Oct 21 2009Blake Lively, you don't have to spray tan your rack to impress me

That's not spray tan, it's concealer. She's covering her chest zits.

najs

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that's makeup covering up those tit zits.

FIRST

I think that's actually some badly-matched concealer over her chest acne... hott

That's not spray tan. That's where she used face concealer to cover small pimples and the concealer was too light. And now I've officially humiliated myself by making my first comment on a gossip site. It's all downhill from here...

I have a hard telling between the concealer and the jizz I just shot all over my monitor.

Someone's been snorting coke off her chest! ;-)

What everyone else said. That's makeup covering up marks/acne on her chest.

Tough day for the Superficial comment guy.

She clearly didn't get her shit tanned, she put cover-up over her certain spots on her chest to cover up some zits and pimples. Wow how people twist the truth.

I think wistfully back to her big nipples. My mouth waters just thinking about them.

Wait, wait, wait. Aren't those spots where the money shots washed off the cheap spray tan?

She should have went and got new foundation in a darker shade after she got the spray tan. Your face and body should not be two different shades...and you should def. not try to cover up chestne...never works.

those look more like moles to me.

Tit zits?

Gah.....

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what if she did get spray tanned, then later in the day she met up with her dude and he was like, " hey blake lively, i've had a really hard day and my career sucks and all this shit, think you could give me a blowie?" blake then says, " boyfriend, i'd love to give you da blowies." she she sucks him off and he blows his load on her chest and the result was these splotches on her skin where the tan is gone. Or she might have just put concealer over some blemishes on her chest.

chimples!

Covering up her chest zits?!? Hey Blake, you ignorant slut, why not try wearing clothing over your offensive skin? Fuckin' 16 comments on your damn useless make-up-slash-spray-tan, gawd, you coulda just worn something to keep us from having to look at it at all. Instead you choose a dress that *highlights* this nasty flaw! Ew.

Sheena, calm the F down. That dress is FANTASTIC!

So...excessively plain is the new glamorous? I thought you had to be ridiculously striking to be famous?

as others have said, it's either ance-cream or concealer. she'd be better off never getting tans in the first place.

lol

Why didn't she just put make-up on her entire chest? Isn't that how you're supposed to use concealer?

Why didn't she just put make-up on her entire chest? Isn't that how you're supposed to use concealer?

The correct medical term is RACKNE, you insensitive clods!!!!!111111one

Who the hell is Blake Lively?

Dee, I'm pretty sure that concealer is supposed to be used just in spots, but only right over the actual blemish, not covering a 30 mile radius around it. It's supposed to be light in color, to offset the darker color of the blemish.

But I think the real culprit here is the flashes. It probably looked fine to the naked eye, but then under the intense glare of the flash.... reverse leopard spots.

And now I have to go jump off a bridge, because I just spend 15 minutes analyzing Blake Lively's chest zits.

In other news, "chacne" is now a word.

NO DEE, #26...that is NOT how you use concealer. Idiot.

i hope she didint pay 4 that nosejob.

That's oil of the lay.

I thought it might be talcum powder...helps reduce the 'sheen' on ones chest if you end up perspiring. So I was told by a female friend who used that shit all the time. Honest, don't look at me like that!

Anyway, that's a perky little body.

Tit zits... Oh, the horror.

Bubbles is right - concealer over chest zits. eew.

Its obvious that she didn't have time to clean up properly after I was giving her a bit of a tonsil inspection in the waiting room behind the backdrop wall....It would have been better if she had been in her usual blue dress instead of this slinky black number...

It's a good thing she's using spray tan. If she gets a real tan, she might get an unfortunate mole on her face or something.

" 20. Sheena - October 21, 2009 5:27 PM

Covering up her chest zits?!? Hey Blake, you ignorant slut, why not try wearing clothing over your offensive skin? Fuckin' 16 comments on your damn useless make-up-slash-spray-tan, gawd, you coulda just worn something to keep us from having to look at it at all. Instead you choose a dress that *highlights* this nasty flaw! Ew.
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Hey Sheena you vapid whore, why not try shutting that cockholster you call a mouth? You're awfully childish and bitter over something that has jack shit to do w you and doesnt affect you in the least...good god. Gawd, you coulda just worn a muzzle to keep us from having to listen to that gaping hole . Instead, you chose to vent and come across like a fucking idiot! Ew?!

Step away from the crack pipe......

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22. Jenna - October 21, 2009 5:38 PM

So...excessively plain is the new glamorous? I thought you had to be ridiculously striking to be famous?
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Um, what? Well, see, she's what we like to call an 'actress' not a model....so she ....well....acts, you see. And as such, because different roles require different looks, she doesnt have to be ridiculously striking.. but the funny thing is, Blake's beautiful, and is far from excessively plain...the fact you would even say something like that just kills any credibility you may have had. Wow. Just wow.

And to the guy a few posts above me , I agree, very nice body. I dont go both ways but if I did...well, I'd go both ways?

That's not because of spray tan, its because she has something on top of her skin that is not the right shade like a concealer. You can see she has some pimples and she probably rubbed some of it on her but it is not dark enough to match her skin tone.

That's just concealer that's too light.

I was expecting the dude to be an nba player.

Meh. Greatly overrated. Kelly Brooke is gorgeous!

the first thing that came to mind was jizz, not chest acne cream. people are seriously stupiddd! lets be honest here, its probably dry skin or something. buttt i think jizz would have been more funny :) i want big boobs like her :(

Pimples on her chest/breasts? How's that happening? She layin on her side at night and gettin all sweaty when those things are mashing together? I could stick something between them to prevent that.

I saw a picture of her with the high slit up the dress. She seems to have a penchant for choosing the worst dresses for these events. I'm not saying she should cover up from head to show, but show a little more taste/class when picking out something to wear.

Why did the same commenter use different names (39 and 40) ....multiple personalities?

@48- nice try, but no. I've got more important shit to do than camp on this board. Just because someone else chose to quote another post, well...I know this is difficult to comprehend but it is feasible that quotation marks were used twice in succession.....as much as I'd like to claim them and patent punctuation, I'm quite sure I'm unable to do so.

Good call though, Sherlock. Good call.

Idiot.

How can other impress her is there any other way.

thaaaaat's what we like to call 'RACNE.'

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Yeah, Steve-O, you've got way better things to do than camp out. Like, oh, camp out on this site. Fuckhead.

She needs her eyebrows done a la Megan Fox or Anna Nicole Smith (Guess Ads).

Here's some helpful advice that would never occur to a celebutard: when one has acne on one's chest, wear something with a higher neckline. My God!

It could be where her skin peeled from a tan!? Or just the zit shit.....
She still looks freaking awsome in pic # 14!

FIRST?!

" 53. Sheena - October 22, 2009 1:52 AM

Yeah, Steve-O, you've got way better things to do than camp out. Like, oh, camp out on this site. Fuckhead.
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oooooh fuckhead..... next time you're going to try and insult someone, make sense, or try to. Dont get upset w me because you came across looking like a dumb cunt from your little tirade in your initial post... I (and several others)just felt like calling you on it. Dont like it? Get the fuck out, stankpuss.

See, there's critiquing, and theres flying off the handle like you...which usually means one of two things...a)you know her personally and she did something to you in a past life that hurt your precious feelings (not likely, since you rarely make it out of the basement) or b) you're a fucking fruit loop. Yea, I'll go w 'b' for 500, Alex.

Keep posting, though, you're nothing if not entertaining and an easy target.

she looks like 40 years broad to me.

You don't have to put on the fake tan

Nobody is perfect. She's f***ing sexy.

Yeah some acne, she looks great! That thing look like I made a mess on her chest. Wear it proudly Blakey...

Mmm, her nose and jaw line look very artificial.

" 63. Gee - October 22, 2009 11:27 AM

Mmm, her nose and jaw line look very artificial."

ok? good call, she got a jaw implant! how could we have missed it?! you really think if she was going to get a nose job THAT is the one she'd have selected?

sometimes i think you guys just post shit to stand out, regardless of how utterly stupid it sounds. wow.

That's concealer!

Helene,

I tried to give her a second glance to see if I missing anything...

No. She's plain. Nice body - but you could say that about almost ANY young Holly...that's just a requirement.

Notice I said nice body. Everything is proportionate. It looks ok in a dress. But it isn't striking. It's not amazing.

And her face is so "apple pie" that it's just boring. Dishwater blonde with serious root touch up needed. Thin lips. Her eyes are underplayed (they're bright blue - she should play them up with make-up so they look larger because they're a nice color). Her jawline is very long which makes her actual facial features look small.

So, I'm sorry. Maybe she's a great actress. But her look is tired.

She does not have a good looking face. She looks like the flesh toned version on the wicked witch of the west.

#49 uhhhh.... wow you really care what that other person said and you say it with "I've got better shit to do than camp on this board"
YEAH OKAY!! If you did you would never have known their comment existed.

" 68. SOS - October 22, 2009 4:41 PM

#49 uhhhh.... wow you really care what that other person said and you say it with "I've got better shit to do than camp on this board"
YEAH OKAY!! If you did you would never have known their comment existed.
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Right, and you wouldnt happen to be that 'other person', would you? Sort of odd how it was pretty much a dead topic about 20 posts up, w no impact on the current discussion and you felt the need to bring it back from the dead and bring it up again. Dont worry, Sheena *wink wink* your secrets safe w me!

Creative name though!

And Blake's very pretty, and definitely not the girl next door type, Jenna.. guess we can agree to disagree but i think she's got a very unique look to her, personally. Then again I'm a guy, what would i know?

There're some folks really enjoying 'Gossip Girl' so i guess she ain't bad at all.

Hey Jenna if she is plain, I wonder what that would make you? *pukes*

Those spots on her chest could be caused by something else too.

Shouldn't she take an allergy test?!

OMG no way that is NOT zit cream! I worked at a tanning salon for almost 10 years and that is a fungus u get from tanning beds! I know this because I HAD IT at one point!

OMG no way that is NOT zit cream! I worked at a tanning salon for almost 10 years and that is a fungus u get from tanning beds! I know this because I HAD IT at one point!

Ali,

Actually, her nose does appear to have been straightened and her jaw looks like it has been shaved (no implants, the jaw bone itself is reshaped to create a more feminine contour. It's an increasingly popular surgery, especially amongst Asians).

I had some unsightly, untanned spots quite the same once when spray tanning. it had something to do with that some gooey stuff that landed on my chest, and turned to glue when it the hot water made contact with it in the shower..............

" 76. Vlad - October 22, 2009 9:45 PM

Ali,

Actually, her nose does appear to have been straightened and her jaw looks like it has been shaved (no implants, the jaw bone itself is reshaped to create a more feminine contour. It's an increasingly popular surgery, especially amongst Asians).
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Thanks for the lesson, professor, but I seriously, seriously, doubt that Blake had fucking jaw bone surgery. Unbelievable. Let it go- she hasnt had fucking facial reconstruction done . Stick w where your apparent expertise is, those wild and crazy Asians !

They are not tit zits people. Good lord. They are obviously bites, maybe mosquito bites, and pink calamine lotion to control the itch.

It's CALAMINE lotion. Looks like some mosquitoes ate her alive. Jeez...

It's CALAMINE lotion. Looks like some mosquitoes ate her alive. Jeez...

it's not calamine lotion, it's not missed spray tan spots....it's concealer to cover her chest blemish!! wake up people!!!

What's those mark in the chest? dry semen....!!!!!!!!!!

I can tell you right now that Helene, Steve-O, Smarm and "Ugh" are all the same person. How creative of your, dumbass. I would not be surprised if it is insecure Blake herself posting, defending her disgusting acne marks and boring face. She is also a sad excuse for an actress (sorry "Helene") considering she got her start without any experience...due to family connections...and who knows what other types of "connections", if you know what I mean. Yes, she is TOTALLY Oscar-worthy...Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants was a masterpiece as is Gossip Girl. Two thumbs up.

I can tell you right now that Helene, Steve-O, Smarm and "Ugh" are all the same person. How creative of you, dumbass. I would not be surprised if it is insecure Blake herself posting, defending her disgusting acne marks and boring face. She is also a sad excuse for an actress (sorry "Helene") considering she got her start without any experience...due to family connections...and who knows what other types of "connections", if you know what I mean. Yes, she is TOTALLY Oscar-worthy...Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants was a masterpiece as is Gossip Girl. Two thumbs up.

Her face looks 40. It kind of scares me.

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

her make-up artist should be canned!!!!! way to cover a zit up!!!!! try matching her make-up to her skin tone!!!!

She probably did it herself.
She didn't relies her face is a diffrent skin tone from her chest.
I had my make-up done for a wedding. I had red spots on my neck.
The woman doing my make up pulled out Visen.
The kind for red eyes.
It took the red right out of the spots.
seriously
she probably did it herself.
0,-,0

Blake... omg..