Sep 3 2009Tony Romo finds replacement for Jessica Simpson

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Meh, nothing special. Jessica had some huge ol titties!

I don't like her type of face (it's like Jenny McCarthy's) but that's just my personal taste.

Watch everyone start saying, "He replaced Jessica with a skinnier look-alike!!" when their only similarity is bleached blonde hair.

Very nice upgrade.

She looks good now, but wait, her crow feet are gonna start creeping from the corners of her eyes, her eyelids are gonna get real thin and saggy which will make her eyeshadow fall off, her extensions will have nothing to grab onto cuz she'll be bald all by the time she is 35. Its the typical white girl syndrome.

So, so much much better than that short, fat hilbilly Jessica with the man-chin and retard eyes.

Keep in mind Jessica's boobs, although large, are fat girl boobs - which mean they flop into her armpits when she's laying on her back. Not firm, not toned, just big bags of bacon grease.

This girl's firm and perky boobs win out over Jessica's

Wow, she's pretty.

Miss Fucking-Missouri?!?

She is a bible thumping moron for sure. Fuck all you fundamental christian cunts. That's right, I'm talking to you. Fuck you all the way to Fucksburg.

Thank you.

Stunning.

She got that Christina Applegate vibe going on, and when she takes off the make up shes Zellwigger. Eerie similaries...

#9, if she's naked, on my bed, with her legs spread getting drilled by jackhammer of a boner, I don't care if she's Amish or Wiccan or any other religion.

I hope Tony, the ugly caveman, defiles this pretty young flower. She could do a lot better than Tony.

Her neck is nice and long. It could hold a nice long length of COCK. Long necks are underappreciated.

Yikes! That pointy chin could bruise a guy's groin! She's the scariest sister in the sorority.

This chick's thighs - nice, long, but not too skinny. Soft as butter, but toned.
Jessica's thighs - short, stumpy, too muscular, cottage cheesy.

No comparison. Glad to see that Tony's picking up his game.

@5...Are you jealous because her extensions look better than your own? Don't hate on her, you don't even know the woman. Sounds like you need a good boost in self esteem! Some exercise may do the trick. Good luck!

Not bad...not sure if its a step up from JS physically but Tony has got to be relieved in not having to deal with Papa Simpson.

He still won't win a playoff game this year though....

hahahaha her eyes are so funny.

i bet she's still a virgin for Jesus.

He replaced Jessica with a skinnier look-alike!!

@9. Come on, you can't judge by the state someone was born in what they are into or not. I take acception to midwesterners being intolerant. We are some of the most polite people you would ever meet.

#12

If she is on your bed it's because she is lost. Lost in the literal sense, not the figurative "lost" like the fundamental cunts talk about.

#21 - she's a bible thumper:

"Candice attended Trinity Christian Academy in Addison, TX"

#3 ... and a nose job ? Along with the bottle blonde thing ... not sure I'd want to be famous for dating Tony Romo ... and her close-set eyes, too sharp-looking.

23. Oops, must have skipped that part. Well, she looks wholesome at least with a little bit of something going on behind her eyes. I think she is cute.

What's with red state girls and big Donna Reed-style hair? Ugly.

Why would a NFL quarterback date some prissy boring christian? The answer? He wouldn't. This chick must fuck, and must fuck him hard. He wouldn't tolerate anything less. Her china doll looks just adds to her dirty little bedroom slut alter ego. I bet she's her clit is tighter that snare drum.

Everyone that is saying this chick is not hot etc is either gay, fat smelly obese or ugly toothless bitches! She is smokin hot!

Harry are you silly or what, that is pagent hair you square. In the last pic her hair is normal.

@27

"I bet she's her clit is tighter that snare drum."

Jimbo, Jimbo Jimbo...let's forget the grammar problem here for the moment. You really don't have a working knowledge of female anatomy now do you?

JFC.

Pointy chin, huge schnoz and her eyes are too close together. Fake tits can only distract you for so long.

@27

Hahaha, how the fuck does a clit get tight or loose? I think you're confused.

Also, I have to say what is being avoided. Her brother is much prettier than she is.

Oh hell yeah.

I bet her cooch smells like rainbows and Care Bears....

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Does this girl have a pull-string from her back, and you pull it and she says random things?

big teef.

22 my ass that heifer looks like a MILF.

She is just as mannish as the former- pointy chin, close set eyes, and a big nose. Her body is only avergae only in that she is slim and toned, nothing special about her shape. Blaaaaahhhh as white bread.

Great legs.

There we go. No more distractions jumping around in the stands during the season. She looks like the intellectual type who would show up at the Houston Texans stadium wondering where her boyfriend is. Probably just figured there's only 1 of them 'foosball' teams in Texas. The structued schedule of 4 days practice, 1 day off, 1 day of banging this chick and 1 day to play will work well.

I lived down the street from Trinity Christian Academy in Addison...basically, it's just a bunch of rich kids whose parents don't want them in public school!! She is just another really well-groomed Dallas superficialite.

She looks pretty vacant, btw.

Wow she's so ugly compared to her brother. Too fake!barbie look.

Word, I was gonna say her brother's much prettier

27 - Poor Jimbo doesn't know the difference between a clit and a vagina. Clits don't get tight or less tight. You don't know females at all, you poor thing. You might try to read about female anatomy before you lose your virginity because if you try to insert your penis into a girl's clit, you are gonna have problems. Good luck!

27 - Poor Jimbo doesn't know the difference between a clit and a vagina. Clits don't get tight or less tight. You don't know females at all, you poor thing. You might try to read about female anatomy before you lose your virginity because if you try to insert your penis into a girl's clit, you are gonna have problems. Good luck!

Chicks from Missouri love to give it up. They tend to have esteem issues, so they get it from sex. I bet she is Romo's pin-cushion, nothing more. dude needs a way to relax. And as well all know, Jess is not exactly into sex and stuff as her show proved.

#39, Wait until she tells her parents that Tony works with black people.

Trading in for Younger and Dumber, you can't go fucking wrong there Romo!

As much as I hate your fucking guts since you're a cowboy, you practice good logic.

What's wrong with her face? It looks like a plastic face.

dead behind the eyes. not hot.

Compare her lean musclular arms to those fatty fat fatty arms of Jessica.

Her legs are sweet, too. Best of all, she looks both dumb and boring. Perfect fuck toy for a month or two. No presonality, so she just smiles, and waits to show off her prize for Tony to drill, not realizing she soon be discarded into the trash heap of desperate blondes.

She has the whitest teeth I ever came across.

That's a double entendre right there folks.

shes a CA 10

better than simpson? maybe ,maybe not but nothing wrong with a bit of strange.

Cute but not as good a motorboat as Jessica would give. More tugboat.

he must go for really intelligent girls
she looks like a nobel prize winner

wow! She is beautiful!!!

Her eyes are way too close together, she's like a frikking cyclops!
Missouri though so ....

She's much hotter than that short squatty little fuck he was with before.

Her eyes are too close together?!? Give me a break... She is freaking gorgeous.

very wierd... tony romo dated carrie underwood, who dated this new girl's brother... he needs to get out more...poor jessica, he's been cheating a long time....

very wierd... tony romo dated carrie underwood, who dated this new girl's brother... he needs to get out more...poor jessica, he's been cheating a long time....

Jessica was MUCH better....

UPGRADE!!!!!!!!!!!! The face is a little off but that body is on point! Jessica wishes she had a body like that.

Very hot. Looks like Kristen Bell a bit no?

looks too much like female version of chace crawford. is it just me, or is that really disturbing?

Oh, the untold tragedies that have resulted from Jimbob's confusion about the clit. No wonder he has the time to comment here.

it looks like the chick from Scrubs

Because of her looks we'd forgive her she's from Missouri.

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That's one hot bitch, much more up market than that Jessica Simpson.

Wow her brother is so much prettier. The same features but they just.. wow. I have a thing for Chace Crawford big time!

17. "Shaniqua", I hate to state the obvious, but you are clearly a fat, illiterate negro. Look up "schadenfreude", and you might understand what this site is really all about.

65. She could be from Uranus, and I couldn't care less. She can pray to any god she wants while I'm bangin' her hard doggie style and I won't complain. Bitch is smokin'.

Romo is still gay though. A waste, really.

hmmm.. is she trying to tighten her vagina ? haha...

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I wonder what it's like having a brother that's prettier than you.

wow, i expected chace's sister to be a complete knockout.. totally agree amanda... her face is kind of weird actually..

Oh hell yeah.................absofuckinlutely GORGEOUS!!!!!! Absurd beautiful legs.............

I looked drunk ...:)

Shes a very beautiful women any man would be lucky to be with her! I'm not sure about personality though. I'm sure shes a great women, besides John isn't even goodlooking. Nick was good looking so was Tony Romo, coming from a straight man btw. She could do a lot better!