Oct 15 2009Hang on, Balloon Boy! Miranda Kerr's coming!
You're a little late, Miranda. so I'm going to have to stare at your ass now. Balloon Boy would've wanted it that way may he rest in peace - at the neighbor's house playing Xbox. You can come out now, dude. We've all watched your YouTube video and it's pretty obvious your dad's not going to ground you. In fact, he says you can have your gun back. No foolin'.
UPDATE: And the little scamp was in a box in the attic. Ha, kids. Always causing national dramas.
Photos: Flynet
Reader Comments
1. Meugh - October 15, 2009 4:58 PM
Shame about the face.
2. Mandy R.S. - October 15, 2009 5:01 PM
I think shes cute / hot
3. Victoria - October 15, 2009 5:01 PM
The humor here is not appropriate. You wouldn't be laughing if it were your son.
4. Victoria - October 15, 2009 5:02 PM
What the fuck?
For the video. Miranda is crazy hot.
5. Steeeeeve - October 15, 2009 5:02 PM
mmmmmmm nipples... FIRST!
6. Steeeeeve - October 15, 2009 5:02 PM
mmmmmmm nipples... FIRST!
7. PlasticSurgeon - October 15, 2009 5:02 PM
See what happens. Miranda came to me with those balloons. She wanted them implanted on her chest. I said no way you'll look like Pamela Anderson so she takes 'em and has a photoshoot. Go figure
8. Victoria - October 15, 2009 5:04 PM
That first Victoria is not me btw. She sounds like a douche.
9. glace neuf - October 15, 2009 5:08 PM
probably a good joke about her hanging out under a couple of big black balls, but i'll let somebody else get after it.
10. bribios - October 15, 2009 5:12 PM
Yeah, but it's not my kid, so its a FRIGGIN RIOT!!!!!
11. Bill - October 15, 2009 5:26 PM
I'd put all my kids in a runaway balloon if she promised to grab two of my ball shaped objects!
12. The indoctrination of Rough - October 15, 2009 5:28 PM
That kid is showing sign of being a loser way too early in life. First his family starred in wife swap, now missed the biggest opportunity to tug at America's heart string...Hope he's OK
13. tawmie - October 15, 2009 5:33 PM
Miranda Kerr is smoking hot.
I hope the little boy is ok.
His music video is three shades of fucked up.
... that about covers it.
14. Jibbly Biggins - October 15, 2009 5:41 PM
She. has. no. ass.
Her back looks skeletal as well. Poster child for anorexia. If she gained ten pounds she would look amazing IMO.
15. Up - October 15, 2009 5:46 PM
They just found the flight data recorder, but the cockpit voice recorder is still missing. That should let them backtrack the trajectory of the flight.
16. oro por euros - October 15, 2009 5:48 PM
Nice ass.
17. chloe - October 15, 2009 5:51 PM
It was mean of you to use a little boy in this way. His dad is nuts, & the boy is probably dead.
18. Randal(l) - October 15, 2009 5:54 PM
I'm working under the assumption that the Balloon Boy was a terrorist cell who was going to crash his balloon into the white house. Who would ever suspect a six-year-old of flying a balloon into the white house. Wll played Osama, you clever bastard, good thing we were just one step ahead of you. Balloon Boy is well on his way to the secret Gitmo hidden in the Rockies to be water boarded and stacked in a nude terror pile.
Randal(l)
19. F!!! Victoria!!!!! - October 15, 2009 5:54 PM
AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Balloon boy...remember Radio Flyer?
Sorry Victoria, some things that happen are just funny. Too bad the kid flew away but it is still a funny story!!!
Now back to business. This girl is an ANGEL!!!! I would pay...
20. Mr Tom - October 15, 2009 5:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox-DOoKUz1U
21. Stupid does not equal Tough - October 15, 2009 6:03 PM
Judging by the video, Dad seems to thinks it's a badge of honor to put his kids in harm's way.
Today he found the downside to that philosophy.
22. Up - October 15, 2009 6:19 PM
Superfish was right....kid was just playing Xbox in the attic.
Re: terrorist theory. This would've unfolded in the most interesting way if the balloon HAD been floating towards the White House. Can you imagine the story? The F15 pilot locking on to the balloon and knowing there might be a 6-yr old inside.
Oh well....back to the usual programming. Nice ass Miranda.
23. Crusty - October 15, 2009 6:30 PM
That kid is grounded.. for life.. as in forever..
24. Randal(l) - October 15, 2009 6:56 PM
I'm not fooled by this kid for a second. this was just a test run. he wanted to see just what kind of security would be sent after a balloon with a 6 year old on board. I know the next balloons going to be filled with Anthrax and released on a wind current headed towards the White House. Nice try Osama, but your terrorist cell will soon be third in line in Colorado's secret Giitmo's Weekly elephant walk in front of your children tournament.
Randal(l)
25. BOOBS?| - October 15, 2009 7:57 PM
Where.Are.The.Curves.?
26. Hello There - October 15, 2009 8:14 PM
@3 OMG the boy is alive and well. Does that mean we can make all the jokes we want again? Douche bag.
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28. John - October 15, 2009 8:33 PM
I wish that makeup brush was my man wand. Tickle, tickle.
29. John - October 15, 2009 8:37 PM
You guys got to admit though, it would have been pretty assome if that little booger had hopped out the baloon when it landed. Little dude would have been hailed as the man.
30. Guest - October 15, 2009 8:58 PM
Pretty face.
Madonna-like zombie body.
Not a fan.
31. Richard McBeef - October 15, 2009 8:59 PM
She's a bit odd looking but you are boldfaced liar if say you wouldn't.
@29 Agreed. That would have been money.
32. Sport - October 15, 2009 9:28 PM
Fuck Off #3 this site is all about inappropriate.
33. Deviant - October 15, 2009 9:30 PM
Forget National News. Try International News. It was one of the first news stories I heard when i got up this morning, and I'm in Australia. Though to be fair Australia has been lacking in helium based news for some time.
34. PsyKo - October 15, 2009 9:45 PM
what a mighty fine body...
35. Balls - October 15, 2009 9:54 PM
She makes my balls that color!
36. MonkeyMan777 - October 16, 2009 1:14 AM
Not a fan of chicks with elbows that could cut glass and wrist bones that could castrate a man if used inappropriately. Yeesh, heroin chic was so 1994....I am doomed to roam the tennis courts looking for healthy toned chicks to obsess over.....
37. Parker - October 16, 2009 8:02 AM
I'm aching to analize her assets.
38. huskey - October 16, 2009 8:53 AM
Miranda Kerr's hot new Victoria's Secret video
http://freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Miranda_Kerr_Victoria_Secret_video
39. Darth - October 16, 2009 10:32 AM
Let me guess,she just got her implants removed?!
40. Rhialto - October 16, 2009 10:35 AM
Are these the size implants recommended by Orlanda Bloom?!
41. Ocelot - October 16, 2009 5:45 PM
OMG look at the weird skeletor hand applying her makeup @ picture 7! Who is that??
42. SHGNA - October 17, 2009 12:18 PM
SHE HAS GOT NO ASS.
43. Turd the third - October 17, 2009 6:21 PM
I think she has a great ass and that black bathing suit is sensual without the standard slutty look that is all too common these days.
However I do think the back of that suit would look a lot better with a load of white sperm all over it...
44. Turd the third - October 17, 2009 6:42 PM
I think she has a great ass and that black bathing suit is sensual without the standard slutty look that is all too common these days.
However I do think the back of that suit would look a lot better with a load of white goo all over it...
45. Tiffany Necklaces - October 21, 2009 3:24 AM
too common these days.
46. fffdd - October 23, 2009 6:53 PM
What is that a size small that has to be clipped in order to fit her properly because she is anorexic and flat as a board without photoshop, push-up bras, cutlets.....
47. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:50 AM
lol.. saaave him!