Oct 30 2009Britney Spears debuts '3'
Britney Spears debuted the video for "3" on her official blog today, and if you had any concerns about her not being able to hack it as a stripper once she drowns her career in Frappucinos and crazy, this thing should put those fears to rest. Britney's clearly mastered the key skills of wearing a revealing swimsuit, hanging from objects and rocking the thighs of a field hockey player. Granted, she may refuse crumpled up bills if they don't smell like bacon, I'm confident she'll adapt over time/enough trips to Wendy's dollar menu. (She responds to repetition.)
Photo: Britney Spears
Reader Comments
1. Second - October 30, 2009 12:34 PM
Second
2. Krissy - October 30, 2009 12:40 PM
It's too bad she went so nuts, she'll never break that stigma now.
3. Delgo - October 30, 2009 12:40 PM
I blew a loaf (not a typo)
4. Dogless - October 30, 2009 12:41 PM
I'd like to break HER stigma.
5. George Constanza - October 30, 2009 12:43 PM
A little gyration, nursery rhyme wording, muted lighting & electronic overdub = big $$. What a country!
6. sam - October 30, 2009 12:43 PM
meh i would still skullfuck her
7. Dogless - October 30, 2009 12:44 PM
Okay, I take back #4.
That was fucking awful.
8. Sally - October 30, 2009 12:44 PM
booooooooooooooooooooooringggggggg.
9. havoc - October 30, 2009 12:45 PM
She's still nuttier than a shithouse rat.
There is absolutely nothing behind those eyes....
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10. Pooters - October 30, 2009 12:46 PM
@3: I am laughing over here!
11. It's Me Fuckers - October 30, 2009 12:47 PM
besides the 'man back' in the white outfit, she looks great!
12. sam - October 30, 2009 12:47 PM
@7 no dont it gave me mega lols
13. Stef - October 30, 2009 12:51 PM
Reminds me of clubbing in DC. Bad house music, pseudo-lesbian grinding and stanky people in uber-skimpy clothes.
14. she's a has been no-talent - October 30, 2009 12:53 PM
She's not the hot 18 year old anymore, and has absolutely no credibility. So, what's a has been no-talent to do? Why, sex it up! That's right, she's following the path already created by that hag madonna: pander to perverts & homos. Ol' slutney will soon be courting the gay disco audience; it's all she has left after being rejected by anyone with any music sense at all...
15. hacksaw - October 30, 2009 12:53 PM
I'd hit it.
16. sam - October 30, 2009 12:54 PM
@13 thats not a nice thing to say about your grandma
17. AnonymousError - October 30, 2009 12:55 PM
I like it but all of her videos are totally interchangeable. You could play any of her songs over the footage and it would look okay. That being said even though shes a total lunatic I love the bitch.
Get it girllll !
18. nice - October 30, 2009 12:56 PM
with properly applied make up, styled hair and maybe with a loss of 8-16 pounds (no more i don't like skeletons) she would be the prettiest girl ever on this website - by miles imo. Her legs are shaped like barbie's- and with the weight loss it would thin them out just right. She also has the face on an angel. I know I will have hate speech spewed at me for saying this- but i don't care- that is my honest opinion. I don't care for your 6 foot anorexic, slanty eyed models, with their giant flat feet.
19. Me - October 30, 2009 12:59 PM
Why does her voice sound like she is 12 years old? And I'm not talking about the awful auto tune crap... Is she still looking for a daddy?
20. sam - October 30, 2009 12:59 PM
@18 you must be an old hag
21. kris - October 30, 2009 1:00 PM
@ 9 is right on and I also agree with @ 15 mostly cause I like the phrase I'D HIT IT!!
22. JonGosselin - October 30, 2009 1:02 PM
I would do a reality show with this babe, a Billy Goat and a female sheep. We would all get naked and fly around the world in a balloon. I would make wild love to Britney while the Billy Goat rubbed it head against the balloon and the sheep screamed out its baa baa baa's. The show would be awesome.
23. she does look good - October 30, 2009 1:05 PM
@20
pipe down olive oil. while i don't completely agree i see their point
24. Seriously... - October 30, 2009 1:07 PM
When did Brooke Hogan start singing? When will she stop eating? And why am I still turned on?
25. sam - October 30, 2009 1:13 PM
@23 popeye is going to be pissed with you now!
26. sam - October 30, 2009 1:15 PM
@23 why should i pipe down, just because im a lonely old spinster
27. RK - October 30, 2009 1:21 PM
Ha. They edited out "Living in sin is the new thing"
28. J - October 30, 2009 1:23 PM
Plenty of man back but no one has commented on her disgusting extensions or greasy hair?? ewww honey seriously... either wear a wig or hide away for 2 years until you can grow all of your real hair back... Also she reuses the same damn choreography for every fucking video... if you can't sing you should at least give us some new dance moves.
29. Kurt C - October 30, 2009 1:25 PM
Musical talent is inversely proportional to the number of stage props and dancers you have during a show.
30. Dave - October 30, 2009 1:35 PM
Did someone really write:
"Scope Out the Video After the Jump"
Oh that's just not right.
31. lulu - October 30, 2009 1:37 PM
#28 says it all...completely agree
32. @30 - October 30, 2009 1:40 PM
SCOPE OUT !!!! That is so retro!!!!!!!!
33. Shannon - October 30, 2009 1:55 PM
Love her.
No matter what you say!
34. Max Planck - October 30, 2009 2:01 PM
She is not a musician. She is a corporate product.
They own all the copyrights so if she does not perform, she makes no money.
Count on her to be around a long time. Like seeing Madonna when she's 80.
35. Rosie - October 30, 2009 2:17 PM
By no means is Britney a singer but she is an entertainer. This particular video was not entertaining at all but she will still get paid. Why do I like her? Cause when everyone was clapping and kicking her when she fell she got back up. Gotta love the fighters and the crazy.
36. Go away, shitney - October 30, 2009 2:20 PM
In the conversation about whether shitney has any talent, all you need to do is listen to that tape of her live feed singing at one of her "concerts" last year (she was attempting to sing, even though the taped version of her studio auto tune singing was being played to the audience). To say it sounded like a cat being strangled would be an insult to strangling cats. This bitch has absolutely not one drop of talent in her cheeto & frapaccino drenched fatty of a body. Time for her to disappear, and I mean for good.
37. Jen - October 30, 2009 2:37 PM
for the 657th time: Britney, I love you. GET A FUCKING HAIRSTYLIST, FUCK!
38. Rough intentions - October 30, 2009 2:38 PM
Of course youre a -camp over the weekend- listerine challanged fan of Britney gyrating concerts. for someone who would accuse me of stalking I would expect you to be those types # 35.
39. oneill - October 30, 2009 2:42 PM
that was so awful. and yet i watched it twice.
40. Carlee - October 30, 2009 2:44 PM
she looks so good!
41. Jennyjenjen - October 30, 2009 2:47 PM
@28 I know! Can't somebody make her wash her hair? She has more money than God yet she has ghetto ass extensions..
42. ugh - October 30, 2009 3:00 PM
she is VERY pretty in the face - but she should take out those extensions and wear her regular hair! she obviously doesn't know how to style the extensions!!!
43. thmunger - October 30, 2009 3:01 PM
is she referring to farm animals? I guess she had to dumb down menage a toi to3 for the american red neck audience. What is wrong with our country that allows this bimbo to get famous much less come back from infamous behavior!
44. Areas - October 30, 2009 3:01 PM
in this video she would be hotter if:
-her eyebrows were done by a professional
-her makeup was properly applied
-better, relaxed dancing moves
-an improvement of her wardrobe
the turned next and the hair flipping isn't working for her. britney, fire your makeup artist, choreographer, and stylist. please.
45. tromba - October 30, 2009 3:03 PM
Britney looked great. The music was just mindless, machine generated garbage.
46. L - October 30, 2009 3:04 PM
Lady Gaga called...she wants her video back.
47. Areas - October 30, 2009 3:05 PM
*neck, not next
48. chris - October 30, 2009 3:07 PM
you have to admit she looks good, and hanging in their compared to alot of others, like Lindsey Lohan, winedhouse etc
49. Courtyardpigeon - October 30, 2009 3:21 PM
Does anyone else think she sounds like a chipmunk when she sings? This song is so very bad.
50. Courtyardpigeon - October 30, 2009 3:23 PM
I shit you not, here are the lyrics, I mean "poetry"
1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'
Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?
Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?
Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are - you in
I am countin'!
1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'
Three is a charm
Two is not the same
I don't see the harm
So are you game?
Lets' make a team
Make 'em say my name
Lovin' the extreme
Now are you game?
Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing
Are - you in
I am countin'!
1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'
Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?
Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?
Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are - you in
I am countin'!
1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'
Three is a charm
Two is not the same
I don't see the harm
So are you game?
Lets' make a team
Make 'em say my name
Lovin' the extreme
Now are you game?
Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing
Are - you in
I am countin'!
1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin' meant
If you don't like the company
Let's just do it you and me
You and me...
Or three....
Or four....
- On the floor!
Everybody loves ***
What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin' meant
If you don't like the company
Let's just do it you and me
You and me...
Or three....
Or four....
- On the floor!
51. Dane - October 30, 2009 3:31 PM
Looks like she saw bacon at the end of the video.
52. gotmilk - October 30, 2009 3:57 PM
wow, her videos keep getting worse.
50, thanks for the clarification. i really thought she was repeating the same thing. good to know she's so versed in the art of songwriting.
53. gotmilk - October 30, 2009 3:59 PM
44, blame whoever you want, but when it comes down to it, the bitch doesn't have talent, not a shred. she needs to fire herself.
54. huh - October 30, 2009 5:25 PM
total electronically contrived monotony. tired pop- rated high on the BORE-O-METER. It doesn't even sound like her voice.
55. agentgirl - October 30, 2009 5:28 PM
Horrible video and song, but that's the prettiest she's looked in a long time
56. Boner - October 30, 2009 5:38 PM
Unless you are a fag or a fat chick, you gotta admit she is sexier than hell! Amazingly so!
Other than that, she is useless. Corporate feces. I wonder how much $$$$ Bach made in his day?
57. mmmm - October 30, 2009 6:30 PM
her ass and her face look awesome in this!
58. Sheena - October 30, 2009 6:38 PM
@ #50: Uhm...Thanks? I had to stop the video about a minute in or my ears were gonna bleed so I didn't catch the lyrics. What crap.
Otherwise, agree with everything said about her nasty hair & baby girl voice.
59. jonny - October 30, 2009 6:49 PM
How can anyone think she looks good here. She has fat stubby legs, and back fat, check her in that white bathing suit, she looks gross.
60. fatney rears - October 30, 2009 6:57 PM
18, since when did Barbie have stocky, stumpy man legs? Barbie has long lean legs. Britney has always had short tree trunk legs.
61. Couples Cams - October 30, 2009 7:03 PM
Britney, stop talking and singing about getting in between a couple and just do it already.
62. eviscerated - October 30, 2009 7:13 PM
Is it just me, or does anyone else see the cameltoe in half of her white outfit shots? She spends too much of the video playing with her hair, and and she's been shopping in the bargain bin with those tacky extensions. Britney could have done a WAY better video for this song, reminds me of the terrible vid for "Gimme More." The video edit also replaces "Living in sin" with "Living in bliss" which is pretty retarded if you ask me. Bible thumpers ain't got shit on Brit-Brit.
63. h - October 30, 2009 8:30 PM
I laughed through the whole thing. What an utter joke she has become.
She looks fat in the white leotard, has a masculine wide back. And she is ugly, with the face of a 40 y/o woman. What happened to her?
64. taufgeschenk - October 31, 2009 1:04 AM
I love britney but she needs 2 step it up a bit lady gaga will soon mop the floor with her if she does not start dancing...
65. Juan Mayor - October 31, 2009 3:36 AM
I miss Bloody Tampoon Crazy Britney--she was far more entertaining.
66. misty - October 31, 2009 4:58 AM
B-E-A-Utiful!!!
67. um - October 31, 2009 9:35 AM
Boring video. She's beautiful, but she I still think she should lose some weight so that she looks more like she did at 19...well maybe that's impossible now, but I honestly think she was a perfect-looking girl back then.
68. Turd herder - October 31, 2009 9:36 AM
Geez, she either needs to grow 5 inches taller, or lay off the 'roids. She reminds me a bit of mini Brooke Hogan. She is the epitome of "Built like a brick shithouse."
However, she's sure not flabby. She's not being lazy in the workout department, but maybe weightlifting wasn't the wisest choice.
69. 58-60 sound like the same girl - October 31, 2009 9:51 AM
her face is drop dead gorgeous, perfect nose - and someone doesn't understand what shape is (60). she has amazing knees - and her legs are SHAPED like barbies - someone said something about olive oil before - she would have long legs too but they are not shaped like anything. to call her fat in this video is beyond obsurd - but to say she could lose 10 pounds and look better is not.
70. K - October 31, 2009 10:08 AM
Wow, that was a snoozefest. And why the hell is "living in sin" edited out?
71. spicy - October 31, 2009 1:10 PM
i cant wait until she makes a single about getting cummed in the face.
72. lindsay - October 31, 2009 2:14 PM
her backup dancers are far more talented than she is. i hope she dies.
73. um - October 31, 2009 4:39 PM
@71
lmfao
74. me - October 31, 2009 9:39 PM
ugh.. what is it with that weird thing she does with her tongue? Is that supposed to be sexy? She's so over.
75. No Retun - October 31, 2009 10:31 PM
#67 you're an idiot...she is not a teenager anymore, she's also had two kids, that changes your body. You shouldn't be so unrealistic.
76. Nina - October 31, 2009 10:41 PM
So many insecure, jealous low-lifes here...her music videos are boring as heck but she is not fat, manly or stubby. Far out. And we wonder why girls have body image issues.
77. storm - November 1, 2009 1:00 AM
people are so retarded... if you hate her so much and you have so much shit to say why even post it!!! i love britney spears.... who cares how crazy she is she is still making more money then all of you!!!
78. nnn - November 1, 2009 2:18 AM
75, Heidi Klum has 4 kids, Gwen Stefani is 40 has 2 kids. Neither of them are fat like Shitney. You stupid moron. She is only 27 and looks 47. having kids is NO excuse. Yes she is fat. deal with it.
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80. suga - November 1, 2009 11:29 AM
i'm a huge britney fan.... and i think this video is horrible. : \
81. Reb - November 1, 2009 2:31 PM
All I saw was a bunch of air humping and air flipping.. no dancing. Am I the only one that hears, "One, two, three... meeeep, beeeep, neeeee, reeeeeer, rer, rer, meeee, meee" You can't understand anything that she says!
82. lol - November 1, 2009 4:09 PM
That was about as boring as Beyonce's "Single Ladies" Music Video........I mean...*watches out for kanye* .>
83. AMY - November 1, 2009 4:20 PM
lol @ 81. Yes...exactly what it sounds like.
I agree #28. She is first and foremost, an entertainer. It's her job...goodness knows she's not out clubbing or promoting products...she should have all the time in the world to dance. I know she's got some signature moves (the hair flip and all), but she used to actually DANCE. Not writh around like a stripper. Like the video "Slave for you"...that was the sexiest video I have ever seen (still) and she actually danced.
84. Darth - November 1, 2009 4:49 PM
3 is just good.300 would have been just too much.
85. Galtacticus - November 1, 2009 4:55 PM
Looks like we've underestimated her.She can count.
86. Rhialto - November 1, 2009 5:02 PM
Is that pink ring in the picture her logo?!
87. april - November 1, 2009 11:10 PM
I dont like it as much as Radar and Womanizer, but it's not bad.
88. Princesspink - November 2, 2009 2:43 PM
Why are you peope so mean? She is fabulous! She looks great, she' back on track and she's making more money in one day than you people will ever see. It's just jealousy because she's so pretty and skinny.
89. Neener - November 2, 2009 6:11 PM
She USED to be able to dance, now all she does is grind on everybody and everything and she calls it dancing. Now she can't sing OR dance. She SUCKS.
90. abbey - November 3, 2009 6:19 PM
um, why do they edit the word "sin"? it comes out like "living in nis is the new thing" wtf? the song is VERY sexual...but yet they edit "sin"? hmm...
91. Steven Clark - November 16, 2009 10:11 PM
I agree with abbey. Why change the lyrics to "living in 'nis'"? Was it because of US socio-conservatism, or was it to prevent people from bashing the video because the phrase "living in sin" somehow challenges socio-economic norms? Whatever the case leaving out the word "sin" is a bunch of gobbledygook. When did half-naked woman groping each other become so welcoming while the word "sin" become part of the social stigma???