Oct 20 2009Adam Lambert, what the hell are you doing?
Great. Awesome. They already love to go shopping and now they're making out with naked women. I was on your side, gay people! Carrie Prejean warned me about you in her retarded, hypocritical fake-breasted way that, in hindsight, nobody ever should've listened to. But still.
NOTE: Pics links to NSFW version.

Reader Comments
1. jay - October 20, 2009 12:19 PM
first
2. har - October 20, 2009 12:20 PM
wtf!
3. OTP - October 20, 2009 12:20 PM
Ewwww!
This shit is sick.
4. Eva - October 20, 2009 12:21 PM
There's a nipple in the third photo that I think you missed!
5. The Gorgeous One - October 20, 2009 12:22 PM
I don't know. I thought that it was kinda hot.
6. asfawe - October 20, 2009 12:22 PM
whaat
7. Jupiter - October 20, 2009 12:22 PM
You put a star on the first image, where there's no nipple.. but not on the third where there is? ... Confused.
8. Vicki Gizzle - October 20, 2009 12:23 PM
he needs a mani bad
9. JC - October 20, 2009 12:27 PM
wow... those photos are hot.... dang...
10. Lauren - October 20, 2009 12:29 PM
Wow, that was pretty hot. If he was straight...damn!
11. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - October 20, 2009 12:39 PM
"retarded, hypocritical fake-breasted way"? Majority of Americans do not believe in gay marriage. The do support civil unions. The only retard here is you SFW.
Sorry, but there is nothing hot about guys with painted nails. No matter who they are making out with.
12. Turkey Waddle - October 20, 2009 12:40 PM
This photo shoot will make him have fans both male and female. He will change to bisexual, wait and see.
13. dave - October 20, 2009 12:43 PM
OH NOES!!
If the homos start doing this what chance do we mere heteros have any more?
Next thing ya know the homos will demand equal rights to marry our women.
This is not a good sign heteros, to arms!
14. dave - October 20, 2009 12:43 PM
OH NOES!!
If the homos start doing this what chance do we mere heteros have any more?
Next thing ya know the homos will demand equal rights to marry our women.
This is not a good sign heteros, to arms!
15. bumblebee - October 20, 2009 12:47 PM
um isnt he gay? so why would he do a photoshoot with a naked vagina? and from the looks of it.. he so wants to take a lick ;)
16. bumblebee - October 20, 2009 12:47 PM
um isnt he gay? so why would he do a photoshoot with a naked vagina? and from the looks of it.. he so wants to take a lick ;)
17. Dance_across_water - October 20, 2009 12:48 PM
It's sexy i think. who cares if he's gay?
18. Dance_across_water - October 20, 2009 12:48 PM
It's sexy i think. who cares if he's gay?
19. JADE - October 20, 2009 12:51 PM
I was ok untill I got to the photo of their tongues touching. That was when vomit hit the back of my throat. Ok here is why, the man is gay gay gay so you know that tongue have been in some pretty ballsy places. EEWWAAH
20. cat - October 20, 2009 12:51 PM
Every woman in the world wants to be her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. A. Soto - October 20, 2009 12:56 PM
I'm gay now. If I get to do that to hot models, why not?
22. V - October 20, 2009 12:56 PM
comment #13 cracked me up.
comment # 14 cracked me up again.
23. O'Roughly factor - October 20, 2009 12:59 PM
What the hell does all this even mean?
What a show off he's immune to kryptonite...
24. Amy - October 20, 2009 1:04 PM
Why oh why does he have to be gay? Loved the pictures...until the last two when it's very obvious that none of what just happened even remotely turned him on. :-(
25. Sung Yung Moonpie - October 20, 2009 1:06 PM
@ 14: or: ship him to Middle East, problem solved...
26. xxWPxx - October 20, 2009 1:09 PM
What did this kids mom do to him?
27. hihaters - October 20, 2009 1:13 PM
I bet he was turned on the pics wouldn't have come out so well if he didn't have chemistry with that model. It's odd he wanted to do the pics I don't get it but they're nice.
28. ??? - October 20, 2009 1:17 PM
What is an Adam Lambert??
Never heard of such a thing.
29. Andie - October 20, 2009 1:23 PM
Not hot. Gross. He looks like a Ken doll. Gender neutral. Why would he do this anyway? Everybody knows he's gay! It's gross! It's like seeing Ellen Degenerous suck a dick! Who wants to see that? Not me!
30. sensitive guy - October 20, 2009 1:31 PM
nice photos. I have no clue who either of them are... but she's a knockout. No, really... who is she? And, what, he's the idol guy? Yawn...
31. ??? - October 20, 2009 1:33 PM
@19
I'm willing to bet her tongue has been in some pretty ballsy places too. Who knows, maybe both of their tongues have been in some of the same ballsy places, maybe even at the same time. So... I don't think it really matters on that point.
32. He'sAGuy - October 20, 2009 1:35 PM
These pictures just reinforce what everyone has known about guys since time began. If it will move they will fuck it. If it will squirm they will fuck it twice.
33. Delgo - October 20, 2009 1:36 PM
art
34. missywissy - October 20, 2009 1:36 PM
lmao @14!!
The photos are kind of hot (except the tongues), BUT this is so obvious what this is all about: HE's a flamer that is trying to sell records, so if us gals have images in our minds of Flamer-dude holding a woman sensually, then the fact that he likes Fishstick(d)s more than Kanye West, is supposed to make us think he "could" like women as well. I wonder what these dudes are really thinking about when they have these kind of looks on their faces like they are having chemistry with the woman in the photo or music video, but are with chicks instead of dicks (i.e. Ricky Martin). Sell those records!
35. LittleBit - October 20, 2009 1:45 PM
I'm so confused by this! I'd think the "gay community" would be offended by these pics. Why would a gay man be photographed making out with a girl instead of making out with a man (which THANK YOU Adam for NOT taking pics of you with a man, gag!). So is he trying to hide the fact that he's gay from people who may not be aware that he's gay??? Or is he bisexual???
36. JADE - October 20, 2009 1:48 PM
@31 Yea I guess you have a point there, hers may have been in even worse places. Either way still GROSS.
37. gigi - October 20, 2009 1:57 PM
please....... looks like 2 chicks goofing around for a photoshoot. That 2nd shot looks like: "ok Adam, now take your left had & put it her brea.. um pectoral...?- that make sense? it's OK, just make it look as natural as.... well, yeah, that'll do..." ::click:: these shots are as hot as Rock Hudson's character making out with that Crystal Harrington lady in Dynasty -hahahaaaa
38. RGhere - October 20, 2009 2:09 PM
#13 Dave - Don't worry. In Pic 1, he just gave her AIDS.
39. Randal(l) - October 20, 2009 2:14 PM
I knew it! the gays are after our women folk so that we have to resort to banging other dudes. I knew there was a conspiracy of gay global domination. You gays will never make me resort to turning gay thanks to years of research and refining my fail proof plan to continue banging ladies: Rape.
Randal(l)
40. Sport - October 20, 2009 2:36 PM
nice try, gay guy.
41. juniper - October 20, 2009 2:43 PM
carrie prejean is retarded because she doesnt believe a square peg goes in a round hole? FUCK YOU superficial.
42. spinal - October 20, 2009 2:46 PM
Heh, my dad doesn't believe gay men exist...he thinks it's all an elaborate plot to earn women's trust and get the vajayjay. Guess I won't be showing him these pics anytime soon!
43. Stephanie - October 20, 2009 3:11 PM
Model looks Robin Wright Penn. He should cut his hair just a little.
44. Tashy - October 20, 2009 3:15 PM
This just proves my theory that gay men make HOT ASS lovers. Now, if only I could find one that bangs women...
45. sadielady - October 20, 2009 3:23 PM
hahahaha spinal, that is some rich shit right there.
46. Ing - October 20, 2009 3:36 PM
Damn. I don't even find him attractive in the least but this is just plain hot.
And I think they'd be less hot if he turned out to be a bisexual, it's the WTF factor that makes it sexy.
47. ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss - October 20, 2009 3:44 PM
Most importantly...who is the model?
48. Kristin - October 20, 2009 4:52 PM
he needs to cover his fat arms
49. JustJess - October 20, 2009 5:03 PM
sorry - but in the immortal words of Paris Hilton...
'that's hot!'
(God I feel dirty just bringing her up in reference...but it brings the point home)...
50. pasteve - October 20, 2009 5:10 PM
Are the pics in time order?
I'm thinking he should have checked his pits (#4) before he got to pic 1.
51. Don - October 20, 2009 5:31 PM
Oh, and I suppose he doesn't like it because he's gay? Fucking gross. Figure yourself out, you fucking douche. Also, your singing sucks.
52. Don Knotts - October 20, 2009 5:37 PM
Does this make him a lesbian?
So...confused...
53. Gaby Martinez. - October 20, 2009 6:08 PM
The gal is pretty damn attractive.
54. PostmortemG - October 20, 2009 6:49 PM
I don´t know a damn thing about this guy (Besides the fact that he is/was a cocksucking faggot), because i never watch T.V. or read magazines. He´s on a show or something, right? Anyway...
¨It's gross! It's like seeing Ellen Degenerous suck a dick! Who wants to see that? Not me!¨
Ewww. First of all, I´d say just about everyone agrees this guy is more aesthetically pleasing than *THAT* dyke. As for these pictures, I´d like to think this gay fellow has discovered all the joys inherent to ravaging the female body, but I´m not sure. It´s probably just for publicity, as many of you have already pointed out. Whatever...
55. Katie - October 20, 2009 6:55 PM
I think that tounge kissing photo is hot. You can't even tell he is totally gay there, it actually makes him seem more Bi. I like it.
56. chopper - October 20, 2009 7:18 PM
he's still a lil quiff. nothing different from when he got slapped around as a kid for being a quiff other than the rest of the hollywood set would ruin to his quiffy defense.. he'd still act like a quiff if & when ya had the opportunity to slap him around like the quiff he is
just sayin
funny that he'd rather throw rocks at her than eat that pussy
57. Stating the Obvious - October 20, 2009 7:58 PM
He has doughy arms.
58. Stating the Obvious - October 20, 2009 7:59 PM
He has doughy arms.
59. Heywood U. Blowme - October 20, 2009 8:08 PM
I bet he had his finger in her butt.
60. lola - October 20, 2009 8:22 PM
He is gay and neither of these people are really attractive, but the pics of them together are fucking hot! Very good photography.
61. Pete O'file - October 20, 2009 8:39 PM
He's Gay, who cares if it's hot?
62. ff - October 20, 2009 8:48 PM
What's the name of the model in those photos? She's gorgeous.
63. Brit Boys Are Hot - October 20, 2009 9:30 PM
I think guys who wear eyeliner are sexy. The pics of him and the model are sexy. He's def bi-sexual.
64. gracey - October 20, 2009 10:20 PM
It's like he's saying "Hey straight guys, look what this hot girl will let me do, and I don't even want her, hahahaha!" Of course its a photo shoot, but still, tons of girls would let him do whatever he wanted. I had this cute gay guy friend, and we got bored one night and made out a little. It was no big deal to him, I however kind of got a little hung up on him. It was so unfair.
65. meg - October 20, 2009 10:40 PM
You are all a bunch of idiots. The article is about fantasies. He's hotter, more man, and more talented than all of you jealous douchebags combined.
66. me - October 20, 2009 11:44 PM
Hot...gay or not...he is hot!
67. Bing - October 21, 2009 12:01 AM
Kim Cloutier, from SI. She's French-Canadian, from Montreal.
68. Dr Truth - October 21, 2009 12:17 AM
Details is so hilariously in the the closet. It's like the Richard Simmons of magazines. Everyone knows it's queer as hell, but it still keeps putting naked chicks inside trying to fool it's grandparents or something.
69. Pet Society Help - October 21, 2009 12:42 AM
Where's Anoop Dawg???
70. http://www.thefamousphere.com - October 21, 2009 1:29 AM
Gayboy, slowly remove your hands and step away from the hot chick.
71. @19 and other stupers - October 21, 2009 2:01 AM
Jade, if you are a woman, then I'm willing to bet YOUR OWN tongue has been in some very ballsy places. If you are a man, Jade, I bet your woman's to
72. @19 and other stupers - October 21, 2009 2:04 AM
Jade, if you are a woman, then I'm willing to bet YOUR OWN tongue has been in some very ballsy places. If you are a man, Jade, I bet your woman's tongue has been in some very ballsy places that are not yours.
Number 2, you can't get AIDS from kissing. And number 3, just because someone is gay doesn't mean they automatically have AIDS. Boy, you guys are about the dumbest pack of people I've ever seen.
BTW, I'm a straight woman who loves the pics.
73. tiffany jewelry - October 21, 2009 2:25 AM
who loves the pics.
74. Rhialto - October 21, 2009 6:20 AM
I guess he's trying to get himself a more straight touch?!
75. Darth - October 21, 2009 6:24 AM
You'll be surprised how many 'Hollywood' couples are in the same situation.
76. Galtacticus - October 21, 2009 6:33 AM
Let me guess,he's serious issues because he wasn't breastfed as a baby?
77. j BiGGZ - October 21, 2009 7:13 AM
n0 hOmO ;))
78. j BiGGZ - October 21, 2009 7:13 AM
n0 hOmO ;))
79. qwerty - October 21, 2009 9:03 AM
Interesting how no one seems to be bothered by Dita von Teese's lesbian photoshoots even though she's straight
80. Mary T - October 21, 2009 9:09 AM
hey! its just ART!!! its just acting!!! he is not having sex with her. its just an artistic photo shoot! He is still not going to go for fish,, he LIKES BEEF!!! lol
81. Pocket Pussy Cat - October 21, 2009 10:35 AM
The chick has a spectacular bod...
82. in the sack - October 21, 2009 10:38 AM
who is this faggot? the battery of Culture club?
83. Joseph - October 21, 2009 12:33 PM
#41 - Hilarious (also incidentally my favorite DMB song)
84. Cdt - October 21, 2009 3:50 PM
Get the fag outta the way, he's blocking the hottie.
85. Becca - October 21, 2009 6:06 PM
Straight women do girl on girl pics all the time. Its art. The pics are great. Who cares if he's gay
86. Alli Watermelon - October 21, 2009 6:48 PM
Uggghhh....he's SO unattractive. Honestly, his face and bad skin REALLY bother me. Oh..and this photoshoot would be a lot sexier if I didn't know he liked Ball Parks in his bum!
87. Catfight - October 22, 2009 1:17 AM
He is the sexiest thing ever and what a voice to go along with all that candy. Want him so bad!!!!
88. Dank - October 22, 2009 1:39 AM
Yup, still a fag.
89. Ry - October 22, 2009 3:41 AM
so what you ("straight") guys are saying is "EW" because you want to see adam with .. another man then? last time i checked, the "norm" was male/female. i take it you're disappointed the naked model is female then? =þ
it's so easy to be negative you big, buff, internet bullies. you should be delighted that adam lambert is gay. your gfs/wives have no chance with him either way. funny how you macho guys feel so wary of him. laughable.
90. one girls opinion - October 22, 2009 3:07 PM
he is hot. I don't care if he's gay. I'd do him if he'd let me. He is sexier than most straight guys on this site, anyway.
91. @@@ - October 22, 2009 3:47 PM
if there's blood in the saliva, you can get aids from kissing.
if you kiss like your grandma, you prolly wont get aids from kissing.
92. realcorker - October 22, 2009 4:43 PM
What a bunch of scaredy pant puds.......This is Artful, sensual and so sexy . Many SWM are into sport boinking so they wouldn't understand tendeness, have no imagination or creativeness, and are too scared to paint their nails, even tho they really want to. It seems hes livin la vida loca whether you like it or not, This is great fun and fantasy,
93. JayZee - October 22, 2009 4:53 PM
To the comment about his tongue being in ballsy places lol I'm sure her tongue has been in those places too. Would it be different if he was into girls - where would his tongue have been then? DUH
94. pappy smeary - October 22, 2009 6:12 PM
in the words of jimmy pop...
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly "
and i dont shave my hinny
95. Kia - October 22, 2009 6:46 PM
Gay or not, the photos are pretty hot regardless. Maybe he's bi?...
96. cucumber - October 22, 2009 8:35 PM
wow, what a lot of dumb shits.
maybe if the article was included, people wouldn't be so deluded (rhyme! hahaha)
If about how women want HIM
not the other way 'round
hence his eyes being closed
signifying he's thinking of something 'else'
also showcasing his unpredictable nature he showed on 'idol'
also pissing you bitches off
adam wins.
97. bluehost - October 23, 2009 9:41 AM
fame game. Why does he want so much fame?
98. Brooke - October 23, 2009 10:17 PM
Women love gay men. Gay men love to touch women. I got sexually harassed/molested more times in high school by my gay friends than by any straight guys.
Too bad I don't find Adam Lambert or whatever his name is attractive, or this could have been a hot photo shoot.
99. Laura - October 24, 2009 4:47 AM
He looks like he's trying too hard to look like Elvis in those magazine cover photos. lol
100. um - October 24, 2009 7:27 PM
This photo shoot is clearly for women. Because I, along with a bunch of other straight girls on this board, think it's pretty effing hot.
101. Taylor - October 24, 2009 9:02 PM
*WTF* were they doin that was nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
102. Taylor - October 24, 2009 9:02 PM
*WTF* were they doin that was nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
103. Janine - October 25, 2009 11:12 AM
Lambert is hotter and sexier than any straight guy.
104. China mobile Phone - October 26, 2009 1:18 AM
wow...
105. China mobile Phone - October 26, 2009 1:18 AM
wow...
106. Yummybear - October 26, 2009 5:08 PM
Damn...that is hot as fcuk. The way he's holding and touching her body is just...I don't even have words for it. I think that's the horniest bit of gayish yumminess I've ever seen.
107. Ricki - October 26, 2009 9:36 PM
He's frigen sexy..
108. China mobile Phone - October 26, 2009 11:10 PM
I think that tounge kissing photo is hot.
109. Julie - October 27, 2009 12:15 AM
I just want to buy that poor girl a cheeseburger... EAT SOMETHING, honey!
110. Narcissist - October 28, 2009 11:15 AM
Who's that girl (the biological one)? She do private sessions?
111. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:28 AM
Dude, you're gay. seriously.