Sep 11 2009Tila Tequila case dismissed, no charges for Shawn Merriman
San Diego Diego District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis will not be filing charges against Shawne Merriman of the Chargers. He was placed under citizen's arrest by Tila Tequila after he allegedly choked her and refused to let her to leave his apartment Sunday. Apparently no one bought it.. ESPN reports:
Dumanis decided not to charge Merriman after her office spent three days reviewing reports from the San Diego County Sheriff's Department.
"After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009, incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed," Dumanis said in a statement. "This case is now closed. No further comment will be made."
Naturally, Tila fired back via her lawyer who called the decision "reckless" and is threatening a civil suit, according to a statement issued to TMZ:
"Tila Tequila is the victim of a violent crime. The San Diego District attorney's decision not to press charges against Shawne Merriman for the battering of Tila Tequila demonstrates an unconscionable negligence in the discharging of their public duties. We strongly feel that justice has not been served in this matter.
Obviously, The San Diego Charger's NFL franchise brings millions of dollars in revenue to the city of San Diego, and it seems clear that other interests are being served by the DA's office than the upholding of the law. A young woman was violently beaten and choked, and the physical evidence is both overwhelming and disturbing. Tila's account of the events has remained consistent from the beginning, while Merriman's story has changed repeatedly.
Just because the DA has made this reckless decision doesn't mean that justice will not be served in this case. No one is above the law. Tila Tequila will immediately begin pursuing civil charges against Mr. Merriman and she will have her day in court."
Fortunately for Shawne Merriman, Tila can only file suit with the Lollipop Guild whose jurisdiction doesn't extend beyond GumDrop Mountain.

Reader Comments
1. loser - September 11, 2009 8:58 PM
Dwarf bowling!
2. Milo - September 11, 2009 8:59 PM
Good, this bitch is retarded.
FIRST
3. ninja - September 11, 2009 8:59 PM
haha, no chargers from the DA. They know shes a lying whore.
If Merriman really wanted to hurt her, he couldve done alot worse. He's a 265lb probowl LBR, and shes 90lbs of slut. He couldve really done damaged if he wanted to, but didnt.
According to other sources, the bitch got naked and threatened to fuck other doods because Merriman was going to go to another room with 2 other girls. Then she tried to leave the premisis drunk and possibly drive harming others, and they tried to stop her. How classy of her
I also like in her pics she decided not to smile, and wear a strategically chosen shirt to show the faint grip marks on her arms. Nice by her and her lawyer of painting her as a victim
What happened to the judgement day she was proposing to post on Tuesday? I thought we were supposed to see pictures? I bet she thought she could get some myspace geek to photoshop steroids in a room and she could use it as evidence. Her lawyer probably told her that wouldnt hold up in court and had to cuss her out to prevent her from looking even more dumb.
It looks like shes getting what she wants though....attention
4. jp - September 11, 2009 9:12 PM
Bi-sexual --------- whore trying to gouge money from an NFL player.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Chipot - September 11, 2009 9:17 PM
I will be rooting for the Chargers to win the Super Bowl and Merriman to win the SB MVP so Tila can feel even more like crap than she does now.
6. Roger - September 11, 2009 9:37 PM
Ah yes, justice. Living the life of a useless attention-grabbing midget whore has finally come home to roost.
Tia: Your stupid fake name, fake tits, insessant media whoring and generally low-budget porn image you love to shop around has become your character witness.
If you dress, act and make money off of being a whore, then expect to get treated like one.
7. Duke Nukem - September 11, 2009 9:38 PM
Yeah, she looks like she was really roughed up...*cricket* *cricket*
8. debagger - September 11, 2009 9:45 PM
CHARGERS FTW!!!
9. Frank - September 11, 2009 10:09 PM
Man, I want to f*ck that bitch stupid...wait, looks like someone beat me to it
10. RichPort's Ass Hurts - September 11, 2009 10:44 PM
It's not that she's a Vietnamese bisexual midget with silicone fun sacks, 'cause I've got nothing against Vietnamese, bisexuals, midgets or fun sacks of any kind. Well, maybe midgets, they creep me out.
No, it's that she's an UGLY Vietnamese bisexual midget with silicone fun sacks. For fuck's sake, if you want to pimp some whore as a celebrity and put her on TV, shouldn't she at least have average looks? Is that too fucking much to ask, MTV?
11. Nike NBA Shoes - September 11, 2009 10:52 PM
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12. Marrion Barry - September 11, 2009 10:55 PM
...in other news; the Lollipop Guild and the unincorporated pricipality known as GumDrop Mountain has initiated deportation prceedings against Tila Tequila, colloquially known as the Wicked Witch of the West .
13. http://www.popduds.com/ - September 11, 2009 10:58 PM
FREE SHAWN!!
14. ha - September 11, 2009 11:08 PM
I didn't read anything about this story because it's so useless, but I must say, she's super cute.
15. Herman - September 11, 2009 11:15 PM
AHAHAHAA "NO CHARGES" Now THAT's gotta hurt! AHAHAHA
bitch still has it coming
16. Heidi's used tampon - September 11, 2009 11:17 PM
This page needs more Randal.
17. Athena - September 11, 2009 11:18 PM
Guess I was wrong. I still hate your country.
18. Athena - September 11, 2009 11:19 PM
Guess I was wrong. I still hate your country.
19. ha - September 11, 2009 11:22 PM
I'll stand in for Randal here.
Tila, your creativity in marketing yourself as a slutty little whore has led to so much success! You certainly know how to sleep with people for money! Don't lose your radiance, and keep up with the plastic surgery!
Randal-stand-in
20. gondola driver - September 11, 2009 11:27 PM
Hopefully the other women will learn from this. We don't need frivoulous lawsuits wasting our courts time over some petty shit. She didn't look that hurt at all. I could understand if ishe was living with him and he was doing it all the time. But yeah, some people just like to whine a lot.
21. gink - September 12, 2009 12:26 AM
she's sexy
22. Spunky Monkey - September 12, 2009 12:59 AM
Will someone please punch this gook in the head a few times?
Between her plastic tits and her round face, I don't know what to despise more.
"Hey GI, sucky sucky? Me ruv you rong time!"
Too bad we pulled out of Vietnam, if we'd stayed & finished the job, maybe this little whore wouldn't be banging half of the professional athletes in the country.
23. Daryl G. - September 12, 2009 1:33 AM
Good deal. I guess this means that we probably won't hear too much about her, other than in relation to this story, from now on.
Whores like this usually save the "he hit me!" excuse until five seconds before everyone stops caring a shit.
But yes, all this really does is make it a lot harder for girls that are in "gray areas" of physical abuse to come forward. I'm not saying it's right to hit anyone in general, but if you weigh 90 pounds and those bruises are the worst of your injuries, you should really just leave the situation/relationship and consider yourself lucky.
Acting the way did should really be saved for Tina Turner and whoever Kevin Costner married. I'm not really sure about the details of the Rhianna situation, which leads me to believe it was not nearly as terrible as Ike Turner's whatnots.
24. gondola driver - September 12, 2009 2:07 AM
She could still put those bruises to good use. I would totally buy a GQ or a FHM magazine to check her out all banged up.
25. SO TIRED OF HER - September 12, 2009 2:30 AM
Taking a page out of Ms. California's book.... star fading, so what should I do? I know, file a law suit! Look, she's got some bruises, but she hammed up playing the victim so much that it's just not believable, and all evidence (bartender, waiters/waitresses, witnesses at his house, hospital records, police) point to her being full of shit in EVERYTHING SHE SAID. Go ahead and root for the Raiders, midget! Those fans will do much worse things to you than you're alleging Shawne did...
26. UGG Classic Cardy - September 12, 2009 3:13 AM
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27. Vanquish - September 12, 2009 3:18 AM
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA, Lollipop Guild! That's gold, fish! GOLD! :D
28. wedontgiveawhat - September 12, 2009 3:35 AM
this girl is so bad!!!
http://wedontgiveawhat.com
29. estetik cerrahi - September 12, 2009 4:40 AM
she always looks so awful... May be just a perseption..
30. Narcissist - September 12, 2009 5:46 AM
Next time Shawn, carefully place her in a shoebox with some air holes in it, and put a brick on top so she can't get out.
31. Daryl G. - September 12, 2009 7:14 AM
Hey, Superficial writer.
Looks like you were just as pathetic as the guys that you're insulting on this site.
You defended THAT? I know you won't respond to this, and I know that your website will not fail because of this incident, but if you read this, then you know that you're pathetic.
You got played by a woman you've never met. If you have met her, then you just got played even further because you've made optical contact with someone.
Like I said, STICK TO TRYING TO BE FUNNY. Trying to be "nice" or "understanding" will not get you inside of girls like Tila an quicker. All you have to do, for that, is show that Mr. Lincoln approves, and you can do that while she's on a dance floor.
Sucks that you had to pick the most ridiculous event to jump behind.
No wonder you're heading toward a divorce....
32. Dr. Nappy - September 12, 2009 8:28 AM
Err.. huh?
So now you're trying to make it personal with TSW?
Smooth.
Douche.
33. Athena - September 12, 2009 9:09 AM
I like to douche because my vag is hairy and smelly.
34. Whitney - September 12, 2009 10:52 AM
NIPPLE!!
35. Annie Loves Anal - September 12, 2009 11:10 AM
Well said 10. Shit, you can walk down the gutters surrounding camp Casey in South Korea and find about 99% of the prostitutes are hotter than that ugly piece of shit skank. That includes the porkers.
36. caught off guard - September 12, 2009 11:10 AM
Where'd those titties come from?
37. oh dear... - September 12, 2009 11:19 AM
I have the same dress! got it at a discount store in Canada for $8. NOW I'm embarrassed.
38. Nero - September 12, 2009 11:20 AM
No charges??! That comes as a total surprise to me.
39. Darth - September 12, 2009 11:26 AM
@38
Even after you pointed yesterday to the only reliable but silent witnesses.Her bruises. . .
40. aeronurse - September 12, 2009 11:35 AM
Tila Tequila (what a stupid name) looks like an alien (not illegal, but outer space)
41. Gando - September 12, 2009 11:36 AM
The angels in heaven are sad.It will be a cloudy day in LA today.
42. Rhialto - September 12, 2009 11:43 AM
It will be foggy too.
43. Superballz - September 12, 2009 11:46 AM
Can she please re-choke herself until he stops breathing this time?
44. Galtacticus - September 12, 2009 12:01 PM
I'd think she did experienced him as very much intimidating/frightening.If he's a true disciplined gentleman he should offer his humble apologizes for that.
45. Nero - September 12, 2009 12:10 PM
It's takes a true great man to apologize for the shit.
46. Nameless - September 12, 2009 1:19 PM
This stupid bitch is going to get popped drunk driving in the near future which will fully vindicate Merrimen.
47. Jamie's Uterus - September 12, 2009 1:56 PM
With tits like that how come should doesn't fall over more? Her center of balance is way off. I would think she would face plant to the street more often?
48. Racoon - September 12, 2009 2:01 PM
Am I the only one who noticed that her left nipple is showing?
49. Athena - September 12, 2009 4:35 PM
A true gentleman would apologize if he offended something other than what is essentially a fuck toy marinated in alcohol.
50. Gistine - September 12, 2009 5:49 PM
Dumb, ugly useless twat. And what is with the Paris Hilton contacts?
I would gladly beat her fucking ass anyday!
51. Emmie - September 12, 2009 6:03 PM
She has lied about her house being broken into, her dog being locked in her trunk, her grandmother dying, being allergic to alcohol, a suicide attempt, and being pregnant for a rapper. This is all within a two month period. Why wouldn't she lie about this? It took nearly a week for pictures of bruises to come out?
The hospital said she was drunk. The bar owner (who is James Brennan, not Merriman, like Tila is saying) said she was drunk. The police said she was drunk. The hospital and police said there was no evidence of domestic abuse. The DA (WHO IS A FEMALE) said there is no evidence. This woman is a joke and makes a mockery of those who are actually beaten by men. Pathetic.
52. Lloyd Johnson - September 12, 2009 6:28 PM
She deserved it.
53. Tuputamadre - September 12, 2009 8:46 PM
Im happy you get punched small piece of shit, you are not sexi and have no fucking idea of elegance an education, go and suicide yourself bitch!
54. jiuguniang - September 12, 2009 9:47 PM
Obviously, she is deliberate,if we turning a blind eye to it,she must be angry,and sorry ourselves!!!!
She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^
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beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!
55. Quat - September 13, 2009 2:49 AM
That Tila Tequila, he's one ugly bitch
56. paula - September 13, 2009 3:58 AM
Hey,I have seen someting different on "Militaryflirting.c o m".
57. Nature - September 13, 2009 9:37 AM
It will be foggy and cloudy this morning.
58. Jon - September 13, 2009 10:53 AM
nipple in the 7th picture
59. michelle - September 13, 2009 2:13 PM
shes sooooo ugly. she needs to shut the fuck up and go to hell.
60. Fribble - September 13, 2009 9:47 PM
"This case is now closed. No further comment will be made."
Legalese for: "we're not wasting any more of our time on this drunk, lying, whore. Go away, bitch."
61. Aileen - September 13, 2009 11:17 PM
The racist comments on here are ridiculously hateful and absolutely unecessary.
22. Spunky Monkey--behind your pointed white hood is one sick, ignorant person.
Moreover, real physical battery was involved in this incident, exaggerated or not, and domestic abuse is NEVER okay. Shawn Merriman should definitely be punished.
62. Come on Aileen - September 13, 2009 11:41 PM
Well. Sometimes it is ok. I mean, sometimes people just don't know their place or are being too disresctful and loud. I mean, the chokings too far though.
63. lolksurewhatevs - September 14, 2009 3:32 AM
Seems like SD keep an eye out for itself as usual. It's not like the Chargers haven't had issues with the police or public buried before.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2636523
Tila probably stretched things but I wouldn't go playing this jerkoff as some kind of saint either, unless you're sucking him off begging for a win this year.
64. SWFCONVERTER - September 14, 2009 4:12 AM
What's on her right arm.
65. Charley Kane - September 14, 2009 5:52 AM
I hope he sues her ass for slander.
66. dee - September 14, 2009 10:25 AM
#61 what the hell are you doing on this site.
If you're so easily offended, head on over to
stupiduptightandprobablywhite.com
67. Ricard - September 14, 2009 3:44 PM
Tila Tequila is a whore and deserves everything she gets.
#61, fuck off and get a life.
68. nita - September 15, 2009 1:39 AM
Jeez I'd love to punch this ugly whore in her flat ugly face myself.
Nice work dude!!!!!
It's hard to believe, but there are quite a few men who actually find this thing attractive.
LOL. My ex husband would love her!!!!! But then again, he has a thing for ugly cheap asian whores.
69. Pilatunes - September 15, 2009 7:07 AM
Does this mean he can go back and do it for real without being punished, like in that movie with Judd? Because that would be awesome.
70. Nerdy - September 15, 2009 8:25 PM
Ye gods, what a hideous quasi-Asian whore the creepiest contact lenses outside a Michael Jackson video.
I never can grasp why some white dudes gravitate towards these ugly as hell, plastic, fake "hong kong blonde" hair and scary contact lenses. The shit?
71. Ih8tilatequila - September 17, 2009 12:21 AM
if you hate tila like i do join me up on twitter guys she's a whore who agrees join up!!
72. Çene Estetiği - October 16, 2009 4:04 AM
I love beating. and of course to the body.
73. çene kistleri - October 19, 2009 11:28 AM
hey ...! This real breasts?