Oct 29 2009Chris Brown should stop talking

Looks accurate to me.

I'd be in jail. He's releasing albums December 15th.

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haha!!

srsly though, why hasn't he had his ass kicked by someone yet? shouldn't this have happened by now?

the fact this guy even has fans is beyond me. He's such a flaming D-bag

the fact this guy even has fans is beyond me. He's such a flaming D-bag

[Deleted for a being a racist fucktard. - The Superficial]

He wins for most laughing abbreviations in one paragraph, ever heard of "haha"? what a stupid bastard

He needs to stop living.

Can I just be the first to day he looks extremely ballerina-like in that picture?

Superficial...hmmm. The name suit you. Only a superficial idiot would be stupid and ignorant enough to bash someone whom you obviously don't even know. But, I guess we do have freedom of speech right. I just think some people don't deserve that right, but I guess it's just me.

Is he doing a Hitler impression on that first pic? Maybe all that jail time turned him into a neo nazi.

Maybe you should just stop talking. It would make people (who actually have some sense) so much happier.

He's still insanely hot though... don't lie

someone needs to beat this douche down....and I'm offering to do it if no one else will...asshole!!!!

Hah. Wow. What a retarded update. Is Chris Brown not allowed to promote his new album or something? It's sad how pathetic people are. Chris Brown fucked up and everybody knows it. Making a big deal out of what he did after so much time makes you as pathetic as he is. He's trying to move on, Rihanna's trying to move on, why the hell can't everybody else?

Two things: (1) these comments are moderated? I have never seen someone be SUCH a racist fucktard that their comment was deleted, and (2) Keesha, Keesha, Keesha. What kind of gossip columnist could only crack on people they know . . . oh right, you'd be Perez and blowing smoke up celeb ass.

Dear Keesha,

I know you probably have the mentality that a man only hits you because he loves you - because that's what all your skeezy boyfriends have probably told you - but the rest of us in the real world know that a real man would never hit a woman.

Chris Brown should be run over by a car. or three.

Thanks for deleting the offensive comment at #9. Everybody knows Chris Brown deserves respect.

Waow, come on, look at THIS ! :

http://www.laurasexy.fr/?id=116

This is pathetic, everyone needs to get over it
Rihanna wouldn't shut her big mouth and got put in her place. I'm not into hitting women, but there are some bitches out there who NEED to be hit so they'll shut up and quit acting like their shit don't stink.
Women want to be treated equal, THEN MAN UP!!

@21 Say what?????? Bro....you need to get the shit smacked out of you by Chris Brown. And only THEN come back and say he deserves respect. That little piece of shit has to EARN respect and not just receive it.

Just like Kanye West. Narcissistic personality disorder with borderline personality disorder feaures. Typical of kids who were abused and/or neglected.

@23
He beat a woman who couldn't even fight back. I can understand wanting to slap a girl for being a pain in the ass, but he busted up her fucking face. That's not okay no matter how you look at it. She had to go to the ER and he was perfectly fine. That's not equality, dumbass.

Fuck this guy. He smacks his girlfriend up, gets off easy in court, flaunts himself breaking the terms of his probation, and has the nerve to act like he's the one who was done wrong by the system? Fucking narcissist. The only reason the 2 posters above are defending him is because he's hot. If it was an ugly fucker like Carrot Top that pulled shit like this, everyone would want him dead. Chris Brown sucks almost as bad as my ex-husband.

#24 - typical racist response, just like the original comment at #9.

Chris Brown should stop breathing

Christ and kanye should just hold hands and run off the face of the earth.

TO CORRECT THE ABOVE TYPO:

Chris Brown and Kanye should just hold hands and run off the face of the earth.

I didn't know he was that ugly.

I thought his knuckles dragged on the ground.

This is what passes for a "musician."

Roll over Beethoven.

Perfectly said. Hilarious post!!!!

What a fucking faggot. Little bitch should keep his shirt on.

Honestly, we're just surprised he can use caps lock and knows how to spell (some) words.

I pray to my enemy jesus christ that chris brown contracts the absolute worst strain of the AIDS virus & dies a slow humiliating death under the guise that all his posturing was because he was in the closet the whole time.

Black people are so special. I wish some of them lived near me so I could be just as special as they thinky they are.

Yeah. Special.

Not the exact word I was looking for but you all know what I mean.

(wink, wink)

anyone else think this is a future O.J. in the making? you can read the stupidity in his vacant eyes.

anyone else think this is a future O.J. in the making? you can read the stupidity in his vacant eyes.

can't explain how much of an idiot he is. i really can't explain. no words can describe it.

Any of you remember when this nation was operating smoothly? When we had jobs because we had industrial and manufacturing factories right here before NAFTA took them all away? Now we have the ugly crooks that run the media destroying our value system and making our little girls "tweeners" and little whore-wannabes.
Once upon a time a coward like this would not only be a complete unknown, but you could say what you wanted to without being shunned.
Funny how we can mock Jesus christ here but not say racist shit.
That's because America is no longer American. Protocols in action...the power! (never mind)

It isn't a "male never hits a female." It's "a gentleman never hits a lady." Chris Brown isn't a gentleman and Rhianna isn't a lady.

#42 - when population demographics force the U.S. to apply all of its constitutional provisions to all of its citizens - instead of retaining all power in a conservative male white minority - it's not the death of a nation. It's the test of whether that nation was founded on truth or bullshit.

@Keesha, freedom of speech works both ways.

Freedom of speech shouldn't be abolished for specific people because you don't have the guts to take an opposing, possibly cynical and inappropriate stance on it. Get a clue. You'd think Americans would be the last people to condemn freedom by any means. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

The Kanye line is actually pretty funny.

Dear Fish, BEST POST EVER! Every time you LOL LMFAO ect, I actually Laughed OUT LOUD! Thanks.

who actually respects this asshole? why cant someone shoot him already?

remember that scene in Airplane where all the people are in line waiting to beat on that passenger who is losing it.

Where does that line start to smack chris brown up?

haha too funny!!

I refuse to believe he posted this . Someone hacked his account. No one is that DAMN stupid.

Oh, I get it. It was a joke. Good one fish.

Anyone else reminded of Freddie Mercury?

pic 8, the face before he crushed Rihanna's larynx

Haha I found that hilarious.

Yeah it's convenient for the newcomers from Mexico to flood this nation bringing nothing with them but swarms of children and no education. Most of them don't even speak English nor do they intend to. I have nothing inherently against them as a people and the are here because the thieving scum of Wall Street stole their money from them in the 80's when they were prosperous. Now the same cabal has done it to The good ole USA. Ever heard of the glory and power of derivatives?
Television is mind control, certainly even you dear Jasmine @43 are awake enough to know that. Reality tv, sports, mindless sitcoms hell with laugh tracks so you know when to laugh, Gross cartoons for the kiddies to watch!

Anyway, sorry I digress. Chris Brown beat on a woman and it the old days his ass would be hanging from a tree, not making more millions. Have a nice existence and congratulations on your takeover of this country. There is nothing left anyways. It has been plundered and is now in rapid decline.

That was a joke?

Hilarious! I truly appreciate the superficial commentary on this one!!!

Atleast he punched her for the legitimate reason of being a confrontational cunt..i'd have punched her for her stupid makeup and hair alone. Not to mention that sonar capable dolphin forehead.

I didn't know Chris Brown made music.

I thought he was only famous for beating up his singer girlfriend.

Did she get him a record deal or something?

Maybe that's why he beat her up, because she didn't come through on the deal the first time!

Didn't Rihanna Push him, just sayin'...

chris brown for the win. rihanna wants to act like it never happened... make that money nug

After reading through the comments on this post, I can safely say that the combined IQ of the people who posted is lower than my IQ. And I'm a fuckin' vagina!

First of all for those commeneting on what is outside the quotes, your commenting on the stupid commentary of thesuperficial.

Second open your eyes and realize if you see a problem with asssault (which I do) it's being disregarded throughout all class and status'... Assault gets you a night in jail because the country cannot afford to care. To be honest I'm surprised he go a felony charge and not a misdemeanor.
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Third, everyone wishing him harm...you're half the problem. That would not make any woman any safer. If you got a problem with something going on in the world make a real attempt to fix it, apparently you have not got the message that nothing good comes from beating someones ass.

(Including number 39 that needs to be removed)
You are whats wrong with the world...And number 56, no Chris would not be hanging from a tree for hitting a black woman, he would have had to glance at a white woman for that. And yes he's making millions, How much money did ur great grandparents make off of asians building their railroads, and blacks being forced to do everything for them.

I am not a racist #65 firstly. Chris would be hanging from a tree for being a blatant social menace and in the elder days the same thing would have happened to any miscreant, regardless of color.
He is making millions for nothing. What does he do? Compose immortal music? Really? Does he deserve millions for what he does?
My mothers family was from Europe and so was one of my Dad's parents.
I am from up north and the slave thing was ended earlier. Don't forget how teh Irish were treated as well. Don't forget how the railroads and coalmine owners treated WHITE appalachians. I am aware that they criminally exploited convicts, mostly black, for horrendously dangerous situations and worked them worse than animals. I had nothing to do with that. Neither did you. You were never a slave. That ended 1.5 CENTURIES ago so please come up with something new please.

Blacks were used for picking cotton and railroad and mining work. They came from Africa with no "formal" education. They did not build this nation. They were used as animals. I am personally ashamed at the perpetual inhumanity of our specie. Stay tuned, things are going to get ugly on this planet. The world has been nearly conquered by the globalists, whether you are too ignorant to realize it or not. In other words, there is little hope for the less than rich in this world.

Now take that to dreamland.

This post was fucking hilarious

Shitstain is too polite for the punk-ass, he's a yeast infection stain.

WHAOH, he has a hot body...delicious

If that isnt the worlds gayest pose i dont know what is

Some of you guys are fucking retarded. If Rihanna was your mom and this asshole did it to her, would you still say he deserves rspect? The guy beat the shit out of a woman. I dont give a shit how much of a bitch she was, you just dont do it and if you do, your as big a douchebag as Chris Brown. You say that Rihanna is trying to get past it? Please, she'll remember for the rest of her life. Its like being raped, you dont forget it. Please pull your heads of your collective asses.

Chris Brown's a pussy; like Kanye West, a man in a cage opposite one of those fairies wins every time. They fight women because they're cowards.

Its a clear demonstration of the cock-brain postulate

Big cock -> small brain
or
Big brain -> small cock

I guess he must have a really hhuge cock (lets ask Rhianna...)

A small bit of wisdom from Professor Turd....

I didn't know Curious George could type.

yo cut Chris off. This is what yall need to be listenin to........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm0IvMgtoKA

Someone said, "Rihanna pushed him, that's all I'm sayin'." Okay, so she deserved to get the shit beaten out of her because she pushed him? That's hardly fair or just. If she pushed him and he pushed her back, I'd still think he was a child, and so is she, but he didn't just push her. He beat in her face. He bit her fingers. She had to go to the emergency room.

That's like saying that if a guy pushes me, I have the right to shoot him in the kneecaps. Seriously, get some goddamn perspective.

Does anyone notice that he's gotten chubby?

I think he looks like a Douche Waffle. I'm sorry but he really needs to change his outfit.

I actually laughed out loud at this post. Good job, brother. Hilarious (and accurate) commentary!

#9 = There's no way this was actually deleted by mods, because if that function existed on this site, there would be no such thing as:

#23 = The world's biggest cunt-tard.

#19 -- On a side note, thanks for making sense. Unlike most everyone else.

@ 51 - Only sensible comment on this thread so far.

Do any of you people think he REALLY wrote that? His publicists would rip him a new one and take the comment down before it ever hit the media. It's obviously a (very hilarious) hack.

And it's also funny how the media now select only the most menacing and angry-looking photos of him. Before the Rihanna incident all the pap and publicity shots made him look cute and innocent. Now he LOOKS like a wife beater. Typecasting at its finest. Haha.

Wow he has got an some weightage and really hard build.

FOR REAL YO DIS POST WUZ FUNNY

This post is the dummest post I've ever seen. Nasty azz ppl like you need to get a life and stay off the blogs. He only tweeted about his concert and the jokes about domestic violence on either side is totally disrespectful. Get a life and even more get a real job!!!

Forgive me...But what the fuck is soo funny!!!??

Dude, you are soo late on that tweet it's from like two weeks ago. LOL!

Also it was towards MTO/TMZ because they kept blogging about his tweets. So you just fell for it. WHAT A LOSER!

@85: It's from Monday 10/26, asstard:

http://twitter.com/MechanicalDummy/status/5178276247

Not exactly two weeks ago. WHAT A LOSER!

I lol'd hard at what you wrote. Hilarious. And Chris Brown looks disgusting. Why is he wearing skinny jeans, who told him that was okay for him to do...

This is so strange one can only wonder if it's some sort of hoax. Or if Chris Brown has a deep seated hatred of his publicist who will have to do damage control to save his "career".

Dear Mr. Superficial,
I love you.

.. and then there are the bigger bitches like #23 who probably are not even female.