Sep 29 2009Taylor Momsen wears short skirts and other news
- Angelina Jolie apparently owns only one dress/bed sheet. [Lainey Gossip]
- Beyonce has her way with Singapore's airspace. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Scott Storch admits Brooke Hogan's music sucks. [Celebslam]
- Rihanna wears weird shit. [PopSugar]
- January Jones is trying to save the sharks? Awesome. Nothing like knowing my right to get goddamn mauled at the beach is being preserved by the woman who made Don Draper sign his soul way. Contracts are his Kryptonite, you freakin' harpie! [Just Jared]
- Brooke Shields apparently posed for naked photos at age 10 which are now being displayed at a London art museum. Uh, they already caught Roman Polanski, guys. You can stop trying to bait him. [PopEater]
- Jon Gosselin wasn't fired by TLC, he'll just appear "less often" on the newly renamed show. The sad pussy train chugs on! [Wonderwall]
- Heather Locklear's first day on the set of Melrose Place doesn't end in a DUI. -- We've been duped. Check her wallet! [ICYDK]
Reader Comments
1. 1st - September 29, 2009 9:16 PM
1st
2. mattillac - September 29, 2009 9:18 PM
LEGZ!!! *drool*
3. assman - September 29, 2009 9:27 PM
3rd
4. 4th man - September 29, 2009 9:30 PM
4th! How tall is this broad?!
5. legsman - September 29, 2009 9:50 PM
5th
6. Google is your friend - September 29, 2009 9:52 PM
She's 5'4", according to Google. Average height of a US female. She's also 16, so I'd keep the drooling to a minimum.
7. bert - September 29, 2009 10:33 PM
just jizzed ya'll!!!!
8. bert - September 29, 2009 10:35 PM
.........and again!!
9. outdated statistics are your friend - September 29, 2009 10:37 PM
she's 5'8" and those legs are out of control!
10. Stephanie - September 29, 2009 10:39 PM
SHE WAS CINDY LOU WHO!??
11. GTBurns - September 29, 2009 10:52 PM
Taylor, call me when you are 18.
12. Cams - September 29, 2009 11:28 PM
eww
13. anon - September 29, 2009 11:58 PM
Just looked it up and whoa, I can't believe she's only 16. She looks a lot older than Miley Cyrus...
14. clpierced - September 30, 2009 12:28 AM
Too bad i hate her on gossip girls! butt hey she looks hott :) love the oufit. i wish i was taller than 5"1 ugh:(
15. Natalia - September 30, 2009 12:39 AM
Goooorgeous, but way too young... Saaaaaad day.
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17. Turd the third - September 30, 2009 1:23 AM
MOMSHORTS~~~~~gotta love da pockets, a real fashion statement, however I wonder if she would consider selling her used pantyhose :)
18. ohhhhhhhyeah - September 30, 2009 1:25 AM
PLEASE lose the drunkenstepfather site. it is so revolting it's not even funny to us mean-spirited irony lovers anymore!!
19. gmoney - September 30, 2009 1:44 AM
i wish is wuz 17 again>>>>>>>>>>ahhhhhhh those days i woulda had her just like everyone else
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24. The Rough report - September 30, 2009 7:39 AM
Oh my! is this where I avert my eyes? Didn't Lelo induct her into the Sexy Hellcat Association the other week?
25. blood - September 30, 2009 7:46 AM
Ugh, I don't want to see what she had for breakfast. Skirt is too short!
26. que? - September 30, 2009 7:56 AM
where are her parents? that's what i want to know.
they need to get spanked for letting her go out like that on the street.
seriously. wtf?
27. Ken - September 30, 2009 7:59 AM
I would take a long slow hike up those legs to the Promised Land.
28. Stroke King - September 30, 2009 8:06 AM
Is this post because the editor finds her attractive? Skeletal physique and legs that look like she's starving - I don't get standards today.
29. b - September 30, 2009 9:35 AM
oh my. I think she's definitely achieved the sexpot model look, but Jesus, she's 16! That's so terrible! She's got years and years and years to look hard. Check out acg blind items. There's rumor that she's doing hard ass drugs, too. I just want to scoop her up and protect her like a big sister. Too late. She's going to look 40 in 5 years, unless she pulls a Barrymore.
30. b - September 30, 2009 9:36 AM
oh my. I think she's definitely achieved the sexpot model look, but Jesus, she's 16! That's so terrible! She's got years and years and years to look hard. Check out acg blind items. There's rumor that she's doing hard ass drugs, too. I just want to scoop her up and protect her like a big sister. Too late. She's going to look 40 in 5 years, unless she pulls a Barrymore.
31. farty mcshitface - September 30, 2009 9:39 AM
she has bony-assed shitty legs.
and the rest of her is fugly too.
32. farty mcshitface - September 30, 2009 9:39 AM
she has bony-assed shitty legs.
and the rest of her is fugly too.
33. fearsarewishes - September 30, 2009 10:16 AM
Pretty vacant.
34. Karen - September 30, 2009 10:24 AM
Her legs are the highway to heaven.
35. Grammar Police - September 30, 2009 10:24 AM
Superficial, what's a "soul way," and why would January Jones make Don Draper sign his?
36. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 30, 2009 10:28 AM
She may get Polanskied if she keeps wearing outfits like that.
37. Pick - September 30, 2009 10:39 AM
#36, believe me, she's already been Polanskied. Remember, for 3,500 years prior to the mid 1800s, this chick would be prime marrying age. . And, going back later than that, if you were the strongest man in the tribe, you could just drag her out of the cave by her hair and claim her as you own. Ah, for the good old days
38. Gossip Girl - September 30, 2009 10:45 AM
uh, could it get any shorter?
39. Nathiest - September 30, 2009 10:53 AM
my god she's a giant!
40. Fat Chicks Suck - September 30, 2009 11:07 AM
Those are some amazing legs - she's definitely hot as hell. It's less impressive, however, when you know she's only 16. Every high school in the country is filled with girls that have smoking hot bodies. If she was 25 and built like that THEN I'd be impressed.
41. Mike Miller - September 30, 2009 11:33 AM
This girl seems determined to grow up waaaaaay too fast.
42. Ken - September 30, 2009 11:56 AM
She 16, but she's game and ready to play. Her quote:
"I'm not dating anyone right now, but I've had lots of relationships. My parents know that I'm not going to date someone who's sixteen. Boys are so much less mature than girls as it is; there's just no way — I would eat a boy my age alive."
43. Io - September 30, 2009 12:03 PM
that dress of Rhianna's looks like a 12 year old stitched it together in home-ec class
44. farty mcshitface - September 30, 2009 1:01 PM
her bony-assed bird legs look like shit!
45. Fat Chicks Suck - September 30, 2009 1:09 PM
Yes mcshitface - you've already expressed your jealousy/delusions/bad taste in this thread. Take your nonsense and your soggy cellulite elsewhere.
46. His Huge Greatness Himself - September 30, 2009 3:03 PM
Where's general Darth!?
47. Darth - September 30, 2009 3:06 PM
#46
*Salutes* Yes your Highness!
48. His Huge Greatness Himself - September 30, 2009 3:10 PM
Who's she and why is she posted here!?
49. Darth - September 30, 2009 3:17 PM
#48
*copy name and paste it in the search engine* It's just another meaningless Hollywood skank your Galactic Overlord!
50. Guest - September 30, 2009 4:50 PM
Taylor Momsen is 16!
She is SIXTEEN YEARS OLD!! Where are her parents?
Just another saaaad case of the child actor gone bad.
51. 2009 - September 30, 2009 5:00 PM
#50, you realize that 60% of teens age 16 are sexually active. Of course, the percentage is much higher among the beautiful, as their opportunity (and broad choice of mates) is far greater. So, she and her parents should embrace her entry into the joys of sexual awakening. It's natural and nothing to discourage - just remember, always practice safe sex!
A century ago, 16 was the prime marrying age!
52. mike - September 30, 2009 7:04 PM
to everyone who keep dramatically pointing out she is "only 16": what was your greatest preoccupation back when YOU were 16? when did you first have sex? or maybe you were saving yourself for marriage in your late 30's? hypocrites.
and she is BANGIN hot.
53. kelly - September 30, 2009 8:09 PM
You guys are all retarded. She is dressed like that for her role, in Gossip Girl. They're filming; it's not a matter of "oh my god why did her parents let her out of the house?!?"
54. JC - September 30, 2009 9:06 PM
This girl is adorable and has great legs....no matter how old she is........those that have nothing good to say about her...get a life!
55. ahoy - September 30, 2009 10:21 PM
FOR those of you having panic attacksking 'where are her parents oMgoMgGG, - theyre obviously at their own places of employment, while Taylor Momsen is at hers - note SHE IS ON THE SET OF GOSSIP GIRL, and hence BEING PAID TO WEAR THAT SKIRT.
Christ, if I wear paid to wear that I wouldnt think twice.
now feel free to stop sounding like a fretful collection of sea monkeys.
56. ahoy - September 30, 2009 10:21 PM
FOR those of you having panic attacks asking 'where are her parents oMgoMgGG, - theyre obviously at their own places of employment, while Taylor Momsen is at hers - note SHE IS ON THE SET OF GOSSIP GIRL, and hence BEING PAID TO WEAR THAT SKIRT.
Christ, if I wear paid to wear that I wouldnt think twice.
now feel free to stop sounding like a fretful collection of sea monkeys.
57. Don Knotts - October 1, 2009 2:54 AM
Who is this woman and more importantly why is she not in my bed RIGHT NOW?
58. j - October 1, 2009 11:46 PM
She is a hottie, love those long legs!
59. me09 - October 2, 2009 11:50 AM
WAY 2 SKINNY AND TRASHY LOOKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK ....GO EAT
60. me09 - October 2, 2009 11:50 AM
WAY 2 SKINNY AND TRASHY LOOKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK ....GO EAT
61. me09 - October 2, 2009 11:50 AM
WAY 2 SKINNY AND TRASHY LOOKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK ....GO EAT
62. fisherone - October 5, 2009 8:14 AM
Taylor Momsen Upskirt Video
http://www.scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Taylor_Momsen_Upskirt_Video
63. ed hardy shoes - October 5, 2009 9:54 AM
SHE WAS CINDY LOU WHO!??
64. George - October 6, 2009 11:53 PM
Me want some cindy lu...!
65. yoohoo - October 22, 2009 12:47 PM
Let me know when she hits puberty and then she may be hot with some hips and thighs.
66. Martina - November 6, 2009 11:55 PM
Her parents should be arrested fro child endangerment - Woody Allen lives in New York City too.
67. hdmi - November 7, 2009 4:52 AM
Well she looks nothing like she did in the grinch.