Oct 30 2009Heidi Klum is all kinds of nude

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OMG SHES IN BLACK FACE HOW RACIST BLAH BLAH

There must be a lot of plastic surgery and a lot of airbrushing involved because a woman just isn't going to look like that after children. That defies nature.

Heidi go clean up that Seal goop off ya...

That whore of a goddess is a machine, wasnt she pregnant last week...

Yeah Fish I missed booty Juice fridays...

yummy, id be all over that. now wheres the whipped cream?

Wow...that pretty much is the tastiest photoshoot I've ever seen.

God damn, god damn!

Yummy.

Are you sure she just wasn't in a Porta-Potty that someone pushed over?

It could happen.

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These can't be new didn't she like JUST have a baby. If they are new all I can say is *I hate her*!!

Women can look like that after pregnancy. Just not the women who spend all their time on the internet jealous of women who get their figures back.

Don't hate her for having better genes before getting pregnant.
Put the cake down, do some exercise and who knows.

She just had a baby? Like last week? If so, then these can't be accurate. Even with superior genetics, her breasts would be completely engorged.

These are not new! I'm not even sure if she is back to work yet. But these are after she had her other kids and all I can say is not fair. Seal is one lucky bastard!

I need to go Google Image what her beast-herd looks like. The laws of karma dictate that if you are voted the sexiest model alive after going through childbirth a million times - your children are doomed to be hideous. ;-D

It's totally possible, even with bad genetics, to look that good after pregnancy. All you need is a staff to watch over the kiddos while you rush back and forth between the gym and the plastic surgeon's. Because I'd totally want to go through all that work and money to go home to Seal and get the "I wouldn't kick her out of bed" approval of all the computer jockey's that frequent The Superficial. :-D ;-*

@9 your an ass.
Not jealous at all I lost the baby weight real fat too, but she had the baby less than a month ago. Was just saying there is no way she lost the baby weight to look that good that fast. She isn't super human.

She is fantastic. Kudos Heidi. Although I don't like foodstuffs on the body, it looks yuckky.

Come on guys, these shots are not new, they are pre-pregnancy. Still.... NOT FAIR, NOT FAIR, NOT FAIR. That woman has the genes of a Godess, and probably the most genetically gifted woman on th planet. WTF, her boobs are priceless!!!! Seal is one lucky man!! I realize she has help with kids, probably has a personal trainer, and chef, but come on... NOT FAIR. And I doubt she has had any plastic surgery.

What the hell happened? She could get to bathroom in time? ....Or did a army of burrito eating babies took a dump on her? Either way.....mmmm...interesting.

[Deleted for being a racist with a tiny penis. - The Superficial]

She's beautiful, these pictures are rather cool... her losing prior baby weight... she's a MODEL. That's her job folks. She doesn't lose the weight, she has no job.

Anyway, I'm surprised the typical racist crowd hasn't appeared upset that she's being "ruined" by a black dude... blah blah.

@ 16. Do you really think those boobs are God given? I think they are incredible works of plastic surgery but that is my opinion.

She looks like Carrie in the pig-blood scene. Very Halloweenish.

@18 - I was just soooo close to being in before that type of response.

Oh well... WHYTE POWAH! Enjoy that beatdown from Jethro. Idiot.

Several years ago this bitch was F'n Flavio Briatore & tried to trap him into marriage by getting pregnant, against his wishes. As soon as she sprang her trap on him, he kicked her worthless ass out. Was a brilliant move on his part.

I'm a woman and I think she's breathtaking. You just cannot make Heidi Klum ugly. If she done these pics after giving birth, then more power to her. I love to hear stories of women snapping back in shape after having babies. It's not all doom and gloom and stretch marks, ladies!

I could easily jerk off to her giving birth!

Um number 18's comment needs to be taken down immediately. Your behavior is unacceptable and sad.

Um number 18's comment needs to be taken down immediately. Your behavior is unacceptable and sad.

Those crazee Euros, always want you to touch their monkey!! Can't wait till she's 65 and flashing the saggy with her daughter on the Blue Coast...

@ #20 Kiki- Nah, those puppies are certainly God given. Mine are actually paid for, and look pretty good, so I can spot implants a mile away (Bar Rafaeli, Salma Hayek, Allesandra Ambrosio- small but yes, Gisele Bunchden, again small but yes, Marissa Miller). As much as I would love to believe Heidi's are fake, nope. She really was born perfect. Bitch. hahaha
And can the racist idiots please go to some racist site, and stay the hell off of this one? Really, you give white people a bad name. Seriously.

this are her POST PREGNANCY tits?

nature is just sooo unfair

That is exactly what perfect brests look like. Fake, real, whatever. They're 100% flawless.

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@ 29: Do you like your surgery? If I was gonna get em done I would take in one of these photos, but you think it isn't possible, huh? I hate the racist fucktards on this site as well.

She may be dumb as a post and wed to a man-beast, but she's still tasty!

What?

No coochie?

One girl, no cup?

If this shit isn't photoshopped I can affirm she is some sort of arian experience done right.

I mean't experiment.

Kids or no kids, pic 16 is AMAZING! So sexy! I'm not gay, have a very happy sex life with my man, but I will say this: her behind looks AMAZING! Look at her little 'package.' Tell me which men would not wanna hit that?!

So hawt! You go girl!

hate to break it to you guys, but these pics are part genetics, part science (expensive treatments to stay young-looking/possible plastic surgery), part cosmetics, and part photoshop...

Photoshop, kids, surgery, whatever Heidi looks good and you can't take that away. She is IN!!

#14 Jade.
I really got to you.
If you have to say you're not jealous then you are. And I believe you lost the weight when you had your sprog but what was your weight before you got pregnant?
Nothing near Heidi I'll bet.

*waits for the obligatory comeback where she tries to convince us she had the same figure as Heidi*

did seal melt on her?

Your body can look like that after having children - if it looks that good before each pregnancy. You don't immediately look like you are 9 months pregnant, it's gradual. Stretch marks are genetic. some people get them, some don't. But you can't be carrying extra weight for years, then get pregnant on top of it and expect to look like this afterwards without medical help.

2nd pic is damn sexy.

If this doesn't give you a throbbing boner then you at need to go out and buy a boner so you can beat off to those nipples.

Either these are photoshopped or this is: http://www.ultra-celebs.com/hentai/heidi-klum/heidi-klum_07.jpg

I'm betting these.

I DON'T SEE IT!

They're fake.

http://www.modelsblog.info/2008/07/09/heidi-klum-lies-about-plastic-surgery/

There isn't enough support in that second bikini to turn nothing into perfect boobs. Nice boob job, though.

This woman has always looked very average in my perception.

is it just me or does the back side eshot with chocolate sauce remind me of a recent trip to Taco Bell? I'm sorry but brown liquid on a women's butt does not ring sexy. Perhaps I've changed too many diapers myself...

I have a painful urge to squeeze a load of filling into Heidi's chocolate covered bum.

Looks like she and Seal are into bukake.

Welp, I came.

her breasts are not fake! what are ya'll talking about??? im the biggest hate hater of them all and i can still say that she's beautiful! although, that beingsaid, sheisn't HOT. just v. beautiful

hmm i dunno. don't get me wrong, heidi is absolutely beautiful without a doubt.. but i don't really think these pictures are all that sexy to be honest. she looks kind of like a swamp monster with all that chocolate all over her .. and it's just kind of awkward looking. she's so beautiful, she really doesn't need to do this overly sexual junk to be recognized, in my opinion.

also, what's on her left boob in picture 14???

@3 BULLSHIT. Even my own wife had a child and looks GREAT just as before she had the child. It's called freakng genetics and hot asians have them! You fat white cows don't! Tough shit!

good

It appears some men care more about the appearance of the mother rather than the health of the baby. Every woman is different and gains a different amount of weight during pregnancy.

Mothers who don't have a team of people to help her are obviously going to care more about the health of the baby rather than her appearance.

My cousin was so worried about being a "fat" pregnant woman that she only gained about 10 lbs during her pregnancy and her baby was born with a low birth weight and had to stay in the hospital a couple weeks.

I'm sure that some men on here would be perfectly fine with that though. Who cares about the baby as long as the wife looks good, right?

@59: Heidi isn't Asian.... She's white. So......

In those first four picts it looks like she is try to do the Inverse Michael Jackson..........

I wonder how it would feel to do anal with her while she was giving birth to her baby?

*ahem*

.... now if you would excuse... i have some business to attend to.

@58 It's called a nipple...

Yea. She had about as little plastic surgery as I have.

She's a cow. And that nose looks like it's about to fall off just like Michael Jackson's.

heidi is all sorts of sexy

Looks like she just got done eating a feces sammich in #12.

#61
what are you talking about?
Go take it somewhere else.

It seems most women would rather hate on a woman that looks good after giving birth, Heidi does if you've seen her, and say it's only because of photoshop or surgery because they themselves are hideous and fat to start with then go off on a tangent about men only caring about a womans appearance and not the baby!?! then using an example of an insecure woman as proof of her sexist claims?

Most men like most women would care about the health of the baby AND mother than her appearence. Nobody here but you mentioned men wanting a woman to be attractive over the baby's health.

Whenever a woman gets her figure back it's the women on here that come up with scurrilous claims of bullshit, fake, surgery than congratulating her.

That's the problem with women telling us what men really think.
They don't know.

#61
what are you talking about?
Go take it somewhere else.

It seems most women would rather hate on a woman that looks good after giving birth, Heidi does if you've seen her, and say it's only because of photoshop or surgery because they themselves are hideous and fat to start with then go off on a tangent about men only caring about a womans appearance and not the baby!?! then using an example of an insecure woman as proof of her sexist claims?

Most men like most women would care about the health of the baby AND mother than her appearence. Nobody here but you mentioned men wanting a woman to be attractive over the baby's health.

Whenever a woman gets her figure back it's the women on here that come up with scurrilous claims of bullshit, fake, surgery than congratulating her.

That's the problem with women telling us what men really think.
They don't know.

#61
what are you talking about?
Go take it somewhere else.

It seems most women would rather hate on a woman that looks good after giving birth, Heidi does if you've seen her, and say it's only because of photoshop or surgery because they themselves are hideous and fat to start with then go off on a tangent about men only caring about a womans appearance and not the baby!?! then using an example of an insecure woman as proof of her sexist claims?

Most men like most women would care about the health of the baby AND mother than her appearence. Nobody here but you mentioned men wanting a woman to be attractive over the baby's health.

Whenever a woman gets her figure back it's the women on here that come up with scurrilous claims of bullshit, fake, surgery than congratulating her.

That's the problem with women telling us what men really think.
They don't know.

#61
what are you talking about?
Go take it somewhere else.

It seems most women would rather hate on a woman that looks good after giving birth, Heidi does if you've seen her, and say it's only because of photoshop or surgery because they themselves are hideous and fat to start with then go off on a tangent about men only caring about a womans appearance and not the baby!?! then using an example of an insecure woman as proof of her sexist claims?

Most men like most women would care about the health of the baby AND mother than her appearence. Nobody here but you mentioned men wanting a woman to be attractive over the baby's health.

Whenever a woman gets her figure back it's the women on here that come up with scurrilous claims of bullshit, fake, surgery than congratulating her.

That's the problem with women telling us what men really think.
They don't know.

#61
what are you talking about?
Go take it somewhere else.

It seems most women would rather hate on a woman that looks good after giving birth, Heidi does if you've seen her, and say it's only because of photoshop or surgery because they themselves are hideous and fat to start with then go off on a tangent about men only caring about a womans appearance and not the baby!?! then using an example of an insecure woman as proof of her sexist claims?

Most men like most women would care about the health of the baby AND mother than her appearence. Nobody here but you mentioned men wanting a woman to be attractive over the baby's health.

Whenever a woman gets her figure back it's the women on here that come up with scurrilous claims of bullshit, fake, surgery than congratulating her.

That's the problem with women telling us what men really think.
They don't know.

Sorry for all the post superfical was being gay and I was being impatient.

Bet you all read my comment now.

59, you blithering idiot, please look up the definition of "genetics" and how it's used in a sentence. If you are going to make inflammatory and racist remarks at least have the decency to ensure they make sense.

is she trying to look like seal in the pictures where she's covered in chocolate? if so she's doing a good job, the only thing missing is the craters.

WOW Seal! You shouldn't nut all over your wife like that.

TOO BAD THESE ARE AIRBRUSHED TO SHIT!!! This is what she actually looks like and this was one whole baby ago so she looks even worse now.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/heidi-klum/heidi-klum-bikini-pictures-are-not-as-hot-as-they-once-were-003555

This is what her boobs and body actually looks like.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/heidi-klum/heidi-klum-is-topless-too-003874

ah that explains the nigger love, she's got a nigger fiuxation.

She's got my seal of approval, keep makin baby chimps homegirl go on with yo bad self.

You guys are so racist, can't you see she's just lathering herself with feces.

hottest. mom. ever.

so that's what a Seal cumshot looks like.

@ 85 - LMFAO - nice!

Seriously though - this required pink star pasties to mask uhm, chocolate covered nipples that we can't even see the outlines of under the chocolate? Really? Come on now Superficial...you're better than this. Oh, wait...

She's a known golddigger. Went out with that billionaire race driver and trapped him with a kid. Seal is a typical nice guy who gets the girl when she's used up.

had to photoshop the mud off her
den i hit dat
hit dat
hit dat
whew, I be tired.
(whats a seal?)

Oh we nevuh evuh gonna surviiiive, uuunless, we get a little doodie.

And pic 18 depicts the positional coda for all of my conquests. I love the realism.

Without makeup and endless photoshopping, she looks like a hideous wreck.

Why is everyone so blindsided by photoshop. When these people are just outside and take paparazzi pictures that just look like regular people. What all of a sudden makes people think they are flawless?? People are so ignorant!

Well, we can't run around nude ALL the time, although some women apparently enjoy trying. Fun article.

"V 16. e-rock - October 30, 2009 12:14 PM

Come on guys, these shots are not new, they are pre-pregnancy. Still.... NOT FAIR, NOT FAIR, NOT FAIR. That woman has the genes of a Godess, and probably the most genetically gifted woman on th planet. WTF, her boobs are priceless!!!! Seal is one lucky man!! I realize she has help with kids, probably has a personal trainer, and chef, but come on... NOT FAIR. And I doubt she has had any plastic surgery."

Wrong. Get your fucking facts straight before you talk like you know shit. They arent pre pregnancy. Do the research.

" 92. Angelina Jolie - October 31, 2009 12:39 AM

Why is everyone so blindsided by photoshop. When these people are just outside and take paparazzi pictures that just look like regular people. What all of a sudden makes people think they are flawless?? People are so ignorant!
"

Awwww for christs sake, shut the FUCK UP already.....everyone else is ignorant yet you're the one claiming every fucking picture in existence is photoshopped, eh? No, we dont think 'people' are flawless but just because shes fucking incredible, doesnt mean she HAS to be photoshopped. Jesus Christ. We arent talking a cow who balloons up and then shows up looking rail thin in a mag shoot. Thanks for the insight , 'Angelina'.

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Heidi Klum is looking so hot & yummy with that liquid chocolate. But her breast is little bit shaggy . I think she needs plastic surgery . But she has got nice figure. Looking so hot..

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

Laptop dance? is that involving your computer?

Is this her halloween costume?!

Covered in diarrhea.

@98 Basco -
Haha! Thanks for bringing a bit of geekologie over here.

Wow these pictures are incredible. PS, Surgery, babies, whatever... Irrelevant, because Heidi looks incredible. The photographer & art director did a fantastic job. Just because men are perverts & using these to pleasure themselves, doesn't mean the photos aren't really art (it just means a lot of men are perverts & we already knew that).

This makes me want to study nude photography again.

That's a lotta shit dropping outta her poop.

Did seal cook again?!

She looks gross. What's more, she is boring. And that is unforgivable.

See picture 8, how does she still keep such an amazing figure? I would love to know her secret.

She is a true beauty ....

She is a true beauty ....

She is a true beauty ....

Britney Spears' face looks prettier on the so freaking hot side of the page - and that was from a live action shot not a an airbrushed photo. I have seen candids of Heidi topless in recent years and I cant tell these are very photoshopped. She is short waisted and has large and long hips that makes her look bell shaped. Elle Mcpherson was 'the body'.

I am sure Seal puts this book on every coffee table of every home they own and sits around with a very smug grin on his face. Jammy swine!

She looks great.

Boobs can look like that. Really. I see them in the mirror everyday. However, there is some airbrushing to these, like pic 7 is quite obvious. However, who the heck cares, this pictures make me want to have sex with just about anyone!!!!! Incredible!!

@#9 - That is quite ignorant.

I'm not going to say anything about airbrushing and whatnot because every celebrity engages in that sort of thing. I will say, however, that Heidi is a model. Looking good is what she does for a living. The average woman has a traditional career (nurse, doctor, teacher, lawyer, etc.) and still comes home to look after her children at night. You can say that Heidi has kids too, but you can't tell me that she doesn't have a nanny/nannies that help out. It's unfair comparing her to the average woman because she is not an average woman in the real sense of the term.

for sure a goddess. shes so BEAUTIFUL, hot, gorgeous. shes not trashy, shes polite, so classy. she is everything! THIS is a goddess. just stunning.

ps. people are seriouisly idiots for thinking these pictures are brand new so they start throwing out plastic surgery claims. they just were released in a NEW book. who hasn't seen that chocolate picture before?? god. her nipples look like candy :)

this is just not sexy to me... it looks like she just got thrown in a pile of poo or mudd at a war camp.

this is just not sexy to me... it looks like she just got thrown in a pile of poo or mudd at a war camp.

this is just not sexy to me... it looks like she just got thrown in a pile of poo or mudd at a war camp.

TOO BAD THESE ARE AIRBRUSHED TO SHIT!!! This is what she actually looks like and this was one whole baby ago so she looks even worse now.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/heidi-klum/heidi-klum-bikini-pictures-are-not-as-hot-as-they-once-were-003555

This is what her boobs and body actually looks like.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/heidi-klum/heidi-klum-is-topless-too-003874

Wow, she looks great! Seal is a lucky man!

Looks like she has shit herself.

People! These are pictures from a BOOK that was JUST released!! They could be pre-preg/post-preg or from 10 years ago for all you know-geez....

when i had a baby it took me 4 weeks to get back into shape its all in the genes her breasts are real she may have had alittle photoshopping but ive seen untouched heidi bikini photos and that girl is all real i wish i could have gotten back into shape a week after giving birth damn thats fast

Those breasts are fake. I have fake ones and they look exactly like these. Low profile, under the muscle, cut with a wide (not too wide) pocket. Silicone so they don't have ripples and you can't see the bag. Under the arm incision so no visible scars.
If you think real breasts are that round, you're an idiot.

61 you're a dumb bitch. Your insecure cousin was the one who sacrificed her babys wellbeing bc she wants to look good. Don't go and fking blame it on all the men in the world. You're being both an over generalizing idiot an irresponsible child.

these photos are from a BOOK that was just published. Clearly these photos cannot have been taken this week!

Wow...absolutely exquisite...

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It is gray inside her buttcrack

Hot Chocolate! Great pics.

congrats phish to finally removing hateful, racist comments

@66, thanks you are an idiot.
i meant the bruise like thing..

#18 - FINALLY! Way to go Superficial!

i prefer nudity with honey over chocolate sauce.

KUDOS to The Superficial for policing its site:
18. Meugh - October 30, 2009 12:15 PM

[Deleted for being a racist with a tiny penis. - The Superficial]

Thank you!!!

Thanks for this, its another great opportunity to piss off racist white men! Bravo!

she's ug. her face is so gaunt and skeletal. totally overated.

Hello everyone.... I'd just like to say . . . Absolutely Beautiful Heidi !!! I couldn't care less if these pics are pre or post pregnancy ... not worried about it ... not gonna look for a reason to bitch . . . You Go Girl !!

These pictures are Tasteful, Artistic, Sensual, Sexy, Serene, and are a tribute for the beauty of a womans body beautiful, and Heidis expressions show a confidence and comfortableness and Natural inner beauty . . .

YOU LOOK MAARRRRVELOUS !!! thanks for sharing your art. ; )

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I saw Heidi Klum on "Ellen" a few days before she gave birth. She was talking about THIS book which she shot before she was pregnant! She was very large before she gave birth, not fat, but she was definitely 9 months pregnant and will probably be working it off now that the baby is born.

As far as implants go - I've seen her earlier modeling photos taken when she was 25 and she was completely flat chested - ditto Gisele. Both don't look as big and fake as they used to be but you have to understand, implants are not permanent and they probably had the old ones swapped out and new more real looking implants placed in as their skin had stretched a bit. It's done all the time. Cindy Crawford also had big round boobs in the 80's and it looks like the implants have come out. I mean after 10 years, they probably need to have them swapped and they can either leave them out or have them swapped for smaller or larger ones. Gee, you almost have to have had it done to understand but women don't go from AA to big Cs at the age of 26. I've seen photos of Gisele at 19, totally flat. I mean I don't care, I think they are gorgeous, but I also know that there are few women who are a size zero with C cups so that is always suspect. I used to model so I know. I saw models left right and center getting implants. I had them but decided to have them taken out. Enjoyed them for a few years, I know I could have had very realistic ones put in as time had passed and the skin had stretched but I just wanted them out and my skin went back to normal and I can gladly sleep on my stomach now.

or maybe they just had them taken out - I thought Britney recently had hers taken out? but not sure - I hope implants go out of fashion...I am for plastic surgery just not having things implanted (at least that is how I feel now!) - Heidi is a natural beauty no matter what.

any doubters
http://inyourface.freedomblogging.com/files/2008/07/heidi-klum-breast-implants.jpg

and BTW, I looked the same before and after - then had 2 kids, had them taken out - and now I look like how Klum looks now - you get a little bigger after kids and after the skin has stretched

not a hater, I adore Heidi!

and gisele
http://news.makemeheal.com/images/giselle-bundchen-plastic-surgery.jpg

but I think she as well has had them taken out or swapped or something - they start out big and round and then start to hang more natural as time goes by, at least that is how it happened with me, they looked totally natural after a few years but I was worried about breast cancer detection and things like that

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