Ashley Greene in a bikini
These are the Ashley Greene bikini shots that started making the Internet rounds today and nobody seems to know (or care) where they came from. So keeping with all the journalism happening here, I took the liberty of adding one more random pic for the sole fact that you can see 1/5th of Ashley's areola.
Dedicated to Walter Cronkite 1916 - 2009

Reader Comments
1. Puddinpants - October 6, 2009 11:39 PM
She is attractive.
2. ChicagoEric - October 6, 2009 11:40 PM
Oh my, I think she was my server today at the Chicago Hooters. Oh wait, I'm mistaken, she was the counter girl at the YMCA I live at. I took those pictures of her before I hit the pool at the Y.
3. Dani Moran - October 6, 2009 11:41 PM
I think that's more like 20% areola. :)
4. mixedmartialartvideos.com - October 6, 2009 11:41 PM
very nice!
5. Stabby the Guard - October 6, 2009 11:44 PM
Her bikini fits like baggy jeans
6. Leighton Meester's Keester Eater - October 6, 2009 11:56 PM
Her nudes were better
7. jamillah - October 7, 2009 12:05 AM
Where are her waist and hips? She's athletic, but her body is positively deformed-looking.
8. ringmybell - October 7, 2009 12:06 AM
she's in great shape and has very pretty, natural features.
9. Ralph - October 7, 2009 12:09 AM
Judging by the clocks in the background, Walter Kronkite took these photos.
10. Amy - October 7, 2009 12:10 AM
She has a beautiful face.
11. Your Mom's Beaver - October 7, 2009 12:22 AM
I don't know who in Hades she is, but I need to reupholster my recliner before my wife gets home.
12. Your Mom's Beaver - October 7, 2009 12:24 AM
I don't know who in Hades she is, but I need to reupholster my recliner before my wife gets home.
13. minx - October 7, 2009 1:00 AM
I will admit, I'm totally jealous of her cat-like face... but not of her waist to hip ratio.
14. http://www.thefamousphere.com - October 7, 2009 1:01 AM
she'd be good for body shots because that belly button could sure hold a lot of liquor.
15. Lesley - October 7, 2009 1:46 AM
This bitch used to have a dick.
16. Jose - October 7, 2009 2:06 AM
LOL I hope you guys are TRYING to be insecure, overcritical lil trolls. You couldnt even dream of actually being in any way shape or form involved with a girl like this. So I guess defense mechanisms like these date back to grade school where youre just programmed to look for anything bad to make yourself seem less imperfect. Lol her bellybutton, her waist to hip ratio lol. Gimme a break the girl is beautiful period. Like alot of girls ..and Im sure youll search like crazy to find somethin wrong with them too ;)
17. Jamillah - October 7, 2009 2:40 AM
at #16:
The girl is very athletic --in great shape. But her BODY SHAPE is faaar from ideal --she has no waist-line or hips. Women are supposed to have waist/hip ratios of 0.7 or less -- it's what indicates fertility and is a primary female sexual characteristic. Girls who lack this waist/hip ratio are not only unhealthier, but lkess attractive.
18. joffo - October 7, 2009 3:10 AM
Ashley Greene Twilight Star Scandal Video
http://freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Ashley_Greene_Scandal_Video
19. Guyinaz - October 7, 2009 3:18 AM
Where were these pictures taken? Do I see a dude talking on the phone at a desk in the background? They have that 3 clock thing going on, so obviously someone is too stupid to add an hour per time zone. This is like one of those casting couch scenes where the guy is all "a blow job would really help your career at this second in time"
20. Kait - October 7, 2009 3:21 AM
people scrutinize too much - a girl cant have everything. she is very naturally pretty, and that's good. Yes she doesnt have much hips, but in realty there are very few women with good natural looks, nice boobs, and big hips.
21. Charley Kane - October 7, 2009 3:59 AM
Oh yes, very nice, and before any digital work too. Beats the other Twilight girl hands down.
22. Ryan the Canadian - October 7, 2009 4:28 AM
Great lips and boobies. BOOBIES!
23. Sickitten - October 7, 2009 4:39 AM
1 hr cheek implant procedure would benefit her greatly.
http://sickitten.com/2009/10/07/cheek-implants-are-as-common-as-breast-implants-people.aspx
Some of the male commenters on here might want to check this out. it could help them.
24. Sickitten - October 7, 2009 4:42 AM
#20, thank you. I'll have my boyfriend take a look at your comment so he knows how lucky he is.
25. JustBeatIt - October 7, 2009 6:22 AM
her face reminds me of a rodent.
26. Phil McCracken - October 7, 2009 6:26 AM
Finally, Hollywood has chosen some decent looking women... Fucking hell am I tired of looking at the slags we've had banging around for the last decade. Get Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton the fuck out of here, and replace them with the girls from Twilight (gay movie).
27. bobx - October 7, 2009 6:27 AM
@16 &20
She looks like a dude from the waist down. If you're into shemale trannies than by all means enjoy.
28. spinal - October 7, 2009 7:35 AM
Beautiful girl, beautiful body. I don't know who she is but whatever.
Cue some mouth breathing idiot calling her fat in 3, 2, 1...
29. Turd the third - October 7, 2009 7:45 AM
Its OK, she looks totally bored or like she is posing for pictures that she really doesn't want taken. Ok bod, ok face, maybe she needs some Pam Anderson tatts to look like a real bad ass celebrity. Oh yah, this bathing suit is really really horrible and doesnt work with her body shape well
30. The Rough report - October 7, 2009 7:48 AM
Im greene with envy on account of the total love affair between the camera and Ashlee. Yeah I think youre up for the Edward R. Murrow awards for this Fish....
31. Keith - October 7, 2009 7:54 AM
She's got no waist. Boxy midsection.
32. Cheese - October 7, 2009 8:30 AM
Damn i wish i had a penis. WAIT i do have a penis!!
Ashley Greene i'll be there in 10 minutes!!
33. Pilatunes - October 7, 2009 8:30 AM
What a fabulours, natural, fit figure. Pretty too!
34. nicefrenchgurl - October 7, 2009 8:34 AM
she is gorgeous
can i have the same ones for christmas? please?
ps: did anyone else notice how much she looks like judie foster on the 1st pic?
35. Rancid - October 7, 2009 8:47 AM
Chick has very little makeup on - that takes it to a totally different level. Any broad with pancake and photoshop can look like a movie star. But what does she look like first thing in the morning?
If a girl is hot the moment she wakes up she's a goddess.
36. See Alice - October 7, 2009 8:57 AM
Where are her hips ?
37. small business health insurance - October 7, 2009 9:09 AM
looks good to me
38. blahblah - October 7, 2009 9:17 AM
Love it.
39. havoc - October 7, 2009 9:21 AM
Awesome!!!
Who is she?
.
40. Sapphire - October 7, 2009 9:31 AM
#13 (Minx): How does a person have a "cat-like" face? She looks like a human being to me, not an animal.
41. Sapphire - October 7, 2009 9:34 AM
I've never seen a woman shaped like this before, she has this huge wide torso and skinny legs. I'm kinda freaked out by it.
42. :(bua - October 7, 2009 9:52 AM
@41 - Sadly, many women have this problem. I have amazing, long, tanned, fit legs, and a flat muscly tummy, but i do have hips too, with shape. so it looks like this, straight on. sucks. i see all the brasilian models with tiny waists, and perfect hips that lead to that curve starting the thighs, and i feel like crying. you can lose weight, tone up, tan, anything - but you can't change your bones. SUCKS.
43. hacksaw - October 7, 2009 10:05 AM
I'd hit it.
44. Nome King - October 7, 2009 10:10 AM
Have no idea who she is. I'd hit it, but she looks like your typical chick you'd see in the mall.
45. panzy - October 7, 2009 10:21 AM
it looks like she's got man hands in the last picture.
46. JADE - October 7, 2009 10:31 AM
Now you know if this girl came up to any one of your dorks and flirted with you , you would not be thinking about her waist. You would cream your Star Wars underwear. She is sexy and worked hard for that body, none of you can say that.
47. Chatham - October 7, 2009 10:38 AM
She TOTALLY looks like Jodie Foster!!
48. good god - October 7, 2009 10:41 AM
-lol- some people amaze me.
How perfect must some of you be to pass judgment on any and every little flaw you can make yourselves see. I think you should all post a pic of yourselves, so we can be in awe of your perfect greatness.. I'd really LOVE to see what a flawless person looks like. Come on, don't keep us waiting.
Ashley looks wonderful. And what ever happened to beauty is only skin deep anyway?
I'd hate to think any of you might have children, and the morals you must be trying to instill in them.
49. Dave Mustaine - October 7, 2009 10:46 AM
I would slowly put it in her.
50. Julia Marks - October 7, 2009 10:47 AM
She's so beautiful!!
51. The Rough report - October 7, 2009 10:50 AM
Man hunter Jodie Foster? the Charles Bronson of our generation? no way...
52. alisa - October 7, 2009 11:18 AM
very few women have a small waist and hips. dumb bitches
53. Mike Miller - October 7, 2009 11:28 AM
I would just like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for posting these pics. My good gawd she is gorgeous.
54. .... - October 7, 2009 11:30 AM
she's in great shape, way bigger knockers than i gave her credit for, face looks decent natural (although something about it is making me feel like i am looking at kiddy porn), nice hair. but the actual shape of her body is not so hot. i know she can't help it, and for those saying its being picky - its not, women are really meant to have a defined waist, that is what makes them different from men. it is literally their defining characteristic as a gender.
55. LOL - October 7, 2009 11:53 AM
"it is literally their defining characteristic as a gender. "
Dontcha think the vagina and breasts are a bit more defining characterstics than a waist, you clueless homo?
56. For all the ,"I'd hit it" comments - October 7, 2009 11:54 AM
Even on this womans lowest self esteem day, she would never flirt with any of the dorks on this site. I envision their mommies yelling at them to clean their room, while they are posting on this site, with one hand on thier keyboard. The other pulling their "pork". They are probably dreaming of mommy, while doing it.
"if this girl came up to any one of your dorks and flirted with you ".
57. Superevil - October 7, 2009 12:34 PM
I'm in the mood for a little kristen stewart to ashley greene ATM.
58. Steve O - October 7, 2009 1:01 PM
"42. :(bua - October 7, 2009 9:52 AM
@41 - Sadly, many women have this problem. I have amazing, long, tanned, fit legs, and a flat muscly tummy, but i do have hips too, with shape. so it looks like this, straight on. sucks. i see all the brasilian models with tiny waists, and perfect hips that lead to that curve starting the thighs, and i feel like crying. you can lose weight, tone up, tan, anything - but you can't change your bones. SUCKS."
Hahahahaha......fucking full of yourself much? 'I have amazing, long tanned, fit legs and a flat muscle tummy' .....get the fuck over yourself already. Even if you DID have said 'assetts' (doubtful) no one talks about themselves like that unless a)youre far too stuck on yourself and convinced that youre hotter than you are, or b)are really a man just trying to get a rise out of someone who insists on 'seeing pics'....I'm guessing c) all of the above.
59. Jamillah - October 7, 2009 1:58 PM
At #55:
The vagina yes, the breasts no. The waist/hp ratio is a PRIMARY sexual indicator -- it indicates fertility and the ability to healthily reproduce. That's why men don't have waist/hip ratios and why pre-pubescent girls don't either. Look it up.
Furthermore, a low/waist hip ratio is UNIVERSALLY recognized as the most desirable female characteristic(look it up). ..... and having no waist/hips also indicates a higher propensity for illness(heart disease, etc.) -- yet another reason why people are biologically programmed to have a preference for women with defined waists.
60. Amy - October 7, 2009 2:14 PM
#59 is correct..except that he/she fails to point out that most men do this unconsiously. Men generally have no idea that they are honing in on a woman's waist to hip ratio. This is why someone larger like Marilyn Monroe was a huge sex symbol...she had the perfect waist to hip ratio. In other words, a woman can be stick thin or much more healthy, and as long as they have that appox hip to waist ratio, she is considered very attractive to a man. Size doesn't have a lot to do with it...just shape. Breasts don't have a lot to do with it. either..it's just cultural.
61. crazypants - October 7, 2009 3:08 PM
That's a great looking girl, that's it. This hip-ratio shit is nonsense, she radiates health and vigor, and has clear perfect skin.
62. Darth - October 7, 2009 3:24 PM
Not too bad.Your friendly next door neighbor girl in a bikini.
63. Kangaroo - October 7, 2009 4:04 PM
She may have no waist, but she can pick up a peanut with her asshole.
64. Sexy Video Chat - October 7, 2009 4:11 PM
Have no idea who she is, but I would let her borrow my 'plunger'.
65. Statutory Conflict - October 7, 2009 4:41 PM
Is she twelve or thirteen?
Looks like petafile bait at best....
66. bunie - October 7, 2009 4:46 PM
she kinda looks like kristen stward. but she wayyyyyyyyyy hotter!!!kristen is trashy if she fixs ha self she'll be pretty.
67. bunie - October 7, 2009 4:46 PM
she kinda looks like kristen stward. but she wayyyyyyyyyy hotter!!!kristen is trashy if she fixs ha self she'll be pretty.
68. Ein - October 7, 2009 5:11 PM
Lol man, compared to the crap I bangle she is a living Aphrodite.
69. Amy - October 7, 2009 5:24 PM
#66, if you read the Twilight saga, you'd know that Bella (Kristen Stewart) is supposed to be a very plain girl. But Ashley Greene is supposed to be goddess-like beautiful.
70. Hellaluya - October 7, 2009 6:50 PM
In the last pic you can see her nipple, it looks like they tried to edit it out. I'm surprised no one noticed this
71. QuadD - October 7, 2009 6:52 PM
Man Hands!!
72. my2wings - October 7, 2009 9:32 PM
what bikini is that, i really like it
73. She's a little sextoy - October 7, 2009 10:33 PM
Beautiful body....ouch
74. mer - October 7, 2009 11:10 PM
She looks terribly uncomfortable.
75. Tom - October 8, 2009 3:34 AM
Oh rank. She looks like a boy.
I have more curves than that.
She has a gorgeous face but her body is so unsexy my penis is retracting inside my body.
I am a woman now.
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WOW she's looking so sexy and hot.................
She looks more hot in swim suit...
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79. katrina bowden - October 8, 2009 10:56 AM
she looks good. Who is she?
80. Shari - October 8, 2009 9:48 PM
These pictures are quite old! I saved one of them to my computer in August of 2008.
She's very pretty - gorgeous face, beautiful hair, and yeah, she may have too much waist and no hip, but at least she's in shape and healthy looking. She's not over/under-weight or deformed by plastic surgery so she's great in my book.
81. Ara - October 8, 2009 11:04 PM
#55:
LOLL!!
82. in4ya - October 9, 2009 4:06 AM
at #54 and #55
Actually, it has been proven scientifically, that the first thing men look at, is a women's waste. If it's hourglass like, then she gets the highest marks for being attractive. Amazingly this score more than other features like big child like eyes and a higher child like voice. Of course these things would not be issues when a woman would not be a woman in the first place.
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84. cc - October 13, 2009 6:40 PM
My vas deferens just exploded. Damn you, Superficial!
85. Jane - December 9, 2009 7:42 PM
Right well - she's not good enough for Jackson Rathbone if we're judging by the physical. If I looked like that, I wouldn't have the arrogance to have a photo shoot because if her boobs were one cup size down she'd have the body of a man. Shame, but I'm an awful lot hotter.
86. Blake - March 12, 2010 9:30 AM
She's beautiful... Waist to hip ratio is a bunch of bull! Wide a** hips don't make u attractive a healthy toned body does, and that's what she has.
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