Oct 16 2009Courteney Cox in a bikini

See, girls? Simply being not-fat is enough for you to be seen as attractive. You don't need anything else. Like Ms. Cox here.

My 98 year old grandmother has a better body than Lohan

Looks great.

Ya, so easy not to be fat if you are a normal person who works 40 hours a week, don't have a chef, housekeeper or a nanny and no money or time for pilates class. ASSHOLE!

"Ya, so easy not to be fat if you are a normal person who works 40 hours a week, don't have a chef, housekeeper or a nanny and no money or time for pilates class."

Overweight women always whine about external reasons why they're overweight, when in fact it's a deficit in self-discipline.

I applaud Courteney Cox's self-esteem. She thinks enough of herself to employ the discipline required to stay trim and attractive while all around her lazy women are braying that being fat is normal.

Not bad at all, though she's lucky her body isn't all pointy like her face.

wow u people are bitches

@5

Yea, one looks at her gleaming pumped-with-botox face and you can totally tell she has great self-esteem.

Not that I support the whole "We're fat and we don't care!" movement, but honestly. Try using a different word to describe this hopelessly vain and useless creature who hasn't been remotely relevant since the 90's.

Start with smaller portions, then add exercise.

Holy shit!

#5 i hear your mom is a lard ass.

Jim, how much do you weigh? Just curious.

Anyway, I agree that if you make a little time, you can have a healthy body at any age. However, #4 is right. Her job is to look good and "act." I make time for working out, etc....but where I fail is my cooking. Tonight we grilled steaks, baked potatoes, etc. Last night I make chicken scampi. Cooking healthy isn't my forte...and it's not easy unless you have plenty of ingredients that are hard to find and bland taste-buds.

I know lots of women who "work 40 hours a week, don't have a chef, housekeeper or a nanny and no money or time for pilates class" who somehow manage to remain in decent shape. I think they use what they call "a sensible diet combined with moderate exercise" or some such.

They might be witches.

Should we burn them? I say we burn them.

who gives a fuck.

I would go to TOWN ON HER!!!! and # 4. I work over 40hrs a week a d find gym time. I sure having kids is tough but you can find a way. anyone could.

I'm sure Courtney has a bit more time, and purpose, for body maintenance, but she is proof a 45 year old doesn't have to look like 2 lbs of shit in a 1 lb bag.

A friend of mine works 40 hours a week, has a kid AND goes to college full time. She is in AMAZING shape, I applaud her and myself for PUTTING DOWN THE FORK. I'm not 100% skinny, but you have to have a good attitude to begin with, otherwise you might as well sit on the couch with your ONLY two best buddies... Ben and Jerry. Cause they will listen to you complain about how you can't get off ur lazy ass and even go for a WALK. it WONT kill you, but your kankles might!

Man, I've had a crush on her since Masters of the Universe...

... and she still looks great. Body is on point, too. Jen Aniston & Courtney Cox >>>>>>>> Angelina Jolie (who is actually younger).

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I M FAT!

god damn she's fucking sexy. she's getting pretty old too, and still hotter than most chicks half her age.

People make it way too complicated to stay in shape. All you need to do is eat less calories than you burn off. You don't need to cook well, don't need to exercise much. The only way to get fat is eating too much. That's all. All of the excuses about personal chefs, trainers, etc... is a bunch of trash. My mom had 5 kids and still stayed in great shape by simply watching what she ate and exercising a few times a week. Not very hard. But it is if you can't put down the tub of ice cream, order the mocha-frappaccino on the way to work, and eat value meals at McD's 5 days a week. Mental discipline.

daamn SHES works OUT look at her shoulders and quads!! secret to looking great when ur old.. women lose 50% of their muscle mass after age 30 till 35. HIT THE WEIGHTS ido o :-)

and honestly people its not THAT hard to be beautiful, genetics!! my moms 57 and looks like shes 40, when she was 40, she looked 20. she eats whatever she wants and has ALWAYS been 115 lbs, 5'6" with a 25 inch waist. Beautiful people stay beautiful :-) im so lucky :-D

This woman was on a hit TV show for about 12 years and now has another show....exactly how many hours do you think she works? I'll give you a hint....ALL FUCKING DAY.....that's how long....shut up with the crap about not having enough time to work out and eat less fat pig...

seriously? not all fat people gorge on food all god damn day. some of us actually have medical conditions.. slow metaolism.. hypothyroidism, PCOS.. whatever. Yeah, we could work our asses off at the gym a million times a week... but why? why work so hard so people wont judge you? i certainly dont give a damn what anyone else thinks enough to spend all my time in a gym or counting calories

You don't even have to exercise to stay thin- it only makes you healthier. Just eat less calories than you use. I think this would be easier with a regular job since there is less time to eat and more work to occupy the time. I stay at home with my kids so I am right next to my kitchen all day. I snack every hour or two all day long, but only weigh 110. It would be easy if I was gone at work with no fridge nearby.. then again I don't eat fast food.

I will tell you from experience that by transitioning to an organic and unprocessed diet the weight will just fall off. You gain weight by eating calories without nutrients. The body utilizes vitamins and fat together. If you eat fat or sugar without nutrients then the body will store it as fat. So eat your veggies fried in a stick of butter.

YOU TELL IT RILEY! i wish i was as strong as you

Riley -- over 60% of Americans are overweight/obese. I'm sure not all 60% have medical conditions to blame. In reality, a very small percentage are fat due to medical conditions .... everyone else is just looking for an excuse.
And you exercise and eat well for your own sake, to get HEALTHY, not to gain acceptance and so "people won't judge you" (although that is a nice plus).
And it's really hard to be overweight (the ranges for each height are so generous) unless you constantly binge-eat.

I love her....loves monica gellar. Haha but i hate to stereotype her, but you know how it goes. She's hot though. But i want to hear lots. P. S. i don't know what i wanted to tell you about but it was important. Fuck my life. I love you.

The reason she looks as good as she does, James Woods dumped her years ago and she has something to prove. Great body, but you know that her vagina is as dry as death valley. Plus, when she talks its a definite erection kill.

Why is there any debate about her looking good, or being in good shape. When you are on tv or film you get paid to look a certain way. If they need you to be fat, you put on weight. If they need you be thin they pay for your trainers or send you to a surgen. It is that simply. Hollywood beauty and everyday woman beauty are different. And hollywood beauty for the most part is a farce.

i'm really glad most of the comments showed generosity. it's a really sad reflection on a society when a large proportion (OUCH - really, no pun was intended) of americans want to put down a girls for keeping her shit together past her thirties! I'm thirty six and had a very decent body all my life, and now have a great body as i just grew out of that phase of eating too much crap that I didn't need and don't have time for TV. i never diet. don't go to the gym and have a child. I think people like courtney are a better role model that the yo yo dieters seen loading up at taco bell.

i'm really glad most of the comments showed generosity. it's a really sad reflection on a society when a large proportion (OUCH - really, no pun was intended) of americans want to put down a girls for keeping her shit together past her thirties! I'm thirty six and had a very decent body all my life, and now have a great body as i just grew out of that phase of eating too much crap that I didn't need and don't have time for TV. i never diet. don't go to the gym and have a child. I think people like courtney are a better role model that the yo yo dieters seen loading up at taco bell.

more please

Better than I expected. She had some bony years didn't she?

Always liked Courtney except for the veiny bird feet sticking out of her sandals. Aniston has nice feet and still covers them up half the time.

She looks good for her age, however in that first picture her belly button looks an awful lot like a small anus....I think I need to fuck it.........

That's right, #8. It's Courtney's fault, a character flaw, that she looks like that.

And I'd be willing to bet that you, on the other hand, are so busy being "useful" and "relevant" that you don't have time to maintain anything like a weight level proportionate to your height.

Let alone something like her level of success in your field of endeavor.

Hey I just find a millionaire boyfriend at Ukwealthymen.com. Try this site out if you want a wealthy lifestyle too!

I'd bang her.

Eat 2-3 meals a day, in a year youll get close to look like her...
stop woofing down donuts, cakes, anything that comes in doubles...with melted cheese...raiding the fridge @ 2am, eating when happy, sad, or any sentiments...dont forget to walk...you dont need to be a gym rat. Fat fucks...

This is not a forum of discussion on whether "we" the public are fat or not. "We" do not care; "we" are here to dissect celebrities. This column is called The Superficial; ie: celebs. Keep your own selves out of it!
Now...Court looks good at 45. She looked good at 35. She'll look good at 55 if she wishes to continue to be a PAID celebrity. End of story.

Busy Phillips could stand to drop a few.

Where are all the 'tards talking about how great Pamela Anderson looked for being over 40? They need to take a serious look at PA then take a good look at CC and realize that PA is used up.

Never been a fan of CC but her body looks great for her age. Work done or not.

She's a super MILF...

Fat girls, please, don't compound your problems by being bitter. It makes you doubly unattractive. Courteney looks great because she doesn't overeat. Not overeating literally costs no money or time, so anybody can do it. NO EXCUSES.

Wow - she has a nice, tight body. No big fat chunky cellulite thighs on her. Nice natural rack on her too. The other chick is a bit chunky, she should go on a diet and drop about 30 pounds.

# 41's right. Why are we talking about us? Let's get back to what's important....and that's pointing out every single possible flaw in celebrities.

And speaking of flaws....does she have any? Other than being married to David Arquette?

@48 -- Short legs and a bit of cellulite on them, but that's genetics.

she looks absolutely fantastic. period. end of.

Wow! She looks great!!!

ps, what's with all the totally uneccessarily rude and obnoxious comments?

Someone needs to show these pics to Britney Spears and her fans.

Didn't take long for the chubby girls to say it's impossible to look thin and fit unless you're rich and have personal trainers and plastic surgery.

Or, you can decide not to eat like a pig, because you don't want to look like one.

She looks amazing. Forget about 40, she looks better than most 25 year olds.

OK to break it down for all you uneducated,self obsessed fools..there are numerous reasons why someone is overweight...have you ever heard of i have better things to do with my time than worry about every little calorie ...also there is a thing called motherhood and it effects all women in different ways ..some can bounce back and others have to work at it alot more (big deal ) speaking from experience , if your child is healthy thats all that really matters unless of course you are a selfish a-hole then you can worry about your own looks more than bringing a beautiful child into this wack ass world ...also i know quite a few girls that are on the ghevy side due to becoming sober fgrom drugs and alcohol . your body will automatically hold on to more fat because it is in fear of being starved again ..i know from personal experience that my own weight gain has been from pregnancy ...quitting drugs and alcohol and just caring more about things in life than pleasing selfish stuck up people !!!!!!! GROW UP AND GET OVER URSELFS ....IF U DONT LIKE THE WAY SOMEONE LOOKS.... OH WELL ....WHY WASTE YOUR TIME PICKING OUT THE NEGATIVES ON OTHER PEOPLE WHEN YOU HAVE PLENTY OF YOUR OWN !!!!!!

I work over 40 hours a week, don't have a chef, do have wife and kids and desk job and blah fucking blah.

In other words, I'm just like most other middle-aged guys, except I'm not fat. It takes motivation to be healthy and look good. People who adopt the victim mentality piss me off.

Want proof? Slightly gay shirtless pics at the link above.

@55 Me09:

Fuck off. No one cares about your mommy troubles or your screaming brat. Your post proves you are no longer attractive to men. You are, however, attractive to other fat, whiney cows who blame their deteriorated appearance on their own children.

Thank God I'm not tethered to you for the rest of my life.

# 57 obviously your slut of a mom did a great job teaching you class and respect ...what a wonderful ,delightful person you have become ....your slut mommy and dead beat father must be so proud of the scum you have turned out to be !!!!

# 57 obviously your slut of a mom did a great job teaching you class and respect ...what a wonderful ,delightful person you have become ....your slut mommy and dead beat father must be so proud of the scum you have turned out to be !!!!

#57..LETS GET BACK TO REALITY HERE #57...I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL, RESPECTFUL , WELL MANNERED CHILD , I HAVE A MAN THAT LOVES ME FOR WHO I AM AND NOT 4 WHAT I LOOK LIKE ( WHICH BY THE WAY IM SURE IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIMPLY , UNEDUCATED LONELY DOG RAPING FLAT ASS !!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE I CHOSE TO BECOME A MOMMY AND NOT BE A SELFISH LITTLE PUKE LIKE YOU IS MY CHOICE AND THE BENEFITS OF MOTHERHOOD SURPASS THE NEGATIVES BY FAR ...OMG I GAINED A FEW POUNDS DURING PREGNANCY...ALERT THE PRESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROW UP YOU LONELY LITTLE NERD ...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A FAMILY OTHER THAN THE SHIT HOLE YOU LIVE IN RIGHT NOW WITH YOUR CRACK HEAD MOM AND DICK SUCKING FATHER !!!!!! GOOD LUCK IN LIFE DOUCHEBAG LOOSER

#57..LETS GET BACK TO REALITY HERE #57...I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL, RESPECTFUL , WELL MANNERED CHILD , I HAVE A MAN THAT LOVES ME FOR WHO I AM AND NOT 4 WHAT I LOOK LIKE ( WHICH BY THE WAY IM SURE IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIMPLY , UNEDUCATED LONELY DOG RAPING FLAT ASS !!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE I CHOSE TO BECOME A MOMMY AND NOT BE A SELFISH LITTLE PUKE LIKE YOU IS MY CHOICE AND THE BENEFITS OF MOTHERHOOD SURPASS THE NEGATIVES BY FAR ...OMG I GAINED A FEW POUNDS DURING PREGNANCY...ALERT THE PRESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROW UP YOU LONELY LITTLE NERD ...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A FAMILY OTHER THAN THE SHIT HOLE YOU LIVE IN RIGHT NOW WITH YOUR CRACK HEAD MOM AND DICK SUCKING FATHER !!!!!! GOOD LUCK IN LIFE DOUCHEBAG LOOSER

#57..LETS GET BACK TO REALITY HERE #57...I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL, RESPECTFUL , WELL MANNERED CHILD , I HAVE A MAN THAT LOVES ME FOR WHO I AM AND NOT 4 WHAT I LOOK LIKE ( WHICH BY THE WAY IM SURE IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIMPLY , UNEDUCATED LONELY DOG RAPING FLAT ASS !!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE I CHOSE TO BECOME A MOMMY AND NOT BE A SELFISH LITTLE PUKE LIKE YOU IS MY CHOICE AND THE BENEFITS OF MOTHERHOOD SURPASS THE NEGATIVES BY FAR ...OMG I GAINED A FEW POUNDS DURING PREGNANCY...ALERT THE PRESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROW UP YOU LONELY LITTLE NERD ...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A FAMILY OTHER THAN THE SHIT HOLE YOU LIVE IN RIGHT NOW WITH YOUR CRACK HEAD MOM AND DICK SUCKING FATHER !!!!!! GOOD LUCK IN LIFE DOUCHEBAG LOOSER

me09, you don't need to post 3 times, your potty mouth and CAPS are sufficient enough to express your drama seeking persona... better hopes nothing happens to your husband under obama care, because your worthless existence is only beautiful under his eye

WELL LAST TIME I CHECKED IT IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY SO I GUESS I CAN POST AS MANY TIMES REALLY AS I WANT .......IF YOU ARE SO OFFENDED BY "POTTY MOUTH" THEN YOU PROBABLY ARE TO YOUNG AND IMMATURE TO BE ON THIS SITE ANYWAY AND YOU PROBABLY SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO WACKIN IT IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT !!!!!! OH AND THANKGOD I HAVE A HIGH PAYING JOB WITH GREAT BENEFITS TOO F.Y.I. !!! SO JUST SCURRY ON BACK TO YOUR LITTLE HOLE IN THE WALL LIFE AND LEAVE THE ADULT CONVERSATIONS TO THE ADULTS ... GOD BLESS

WELL LAST TIME I CHECKED IT IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY SO I GUESS I CAN POST AS MANY TIMES REALLY AS I WANT .......IF YOU ARE SO OFFENDED BY "POTTY MOUTH" THEN YOU PROBABLY ARE TO YOUNG AND IMMATURE TO BE ON THIS SITE ANYWAY AND YOU PROBABLY SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO WACKIN IT IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT !!!!!! OH AND THANKGOD I HAVE A HIGH PAYING JOB WITH GREAT BENEFITS TOO F.Y.I. !!! SO JUST SCURRY ON BACK TO YOUR LITTLE HOLE IN THE WALL LIFE AND LEAVE THE ADULT CONVERSATIONS TO THE ADULTS ... GOD BLESS

WELL LAST TIME I CHECKED IT IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY SO I GUESS I CAN POST AS MANY TIMES REALLY AS I WANT .......IF YOU ARE SO OFFENDED BY "POTTY MOUTH" THEN YOU PROBABLY ARE TO YOUNG AND IMMATURE TO BE ON THIS SITE ANYWAY AND YOU PROBABLY SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO WACKIN IT IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT !!!!!! OH AND THANKGOD I HAVE A HIGH PAYING JOB WITH GREAT BENEFITS TOO F.Y.I. !!! SO JUST SCURRY ON BACK TO YOUR LITTLE HOLE IN THE WALL LIFE AND LEAVE THE ADULT CONVERSATIONS TO THE ADULTS ... GOD BLESS

God dam ppl, you one rough dog!

# 63 ppl go find a man/woman that would actually take care of you and then you can have an opinion btw you sound like a prude that has never been laid ......go get laid

wtf, I could back and there're 3 replies... ME09, stop changing ID and posting hater mail...you are really pathetic

#69 well if you knew your ass from a hole in the ground you will see that you obviously are the pathetic one that can't spell or even use correct puncuation for crying out loud !!!!!!!! i think it is time for you to leave your parent's basement and go get an education !! don't forget to shave your back first and maybe take quick shower that's what people do now a days !!!!!!!!!!

#69 well if you knew your ass from a hole in the ground you will see that you obviously are the pathetic one that can't spell or even use correct puncuation for crying out loud !!!!!!!! i think it is time for you to leave your parent's basement and go get an education !! don't forget to shave your back first and maybe take quick shower that's what people do now a days !!!!!!!!!!

#69 well if you knew your ass from a hole in the ground you will see that you obviously are the pathetic one that can't spell or even use correct puncuation for crying out loud !!!!!!!! i think it is time for you to leave your parent's basement and go get an education !! don't forget to shave your back first and maybe take quick shower that's what people do now a days !!!!!!!!!!

#56, wish my husband would work out like you. Shit...I can't even throw a pizza into a gym to get him to walk inside.

Eh, I'm 25...in decent shape. I blame Mitral valve prolapse.

@ Me09:

Well, if you mean that my "slut" Mom never blamed her fat, lumpy body on her own children (like you do) then you are correct.

Here's a few tips that most men won't tell you, fatty:

Men don't care about your pregnancy woes.

Men don't like your embroidered denim "mommy"  vest or your favorite shit-encrusted sweatpants. We want you dress like you care about what we think of you. Have some goddamn respect for yourself.

Men still want to fuck a vagina, not hear about what came out of it or how it has "affected" you. If you associate negative imagery with the one last physical part of your body that we actually want, we will go somewhere else for pussy and eventually leave you. This is why strip clubs and hookers stay in business. Strippers don't make excuses for their weight, and many have had kids...the difference is we aren't forced to hear about how their kids have ruined their bodies.    

Men would like you to at least make an attempt to remain as attractive as you were when we first met you, before you shat out your kids and blamed your blimp body on them.

Eat a salad, you fat pig. Or maybe get knocked up again so at least you have a fresh excuse.   

Wow, someone definitely hit a sore point with me09. She obviously took the pregnancy as an excuse to eat as much as she wanted and sit around. Now she's horribly obese and doesn't have the discipline to eat less calories and lose the weight. And her husband probably is disappointed with how she looks now and can no longer keep an erection around her. That sucks.

#74, we think the same about you. We don't care about the weight you gained in college while you were in a fraternity. We don't care about your important desk job that keeps you from making it to the gym. And we damn sure don't want to give head to someone whose gut sticks out farther than your penis. Kind of like you dont want to make love to a woman whose stomach sticks out farther than her boobs. My point is that while I agree with you, stop making it strictly a woman's issue. More men than women are overweight.

#74 ... its so funny that you are so opinionated and such a total p.o.s. !!!!! you have no clue what it takes to have a child !!! theres is nothing in this world that your sorry ass can say that can compare with what i have accomplished in life and what my personal choices are ...and as far as your OLD HAG of a mother im sure she been so ashamed that she even gave birth to such a LITTLE PIG like you and thats why she is a crack head old hag !!!! i feel sorry for you ...i know you have no girlfriend or even a sorry piece of ass for that matter and YOU ARE ONE OF THE SLEAZY ,SWEATY LONELY JERK OFFS SITTIN IN A STRIP CLUB WITH ROTTEIN NASTY SNATCH ALL AROUND YOU ...THATS OK WE UNDERSTAND YOU ARE DESPERATE AND WILL GO 2 THE CORNER FOR YOUR NEXT PIECE OF ASS .......WATCH OUT YOUR MOM IS ON THAT CORNER SOMEWHERE 2 !!!!!!!

#74 ... its so funny that you are so opinionated and such a total p.o.s. !!!!! you have no clue what it takes to have a child !!! theres is nothing in this world that your sorry ass can say that can compare with what i have accomplished in life and what my personal choices are ...and as far as your OLD HAG of a mother im sure she been so ashamed that she even gave birth to such a LITTLE PIG like you and thats why she is a crack head old hag !!!! i feel sorry for you ...i know you have no girlfriend or even a sorry piece of ass for that matter and YOU ARE ONE OF THE SLEAZY ,SWEATY LONELY JERK OFFS SITTIN IN A STRIP CLUB WITH ROTTEIN NASTY SNATCH ALL AROUND YOU ...THATS OK WE UNDERSTAND YOU ARE DESPERATE AND WILL GO 2 THE CORNER FOR YOUR NEXT PIECE OF ASS .......WATCH OUT YOUR MOM IS ON THAT CORNER SOMEWHERE 2 !!!!!!!

# 75...I WISH YOU WERE RIGHT BUT ACTUALLY I THINK THIS SHIT IS SO HILARIOUS.......ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT MY MAN NOT BEING ABLE TO KEEP AN ERECTION AROUND ME .....HONEY I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SATISFY MY MAN !!!!!!!!!!! DONT BE JEALOUS ......THERE ARE PLENTY OF HOOKERS WITH FLIES COMIN OUT OF THEIR HOLE WAITIN FOR YOU DOWN ON THE CORNER WITH YOUR MOM ......AND # 74 IS SO DESPERATE HE WILL DO YA 2

# 75...I WISH YOU WERE RIGHT BUT ACTUALLY I THINK THIS SHIT IS SO HILARIOUS.......ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT MY MAN NOT BEING ABLE TO KEEP AN ERECTION AROUND ME .....HONEY I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SATISFY MY MAN !!!!!!!!!!! DONT BE JEALOUS ......THERE ARE PLENTY OF HOOKERS WITH FLIES COMIN OUT OF THEIR HOLE WAITIN FOR YOU DOWN ON THE CORNER WITH YOUR MOM ......AND # 74 IS SO DESPERATE HE WILL DO YA 2

#76....NOW THATS A WOMAN WITH A BRAIN !!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK

#76....NOW THATS A WOMAN WITH A BRAIN !!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK

@76:

Point taken, but we're not talking about me. My comments were directed to a fat piece of shit that blames her own kids for her own inability to eat an apple once in awhile. When was the last time heard a dude blame his college beer gut on his own child?

And FYI to "me09":

Your husband is already looking for pussy. I GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE it. Either that or a gun so he can put a bullet in his head to avoid returning to the fat-fuck at home who doesn't think her appearance matters to him anymore. Who could blame him? 

All you Americans need help. You're either scrawny little pukes who smell like vomit and live on nicotine or you weigh 600lbs and eat nothing but fast and junk foods. Can't you be normal. Eat and enjoy life, exercise and enjoy life and simply enjoy your f-ing lives????!!!!!!!!!

83 You sound ignorant. A woman's body changes during 9 months of pregnancy, and even if you eat well and exercise throughout pregnancy, it can and usually does change the shape of your body. Some women get stretch marks and skin that becomes loose and hangs down even if you go back to a size 2. It's a bit different than some guy drinking beer in college. How does that even relate to children? Me-09 wasn't blaming her children either. Just pointing out that pregnancy changes a body.
Plus, you don't know what she looks like, you're just assuming she looks morbidly obese, but since you can't see her, you have no idea. There are also many people both men and women who value the whole essence of a person, not just the outer package. But those are usually people with a heart and soul, and some maturity.

Hey fat girls! Word of advice: Put down the keyboard, take the chicken leg out of your mouth, and go get some exercise. Sitting around in your fat pants while stuffing your blowhole with Bon Bons and typing on internet blogs is just going to make your overstuffed sausage body even less attractive to extremely handsome and successful men such as myself.

Oh come on you guys you'd jump her bones if you had a chance .

Actually, South Beach diet is quite effective and something you can do for life without it ultimately killing you like Atkins. Exercise always helps, but reducing carbs is huge. Doing both really is easy and within everyone's reach.

You'll be glad you did. Trust me, I know.

Not talking about bodies changing. Talking about blaming others for your fat-fuck habits.

Pregnancy does not give you a "free pass" to stop trying to look good for your man. Men lust after Courtney Cox for this reason. Fat mommies hate her for it.

If you ask any man brave enough to tell you the truth, they would agree. Sorry fatties. 

Wow, such assholes here.

Cox looks great - she's also an actress with great genes with a strict exercise and eating regime - the kind of crap no normal person would put up with if the career didn't depend on it.

Body weight and appearance has to do with genetics. If everyone were to exercise and to eat the same number of calories per day, there would still be a range of body types, from super thin to very chubby. Some women are naturally tall and slender, and do not gain weight easily. Some women are short and stocky, and gain weight easily.

Endomorph - Endomorph - Mesomorph, jackasses. It's hardwired. Penn Gillette will never look like Seth Greene and Rihanna will never look like Cindy Crawford.

My body weight - and the weight of other women - is none of you guys' businesses. Got it?

STFU unless you wish for me to rant about Santa pot bellies, pervs with no brainpower and gross old men who smell like beer while hitting on young girls way out of their league...

Very nice, I miss friends. All we have now are the re-runs.

Lazy fat pigs with no self-discipline making every excuse in the world why they should be considered "normal".

Anyway, Courteney Cox looks great - a direct result of never letting herself go. And that expression - letting yourself go - exists for a reason, fatties. Stop making excuses.

P.S. It's petty and ridiculous to expect all women to look like Courtney Cox. The misogynists and anti-woman Hollywood types have really overrun our culture - that's why you will see murdered women in the popular news websites like TMZ, but half the comments deride how she looks - as if it matters!

Some of us are lazy, some are old, some have multiple kids (if you think this doesn't affect weight I encourage you to look at a body chart at the doctor's office showing pregnancy - HUGE changes!). Some of us simply enjoy to eat until full, some of us have trouble losing or putting on weight so we just settle where our bodies feel most comfortable, others have pursuits outside of calorie counting and bikini modeling, others have no desire to have super arrogant jocks comment on their pert asses, and still others remain thin or fat with unhealthy habits - like Lohan's coke diet, or by not sleeping enough or binging on fried foods.

My explanation is not an excuse or a whine - it's a 'we all have different priorities', and fuck you guys hiding behind a computer screen venting your loathing for all fat people, women in particular, as lazy, or comparing them to a morbidly obese chic clinging to a chicken leg. Date a thin woman already and leave the ego, the arrogance, and the rest of us the fuck alone. Your hatefulness is not going to change anyone. Mind your own business if you have a problem and need to micromanage everyone else's cellulite.

I knew several vegans who participate in athletic workshops but are on the overweight side. I also knew several extremely thin people who live on junk food and don't exercise. Genes! Like me - I'm 130 pounds and get daily activity, but I have high cholesterol - my aunt is morbidly obese, 45 years older, and has low cholesterol! Neither of us look like Cox, either.

BUT I WANT TO EAT TWO TWINKIES AT A TIME - ONE FOR EACH NOSTRIL!

err...I mean, Hollywood's beauty ideal is unhealthy...or something...

...did I just hear cellophane ripping??? ...be right back...

92 Steve - lol I'm pretty sure you would never say that to people's faces, because they would take you as a bum or a jackass.

"Average" is a size 12. Got it? Most women in this country are a size 12 - not a size 2, or 4 as is loved on television.

Most supermodels are a size zero have a BMI of under 18 - close to starvation mode - which poses as many health risks as being obese. To weight 120 pounds at 5'10" is not normal and it is not average.

Cox is hot, I love the way she looks but most people do not look like such a babe, no matter how little they "let themselves go" !

"Average" in a country where 2/3 of adults are overweight most certainly doesn't mean "healthy" much less attractive.

There's research now documenting what's called "the fat gap" - the tendency of people to underestimate how overweight they are, because they compare themselves to similarly overweight people they see every day. It's a public health problem, that's why there's government-funded research on it now (how can we motivate the public to get to healthier bodyweights if they don't think the eat-less/exercise-more message applies to them?).

So-called "fat acceptable" thinking is unhealthy. Nobody at a healthy weight debates that. It's exclusively an advocacy position of fat people.

She is the hottest woman on television. I DEFY YOU to name someone hotter.

Wow, almost 100 comments, and #1 said it all - mostly, she's hot because she's older and hasn't become fat. By her age, 90% of American women have bellies and saddlebag thighs. They look like deflating tires.

"I'm a beautiful cunt" End translation

#93, take your logic and correct analysis elsewhere!

Yeah, I'm one of the most unhealthy skinny people you will ever meet. I am seriously eating rotel dip, drinking a Bud light lime, and watching the Alabama game...and I could care less.

100 - lol, so is my brother. He lives on McDonalds, regularly stays up 36 hours, and still weighs around 120 pounds. Lots of skinny people exercise and eat right, but not all of them. :)

96 -

"So-called "fat acceptable" thinking is unhealthy. "

Sure, but health goes beyond weight. It has to do with what you eat and how much you exercise. And staying the same weight over time is generally healthier than yo-yoing up and down on fad plans. Weight alone is not a good indicator of health, except at extremes.

I'm only here critiquing the bullshit, put-down-every girl above a 20 BMI or unattractive mindset of the arrogant douche bags on this site who make it their personal cause to attack females only. They claim all average or heavier women are lazy, and all thin women take care of themselves. According to the book "the Obesity Myth" a bmi of under 18 (most supermodels) puts someone at the same early mortality risk of having a bmi over 35. Thin is not always great, and fat is not always terrible. Cox is lovely, fat is generally unattractive, health is valuable - those things I won't dispute. But I'm tired of the misogyny of guys who host bash fests of normal people going about their lives with less than perfect habits. Celebrity standards should NOT apply to everyone and few people have the diligence or the genes needed to look as smoking as Cox. It doesn't make everyone else lazy.

"It doesn't make everyone else lazy."

No, but it makes you fat piece-of-shit if you blame your Twinkie habits on the birth of your children.

Twinkies?? Gross, who really eats those? I do have a penchant for olives though, delish.

___Sugarloves-C O M___the rich laddy and men who are rich and successful to support and pamper youwho will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.

"Sure, but health goes beyond weight. It has to do with what you eat and how much you exercise. And staying the same weight over time is generally healthier than yo-yoing up and down on fad plans. Weight alone is not a good indicator of health, except at extremes."

What a straw-man position. Of course health is complex - the human body is complex. Medical science is complex. But, all things being equal - meaning, take two people and make them equal about what they eat, how they exercise, etc. - and the person who eats a lot and is overweight is less healthy. Period.

Even more of a straw man is the constant reference to anorexia. That's a microscopic problem (less than 1% of the population) compared to being overweight (more than 2/3 of the population). Besides, anorexia is caused by neurotic parenting (especially neurotic moms torturing their daughters about their bodies). The "media" part is total bs - 100% of girls are exposed to pictures of models and actresses, and most of those girls become overweight, only a tiny percentage develop anorexia.

The first step is to stop blaming the environment and making excuses. Fat people who lose weight ALL say they are healthier and absolutely do not want to go back to being fat (yes, they call it "fat"). The "fat acceptance" movement needs to be called what it is: the diabetes-promotion movement. And it's worked like a charm, just check the statistics.

Posted by 90: "Body weight and appearance has to do with genetics. If everyone were to exercise and to eat the same number of calories per day, there would still be a range of body types, from super thin to very chubby."

So you're saying that jewish concentration camp victims had a range of body types, from super thin to very chubby? I only ever saw pictures of the super thin ones. Damn the media and their obsession with forcing thin stereotypes on me!

#89...OBVIOUSLY you are the one with the fat pig lazy WIFE because you are so damn defensive about it ...i work 40 hours a week plus raise a family and have a FAITHFUL man by my side for the last 7 years and i do still look just fine and work out 3-4 times a week !!!! so instead of talkin crap over a keyboard why dont you quit hatin on people you dont know and go get YOUR fat pig lazy wife or mom a makeover because it seems like they really have let you down ...or maybe its just a hint that your bitch is gettin a FAT COCK somewhere else so why would she care what you think !!!!!! :)

#89...OBVIOUSLY you are the one with the fat pig lazy WIFE because you are so damn defensive about it ...i work 40 hours a week plus raise a family and have a FAITHFUL man by my side for the last 7 years and i do still look just fine and work out 3-4 times a week !!!! so instead of talkin crap over a keyboard why dont you quit hatin on people you dont know and go get YOUR fat pig lazy wife or mom a makeover because it seems like they really have let you down ...or maybe its just a hint that your bitch is gettin a FAT COCK somewhere else so why would she care what you think !!!!!! :)

I want to have sex with Courtney Cox. Rockin out with my cock out right now! Giggittygiggittygoo!

I love Quagmire, mmmgiggitymmmm!

Me09, it's clear that the "faithful" man by your side isn't giving you what you really want, and truly crave. You should leave him and find a man who can give you everything you need. I hear Ronald McDonald is single, you fat fuck.

hey dumb dangle # 112 ....you arent even worthy of a "fat" girl fuck ....you only wish ANYONE would give you the time of day !!!!!! go finish wackin it now DREAMIN OF MY LUSCIOUS FAT TITTIES !!!!!! the only titties you see are your moms saggy dried up tits that you still suck on ...CUT THE IMBILICAL CORD AND GET A REAL WOMAN AND A LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey dumb dangle # 112 ....you arent even worthy of a "fat" girl fuck ....you only wish ANYONE would give you the time of day !!!!!! go finish wackin it now DREAMIN OF MY LUSCIOUS FAT TITTIES !!!!!! the only titties you see are your moms saggy dried up tits that you still suck on ...CUT THE IMBILICAL CORD AND GET A REAL WOMAN AND A LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

She used to be so fine, and now the best I can say for her is, she looks good for her age. If you take away the fake tits, she'd just look like another thin chick who's a few years past her prime.

Why has this thread turned into such mudslinging? Fat girls need lovin too. And if I could find one who would support me, I'd be willing to love one too.

If I got paid $2M per episode to look good, you better fucking believe I could look like that.

But most of us working chicks have real lives, and real bodies. Not all of us aspire to look like porn stars.

i like how shes touching her tetas

Me099 - you might be the most annoying person to ever post on the internet since the invention of the internet.

I hope that your posting is some sort of game you playing with yourself for the rise like the occasional 14 year old that comes in here.. Sadly, I don't think this is the case. I suspect that you are that fucking moron that eats their own shit and tells everyone else how good it tastes with a straight face.. These type of people love to use ALL CAPS and say things about how other people lack class and respect.

Fortunately, I lack class or respect and you need to fuck off with the multiple posts. No body except for you gives a flying shit what you think so turn off the computer and stick a gun in your mouth.

# 118 ..AND YOU MY DEAR HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST IGNORANT, SELF CENTERED PERSON TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH ....DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANYHTING ON HERE !!!! ITS ALL BULLSHIT ...MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKEA CHILL PILL PSHYCO AND GET A LIFE AND A PERSONALITY WHILE YOUR AT IT ....I BET YOUR MOMMA IS WAITIN OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW READY TO WHIP UR LITTLE ASS FOR GETTING INTO HER CRACK AGAIN....YOU ARE A FUCKIN CRACK HEAD PSHYCO FREAK .......GO FUCK URSELF !!!!!!!!! :)

# 118 ..AND YOU MY DEAR HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST IGNORANT, SELF CENTERED PERSON TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH ....DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANYHTING ON HERE !!!! ITS ALL BULLSHIT ...MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKEA CHILL PILL PSHYCO AND GET A LIFE AND A PERSONALITY WHILE YOUR AT IT ....I BET YOUR MOMMA IS WAITIN OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW READY TO WHIP UR LITTLE ASS FOR GETTING INTO HER CRACK AGAIN....YOU ARE A FUCKIN CRACK HEAD PSHYCO FREAK .......GO FUCK URSELF !!!!!!!!! :)

# 118 ..AND YOU MY DEAR HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST IGNORANT, SELF CENTERED PERSON TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH ....DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANYHTING ON HERE !!!! ITS ALL BULLSHIT ...MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKEA CHILL PILL PSHYCO AND GET A LIFE AND A PERSONALITY WHILE YOUR AT IT ....I BET YOUR MOMMA IS WAITIN OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW READY TO WHIP UR LITTLE ASS FOR GETTING INTO HER CRACK AGAIN....YOU ARE A FUCKIN CRACK HEAD PSHYCO FREAK .......GO FUCK URSELF !!!!!!!!! :)

me09 i am very glad you are not my mother. You are being very caddy and for a while i was on your side but now its just wierd. I don't think my mother would ever stoop to hurling insults blindly into cyber space. obviously someone struck a cord with you but you're not going to teach anyone here any lessons. it's called the superficial after all.

I am so glad that i have seen her tit fly out

OMG. This is so fun. Since we're talking about food...I had a grilled cheese, 2 beers, and a pickle. Also, I've got an apple pie in the oven. Mmmmm...

though I will say it was very entertaining reading all of this. I haven't seen a fight like this on the superficial since the gay marriage debacle.

#125, I agree. This has single handedly made the fact that I'm sitting at home on a Saturday night in bum-fuck Alaska somehow less depressing.

"OMG. This is so fun. Since we're talking about food...I had a grilled cheese, 2 beers, and a pickle. Also, I've got an apple pie in the oven. Mmmmm..."

Amy-I clicked on your name and saw your pic. HOT. Clearly, you take responsibility for your fine, fine appearance.

Like Courtney Cox, I would have sex with you in a heartbeat and enjoy it immensely.

But to have sex with me09, I would need to channel the imagination of Stephen King to think about Courtney Cox and strap her mouth shut with duct-tape to try and block out the fat-lady bitterness that possesses her...not to mention the large mass.

Children are our future, me09, not an escape clause for your dimpled, moon-surfaced cellulite that has taken over your body. But then again, you could lose the weight, stop blaming pregnancy for your appearance and dress more like Amy and I would never know your were once a bitter, dried-up old mommy that hated men for throwing beans up my hole and ruining my life.

It's not too late, fatty.

HA ha the comments here are hilarious. I think the fat debate is important though - the World Health Organisation predicts that our life expectancy will start to decrease because of all of our fatness & related chronic disease.

People just have to get over their taste-buds. Stop being a slave to taste, and eat chicken & broccoli. That's all there is to it, no matter if you have kids or are as busy as the president. Easy.

What I'd do to have a body like hers! It's crazy hard to maintain a body like that especially since she's so old...I'm impressed

She's looking good for her age. What is she, like 40 now? Better keep the kids away, she might throw them into a fit.

She's looking good for her age. What is she, like 40 now? Better keep the kids away, she might throw them into a fit.

@128

We could an increase in the death rate. The world is overpopulated. If lazy, stupid people want to kill themselves, then why stop them...

#12 Amy

Actually your wrong. As a professional chef, I can say that there are MANY foods out there that are extremely low in calories, easy to make and are a delight to the senses. The idea that food that is healthy for you is "bland" is simply not true. Many people restrict their diet to whats "traditional" or "common." I suggest that if you want a low calorie food that is not "bland" that you experiment with foreign foods a little. Foods from Thailand, China, Africa etc. are LOADED with flavor and many of them are easy to make and VERY low in fat.

She certainly does look hot for her age.

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P.S. You fucking suckass sellout.

@ me09 - October 17, 2009 1:56 PM
OK to break it down for all you uneducated,self obsessed fools...

If you want people to take your posts seriously (or actually take the time to read them) you may want to begin with something just a weeee bit less aggressive.

Just a thought.

@122. abbz - October 18, 2009 12:25 AM
me09 i am very glad you are not my mother... I don't think my mother would ever stoop to hurling insults blindly into cyber space..

Very good point. For someone who clings very tightly to motherhood it frightens me to think the kind of language and/or anger issues that her children are exposed to on a daily basis.

I'm fat and I hate it. I loathe my apperance when I look at it. But at the same time I don't exercise and I eat shit. I sued to be thin back when I exercsied and ate decently.
I'm going to put the food down and exercise and loose weight again.

And to the woman typing in caps lock. Get over yourself, your a mother big fucking deal. 95% of woman go on to be mothers. It's not something unique. And 95% of men go onto be fathers. So it's not like it's even gender special being a parents. It's great and all and you love you kids and live for them, etc. But it's not a great achievement, nor is it difficult being a parent, most people (even the stupid ones) manage being half competent at it.

HAHA...just as i thought all you little ignorant fools take all this BULLSHIT so seriously ....OBVIOUSLY you need to get out more and quit being LITTLE WHINEY LOOSERS !!!!!!!! LIKE IT MATTERS WHO AGREES WITH WHO !!! its the fuckin internet for crying out loud ...so all you low life piece of shits can go screw yourselves and quit hatin on someone that actually has achieved something in life and is not a self centered low life p.o.s. like all the rest of these BIG,FAT,HAIRY,LONELY PERVERTS in here !!!!!!!!!!!! its time to get a job , get a life and maybe you can get laid !!!!!!!!! thats a big MAYBE !!!!!!!!!!

HAHA...just as i thought all you little ignorant fools take all this BULLSHIT so seriously ....OBVIOUSLY you need to get out more and quit being LITTLE WHINEY LOOSERS !!!!!!!! LIKE IT MATTERS WHO AGREES WITH WHO !!! its the fuckin internet for crying out loud ...so all you low life piece of shits can go screw yourselves and quit hatin on someone that actually has achieved something in life and is not a self centered low life p.o.s. like all the rest of these BIG,FAT,HAIRY,LONELY PERVERTS in here !!!!!!!!!!!! its time to get a job , get a life and maybe you can get laid !!!!!!!!! thats a big MAYBE !!!!!!!!!!

HAHA...just as i thought all you little ignorant fools take all this BULLSHIT so seriously ....OBVIOUSLY you need to get out more and quit being LITTLE WHINEY LOOSERS !!!!!!!! LIKE IT MATTERS WHO AGREES WITH WHO !!! its the fuckin internet for crying out loud ...so all you low life piece of shits can go screw yourselves and quit hatin on someone that actually has achieved something in life and is not a self centered low life p.o.s. like all the rest of these BIG,FAT,HAIRY,LONELY PERVERTS in here !!!!!!!!!!!! its time to get a job , get a life and maybe you can get laid !!!!!!!!! thats a big MAYBE !!!!!!!!!!

HAHA...just as i thought all you little ignorant fools take all this BULLSHIT so seriously ....OBVIOUSLY you need to get out more and quit being LITTLE WHINEY LOOSERS !!!!!!!! LIKE IT MATTERS WHO AGREES WITH WHO !!! its the fuckin internet for crying out loud ...so all you low life piece of shits can go screw yourselves and quit hatin on someone that actually has achieved something in life and is not a self centered low life p.o.s. like all the rest of these BIG,FAT,HAIRY,LONELY PERVERTS in here !!!!!!!!!!!! its time to get a job , get a life and maybe you can get laid !!!!!!!!! thats a big MAYBE !!!!!!!!!!

#137 ..hey ben n jerry ..you sound like a real winner let me tell ya !!! put the ice cream down and go .......GET A LIFE !!!!!!!!

#122 &136....if you are such little crybabies why dont you go play with barbies or something ...people are free to express their feelings however they choose ..if you are insulted by a bad word .....so fuckin sorry !!!!!!!!! its probably past your bedtime any way !!!!!!!

#122 &136....if you are such little crybabies why dont you go play with barbies or something ...people are free to express their feelings however they choose ..if you are insulted by a bad word .....so fuckin sorry !!!!!!!!! its probably past your bedtime any way !!!!!!!

#122 &136....if you are such little crybabies why dont you go play with barbies or something ...people are free to express their feelings however they choose ..if you are insulted by a bad word .....so fuckin sorry !!!!!!!!! its probably past your bedtime any way !!!!!!!

#127 !!!!!! you are lucky if your neighbors dog would screw you ........POOR DOG !!!!

#127 !!!!!! you are lucky if your neighbors dog would screw you ........POOR DOG !!!!

#127 !!!!!! you are lucky if your neighbors dog would screw you ........POOR DOG !!!!

me09, telling people to get a life when you are far and away the biggest loser (but not of weight) here and have posted dozens of times in a Courtney Cox thread is laughable.
Welcome to hypocrisy.
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me09-Oh no im not insulted, That would require caring as opposed to mild amusement. I'm just questioning what kind of mother teaches their children to be upstanding members of society and then verbally attacks people on the internet. its kind of a paradox don't you think? Once again, I am so thankful you are not my mother. There is no way I would have turned out as well as I have.

me09:

Now would be a good time to just shut the fuck up. You just look worse every time you post something.

Genetics does play a role in fat storage, athletic performance, trainability, body composition etc., but not to the degree that many people think. Between 1970 and 2000 the percentage of obese people in the US (BMI > 29.9) rose from 15% to 30.9% of the population. It more than doubled in 30 years. Genetics do not change very much in a single generation - this was caused by an overall increase in caloric intake and a reduction in physical activity.

The goal of "getting in shape" is to achieve your genetic potential, and the simple fact is that you won't discover what that potential is while sitting on the couch and stuffing Doritos and pizza into your face.

To learn more about the effect of genetics on fitness and health, go here: http://www.bodyforwife.com/genetics.html

#149,151,152..YOU BUNCH OF TARDS !!!!!!!! WAAAHHH WAAAAHHH...GO CRY ME A RIVER ....I AM SO GLAD I AM NOT A LITTLE CRYBABY SHIT BAG LIKE URSELFS !!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS SO FUNNY TO SEE ALL THE RETARDS REACTIONS !!!!!!!! OMG ....GET OVER IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FORTHE STUPID CHICK THAT IS THANKFUL IM NOT HER MOMMA ...TELL ME ABOUT IT !!!!!!!! THAT WOULD BE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN LIFE TO BRING SUCH A LITTLE WHINEY , DIM-WIT LIKE URSELF INTO THIS WORLD ....GO PUNCH YOUR MOMMA IN THE FACE FOR BEING SO STUPID ...SHE SHOULD HAVE ABORTED YOUR ASS ..I WOULD OF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and if anyone thinks I'm genetically blessed with being slim, you should see my parents in their bathing suits (actually, you shouldn't).

However, I do have before and after photos here: http://www.bodyforwife.com/photos.html

me09 the way in which you turn an arguement on its head like that is truely a pleasure to watch, and an obvious sign of pure rhetorical genious. I mean forget sophocles, you would own the agora.

!!!!!! its all b.s. !!!!!!! WHO REALLY CARES ...im just seriously amazed at how personal everyone gets and they dont even know who they are really talking to...i could be a fat 75 year old man for all anyone knows !!!!!!!!!!!!! this site is so SUPERFICIAL !!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or Ill sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
cause Im the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
Im too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
Ive got more chins than chinatown

Well, Ive never used a phone booth
And Ive never seen my toes
When Im goin to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Dontcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again whos fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the richter scale
Down at the beach Im a lucky man
Im the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
Im gonna need my own zip code

When youre only having seconds
Im having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because Im fat, Im fat, sha mone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again whos fat

If you see me comin your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that Im hungry
Then wont you feed my face

Because Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself Im a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know Im huge, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows Im fat and Im proud
Just tell me once again whos fat

she strikes again! Our hearts are palpating with her mastery of prose! her lyrical style and grace! Oh speak again bright angel!

#158.....wow good job with that one !!!!!!!!! that is effin classic !!!!!!! someone who can actually take a joke !!!!!!!!!!!! lighten up # 159 !!!!!!!!! have some fun ya prude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she speaks! But do I answer at this? No, for it is not me her tongue lie in discourse with, but some etherial spheres that do reflect in her eyes brightly, as a jewl in an ethop's ear.

superfish post something else. I'm bored with this thread.

People can use whatever excuse they want about being fat. The sad reality is that if you are over-weight - regardless if you birthed a child and who accepts you - you have dramatically increased your chances of getting diabetes, a heart attack, heart disease, joint problems, needless surgeries, stomach ailments form visceral fat surrounded your intestines, and much, much more.

So, the next time you have a physical condition, ask the doctor "would regular exercise and a low fat, high vegetable diet helped prevent this?" If you think it's a stupid and obvious question, then you already know the answer and you're just knowingly killing yourself.

# 161........bored you say .......we are just getting started honey bun.......but we understand you are a sensitive being and take everything on this pathetic post serious so go take your medication and realx !!!!!!!

It's Sunday, let's all make peace. Here's a box of donuts.

cox looks like a 12 year old . sticks for legs . no curves . flat chest . ok if you like 12 year olds

where did her butt go?i guess it flatens with age

#127, why thank you. You have made my Sunday--besides the bacon, eggs, toast, and hash browns I had earlier.

#133, I agree that there are many, good low-calorie foods. I don't eat many calories (besides this morning) or fatty foods. My big problem is carbs. I could eat cereal for every meal. I can't figure out how to cute out the carbs. I have made the switch to whole grain, but I have a sweet tooth. But all in all, I only take in around 1300-1600 calories a day...just most of it is carbs. Therego, although I have a skinny exterior, I am very "fluffy and cuddly" as I like to call it.

She looks good for someone who's 45 yrs old. I gues she does look better than Linsay lohan.

Why is everyone acting like a toned attractive body is such an accomplishment, just because she had a kid? Both of my grandmothers were a size 2-4 after two kids (and this was the era of no diet or exercise) and my mom lost her baby weight and got back into a size 4-6 in a month. I just refuse to believe that it's that hard, or that Courtney Cox should get a medal for not looking like a plastic bag full of creamed corn.

#169, I agree. But I don't think it's so much the weight as it is the tone. My family loses baby weight quick....but I'm sure it takes time and a lot of effort to get the "tightness" back. I wouldn't know because I haven't had a kid...but that's what I'm thinking.

You see guys, here is my plan: Adopt a kid from a third-world country that is really really good at a certain sport. Adopt him when he's old enough to be awesome at said sport but young enough to grow to love you and appreciate you for getting him out of an otherwise poor and sticky situation (hence, give you money when he's in the NBA, NFL, what have you). Anyway, that's the plan.

This way, you keep your body. You and your husband keep your sanity (since children are hell when they are young), and you get RICH!

for all the un-educated guesses about what having a child can do to your body or comments from pig headed men that can't handle the truth about pregnancy and how strong woman are ,. refer back to comment # 55 from someone that has gone through 9 mos. of pregnancy which was the happiest time in my life ..pregnancy and child birth effect everyone DIFFERENTLY ,,some people do use it as an excuse to keep gaining weight and some people take it for what it is and get over it and do the best they can and work hard at being the best mother / father they can be , not worry about getting all hot and sexy again ...who cares !!!!! THERE IS WAAAAAYYYY MORE 2 LIFE THEN HOW HOT SOMEONE LOOKS ...SO ONCE ALL YOU LONELY PERVERTED MEN ACTUALLY FIND A WOMAN THAT WILL GIVE YOU A CHILD YOUR OUTLOOK WILL BE MORE EDUCATED .....BECAUSE AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN IN SOMEONE ELSES SHOES ...SHUT YOUR TRAP

167. Amy - October 18, 2009 2:41 PM
#133, I agree that there are many, good low-calorie foods. I don't eat many calories (besides this morning) or fatty foods. My big problem is carbs. I could eat cereal for every meal. I can't figure out how to cute out the carbs. I have made the switch to whole grain, but I have a sweet tooth. But all in all, I only take in around 1300-1600 calories a day...just most of it is carbs. Therego, although I have a skinny exterior, I am very "fluffy and cuddly" as I like to call it."

Hmmmm....well, I would recommend trying thai, Indian and chinese foods that use alot of veggies. But, remember there are also beans and lentils...although they are technically starchy they are high and protein and are VERY good for you. When added with simple spices like crushed whole cardamom and a homemade Garam masal etc. they can be incredibly awsome. For a beginners meal try, Dhansak (lamb or chicken). It is an excellent common dish and is loaded with flavor. Also, there is my personal favorite which is rice. Although fad dieters will tell you rice is a "bad" food, this couldn't be farther from the truth. For chinese and or Thai food, the key is moderation of the rice and load up on the veggies and sauce. I do not mean the Asian food from American restaurants which can be very greesy and fattening, I mean good homemade stuff. Try Panang Neua and Boo Paht Pong Karee, guaranteed they will fill you up and you will love them. However, word of warning---DO NOT try to substitute ingredients. Things like fish sauce and Kaffir leaves are VITAL. If you are missing ingredients order them online :) It was nice talking to you and goodluck!

@171 me09

Your pregnancy and afterbirth may have been the happiest time in YOUR life, but did you ever think about the happiness of your poor, visually occluded husband who is now forced to roll his planetary wife in bacon grease so he can attempt to fuck her like he used to??

Eat a salad and try thinking of someone else besides yourself, you fat, selfish, ignorant cunt.

#173...u r quite bitter towards woman and anything to do with pregnancy ...it is not our fault NO woman (fat or not) wants your PENCIL DICK !!!! quit hatin woman that are more than a piece of ass because im sure thats all your use to is just some slut screwin ya for a hit off that pipe....one day you 2 will get to experience true love and what it means to have morals and a family ..until then you can continue being a punk that has to molest the family dog for a good time !!!! and after the sex my husband and i had lastnight i am pretty confident that he is just fine with how i please him ....good luck to you !!! your gonna need it

#173...u r quite bitter towards woman and anything to do with pregnancy ...it is not our fault NO woman (fat or not) wants your PENCIL DICK !!!! quit hatin woman that are more than a piece of ass because im sure thats all your use to is just some slut screwin ya for a hit off that pipe....one day you 2 will get to experience true love and what it means to have morals and a family ..until then you can continue being a punk that has to molest the family dog for a good time !!!! and after the sex my husband and i had lastnight i am pretty confident that he is just fine with how i please him ....good luck to you !!! your gonna need it

"and after the sex my husband and i had lastnight i am pretty confident that he is just fine with how i please him"

I just vomited in my mouth a little.

So let me get this straight...I have a pencil dick, fuck animals, and smoke crack because the idea of having sex with a bag-of-meat mommy who assumes her husband doesn't care how she looks anymore is nauseating? You make a lot of sense, fatty.

I DARE you to show this thread to your husband. I DARE YOU. Then let him post some answers without you breathing down his neck like the 350 lbs prison cellmate that you probably are. He will most likely be too afraid to post his true feelings about your gone-to-hell appearance, but at least he'll know he has some sympathy from other men who will try to avoid the same mistake he made. That is, a breach of contract from his java-the-hut wife.

#176..ok soooo let me get this straight you must be able to see through a computer to have all your opinios too about what people look like idiot and at least you are finally truthful about how you fuck animals and smoke crack ...you have to come out of the closet sometime !!! and btw my husband is hard at work making money for his beautiful family unlike your sorry ass ...what do you do all day besides bash woman that would NEVER give you the time of day elsewhere ..

#176..ok soooo let me get this straight you must be able to see through a computer to have all your opinios too about what people look like idiot and at least you are finally truthful about how you fuck animals and smoke crack ...you have to come out of the closet sometime !!! and btw my husband is hard at work making money for his beautiful family unlike your sorry ass ...what do you do all day besides bash woman that would NEVER give you the time of day elsewhere ..

Your husband is out looking for pussy that doesn't turn his stomach.

well as long as he keeps bringing home the bacon as well then its all good in da hood !!! go get a job urself little puke !!!!!!!!!! and he knows when he comes home to me his beautiful wife i will please him better than any stick / twig flat chested fragile chick ever could ..so quit hatin and go GET A JOB !!!!

You are not beautiful or sexy anymore (as you have admitted here repeatedly) and you don't care if your husband is turned off or not, because you had a kid and that's all that's important.

You criticized Courtney Cox because she's still hot and you're not. Your husband still wants hot and now you say that it's ok with you if he fucks other women (of Courtney Cox's caliber) as long as he continues to give you money.

You assume he will still want to come home to you once he finds a more attractive woman that still cares about her appearance. That's why alimony and child support were created. Trust me, without a change, it's in your future. It may already be too late for you.

All because you refuse to eat a salad or move around once in awhile...like Courtney Cox does. Sad.

I was irritated with you before, but now I understand what's probably going to happen. To continue to berate you would be cruel, so I won't.

I have a job. I have a wife. Unlike you, she continues to care about turning me on, like when I first met her. I feel bad for your husband.

You think you know men? You don't. We love our kids, but we still want a hot wife to be proud of. We want a wife that our friends admire. It reflects on us and our own self-esteem. Plus, it makes us feel young to fuck a hot woman. These things are lost on you because you squeezed a kid out of yourself. You are truly clueless about what men really want, married or otherwise.

I will expect to see another mindless, defensive and unrelated post about my mother from you, but I think it's pretty clear what's going on.

We're done now. Bye bye me09.

#181...WOW we are done now ...what are you breaking up with me or something ?.....grow some balls and quit talkin smack about people you have never seen , therefore YOU have no clue what you are spewing out of that worthless mind of yours !!!!!!! to waste your time pathetically trying to explain your life to me as if we know each other is sad for you ..if you love your old hag wiffe sooooo much than stop paying attention to me and go fuck her in the ass or something ...bye

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#181...WOW we are done now ...what are you breaking up with me or something ?.....grow some balls and quit talkin smack about people you have never seen , therefore YOU have no clue what you are spewing out of that worthless mind of yours !!!!!!! to waste your time pathetically trying to explain your life to me as if we know each other is sad for you ..if you love your old hag wiffe sooooo much than stop paying attention to me and go fuck her in the ass or something ...bye

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me09, you sound enormous. Big fat titties I bet. Can we hook up? I'll bring the flour so I can find the wet spot.

# 184 you got the big titties part right !!!! :) and as far as us hooking up .........................uuuummmmmm....YOU WISH LOOSER

Looser? Like as in your vag compared to Lohans?

"me09 - October 18, 2009 5:56 PM

# 184 you got the big titties part right !!!! :) and as far as us hooking up .........................uuuummmmmm....YOU WISH LOOSER
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Seriously-shut the fuck up. No one here knows you, gives two fucks about you(except for your emotional bodyguard Amy the Orca) and youve pretty much alienated and annoyed everyone by your stupid ass 'i'm fat, and im proud' mentality. I realize when you have a belly the size of a small space station, any attention is good attention, but between your caps lock, your repetitive posts, and your annoying 'go me' bullshit, youre done. So be sure to post again and prove my point about how youre nothing but a fucking attention whore (well minus the fucking- not that i blame your significant other for not partaking) by posting an 'ill keep talking if i want to so nah!' post.

Dumb cunt. By the way- I realize your posts are basically all one big typo but its LOOSER= your vag, LOSER=your persona. Hope that helps.

#187...it never fails ..some idiot just has to post their worthless thoughts about MY OPINIONS ..maybe if you had a dick instead of a old saggy shriveled up worthless sack ..you would be getting laid right now instead of trying to prove a point to a person that could not care less about you or your saggy balls !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"188. me09 - October 18, 2009 11:13 PM

#187...it never fails ..some idiot just has to post their worthless thoughts about MY OPINIONS ..maybe if you had a dick instead of a old saggy shriveled up worthless sack ..you would be getting laid right now instead of trying to prove a point to a person that could not care less about you or your saggy balls !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Looks to me like you proved his point. 12 minutes went by before you responded, which means you're apparently sitting there waiting for someone to respond. Pretty sad.

Oh...a)if there's any 'worthless thoughts' here, it's the 85 posts you've got in this thread saying the same nonsense, and b)if you're going to insult someone, try harder than that, hon....'saggy balls' is ....well, dumb.

Quit while you're behind. You're making yourself look foolish and the more you post, the more you do so....I'd think you wouldve figured out by now they're doing this because you're naive enough to keep replying back but apparently that isnt the case ...

Then again, I'm sure you'll just keep thinking your 'defending yourself' when in reality, you're just dragging this childish nonsense out.

Carry on w your crusade, though.

Perhaps YOU might be getting laid right now if you greased up your whale blow-hole and taped a Hustler magazine to your back.

we should be concentrating on her great tits!

#187, Amy the Orca? I weigh 108. But whatever...as if it matters.

She looks spectacular for a women in her fourties, and she's really good in Cougar Town.

#189..kate ...is that really you ? kate gosselin ..arent you too busy with your divorce to be on here defending some saggy balled motha fuckas !!!!!!! i guess you like saggy balls all up in your ugly grill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! suck on baby !!!!!!!! at least my posts are SHORT AND SWEET ... your the one writing a fuckin story !!!!!!!

WELL I THINK IM DONE HERE ...............U SUCKAS BORE ME !!!!!! WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY ILL LISTEN !!!!!!! I JUST HAVE ONE MORE THOGHT FOR THE ROAD ....THIS POST OF COURTNEY COX IS ALMOST AS OLD AS THE CRUST ON KATES DRIED UP SNATCH......GOODBYE Y'ALL....ITS BEEN FUN !!!!!

WELL I THINK IM DONE HERE ...............U SUCKAS BORE ME !!!!!! WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY ILL LISTEN !!!!!!! I JUST HAVE ONE MORE THOGHT FOR THE ROAD ....THIS POST OF COURTNEY COX IS ALMOST AS OLD AS THE CRUST ON KATES DRIED UP SNATCH......GOODBYE Y'ALL....ITS BEEN FUN !!!!!

WELL I THINK IM DONE HERE ...............U SUCKAS BORE ME !!!!!! WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY ILL LISTEN !!!!!!! I JUST HAVE ONE MORE THOGHT FOR THE ROAD ....THIS POST OF COURTNEY COX IS ALMOST AS OLD AS THE CRUST ON KATES DRIED UP SNATCH......GOODBYE Y'ALL....ITS BEEN FUN !!!!!

WELL I THINK IM DONE HERE ...............U SUCKAS BORE ME !!!!!! WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY ILL LISTEN !!!!!!! I JUST HAVE ONE MORE THOGHT FOR THE ROAD ....THIS POST OF COURTNEY COX IS ALMOST AS OLD AS THE CRUST ON KATES DRIED UP SNATCH......GOODBYE Y'ALL....ITS BEEN FUN !!!!!

you know me09 was a lady, and a lady always knows when its time to take her leave. and its usually punctuated with scatological insults and incessant use of the caps lock button. fare-thee-well fair lady, you will not be missed.

now back to the regular "i would fuck that" metaphors that I come here for.

Yes, parting is such sweet sorrow, m'lady.

I, too, shall miss your feminine air, your perfumed hair and your delicate turn of such colorful phrases as:

"...go fuck her in the ass or something"

"...all you low life piece of shits can go screw yourselves"

"...she should have aborted your ass"

and the heavenly

"...old as the crust on Kate's dried up snatch"

Go! Go m'lady...before my tears drown my heart so much that even I cannot find the strength to continue living.

I shall love you forever, my darling, you fat, stupid, selfish, self-absorbed, cunt.

~fin~

"195. me 09 - October 19, 2009 1:30 AM

WELL I THINK IM DONE HERE ...............U SUCKAS BORE ME !!!!!! WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY ILL LISTEN !!!!!!! I JUST HAVE ONE MORE THOGHT FOR THE ROAD ....THIS POST OF COURTNEY COX IS ALMOST AS OLD AS THE CRUST ON KATES DRIED UP SNATCH......GOODBYE Y'ALL....ITS BEEN FUN !!!!!
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You do realize youre not only not funny but annoying, right? Posting the same junk repeatedly and trying to 'fight back' against a bunch of guys who are obviously (and a couple girls apparently) enjoying the fact you dont learn and just keep thinking you're 'defending yourself' and being tough when in reality you're just plain dumb. I mean really.....'Kates dried up snatch' ? What're you, four? I felt bad for about 3 posts- till I saw people suggested you let it go and you instead tried coming up w more weak sauce insults.

I found a great dating site________ R i c h K i s s i n g. C O M ________. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties. what's the most important is that you don't have to be a millionaire, but you can meet one. Charlie Sheen found his true love on that site in 2007.

Triple post crits you for 35000 hp.
All caps crits you for 376542 hp.
You are dead. Resurrect now?

Looks pretty fit for a Jane Doe.

Her name wouldn't do bad in porn.

"205. Nero - October 19, 2009 9:47 AM

Her name wouldn't do bad in porn.
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Nor would the rest of her- she looks fuckin HAWT for being as old as she is ....and she's got to be a fun fuck, I mean hell, she married Davids goofy ass

Courtney looks great. ME09 and her many posts was so over the top but great entertainment. Now she just needs to swallow that bitter pill with a shot of cyanide.

@ 192 Amy - Amy the Orca? I weigh 108. But whatever...as if it matters.

Don't worry. I think Joey said that in utter amazement that you would initially defend someone like ME09. But, I don't think it was your fault, who would have guessed that ME09 (she, he or it) is completely insane? The scary part is that someone who is that fowl acting has children. If she/he/it acts like this at home then I'm surprised that the state hasn't stepped in...Lord knows what is going on in that house. That said. I hope you have learned a lesson. You sound like you meant well but, before you leap to someones defense, give them time to open their mouth and see what comes out ;)

Of all the Superficial threads I have regretted not finding before they came to a bitter end...

...my bloody word, this one is in the top five.

Having said that? My heart is rather embiggened to see so many people eschewing Fat Indoctrination.

Viva la revolution!

Veiny bird feet? And you say Aniston has nice feet???

Aniston has the veiniest feet you will ever see. In two lifetimes.

Flat ass ...or rather no ass long back...yuck

Still bang her

She looks pretty good to me. Certainly better then the run of the mill 45 year olds who think they’re still 22 and living in the middle of the 80’s living here.

run of the mill 45 year

long back...yuck

THIS POST ROCKS!!!! and
@ Amy- - what the heck you doing in Alaska? I want to fly up there for summer next year, any tips?

and ME09.....i love you really, I havent eaten in a day and worked out 2 hours last night and was PLANNING on eating a salad, but after your posts...I must say, I dont think I could ever eat again and will workout another 2 hours tonight. I feel truly sorry for people like you, Dont kid yourself. You WANT to be happy?? dont you?? of course you do! be happy and love life, just go walking or jogging or hiking or biking, instead of MEAT ( ew) go vegetarian or Vegan, cut out dairy and eggs and meat and enjoy live raw wonderful food, vegatables fruits lentils beans tofu Its all Sooooo good, youre really kidding yourself. PLease be happy :-)

OR JUST WATCH BIGGEST LOSER!!!!

fuck u all. ever hear of genetics?

4 BEN..... obviously this JACK ASS idiot has no clue what he is spewing out of his a-hole ...oops i mean mouth ...same thing...anyways..being a parent is a wonderful achievment and a great experience. Who are you to say what is or isn't an achievment in someone else's life..just goes to show how shallow you are and THAT ONE DAY if ever YOU WILL BE THE SHITTIEST PARENT IN THE WORLD i feel very sorry for your future/current kids.....you are a sad sad being..

she's become such a milf!

I dont know about you guys but i have a very poor metabolism, i eat a pizza and gain weight overnight. so i have to workout quite a bit. As well i cant eat any meat, and only eat fish. There are others who are in the same boat as me and there are others who really don't have to do much to look good. Its unfortunate when people that really have to work to maintain their weight live in households that are inactive and have a poor diet. Thankfully my family is not the case.

@217 the gene that codes for very low metabolism and high fat storage is not a very prevalent gene in our population, meaning that 90% or more of the ppl who claim to have the gene really don't and simply don't understand how to properly nourish themselves.