Oct 16 2009Gretchen Rossi fondles pumpkins and other news
- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden might have secretly married. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kim Kardashian chastises NFL for Jessica Simpson cartoon because it gives young girls the wrong message. Then she went back to hawking her instant weight loss product. [PopEater]
- Abigail Clancy just sold me all the Pepsi in North America. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Gerard Butler sings with Jimmy Fallon. [Just Jared]
- Diddy is a fucking moron. In related news, oxygen is essential to life. [Celebslam]
- Levi McConaughy is already carrying on the family tradition. Though someone should call child services if he starts playing bongos. [PopSugar]
- Audrina Patridge pulls a Lauren Conrad and admits The Hills is fake. Way to make sure your new reality show isn't canceled after the pilot, WonkBoob. [Wonderwall]
- Sarah Jessica Parker should never be the face of anything. Including Sarah Jessica Parker: The Fragrance. [Socialite Life]
Reader Comments
1. OceanC_Lifeguard - October 17, 2009 12:07 AM
I LOOOVE PUMPKINS!!!!!!!
but only sexy ones.
2. Chris - October 17, 2009 12:09 AM
I never see gals like this at pumpkin farms near me.
3. Me - October 17, 2009 12:09 AM
Perfect pumpkin picking attire! WOO!
4. OceanC_Lifeguard - October 17, 2009 12:15 AM
Dude, DC doesnt even have pumpkin farms...sadly. I'd uber pwn at picking some pumpkins . UBER pwnage.
5. lola - October 17, 2009 1:29 AM
Yes she has a hot body, but who can see it with that retarded grin on her face. Also, holding two boob-sized pumpkins in front of her chest? This looks choreographed. If you have heard this woman talk she is not attractive.
6. LOL - October 17, 2009 7:48 AM
This is the dumbest photo shoot ever! And I agree with lola it is very choreographed. I have lived on a farm all my life and I can tell you that the outfit is singularly inadequate for doing ANY kind of chore on a farm. What a retard.
7. Keepcelineonyourside - October 17, 2009 7:59 AM
Where's The Expiration Date???
8. Turd the third - October 17, 2009 9:03 AM
Shitty photoshoot, I think it would be much better if she was naked and on top of one of the pumpkins riding its woody stem for all she's worth.... nothing better than a bit of pumpkin pumping....
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11. Jay - October 17, 2009 3:05 PM
Superficial today; Playboy tomorrow.
12. Shitty Grin - October 17, 2009 4:43 PM
"Hhmmmm, this one looks like it will hold up while i bounce up and down on it behind the barn later..."
13. drewjewaw - October 17, 2009 5:09 PM
Is it me or does she look older than she is?
14. drewjewaw - October 17, 2009 5:09 PM
Is it me, or does she look older than she is?
15. HeHaw - October 17, 2009 7:27 PM
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17. Funny T-Shirts - October 17, 2009 8:16 PM
She seems to like examining spherical objects. I have two that she can check out!
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19. Lamping - October 17, 2009 10:51 PM
Last photo: that's one very presumptuous pumpkin stem.
20. your dad - October 17, 2009 11:18 PM
too bad she only lets that shrimp dick fag boyfriend see her clam
21. a sanderson - October 18, 2009 10:55 AM
Sorry but i do not find her face attractive
22. Rhialto - October 18, 2009 5:06 PM
Aren't there biological implants yet?!
23. Darth - October 18, 2009 5:18 PM
Europeans don't care much about pumpkins.It's a typical American fascination.
24. AMO - October 18, 2009 8:32 PM
No she is NOT still wearing that fake ass ring her dead "fiance" gave her?!?
25. Amber - October 19, 2009 1:29 AM
I've never seen her before, but she has really nice legs! Her face looks a little odd in picture #1.
26. gueibor - October 19, 2009 8:03 AM
Why is that dude wearing Daisy Dukes?
27. zebop - October 19, 2009 2:10 PM
Why do women with no ass insist on wearing clothes that show they have no ass?
28. disque dur externe - October 21, 2009 2:01 AM
Wow, what a collection of sexy pics with pumpkin.. Gretchen Rossi is looking so beautiful in this pics. She is really looking sexy..
29. Tiffany Earrings - October 21, 2009 3:09 AM
really looking
30. Jonathon - October 24, 2009 12:41 PM
Bravo's Real Housewives Series sure have a curse on their reality stars.
Real Housewives of Orange County:
Jeana Keough - Foreclosure on 4 homes
Lynne Curtin - Evicted from 2 rental homes
Tamra Barney - Home in shortsale
Slade Smiley (Jo's ex boyfriend) - Foreclosure (Coto home)
Note: Jo De La Rosa is now working as a bartender after living such a glamorous life.
Tammy Knickerbocker - Foreclosure w/ex husband after his co. went bankrupt
Vicki Gunvalson - Newest house for sale
Real Housewives of Atlanta:
Lisa Wu Hartwell - Foreclosure (Downsized)
Sheree Whitfield - Foreclosure (she "thought" ex-husband was paying her mortgage)
NeNe Leakes - Evicted from rental home
Real Housewives of New Jersey:
Teresa Giudice – Foreclosure. (Newly built, only lived there a few months.)
Danielle Staub - House for sale (ex-husband refuses to pay)
Real Housewives of New York:
Countess LuAnn de Lesseps - After husband found a new woman, she is leasing her NYC home and is selling her Hamptons homes in this terrible market
Jill Zarin - Selling NYC Condo and Hamptons homes and Renting Zarin's fabrics
Kelly Bensimon - Selling Hamptons home.
31. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:41 AM
lol. this seriously made my night!