Oct 12 2009Coco and the Fine Art of Tweeting

Ehhh

That last pictures going to haunt my dreams till the day I die.

Seriously wtf IS that thing?!!!

Classy.

Why you gonna block those boobs what should be blocked is that big huge thing on her back side shes calling an ass. She defies all logic.

EW!

She reminds me of the girls' gym teacher from Scary Movie...

I find this gross. Granted, I'm not a guy, or a lesbo. Is this what dudes find attractive? Because it seems to kinda me like, the female equivalent of those nasty waxed-chested bodybuilder men.

She's kinda scary. Especially in #8. Thanks for the early Halloween post...??

Urgh. She doesn't even look like a real person. That's so unsettling. D:

I think I'm going to vomit.

hands #9 vomit bag!

That'll look nice in a few years. Enjoy it while you can!

I am now too scared to go to bed. Thanks, superfish.

Darlene was way hotter.

Oh, em, gee. How is that ass attached to her body?? Holy crap How did they put so much crap in there and it didn't explode!? Why am I still clicking the pictures?!!?! AAAGGHH HELP!!

I'm back folks, and my penis just shit itself. I would love to nail Coco....

FISH, congrats on ridding your page of the 8 or so Trojan viruses that infected my computer, I can deal with these stupid pop-ups, for now...

that's a birth deformity!!!!

Fake tits, possibly a fake ass, and she looks like she's gonna compete for the WWE Heavyweight title... but worst part of it all? Man face. Just look at pic #8... UGH!

I'm sorry, but I would absolutely tear that ass up! dang!

Pic #5 jeans are either custom made or she shops at the Kim Kardashian store

Nasty fat skank.

Dear lord, her ass is *amazing*! I'd nail her like jackhammer on overdrive.

Not even Kim K can touch this girl...

see, even coco knows the secret to faking an amazing ass. don't get me wrong, she has a great one to begin with, but she makes it amazing by optimizing its pop. she's leaning forward and arching her back on that exercise machine. and no surprise she's in high heels, so when she stands, she'll still be in doggystyle position http://www.crassanova.com/2009/10/the-secret-to-kim-kardashians-ass/

Perfect nigger trophy wife. Built like a black but no nylon for hair.

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I am shocked, shocked that anyone thinks Coco's butt is fake. Shocked.

http://www.doubleviking.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2382&photo_key=941

Doesn't everyone's butt fold in on itself like that?

Seems like this would be Sir Mix A Lot's wife.

"36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
"

Not sure if she's 5'3" but feel free to round up...

I think perhaps the best thing about twitter is how it's bringing us self-posted celebrity pr0n... okay, the ONLY good thing about twitter.

Wow, that's fucked up.

Was it born a man?

She is absolutely gorgeous!

I wonder if she has back problems....

I wonder how many of you guys would say no if she was standing right in front of you asking you to bang her. Be real...she looks really bangable. Granted ...not the perfect wife choise (LOL)but still ...pretty bangable.

Not sure what she's doing sitting in the lat machine. It's a pose but not a flex. She's kinda showing boob but I think she had them pierced, so I dunno.

Oh I forgot, SHE'S HOT!!!!

Um...does anyone else find this completely gross and disgusting? Honestly, only really trashy men like this crap.

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!! PLEASE!!!!! NEED MORE ATTENTION!!!

I met them in Vegas. IceT=Ahole Coco was very nice and actually very pretty. Fake t/a for sure but still hot.

Click my name for mt favorite pic of her. Gotta love a strong woman.

lol #32... you're so right.... i doubt they would say no to ANY girl on this site...

You know DAMN well it would be so nice to be skin to skin against those curves!!!!

On a trampoline...nude...slow motion.

Look at that ass. My god. I would tongue that backdoor like an ice cream cone ... a chocolate ice cream cone.

Look at that ass. My god. I would tongue that backdoor like an ice cream cone ... a chocolate ice cream cone.

Look at that ass. My god. I would tongue that backdoor like an ice cream cone ... a chocolate ice cream cone.

He butt is to big. It does not fit her frame... Why twitter this stuff. Where's Ice-T in all of this? He does not seem the type to want other guys looking at his wife's stuff?

Ugly bitches are jealousss

holy shit. get thee to Victoria's secret for a bra fitting then put your canonballs back in the bag where they belong. Canonballs for boobs and exercise balls for butt cheeks.

Anyone know why shes married to a black guy?

She is a black guy......

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I used to think Ice was cool. He's clearly a douche.

Tex Avery would be very proud.

That last picture reminds me of Willem Dafoe when he was dressed in drag in Boondock Saints.
Yikes.

Yep... i would bang that...

Why am I the only one that notices that she has steel balls in the first picture, real steel, the real deal.

I....just...cannot...find....words...to accurately describe how nauseating those photos are. I think I'd rather watch kittens, puppies and infants being tortured than have to see ONE more photo of that repulsive, revolting, horrendous, fat skank that will most certainly give me nightmares for weeks. Oh, and P.S. I'm sooooooo not a prude, I love porn!

nasty...........ugh, that's just not right.

nasty...........ugh, that's just not right.

i would love to molest her and have her molest me. I'd seriously let her do anything to me.

If the size of her twat is proportional to the size of her ass, you would have to fuck her with a telephone pole just for her to feel something...

yuk, gross, barf!!!

That first pic is AMAZING!

But I gotta be honest... When I first read the headline for this post, I read it as "Costco and the Fine Art of Tweeting".

lol I was like Costco, that's some HOT advertising!!

I'm not going to kid you, I just rubbed one out.

when did this site become a gathering of fags? i would lick her ass after a fresh dump!!!

I like Ice-T and he and Coco seem to be a devoted couple but these pictures are painfully nasty.

I like Ice-T and he and Coco seem to be a devoted couple but these pictures are painfully nasty.

You mutha fucka's better stop talking about my bitch! Ice-T gonna go crazy on that ass tonight!

Looks like Kim went blond again

i'd hit it

One word response. Ew. Well, two words, we can safely add in trashy. For a grand total of: ew trahsy.

she is sooooooooooo fake .....i dont know guys dig such fake ladies........she looks like a shemale....seriously she does

I'd hit that like a single up the middle!

1, Ice t isn't a douche, you must be, as I have met him as well, and he was cool
2. Any guy that thinks this is fat and ugly is not really a man. Sure she aint perfect, and she may not be royalty, but she looks like fun, and has assets if you know what im saying
3. Ice T pioneered gangster rap, did a damn fine job too, now I have always been a honky rocker, but thats the good thing about ice, he used some cool rock songs and combined them with rap as a crossover artist.Highly underrated for his musical genius, with bodycount too. He is about as far away from a douche as you can get, you douche

She is soooooooooooooo fat.

Dont dis COCO if youre going to call America Ferrera "brave" for going to the beach, and with "self confidence"...Peep the belly!

These are the kind of pictures you see pasted to a janitor's mop closet. The kinds of men who dig this shit are of the Nascar and pedophile moustache variety.

# 62. "pimp - October 12, 2009 6:48 PM
when did this site become a gathering of fags? "

- Dude you're asking why a big girly hen-clucking glittering pink blog about celebrity gossip and fashion faux-pas is ripe with homos?

disgusting.

Hope she enjoys the squeaky noise as her thighs rub together whenever she walks. Ugh.

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Has she had butt implants? A butt like that isn't normal for a woman of any race!

Why do white women who date black men think they have to inject silicone into their asses until their backsides look grotesque and cartoonish? If he only loves you for your giant fake ass, it's not much of a relationship. Black girls are built differently and their asses are bigger and stick out more. It's a fact of life. These white women need to be more comfortable with how they're built naturally.

#74:

Youre wrong, pedophiles like NO ASS and NO TITS. I know for a fact- this is the OPPOSITE of a pedophile's dream.

And that's why I love real men who love real women!!

#74:

Youre wrong, pedophiles like NO ASS and NO TITS. I know for a fact- this is the OPPOSITE of a pedophile's dream.

And that's why I love real men who love real women!!

She's got the man hands.

I would most certainly hit that.

"me" (#80/81) pedo-staches don't necessarily denote ped-dom, they're simply a skeevy style of 'stache. The kind unemployed skeeves in trackpants have. Skeeves who are into oiled 80's bodybuilder-barbie type truckstop calendar photos.

Oh hey it's the female equivalent of Fabio. That's nice. You guys can all go "hit that" as much as you want.

Obscenely large BREASTS??

Ok, Coco, go to http://IsleofEden.com and get you some jumbo sugar scrubs to make you even smoother. lol

Eww her legs are all rippley. She looks like a member of G.L.O.W.

Man I have always thought that she was hot. She is very thick, and I know anything above a size zero scares almost everyone who come to sites like this. The fact is all you guys with the golden cocks who are saying she is nasty would do her if you meet her in real life.

Fucking gross.

Man I have always thought that she was hot. She is very thick, and I know anything above a size zero scares almost everyone who come to sites like this. The fact is all you guys with the golden cocks who are saying she is nasty would do her if you meet her in real life.

this is a ghetto black woman trapped in a white woman's body. terrifying.

Wow her name even looks like her ass..... Read this sideways

Co
Co

Doesn't her name resemble what her ass looks like?

Her ass is ridiculous... you could park a car on that thing.... blegh.

Does Kim Kardashian know someone stole her ass?

The blonde in the blue dress looks intriguing...sort of.

i literally just spit out my coffee at work. sick shit there. sorry boys, i am a girl and i find that grosss. #1 she is ugly as fucking sin. #2 her ass is too big and looks like it might have stretch marks on it. #3 i think im going to vomit. seriously, this is making me want to be bulimic :(

"Why do white women who date black men think they have to inject silicone into their asses until their backsides look grotesque and cartoonish? If he only loves you for your giant fake ass, it's not much of a relationship. Black girls are built differently and their asses are bigger and stick out more. It's a fact of life. These white women need to be more comfortable with how they're built naturally."

On the contrary. I had an African American, Black, whatever you wanna call yourself ,"Lady", and I quote "Lady" very seriously due the the huge difference in Girl, Women, and Lady, tell me one time, "I don't know what it is white girls see in black men, they are NOT loyal, and their dicks really aren't bigger. They are just extraordinarily full of themselves and they like to think they are "Gangsta'"!" Did a black guy start the Mob? Did a black guy start the first drug cartel? I do not think so, quit acting like your all a bunch of bad-asses when you won't fight one on one, you need your "Gang" with you armed with bat's, crowbars, and big bubba with his condom! I ask myslef, "Why does a black guy date white chicks? They have no brains, they have no tits, they have no ass, and all they want is your money!?"

"Why do white women who date black men think they have to inject silicone into their asses until their backsides look grotesque and cartoonish? If he only loves you for your giant fake ass, it's not much of a relationship. Black girls are built differently and their asses are bigger and stick out more. It's a fact of life. These white women need to be more comfortable with how they're built naturally."

On the contrary. I had an African American, Black, whatever you wanna call yourself ,"Lady", and I quote "Lady" very seriously due the the huge difference in Girl, Women, and Lady, tell me one time, "I don't know what it is white girls see in black men, they are NOT loyal, and their dicks really aren't bigger. They are just extraordinarily full of themselves and they like to think they are "Gangsta'"!" Did a black guy start the Mob? Did a black guy start the first drug cartel? I do not think so, quit acting like your all a bunch of bad-asses when you won't fight one on one, you need your "Gang" with you armed with bat's, crowbars, and big bubba with his condom! I ask myslef, "Why does a black guy date white chicks? They have no brains, they have no tits, they have no ass, and all they want is your money!?"

100.
i would eat her ass

HOLY ASS!!!!! That thing defies the laws of physics!

#98-99
P.O.P.- so are u black or white? im fucking confused and i think you are as well

Kinda trashy, but I'd be a bold-face liar if I said that wasn't sexually arousing at all. Just because I'm a bit of an Uptown girl doesn't mean I can't honestly appreciate that this woman is a different type of Venus. Honestly? If I saw this woman at a club, I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off of her.

"Oh my god!
... look at her butt
It is so big!
She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends
But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's just so round
It's like out there
I mean, gross!
Look, she's just so ... black!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
Oh, ba-by, I wanna get wit' ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes
Me so horny!
Ooh, Rump-a-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well use me, use me
Cuz you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette...."

"Oh my god!
... look at her butt
It is so big!
She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends
But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's just so round
It's like out there
I mean, gross!
Look, she's just so ... black!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
Oh, ba-by, I wanna get wit' ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes
Me so horny!
Ooh, Rump-a-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well use me, use me
Cuz you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette...."

Oh, thank you for this. I am posting it on Facebook. I love that top and what a great cause. :D

99 POP, why does it matter who "invented" whatever? A white Dr. invented basketball....and low and behold there's Michael Jordan.

Anyway...
What an incredibly small waist! She really does make silicone look appealing. :)

Her clit must be the size of Ice T's d*ck

You always complain about Kim Kardashian not showing enough ass. Well, maybe you should appreciate Coco. She just gives and gives... She's the giving tree.

To quote Kanye...

" She gotta ass that can swallow up a g-string... "

Her ass is as real as her tits!

I don't like her/his face.

That's 150 pounds of awesome in a 100 pound bag.

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Yeah girls who don't find THIS atrctive are jealouse?

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA what a joke.

I hate gys who think this. OMG I would rather be 300 pounds than this.

She looks like something made of rubber eww.

WOW its amazing...............
Sexy appeals rounding Heavy work out...
Too hot.

For all the men who're saying 'i'd hit that'.. wouldn't your cock get stuck between the planet sized buttcheeks before they even make it to the hole?
think logically.

118 - Hahahah they don't think..

My only thought is that if men really find this hot, than the world is coming to an end.. My 2 cents

.....that weight bench would require some serious sanitation after that filthy, funk ridden crotch was splayed all over it. This makes me feel icky about going to the gym. Dirty vagina germs from certified whore.... errrrrrr

My first thought was ... omfg!

If You call that feminine and beautiful, then I'm happy to declare myself as a man from this day. :D

Bajesus.

Step aside Kardashian, there's a new ass in town.

Can't make a hoe a wife. Ice-I and Coco are such trash.

How does this body HAPPEN???

Why the fuck are there stars on these pics? you can't see shit!

My friend was eating in a restaurant in NYC (not a fancy one, just a beer and wings joint) and ICE T and his wife came in and sat near him. He said ICE T kept looking at him like "Quit stareing at me" and my friend was like "I wasnt stareing at HIM. I was stareing at HER. It was like a car crash. I couldnt help but LOOK".

Do they have any kids??? Cuz as much as you guys say you wanna hit it would you really want the mother of your children to look, dress and act like this???

Yes, she has butt implants and breast implants, a nose job and liposuction on the waist. many many sites including this one
http://famousplastic.com/2008/01/08/nicole-coco-austin-butt-implants/
show the before-after comparison.

It's a bit over the top obviously, added her way of dressing herself, but she does look totally bangable, if you ask me (and I'm a woman). Cheap, but hot.

For some reason I find that 1 pic where the chick is making out w/ Coco's rump area and Ice-T is just unconcerned & discussing some random thing w/ somebody absolutely HYSTERICAL. Business as usual while pseudo lezzy photo op goes down lol

sorry, but she's just plain ugly .& she probably looks completely retarded in bare feet.

great body, must be very active

You know - If you're gonna buy tits that big, buy a bra that they fit in. It's MUCH more flattering. That's grose.

My god that's perfection.

I DRESS JUST LIKE THAT TO EXERCISE TOO

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I normally like a girl with a big ass, but Coco is just plain nasty...

It looks like we found finally a good replacement for Kim Kardashian!

To the Kardashian's sisters;may thou go in peace thou demons and don't come back to us.The white light is finally shining upon us.

We'd embrace all the good things what's coming to us.

She must be filming fer boy friend. Those pumps can't be touched. Here I come. Yeh yeah yyeeeeeaaaahhhh

She must be filming fer boy friend. Those pumps can't be touched. Here I come. Yeh yeah yyeeeeeaaaahhhh

Can someone please explain the need for the feather duster between her azzcheeks in picture 7? I'm not sure if she's trying to outdo Lady BarfBarf or trying to look like a turkey centerpiece for the Thanksgiving dinner table

Nice to see she's really making something of herself. And that something would be an attention whore, emphasis on WHORE... why else would she put these damn pics up on Twitter... and I still don't get why the fuck you people are so obsessed with that program!!!!

Why yes, I would hit it... why do you ask?

Mudshark. And to think, Ice-T's filthy old penis has been inside that butt.

I'D FUCK THAT ASS 'TILL MY DICK EXPLODED!!

A NASTY ANOREXIC WHITE BITCH IS NOT PRETTY....FEED UR HOES!!

That first pic would be hot if it were 1984

I f*ing love her shoes!
Shit i'd like to stick my foot right in there...the pink ones.
..yes i'm a girl

I f*ing love her shoes!
Shit i'd like to stick my foot right in there...the pink ones.
..yes i'm a girl

I didn't know they did ass transplants.

How does she fit that thing onto a toilet seat?

she has a pretty face but tries way to hard to be sexy ....look at me !!!!

she has a pretty face but tries way to hard to be sexy ....look at me !!!!

What the... how did she surgically get pillows implanted into her ass?

I just don't get why women trip on her, and then the men, then Ice T. If we break down the answer, it goes like this:

1. Women, for what ever reason are jealous, disgusted, appalled, blah blah,and attempt to degrade her, because she is obviously a sex object, and they're not. Yeah she has issues, the brain is screwed, full of plastic, trashy, whateva. She is still sexxy to a lot of people, and ya gotta appreciate that.

2. Men, don't care if she is trashy or skanky, or bra don't fit, or ass can't fit on toilet, blah blah blah. She's a good screw, fun in the sack, a Freak! Plain & Simple, don't connect any other ridiculous dots. Other men, who find it disgusting want the 'lil boy' look, or likely don't have the equipment, stamina and/or freedom of self, to get the job done. Hence she is a ho, skank, slut, dirtbag, etc...

3. Ice T met her as a stripper, hit that ass, realized he wanted to keep it around, and is content for now. He's got more than 1 job, more than 1 source of income, money in the bank, real estate owned, lives life his way, known for that, and you think he cares about her sending out some pics...... Please, he was probably taking them! Shit, she would be my number 1 too, and then there are always side dishes. That is the other chicks on here that think she is gross!

I think she looks quite pretty and super sexy....when she gets older she will look like Raquel Welch....

Some kind of animal thing...is it important how many kg fat she got in her ass?
Yeah,its important,because more fat means more illness...she is sick because she is fat...she eats bad food...sorry,but this is truth...
So,please,visit the doctor and do not show your ass to public...show your ass only to your man...

7/8 pic is best. nice ass, *fap fap fap*, ahhh...

OMG! MY ASS LOOKS MUCH BETTER!! WHAT IS THAT THING?? IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A ASS

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I don't get why everyone here is either on the side of something this extreme, or the little boy look. I like tits hips and ass but not of FREAKISH proportions, and Coco is FREAKISH. She is in hella good shape and obviously at a healthy weight but she is so injected and implanted that she is a caricature of herself and looks like a blow up doll, or as another poster succinctly put it, "a poster on a janitor's locker". Not exactly what I'd like to look like.

Between this and the little boy look............eh, I might go little boy and get some small implants. I can't imagine trying to do anything normal like shop for groceries (let alone CLOTHES, jesus christ) with an ass like that. Not to mention the trail of black dudes following me everywhere...no fucking thank you.

TO: These are the kind of pictures you see pasted to a janitor's mop closet. The kinds of men who dig this shit are of the Nascar and pedophile moustache variety.

... No, I'd say she's the epitome of what a black guy goes for. You know those "Ol G" types. Anyway, it would be interesting to see a pic of her trying to put those jeans on. Where does she buy her clothes because it's not normal to look like that?

The doc did a pretty good job turning that dude into a chick,..sized things a little off but all in all 8 out of 10.

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Just another reason I wish I was Ice T

i think she is a very beautful women and i love her butt i wish i had her butt

hottest chick on the planet

This ugly sow makes Ice-T look like a moron. Is this really the best he can do?
He goes around acting like everyone needs to call this skank attractive. Have you seen her ten flat hairs? Those braids must be extensions. The bitch is old and gross. That ass is not for real, and if it is, then whateva. This chick clearly sorts the dumb black men out from the smart black men, because only an uneducated idiot would find that stripper skank appealing. She is gross, and yeah, his ex-wife was once far hotter and classier. He could have got another one like her, instead of looking like acting like a dumb ghetto fool needing an ugly white skank to date.
This really takes from his cred.

my vomit just vomited and then shit on itself and then vomited again

Wow. A douchebag with a fat ass. How original.

Really, what an ridiculous body!!!

Really, what an ridiculous body!!!

Really, what an ridiculous body....

Like PUMPATTAVA BARBARA!

kuin hevosen perse!

no thanx!

Pic #5 - WOW!

Thats the thing my dears. Men dont love you skinny bitches, bones bulking out as they love soft curvy women, who actually eat! Shes not fat, shes a women!
and yes, you are jealous.

Butts effect