Oct 26 2009Amy Winehouse clearly can't feel the nipples on those things


I didn't plan on writing two posts about Amy Winehouse today, but in my defense, who could've predicted she'd run around London tonight with her brand new bolt-ons hanging out? -- Okay, I should've seen this coming. Lots more to come as soon as I finish starring all these nips and recover from PTSD.

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hahaha, awesome.

Ballet slippers!?

awkward.

not bad not bad

she may be raunchy and all that jazz...but, call me crazy, she has some nice nips!

Oh god, I hadn't seen her legs yet. No, not awkward. DISGUSTING.

God look at the stretch marks on her breasts.

Well, at least she's looking a bit less like a crack whore these days.

Can't argue with the little guy. Approve.

an improvement, if you ask me...

damn, that is one shitty boob job

12. ariel - October 26, 2009 9:08 PM

damn, that is one shitty boob job

They are all shitty

Take Fits!!!1

Well if i was at a bar and it was last call, and desperate in a dry spell and had to choose between Winehouse and Brooke Hungry (Steve Phillips mistress) considering Winehouse just brushed her teeth I probably go with Winehouse...

beautiful fucking tits man!

That's what a crack whore's boobs look like. How disappointing. She really is f'ng ugly after all those drugs.

She looks like a living, walking skeletor with supernatural hypnotic splotch marks that reappear and disappear from all those drugs. And good lord, the SAGGING SKIN on her thighs is so gross. That's what some 80 year olds do not even have.

Her breath is bad, bad, bad. Lots of rotting teeth from the drugs.

PEOPLE THIS IS WHY YOU STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS. YOU'LL END UP LOOKING IN YOUR 60'S WHEN YOU ARE ONLY HER AGE. And you'll end up with skinny, saggy legs too!

No really, she doesn't even know its out.
What?

What?

it's like my grandmother got implants and I'm still looking at the pics.
I think I need therapy now

HER BREATH SMELLS LIKE SEWAGE. FOR REALS. I SMELLED IT.

How can she have such bad stretch marks on her breasts? It's one thing if you've had kids, and had your tits swell up to the size of balloons. That's hot, and who cares about stretch marks in that case. But she's nothing but a junkie who has never had kids. That don't make no sense!

Ok Amy, you look super feminine. Now, do something about those weird legs. Waist down, you look like a starving kid.

Improvement for sure. She's now fappable in that eastern european "cam girl" way.

Improvement for sure. She's now fappable in that eastern european "cam girl" way.

I am going to have to sleep with the lights on for a while.

Ugh. Zhe iz zo ugly. Ugly people zhould be zent to a camp zo we do not have to zee them. Oh no. Joe Jonaz and Sac Efron r fighting over me again. Sac! Put the knife knife down! Thiz iz inzane! Zigh......

I'd totally tap that. Eyes closed of course, but I'd totally tap that.

She was really good in Schindler's list though.

I had no idea Amy suffered from Dystonia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4gj5_PFbVo

Shes ugly and she still cant perform. I dont know what all the fuss is about her. Shes a looser druggie. Just because she was doing retro music somone thought she had talent. if she disapeared tomorrow nobody would miss her.

she is almost ready for porn!

I bet those puppies are full of vodka, the stretch marks are from overfilling from time to time.... She is an ugly bitch but I'd take a couple of pulls on those..

Sing the following to the Pina Colada song!

she likes penis alotta, getting seen with disdain, she is such a big douchebag, she is into cocaine....

who is up to adding the next verse...

original lyrics by:
Turd (da song writer) the Third......

At least they are no sagging anymore and stretch marks are a disgrace, they can appear anywhere, no need to have kids, if the skin is weak, there's nothing to solve it.

Nope. I still wouldn't.

Meh...I've had worse.... C'mon everybody lets Jiggle!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

You know, her tits really weren't that bad before.

No, seriously, they weren't.

eww

hey #7, her legs are just like those of any supermodel. stick-thin and awful.
it looks like winehouse is trying to pull a trick to score some rock.

I really like Amy Winehouse's first debut cd! she has such a unique and smooth style! What a banging voice!

Damn - she's still homely as a mud fence even with the aftermarket tatas, but she's got a great set of pipes... So what is that, the Bette Midler syndrome?

Damn - she's still homely as a mud fence even with the aftermarket tatas, but she's got a great set of pipes... So what is that, the Bette Midler syndrome?

The following is a public service announcement.

"Hey. Yeah, you. Wanna smoke crack? You do?

Do you also want to look like you're sixty-two when you're only twenty-six? Do you want to smoke so much crack that your teeth fall out, all while your enabler boyfriend rots in prison? You do?

Do you want to 'get clean' long enough for everyone to notice how haggard, used, and unattractive you've become, and then get breast implants that are so ridiculous they make your nipples look like two bruised buttholes on your chest? You do?

C'mon, kid. Don't be the next Amy Winehouse."

The More You Know...

Damn, her getting new tits is like spraying perfume on a turd...

perfection

@ #43... The more you Kohl's

You know, in her defense, this is the best she looked in years. Face is improving w/out all the drugs scabs. Boobs will look better in a bit, after they settle in.

Oh great. I'm calling it now: this will be Fish's newest celeb crush. She's got all the requirements: No talent (seriously give me a break), attention whore, drug junkie, food starved, a fake and disproportioned body, and the face of a transexual. Sounds about right. Oh look, it this post managed to find it's way on the So Freaking Hot galleries. Imagine that.

So thats them. hmm. OK i guess

wi-no!
wi-no!


Is she growing side burns?

Been awhile since you posted amy winehouse pics, I'll have to admit, this time I only tasted a little vomit in my mouth.

She looks amazing. I'm shocked how hard some people are on her. She's unique and looks great!

Best she's ever looked ... I'd probably fuck her ... and say that i did too ...

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It's the first time that has ever happened to me and I don't really know what that means.. Fix please?

if i tried to construct a sex robot in my garage made out of caulk, my most expensive clothes from 1999, and household cleaning products, i think amy wins, guys.

amy > konkie

now, lemme feel 'em

Just when you thought she couldn't get any more white trash, she blossoms into a full blown slutty whore with ridiculously over-inflated bolt on cans. Nice pointed out titty nipples; her tits are so big now that she has no tops to contain them...

ah ew, the stretch marks are gross! >.>

Black filth under her nails, tattoos of topless chicks on her arms, granny style radically stretched marked tits loping out ..... You may call her a mess of a train wreck! ...... But I call her, MY KIND OF A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!

This raunchy 'babe' is definitely a 3 rubber fuck, & I volunteer to be the man to take on that challenge. :O)

Well, it's an improvement, but those legs need work. At least she looks healthier than in the past.

Now inject some hips.

Wll ahem ahem what about her..she is actually a fashion blunder...

She doesnt look bad....And everyone needs to stop talking about her stretch marks..Some people, like me whos tits seemed to grow to DDs overnight, just cant help that..

And this is drug free? Get back on the shit you skank.

I gotta admist, I find it hard to believe anyone thinks this idiot has talent. She can't sing or dance with any rhythm. She exists because of her ethnicity. She is like the shit sandwhich Miley Cyrus. This is the kind of garbage the Media Moguls try to feed us.

Her legs are repulsive. Why can't she OD already?

At some point, every woman in the world would have the natural reaction to adjust the halter top...just out of sure habit. Most women realize that there is a chance for nip slip in a top like this. And, that is a great thing. But the occasional adjustment is sexy and shows that you are aware of your surroundings. Put them a way from time to time. Then, when they slip out, it is a treat and really cool, rather than being a "yawn".

At some point, every woman in the world would have the natural reaction to adjust the halter top...just out of sure habit. Most women realize that there is a chance for nip slip in a top like this. And, that is a great thing. But the occasional adjustment is sexy and shows that you are aware of your surroundings. Put them a way from time to time. Then, when they slip out, it is a treat and really cool, rather than being a "yawn".

Her new flesh cones are in stark contrast to what her legs look like! This is one ugly broad. I would have to wear a full face respirator to go down on this bitch.....just shaking at the thought.....thinking he might enjoy sniffing the gentle fragrance of a ripe garbage dump better...

she has hairy arms

Her father said they cost a lot more than a normal boob job. I wonder how long before they are covered in disgusting tats. Tats for tits!!

Methinks Katie Price has some new competition out there! W00T!

Oh shit the superficial was right! She did get implants damn.

Oh shit the superficial was right! She did get implants damn.

Pretty creative way to get your hands on painkillers.

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Nice breasts. She has a pretty areola and nipple.

Well I'll never fuck her again.

What I can't believe is a surgeon actually agreed to put this women under GA. I also can't believe she came out of it.

Oh and BTW - little biology lesson....to those who have clearly never seen a pair up close before. Show me a woman without a single stretch mark on her boobs and I'll show you a woman who hasn't got any...

hehehehe.. nice pics

Is she.... posing? Trying to look.... sexy?

design service

I see only stars??????

meh. at least she looks like she ate something...

krazy hot kelli,

What the FUCK is wrong with you?!?!!?!?!?!?

Dear #80. Nat,
you must be really stupid, some women on their breasts have stretchmarks other don't, I don't, i'm 28 and my boobs are in perfect shape so... fuck your biology lesson since you missed them all.

@#87 & #80

PICS FOR PROOF

Her face (and, well, everything else) looks better than it has ever - good for her, maybe she's pulling herself together.

Miracles happen.

GUACALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She doesnt look bad in pic 6-8, I'll do her

Funny. She's a lot less annoying with a set of boobies.

Amy Winehouse suffers from the "Fap Paradox"! Even though you're looking at a pic of her all cleaned up with her tits hanging out & you want to jerk it, but from the back of your mind you keep seeing her stumbling around all cracked out ,scabby, and fucked up! Ah what the hell I'm fappin'!

#80

Plenty of large-chested don't have stretch marks. It just depends on how they grow (whether it's a steady growth or all at once). I don't have any stretch marks on my boobs. Plus, it's hard as hell but you can make them go away. I don't know...maybe you haven't been looking at enough boobs?

those boobs are just wrong, they are like two half oranges stuck under her skin!

You can put fake tits on the front of a dumpster......... doesn't make it sexy.

Huh..... she actually looks kinda hot.

In the future, you will be able to walk up to any woman between the age of 18 and 25, and just start banging her. Thanks, Amy (and Pam)!

Modern medicine can turn any woman into a butterface.

Stretch marks. yum!

Her eyes on pic #6 look so sad...
Just give her a break...

What a set of implants can do for a girl!

She's now he same body shape as Katie Price.

Shouldn't she consider to become a catwalk model?

Additionally, there's be some bitchin' stretch marks. Where's the plastic surgery to undo the side effects of plastic surgery?

How gross is this!! I mean seriously! What doctor in their right mind would even perform surgery on this crack head... She is soooooo talented though!

Check out more pics of her and her goddaughter, thats right.. I said goddaughter! lol!!:
http://thechictalker.com/2009/10/amy-is-a-flashing-star/

I'd eat her ass...

Moron,

Good luck with your AAs. I'm sure they are perfectly lovely. Moron.

Dear Hate to Break it to You Nat,

No need for the rudeness, but if we're going down that rabbit hole than ok. You're fat. Only if you start out heavy and then develop breasts can you get away with not having any. I'm a DD and a US size 4. Mine are barely visible. Much like in these pics actually where I can barely see anything like a stretch mark. But in the right light and looking closely they are still there. Would hardly trade mine in however.

So, you're a big girl and got big boobs. That's fine. But not exactly the same process as growing them. You probably had a pair from toddlerhood.

As far as looking at other boobs, I'm too busy admiring my own thanks.

Her legs!! OMG! Wtf, why are they that small?!?

#65 Once upon a time she was a great talent who could actually sing live, but yes now she has no rhythm and is completely fucked in the head thanks to drugs. Another waste like Lilo.

Her legs look out of proportion to her body, looks freaky as hell. She was cute when she had curves.

She's so ugly

I'm pretty sure that these photos prove she's actually a man. The arm hair alone...

That is one classy broad.

That is one classy broad.

Two words: Syd Barrett

I personally think she's hot!

does she notice that ?

ill hit

Her only hope for a second look would be a pearl necklace.

Love to spend a weekend at her trailer.

Idk why Amy Winehouse gets so much attention she's like a whingeing child when she's singing, same goes for Lily Allen, Pixie Lott and all the others...so she's mutilated herself again yeah blah blah well done Amy!! Not! great example to young girls already obsessed with body issues it's like ''hey girls you too can be a size 2 ex junkie with plastic boobs from the surgeon'' SURGERY IS PAINFUL and you could DIE!!! I wish this trend for plastic beauty could be reversed somehow!!

It's .... not sexy

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