Oct 16 2009Halle Berry makes me want to strangle a mountain ox (Suck it, Megan Fox)
Here's Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry at the 6th Annual Keep a Child Alive Ball in New York last night, and nothing helps a child stay alive more than knowing a blogger is getting laid by an Oscar-winning actress. No, really, I've crunched the numbers and it's better than taking the little scamps to Olive Garden for never-ending pasta. You can't fight the math.

Reader Comments
1. tiz nizzle - October 16, 2009 6:28 PM
damn shes sexy, good thing i've seen her tits already
2. Someone.else - October 16, 2009 6:31 PM
her makeup foundation looks horrid..but other than that..hot per usual..but her ego must b taking a punch in the nuts beside her roman god of a husband..yum..yum yum yummy..iam a red blooded female..so hold ur gay insults
3. Taz - October 16, 2009 6:36 PM
She has great tits
4. mike jones - October 16, 2009 6:38 PM
i really dont understand whats so great about her.. really dont get it
5. Intermino - October 16, 2009 6:41 PM
They make such a sexy couple, mmmm
6. nancle22@hotmail.com - October 16, 2009 6:49 PM
@4... you are retarded.
7. isa - October 16, 2009 6:51 PM
GORGEOUS!
8. Gary - October 16, 2009 6:59 PM
I never liked her short hair. She needs to grow it long.
9. kingofbeer - October 16, 2009 7:05 PM
me to super!
10. mike jones - October 16, 2009 7:07 PM
@6 good argument, mind elaborating though?
11. Get a clue - October 16, 2009 7:11 PM
@2...news flash. Halle isn't married to the guy.
12. Long time listener, First time caller - October 16, 2009 7:14 PM
Halle Berry is nearly twice as old as Lindsay Lohan, but she's 100x better looking. Aahh...drugs and bad genetics!
13. Giggles - October 16, 2009 7:15 PM
She's trying too hard to be noticed. It's sad.
14. Keepcelineonyourside - October 16, 2009 7:16 PM
Way too tight!!!!
15. Long time listener, First time caller - October 16, 2009 7:21 PM
Halle Berry is nearly 2x older than Lindsay Lohan, but she's 100x better looking! Ahhh...drugs and bad genetics...damn you!
16. spinal - October 16, 2009 7:32 PM
Good god...how is this woman in her 40s?
17. jt - October 16, 2009 7:38 PM
sweet jesus. she's sick
18. 7L - October 16, 2009 7:52 PM
she's butt the fuck ugly.
i'd take the monster kardashian over that.
19. janet - October 16, 2009 7:59 PM
i agree with comment number13, she is trying to hard, it is very sad
20. Sport - October 16, 2009 8:04 PM
classy. HOT. And will continue to hold up well and put younger ladies to shame for years to come.
21. Long time listener, First time caller - October 16, 2009 8:12 PM
I have to say, she's actually dressed for "her age". There was a time when she would show up at award shows in a bikini top and her g-string hanging out...literally...a bikini!
22. janet - October 16, 2009 8:18 PM
i agree with number 13, she trys to hard, it is very sad
23. don promillo - October 16, 2009 8:20 PM
i'm with #8, she is even more wow with long hair, like in 'things we lost in the fire' and any number of flicks of around that time.
(13&19) how is she trying too hard, what am i missing here?
24. abba - October 16, 2009 8:34 PM
i never really thought halle was as breath taking as everyone in lala land made her out to be but she looks friggen stunning in the pics.
25. Orange - October 16, 2009 8:47 PM
Very nice! She is the only woman I can think of who looks better with short hair than long.
26. Th Cynic - October 16, 2009 9:15 PM
The hair looks bad and she's looking a little long in the tooth. Other than them hooties, she's seen better days.
27. me - October 16, 2009 10:11 PM
she's a beautiful woman. . . There's nothing bad I can say about her. She's a beauty. period.
28. ppl - October 16, 2009 10:37 PM
by far the best looking old broad... unlike Pamela
29. Brooke - October 16, 2009 10:55 PM
You know, I know she's pretty, and she CAN be pretty, but I think she looks awful in short hair (it emphasizes her bad nose job) and she just doesn't do anything for me. And she's a bad actress... I still can't believe she got an Oscar.
Why do black women in Hollywood all want Caucasian noses? Black women are beautiful when they don't try to make themselves white...
30. maudina - October 16, 2009 11:08 PM
Oh Gabriel is so hot! I would love to have a threesome with these two!
31. ha - October 16, 2009 11:11 PM
It's nice for once for the mind-bendingly beautiful actress to be with someone who's on her level. The lopsided couples are very sweet and all, but this pair actually makes sense together.
32. Venom - October 16, 2009 11:16 PM
^^^ Yawn. You just knew someone would make race an issue.
... moving on. Congrats, Fish. You've actually posted a real (beautiful) woman. You've been slipping all week, but you've redeemed your self and closed it with a bang with this one.
And for what it's worth, I've always dug her more with short hair. It actually makes her look younger.
33. gigi - October 16, 2009 11:31 PM
meh.... cute dress... nice pumps.... Gabriel should try more tho- he looks so shlumpy
34. biotch on wheels - October 16, 2009 11:40 PM
i can't believe no one mentioned the slight nipple peeking out in pic 1!
35. Bert - October 17, 2009 12:50 AM
She is a nice looking white lady.
36. Leah - October 17, 2009 12:54 AM
The thing that is sad is that there are people posting comments about how unfortunate she looks. what is unfortunate is how jealous some people are. this woman is a mother in her 40's and she looks that great. cant say that for many people. she is gorgeous.
37. lola - October 17, 2009 1:25 AM
Halle is a very beautiful woman. The dress looks smoking on her, but it is a little too tight on top. She always looks so classy and put together. One of the few respectable actors in Hollywood.
38. Narcissist - October 17, 2009 7:55 AM
@ 28 - Yeah. Hang in there Pam Anderson. Just one more year and you'll look like this.
Actually I don't like that dress and the hair isn't working at all. Hope she isn't listening to Tyra Banks.
39. capitanne - October 17, 2009 9:33 AM
Shiloh who? Their daughter is going to be the most beautiful creature on the planet. Hope they make a few more.
40. sexchill - October 17, 2009 9:36 AM
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41. Niqua - October 17, 2009 11:15 AM
I've never heard about her having a nose job!
Can someone elaborate?
42. Elisa - October 17, 2009 11:58 AM
She's trying too hard???? Where????..and can I please look like this when I try too hard because even when I don't, I do not look anything like this!
Leah @ 36, I completely agree with you! I would love to see what these people look like when they make these comments.
43. idiots - October 17, 2009 12:38 PM
@ 29. Brookes dumbass
""Why do black women in Hollywood all want Caucasian noses? Black women are beautiful when they don't try to make themselves white"""
SHES 1/2 WHITE YOU STUPID CUNT
44. anon - October 17, 2009 2:36 PM
gorgeous gorgeous woman, damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45. me09 - October 17, 2009 3:02 PM
she is a very pretty and classy woman but the dress has got to go !!!!!!!
46. Live Ebony Girls - October 17, 2009 8:14 PM
I'd let her spin around on my crank shaft.
47. meow - October 17, 2009 9:22 PM
Every time I look at her hot boyfriend I have to go jump on mine. Damn
48. Meh - October 17, 2009 9:26 PM
Fucking hell, she is gorgeous.
49. look hard - October 17, 2009 10:13 PM
i agree with 29, she had a nose job, what was wronge with the black nose you had, and yes she is now long in the tooth, when a women starts to age, she over do it, with to much breast showing, flap jacks, sagging down, to much botox, those eyes look insane, and white make up on face, clown, the most important thing about her, because who give a dame about her looks, her acting is like a retard, sorry, she can not act. keep your money.
50. Kristin - October 17, 2009 11:51 PM
pretty but her makeup is too light
51. Brooke - October 18, 2009 3:55 AM
@ #43
Yeah, and I remember thinking that she's half white when she won the Oscar, and how she talked about being the first black woman to win and blah blah... and we have a black president who is actually half white, but we don't call him the first half-black president. All I'm saying is, I've seen her earlier work and she did NOT have that nose in the '80s. She had a cute nose that showed off her African genes a bit more.
52. Brooke - October 18, 2009 4:08 AM
@ # 41
http://conversationsfamouspeople.blogspot.com/2005/05/i-love-way-halle-berry-constantly.html
This is her high school photo. She was chubbier, but her lips/nose are totally different from how they are now.
....You know, I would rather have a woman who was naturally easy on the eyes and a good actress than these plastic bobble-heads running around Hollywood. How sad that an actress can't get a job at 21 unless she's had her boobs pumped, her lips injected, and her nose shaven?
53. Narcissist - October 18, 2009 4:12 AM
@ 41 - Google can usually elaborate.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2003/11/23/halle-berrys-nose-job/
http://www.findmysurgeon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/halle-berry-nose-job.jpg
54. maximus - October 18, 2009 6:54 AM
@52
Damn!!! Halle should be the freakin spokesperson for Rhinoplasty.
55. cici - October 18, 2009 7:04 AM
I'm not a fan of the short hair but it's better than the weaves she used to wear. The dress is totally tacky.
56. cj - October 18, 2009 7:19 AM
Gay-Fed does not look like he wants to be there.
57. j - October 18, 2009 10:27 AM
I know that some people think she can do no wrong, but come on. A cut out, low cut, sequined dress? That's classy and respectable? We all know she's got a great body, she doesn't have to shove all that in our faces. I say she's trying too hard.
58. sYn - October 18, 2009 11:14 AM
@ 29
i could ask...why do white women in Hollywood always want black people's lips
all those collagen injections.....
its just a fricking preference not an issue wanting to look black or white :S
59. Darth - October 18, 2009 4:01 PM
It seems like that this interracial couple is doing quite allright.
60. Nero - October 18, 2009 4:27 PM
#59
Despite that it can be the best and only solution sometimes.Only douches easily split up and marry like it's a factory line.
61. Rhialto - October 18, 2009 4:40 PM
She's of mixed heritage.Technically that's supposed to be the most ideal racial background in a multi cultural society.
62. Sauron - October 18, 2009 4:45 PM
#61
*Laughs* That works only in an ideal world with honest people.
63. Gando - October 18, 2009 4:50 PM
@62
Wtf!? Where have you been hiding all the time!?
64. The nose knows - October 18, 2009 5:39 PM
All of the ugly people of the world wish they looked like the Nordic race, which is why they have surgery to look that way. Can't say that I blame them. Evolution and poor genetics sux.
65. Amber - October 19, 2009 1:35 AM
I saw this on another webiste and the headline was "Halle's sweet berries!" LOL. Personaly they are somewhat on the small side and look smushed to me. I can think of 5 celebrities off the top of my head who have nicer breats, Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johannson, Adriana Lima, Brooke Burke, and even on the smaller side, Britney Spears before the babies, and well, during the babies.
66. Amber - October 19, 2009 1:37 AM
Oh, and Angelina Jolie before she lost a lot of weight.
67. William - October 19, 2009 10:38 AM
Gorgeous woman.
68. Shannon - October 19, 2009 12:31 PM
#64, LOL you mean all those "blonde" woman enlarging their breasts and lips and tanning their fair skin?? those are "ethnic" features ( large breasts, full lips, etc). woman are all backgrounds alter their apperences.
69. rhonda - October 19, 2009 2:04 PM
in number 15 picture she looks like and old white women who had botox, she is now starting to look her age, that dress is ugly along with those droppy breast, why do she think we have to see her all the time, because her movie is not coming out yet, and when is does it will be another boring let down like all the other ones. go be a mother, you are over 35 now,
70. Oyster - October 19, 2009 8:14 PM
Halle has never had a nose job. She is one of the few Hollywood people that decided to live with what she was born with. Gotta respect that!!
71. fefe - October 19, 2009 9:34 PM
oyster, if she did not have a nose job, than she needs one, what a hucker, why show those old nipples, we see everything in MAKE ME FEEL GOOD MOVIE,lol, what a sad person, her pr, got all those non speeking photographers runing after her, can't a word of english escept, saying halle halle, that sh..t if funny, This is what an oscar winners has to do to make the public go see her movies, lol, She had bruce willis in one movie, he looked like he was lost, maybe wanted to just do her a favor, because everyone was laughing at this movie
72. vanity - October 19, 2009 11:08 PM
if you want to see someone who was more beautiful and natural looking is the singer Vanity, she beat halle by a million points, way more natureal looking, girly face, halle now looks like her mother, butch looking, sorry, but the truth is the truth and she differnantly can't act. she got by on all that pr she bought with her own money, but you know what they say in hollywood, past 35 for a woman is washed up, so now you will probably see her a tyler perry movie, she did nothing with that oscar, she did not open any doors, it was shout in her face, warren beatty was right, when halle walks in a room people starts to laugh, not because of her looks because they know the truth, she is a joke.
73. Kane - October 20, 2009 10:08 AM
@72 Who want's to read all that shit! Written by YOU!
74. mark - October 20, 2009 2:08 PM
women are something, all of this for what, halle was hot, now she is like all women when they age, they like to try harder, to look good, but she will never look 20
75. mark - October 20, 2009 2:09 PM
@73 is halle
76. yowillie - October 20, 2009 11:46 PM
Smoke that
77. Tiffany Earrings - October 21, 2009 3:10 AM
but she will never
78. jan - October 21, 2009 8:19 PM
I'm sorry but i agree with number 26, she is long in the tooth, washup looking, who wants to see her old bags, and her butt hangs, she does have man legs, not feminine looking, if you look at her eyes they do look crazy
79. lara - October 25, 2009 12:38 AM
anyone who says that she looks bad or this dress is tacky is a hater! and she looks way better withshort hair than long.... she's a beauty. and when people don't look this good themselves they tend to get jealous.
80. lara - October 25, 2009 12:38 AM
anyone who says that she looks bad or this dress is tacky is a hater! and she looks way better withshort hair than long.... she's a beauty. and when people don't look this good themselves they tend to get jealous.
81. bill - October 25, 2009 11:02 PM
she looks older now, she has gotten wider, wronge dress for that day, that is now sexy, i hate to say this but someone is off, not feminine, manish looking
82. iron - October 26, 2009 3:55 AM
Hmm.... Halle berry is looking so sexy in that black low cut outfit. Man she has got awesome figure. So sexy ... Her killing smile is capable enough to arouse anybody.
83. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:42 AM
I agree.. Megan has nothing on Halle right now!
84. meg - November 5, 2009 2:49 AM
bad worst dull boring actress, gay
85. wronge - November 8, 2009 10:17 PM
#82 is halle, saying it about herself