Oct 27 2009Irina Sheik in a bikini
Here's 20-year-old Brazilian supermodel Emanuela de Paula posing for Victoria's Secret yesterday in St. Barth's. I'm pretty sure if I ever had a chance to touch this woman's naked body I'd weep like I'd just seen the face of God kiss a baby that's flying on gossamer wings into a perfect golden sunset. Or immediately explode in my pants then lock myself in the bathroom until she promises to leave. Let's go with that last one. Ladies?
EDIT: Huge thanks to everyone who correctly pointed out this is Irina, and a special no-thanks to the photo agency whose labeling system could've at least gave me a reach-around.

Reader Comments
1. Frist fail - October 27, 2009 12:15 PM
Frist again!!!!1
2. cc - October 27, 2009 12:16 PM
nice
3. Punkg0nebad - October 27, 2009 12:17 PM
Doesn't she look a lot like Irina Sheik?
4. ororoeflskfsmflk - October 27, 2009 12:21 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
5. havoc - October 27, 2009 12:23 PM
Key words here....
20 year old.
Brazilian
Supermodel
Victoria's Secret
She looks delicious.....
.
6. DannyBoy - October 27, 2009 12:28 PM
QUE LINDA!! (that's portugues for what a babe!)
7. ******Krazy Hot Kelli******* - October 27, 2009 12:42 PM
Zhe doezn't have the Puzzy Puzzy like me though. I might let her lick me.
8. Yooarel.com - October 27, 2009 12:46 PM
Meh, not my type. Definitely not ugly, and I wouldn't say "no" to sex with her, but definitely not the type I "go after". I like cute/hot rocker/punk chicks. And not dark-skinned girls, either. That's kind of off putting to me... makes me think "leathery skin".
9. Georgeo - October 27, 2009 12:53 PM
Wow, what a fatass. Lose some weight, lardbucket.
10. The new math - October 27, 2009 1:04 PM
Apparently wafer thin + barely legal + swarthy = hot to little "men" (term used loosely) who need a fetus to make them feel bigger. Maybe you guys should hit the gym and lower your standards a tad because your dream girl doesn't want a fat 47 year old guy with bacne that lives in Mom's basement. Oh, but NONE of you fit that description right?
11. Manda - October 27, 2009 1:07 PM
In the first picture there (the one with her poochin her ass up in the air) looks like she took a shit (look on the beach right below her!) hahahahahaha..shit taker.
12. Attic Alan - October 27, 2009 1:09 PM
Hi #10 I am 52 and single and live in my Granny's attic. It's not that bad. Roomy in the middle but not on the sides where the roof hit's the floor/ceiling part. I am totally available and am willing to travel provided Gran's can help a niggah out with a dime to meet you. Or you can come here only after the ole girl is asleep.
Hmmmmmm?
13. jumpin_j - October 27, 2009 1:13 PM
I always click on these links featuring so and so in a bikini and wind up disappointed at least half the time. I think it the lack of boobies like with this chick. Just saying.
14. Nat - October 27, 2009 1:14 PM
Blah. Blah. Standard.
15. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - October 27, 2009 1:25 PM
Powerful thighs. Oh My!
16. ModelChick - October 27, 2009 1:36 PM
yeah...i don't think that's emanuela. not every dark skinned brazilian looks alike. emanuela is not just pretty but striking. this chick is just pretty. emanuela has naturally darker skin.
here's emanuela.
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/51/11/victoriasecret24_top.0.0.0x0.380x512.jpeg
17. Olya - October 27, 2009 1:39 PM
THAT'S IRINA SHAKE - A RUSSIAN MODEL!!!
18. Olya - October 27, 2009 1:41 PM
That's a russian model - Irina Sheik.
19. Mark - October 27, 2009 1:56 PM
She has a pretty face but she's hardly "smokin hot". She could use a few more curves. Definitely needs more ass. Nice color.
I guess #9 above was being sarcastic about being a lard bucket. She has no hips to hold her pants up.
20. abbz - October 27, 2009 2:42 PM
this makes me want to go to McDonalds. And thats saying something cause I hate McDonalds. i also hate militant feminists but i must admit this site is crazy degrading to my soul.
21. Sickitten - October 27, 2009 3:16 PM
Brazilian girls never have it all like some of those Russian and Czech women.
22. whatever - October 27, 2009 3:46 PM
so she's not completely ugly or out of shape or anything...but i don't see anything anywhere near 'perfection.' just doesn't seem that great. can't really dissect her into a million flaws, but i also can't see that extra something that makes her attractive.
...actually, maybe there is a flaw. i think i can see a mustache in a few shots. and i know she is a thin girl, so she's not gonna have huge ones, but i like a bit more boob...esp from a victoria's secret model.
23. The new math - October 27, 2009 4:45 PM
#12 that's TOTALLY different!!! I said BASEMENT! Everyone knows supermodels and their ilk are positively WET for attic dwellers!!
24. Jade - October 27, 2009 4:50 PM
This is Irina Sheik, a 23 year old russian supermodel. Here's the link with the evidence: http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?showtopic=3908&st=1840#entry1948879
25. 12 year old boy - October 27, 2009 5:08 PM
Why does she look like a man? She's too masculine for me
26. yuki - October 27, 2009 5:24 PM
its not emanuela de paula.
27. Buy a vibrator #10 - October 27, 2009 5:41 PM
#10 is a fat woman who can't get anyone to fuck her. No wonder she's angry.
28. Jim - October 27, 2009 5:44 PM
That ass looks tighter than a snare drum. I drill that slow and deep...
29. titsonsnack - October 27, 2009 5:45 PM
Haha love the first picture. Looks like she just took a dump in the sand.
30. Izzy - October 27, 2009 5:54 PM
Definitely Irina Shiek/Irina Shaykhlislamova, 23, from Russia, not Brazil. Check your facts, Superfish.
31. Smarm - October 27, 2009 5:55 PM
" 10. The new math - October 27, 2009 1:04 PM
Apparently wafer thin + barely legal + swarthy = hot to little "men" (term used loosely) who need a fetus to make them feel bigger. Maybe you guys should hit the gym and lower your standards a tad because your dream girl doesn't want a fat 47 year old guy with bacne that lives in Mom's basement. Oh, but NONE of you fit that description right?
"
We'll get right on that, right after you eat a dick. Jealous much? You do realize how pathetic that sounded, right? A few guys throw out random compliments about a beautiful woman that you resemble not one iota, and you go off on a tangent like a dumb cunt. Shut the fuck up, seriously. Funny how you come on here stereotyping the guys who visit this site yet youre here, probably at home trying to squeeze your humpback whale of an ass into your barcalounger w your oreos in one paw and a ham in the other, going back and forth between watching Springer and drooling all over your keyboard, all the while fantasizing that one of these posters w bacne would knock the dust off that lonely hole and put something in there other than this weeks produce special.
oh and welcome to superficial!
32. Izzy - October 27, 2009 5:56 PM
Sorry, Sheik. Typo. Oh the irony.
33. Rough intentions - October 27, 2009 6:17 PM
Really? thats a Russian broad? talk about dark and lovely...
34. Adriana - October 27, 2009 6:25 PM
In the name of all brazilian women, she definately looks brazilian! Not russian at all! And she even looks like Adriana Lima.
35. Turd the third - October 27, 2009 6:31 PM
Boring, nothing interesting about here at all. Nice shape but just boring. She is about as boring as this post. She looks like any of 100 "formula" models. Same shape same legs, no tits, no ass, just boring. I'd rather eat a big Mac than this thing that passes as a model. Did Turd say she was boring?
36. MCcains tumor - October 27, 2009 6:34 PM
Russian or Brazilian....who cares....i'll take two, one for each hand!! I also want to penetrate dat butt....thank you.
37. als10point - October 27, 2009 6:38 PM
@ 31, nice!
38. als10point - October 27, 2009 6:40 PM
...a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Oh phuck that BS, she sizzles!
39. Dr. Caring - October 27, 2009 6:51 PM
The U.S. has been overrun with fat girls, so here's what they're hoping to see as a comment:
"This girl is way too thin for me. I like a girl who looks like a WOMAN not a 13-year-old boy. A real woman, with a normal body: big flabby arms, saddlebag thighs, cankles, big triple-ripple "which bulge is the tits" belly, broad but somehow flat and saggy butt, ironically small boobs for being so overweight. Now THAT'S hot!!!"
Just waitin' to read that one...munchin' a candybar, sipping a grape soda...waitin'...
40. Live Girls - October 27, 2009 6:57 PM
Is that the Iron Sheik's daughter?
41. CrazyOldie - October 27, 2009 7:04 PM
that ass is begging for my special moisturizer
42. Randal(l) - October 27, 2009 7:38 PM
I agree with #10 this horrible pig of a woman is a hemorrhoid on societies corn hole. But because I feel so bad for that slovenly Pile or gross, I'll throw her a pity fuck. I guess I'm just a humanitarian that way.
Randal(l)
43. clpierced - October 27, 2009 7:59 PM
If i was a guy i would think she has a nice body. butttt since this is a "superficial" site i need to be mean. well i like it, alot :) im sorry people, but i hate tall women. whenever im at the bar i hate how the tall women basically step on me. im 5'1 and petite, wtf is up with massively tall women? butt (back to being nice) she is semi pretty, i hate dark brown hair and brown eyes..gross. but yes she has a nice body :)
i want it rough :)
44. Vinnie Mac - October 27, 2009 8:19 PM
Wow, I see the Iron Sheik has had some work done. Awesome job on the lipo dude, but the man boobs don't look so good.............What? Irina Sheik? Oh, never mind then.
45. tom - October 27, 2009 8:22 PM
iron sheik is looking a lot better than he did on opie and anothy.
i guess it's good the sheik is at the beach... just blame the piss stain on high tides.
46. dude_on - October 27, 2009 9:03 PM
Smarm that was legendary. I haven't read a beat down on a big bone like that since Slim Shady nuked all over Mariah. If you put a lil backbeat on that I'm thinking YouTube Platinum.
47. Kate - October 27, 2009 9:31 PM
She is fit! WOW! Great body!
Seriously, though, why must others of my gender get all huffy when men compliment women who aren't them?
48. Fumble - October 27, 2009 10:02 PM
Whats it going to be fish?
Does she smell like tacos or vodka? Yum.
Either way I could teach her some cue ball English in her corner pocket.
49. tall - October 27, 2009 10:23 PM
clpierced, i am a 5'9" woman who would stomp on your face at a bar. i hate short women. they look like trolls and dwarfs. they always looks fat, even if they are not. tall = hot.
50. clpierced - October 27, 2009 10:27 PM
hahaha clearly you are insecure about it. and if it makes u feel better and sleep at night you can pretend i am fat. and im sure your like really pretty right?! love you tallfuck :)
51. plessid - October 27, 2009 10:56 PM
tall and clpirced need to post pics. prob both fat ugly bitches none of is with a cock would fuck ... with someone elses dick.
52. plessid - October 27, 2009 10:56 PM
tall and clpirced need to post pics. prob both fat ugly bitches none of us with a cock would fuck ... with someone elses dick.
53. caber - October 27, 2009 10:58 PM
Amen plessid
54. vero - October 27, 2009 10:59 PM
tall and clpierced are both FAT CUNTS LOL
55. acai berry - October 27, 2009 11:30 PM
I agree about the not having a 23inch waist. Have you noticed how most models, (fashion, glamour etc) say that they have these measurements and yet never look alike body wise despite being all 5′9/5′10…..
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58. clpierced - October 28, 2009 8:49 AM
boys actually im quite attractive, but thanks though! and please diss me when im a young female commenting on a celebrity gossip site, while you are supposed to be a straight male posting on this site? dont you find that a little odd? hmmm,,well no hard feelngs! lovee youuu gay boys :)
59. JustJess - October 28, 2009 10:48 AM
#8 - Who gives a shit?
60. ook - October 28, 2009 11:02 AM
fish, you have the worst taste in women
61. miky - October 28, 2009 11:49 AM
i thought this was a gossip site not a site 4 men only
62. Larry Jones - October 28, 2009 12:28 PM
Good God. If theres a heaven and I hope to Christ there is, it will be filled with broads like this sitting naked and horny for us mere mortals to enjoy.
63. doesitmatterthatmuchgetoverit - October 28, 2009 12:36 PM
SERIOUSLY.....i am so tired of all the arguing over fat..skinny...anorexic...wtf...who gives a shit ..if you are skinny and miserable then so be it and if you are fat , plump and happy then so be it !!!!!! if a guy only wants to be with a girl because she is "hot" then that is just as bad as a girl wanting to be with a man only because he is "rich"...shallow people are just shallow and ignorant either way you look at it !!!!!! i am not a size 3 or a size 20 i feel that i am just right for my body type and what i have been through in life !!!! THE FUNNY THING IS i couldn't find a decent , loyal,and faithful guy when i was much younger and was what you would consider very "HOT" i had many boyfriends or guys that want to screw you of course because you are hot right ...well i am alot older now and have put on weight through out the course of my life ..not a ton of weight but compared to when i was in h.s. .and i have a man that accepts me either way and he knows i am beautiful and yes still sexy even with a little extra weight ....anyways my point is being skinny or "hot ' is great but it really only gets you so far in life and if a guy ONLY wants you for your looks then that just means you have low self esteem and will basically just let him use you for his own selfish ego!!!!! when you find a real guy that accepts you for who you are then thats all that matters !!!!!!!! I personally wouldnt deal with a jerk like that anyway even if he was "hot" because his selfish, cocky attitude would make me sick sooner or later so all you men out there that think all woman should be a certain way or look a certain way ..grow the hell up and get over yourself !!!!!
64. deddog - October 28, 2009 1:31 PM
i agree, clpierced and that tall girl should both have to post their pics in order to continue enjoying their superficial privileges... apparently the tall one has something to prove
65. SHORT-N-SWEET - October 28, 2009 2:11 PM
#49......TALL does not always + hot darlin...sometimes it ='s ..OAF.....and of cousre you will be stompin on peeps faces at bars cause u 2 damn tall 2 c anyone in ur way....sit down oafy lookin lady
66. SHORT-N-SWEET - October 28, 2009 2:11 PM
#49......TALL does not always + hot darlin...sometimes it ='s ..OAF.....and of cousre you will be stompin on peeps faces at bars cause u 2 damn tall 2 c anyone in ur way....sit down oafy lookin lady
67. spicycy - October 28, 2009 2:58 PM
yeaaahhh i dunno. first picture is sexy.. the rest are zzzz. way to be strategic
68. sheaskank - October 28, 2009 3:31 PM
she looks like a stretched out too tall too skinny ugly faced broad that pervs jerk off too all over the world.what a loser
69. sheaskank - October 28, 2009 3:32 PM
she looks like a stretched out too tall too skinny ugly faced broad that pervs jerk off too all over the world.what a loser
70. 2TALL - October 28, 2009 3:49 PM
AMAZON WOMEN...GEEEEZZZZZZ
71. emma - October 28, 2009 4:23 PM
yeh she is hot if that if your type but to me she looks a little fake sexy rather than real sexy like say scarlett johansen or natalia vodianova- and im not a fan of black hair with super dark skin- no offence but to me its not sexy.still that is my personal preferences- i can see for guys who go for that type she is smoking- why does everyone on this site have to bad mouth someone who is attractive just because they personally are not attracted to that look?
she ticks all the boxes so im not going to say she is ugly but just not the type of girl i personally would stare at- im straight by the way so by my type i guess i mean she is not the kind of girl i would be jealous of or be in awe of but i cant deny she is a very attractive woman- more power to her!
as for the short tall debate- guys generally prefer short girls- tall girls are genearlly only seen as hot if they are also model thin whereas a short girl can pull off curves much better- look a curves on scarlett johansen- if she was tall there would be too "much" there for the average guy but because she is short she doenst take up so much space so guys are ok with it.
72. The new math - October 28, 2009 4:59 PM
Oh you sad tny pricked slobs are so SO predictable, let's see, I'm fat, can't get laid, bla bla bla. If you had any clue what I looked like you'd wish you could suck your own teeny cock rather than whack off with the tweezers you usually use. Don't forget to play with your withered balls. Let me ask you this....what on earth would make you think that some uber babe would hook up with a pea brained slob like you or your ilk? If I WAS fat, you should be nice to me because fat pussy would be something you should be grateful for. Girls LAUGH at guys like you. Believe it or not, I am a personal trainer that could crush your retarded cro magnon melons with my tan thighs. Stupid pussies.
73. The new math - October 28, 2009 5:14 PM
By the way, I LOVE it when I actually get under your skin.....truth hurt? Fat chicks can lose weight...I watch it happen everyday. So you can resent them for being fat or you can resent them for being hot and not doing a THING for you but laughing at how pathetic you are in your t shirt with the spaghetti sauce stain on it. Either way you are a misogynist loser with a bus pass and a gut like a duffle bag. Now. Isn't it time I go meet with another client and you log onto that chi-mo fetish site? Fucktards.
74. GEEZLAWEEZ - October 28, 2009 5:16 PM
#72 calm down there crazy woman.and yes we are sure you could crush us all with your thighs..fat ass..and u probably have no tits either
75. Darth - October 28, 2009 8:27 PM
Imma getting in the mood for holiday!
76. THAT_GIRL_JENN - October 28, 2009 10:12 PM
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
SHE LOOKS LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY, GROSS, AND SO MANY MEN FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE??? WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO GAY AND JUST FUCK MEN SINCE YOU REALLY WANT TO?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
77. blasto - October 28, 2009 10:44 PM
The Irina Sheik looks great in a bikini, glad she shaved her mustache, grew hair, lost weight and became a woman, way sexier than when she was a wrestling villian in the WWF
78. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 12:20 AM
wow.. she's SO hot!
79. wtf - October 29, 2009 10:26 AM
SHE HAS 2 STICK HER ASS OUT SO FAR JUST 2 LOOK LIKE SHE HAS 1
80. wtf - October 29, 2009 10:26 AM
SHE HAS 2 STICK HER ASS OUT SO FAR JUST 2 LOOK LIKE SHE HAS 1