the nation.”)

Yeah, having just watched the most recent episode on Sunday, I’d be hard-pressed to believe that there wasn’t any airbrushing going on in the chest area. That woman is thinner than any other actress in the show. Even Hildy!

Why is Draper cheating on her? She's way hotter than his mistress.

Unless they're smaller ones I might have had premature adulation toward JJ...

Some reference # 20

http://www.bigbreastarchive.com/alphabetical/amateurs3/amateurs28.html

http://www.vintage-bigtits.com/p/v082bt.jpg

@59

Why do you even watch Mad Men if you don't remotely understand the content?

January Jones is beautiful. I can't even believe all of these insulting comments. What a joke.

thats cooool.
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I love her. They couldn't have done better casting her in that role, she is PERFECT for it. I think she looks like Grace Kelly. And me, yeah, she looks a lot like me. DH even says so. Without the photoshopped boobies. LOL.

I f*cking LOVE Mad Men. Fantastic TV.

QUICK CALL 911! I've just hit a nearly naked woman with my car! Uh, wait. No, scratch that. It seems I've come upon the most awkward photo shoot of a corpse. Good times.

"Who is January Jones"

I am shocked: TS's demographic are people that watch nothing but shit like the hills and 90210!?

I am so surprised!

Also: Peggy > all and you know it. Word up n shit!

Very hot chick!

@66

Peggy for the win, until she screwed Duck.

No redemption there! Ew.

great pics

great pics

You can tell that she's an experienced hitchhiker.

I don't know who she is but she has boobs.

All of these "who?" comments are pretty damned sad. Are you people really that proud of your ignorance? Mad Men is the greatest scripted genre in the history of the television medium. Pull your head out of your collective ass and stop pining for Paris and "lilo" and all those other dumb, talentless twats who are famous for simply being famous.

January Jones is so gorgeous. Though I think these boobs are definitely enhanced through lighting or something. She never looks this busty on Mad Men !

AND She looks NOTHING like Claire Danes - yeesh !

talentless twats who