Sep 22 2009There is no Mischa Barton, there is only Zuul.
Mischa Barton is about to crazy her way out of a job, according to Page Six:
A source on the set of her CW show, "The Beautiful Life," says Barton shows up to work so bleary some days that it holds up filming. One day, says a source, "she was getting snippy with the director and kept demanding that someone make instant coffee for her. Often, she'll stare at the coffee for minutes at a time and say, 'Who will fix my coffee? I need someone to fix my coffee.' "
You know what I like about Mischa Barton? You know what you're getting into upfront. All the batshit's out in the open, so there's no surprises. Unlike some women who pretend to be sane until you sleep with their sister. Then suddenly they're throwing your Xbox out the window and threatening to break up with you. Cuckoo.
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Reader Comments
1. boogermeister - September 22, 2009 4:58 PM
first
2. vladislav - September 22, 2009 5:00 PM
Best title ever!!!
3. vladislav - September 22, 2009 5:01 PM
Best title ever!!!
4. Ray Charles, Jr. - September 22, 2009 5:09 PM
I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
5. Ray Parker, Jr. - September 22, 2009 5:09 PM
I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
6. Long-dong-silver - September 22, 2009 5:12 PM
Great Title/Caption!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(made my day!)
7. GTBurns - September 22, 2009 5:14 PM
Lindsay Lohan said this woman was partying too hard. That right there means you have a SERIOUS problem, when once total mess thinks you are a bigger mess then them.
These "stars" need to realize that they are not as HOT as they think they are. Marylin Monroe was still able too get work despite acting crazy and being drugged out because she was still a HUGE box office DRAW. Lohan, Barton, and Megan Fox? Three of them put together could not fill an entire megaplex they way Marylin could.
8. What a dumbass - September 22, 2009 5:42 PM
GTBurns - September 22, 2009 5:14 PM
Lindsay Lohan said this woman was partying too hard. That right there means you have a SERIOUS problem, when once total mess thinks you are a bigger mess then them.
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That's an EXCELLENT point. This chick obviously has entitlement issues. Working on a series & earning Millions of $ a year is a PRIVILEGE, not a right. I can't remember how many pictures there are of her smoking dope in her car right outside the studio where she was working. She needs to pull her head out of her cellulited ass, or she's gonna get bounced off the set for good. Given what a no talent and how doped up & broke she is, she'll be giving blowjobs to annonymous strangers in dark alleyways soon if she doesn't fly straight...
9. necessary ROUGHness - September 22, 2009 5:48 PM
'''''''''Where ma coffee mother effers"""""" *eyes rolling in the back of the head*
lol That has got to surpass Hosselhoff's diving for rum laced burgers in hilarity...Cant believe no1 bother to tape this...
10. aja - September 22, 2009 5:53 PM
I love Mischa, she is a classic beauty and interesting, and an underrated actress
11. Leeja - September 22, 2009 6:08 PM
This is no f***cking Mischa, there is only Zuul?
12. Leeja - September 22, 2009 6:20 PM
Mischa's becoming less defined as days go by
Fading away
And well you might say
she's losing focus
Kinda drifting into the abstract in terms of how she sees herself
13. SaraDevil - September 22, 2009 6:30 PM
Golf clap to superficial for the title!
14. thumbs up - September 22, 2009 6:41 PM
she beautiful
ok crazy... but just saying ...
pretty hot.
15. el ces - September 22, 2009 6:55 PM
I'll always love her.
Lawn Dogs...
16. thumbs up - September 22, 2009 7:02 PM
Lawn dogs?
wassat?
17. ray - September 22, 2009 7:40 PM
Sta-Puft is hotter. Just don't cross the streams.
18. I AM THE KEYMASTER - September 22, 2009 8:10 PM
id stick my key in her gate
IS SHE THE GATEKEEPER??
ruff ruff
19. Enough - September 22, 2009 10:11 PM
Assholes always want others who work for them to make their coffee. Early on in my career, I had a boss who had me make his coffee for him everyday; however, he ending up paying for it 1000X over if you know what I mean. Some people are so stupid........ I sure he was one of the first ones to get H1N1 (pig flu).... HA HA HA HA.......
20. Mischa - September 22, 2009 10:15 PM
So, who makes Harvey's coffee everyday? Oh, sorry, I thought this was TMZ.
21. LALALA - September 22, 2009 10:24 PM
THAT CAPTION MADE MY DAY!!!
GHOSTBUSTERS!!
22. Danklin24 - September 22, 2009 10:30 PM
No one cares about Mischa.
Jesus this site is starting to look like one big fucking ad for fat chicks. I cant click anywhere on the screen without a gigantic black fat chick popping up on the screen.
23. Mama Pinkus - September 23, 2009 1:32 AM
the gal needs to take a year off and get some serious help
24. Sickitten - September 23, 2009 2:50 AM
This girl's problems stem from the low self esteem from a crappy body. I would think lipo & workouts wouldn't even help her pear shape cellulites. She's also lazy & British. They don't like to workout & get veneers as much as Americans.
25. Al - September 23, 2009 4:35 AM
she has a weird face and an ugly body.
done with her.
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27. James Summers - September 23, 2009 4:46 AM
Her O.C. co-star Rachel Bilson was always hotter.
28. estetik - September 23, 2009 7:36 AM
anybody know who she is?
29. wilmer valderrama - September 23, 2009 8:39 AM
This would be my first comment ever after reading for about 3 years. I'd just like to say this is the best story title ever. I refuse to read anything but the title for fear that she is indeed not Zuul.
30. EricLR - September 23, 2009 12:17 PM
See kids, this is what happens when a narcissist becomes famous, gets all the adoration and attention she knows she deserves, then has it all taken away and ends up broke. Next stop-batshit crazyland!
31. Rhialto - September 23, 2009 2:25 PM
What does she mean with fixing the coffee? Milk and sugar and stirring?
32. Darth - September 23, 2009 2:31 PM
Don't these bitches have assitants?! Just make her the coffee the way she likes it.
33. Dalek Leader - September 23, 2009 2:42 PM
“But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here.”
34. PsyKo - September 23, 2009 3:38 PM
hey, she can look good sometimes...
35. Dread not - September 23, 2009 6:32 PM
The real Mischa split her veins wide open a month ago. THEY covered it up. The same THEY that make Glenn Beck actually believe the insane shit he says, so THEY can keep their five o'clock time slot alive with an entertaining buffoon. But that's not Mischa. It's a fuckin' robot. Dude in the penguin suit is controlling her remotely.
36. doa - September 24, 2009 10:21 PM
i predict she will be the next "accidental" od
37. doa - September 24, 2009 10:21 PM
i predict she will be the next "accidental" od