Sep 24 2009Randy Quaid wanted for 'defrauding innkeepers'
Police have issued a warrant for the arrest of Randy Quaid and his wife Eva on charges that the two have been staying at expensive hotels and bailing on the bill. TMZ reports:
There's an arrest warrant out for the Quaids for allegedly stiffing the San Ysidro Ranch near Santa Barbara out of thousands of bucks. Our sources say the reason there's a burglary warrant out for them is because cops believe when they rented the hotel room they had the intention of staying without paying -- and that fits the definition of burglary.
Our law enforcement sources tell us the reason they believe the Quaids were scamming the San Ysidro Ranch from the get-go is because they have evidence they've done it before. Our sources say the Quaids stiffed the uber-ritzy Bel Air Hotel in L.A., among other places.
In addition to burglary, the arrest warrant also lists the felony of defrauding an innkeeper.
"The felony of defrauding an innkeeper?" Goddammit, when are these old-timey laws going to stop ruining everyone's good time? For once I'd like to live in a free country where I can practice my love of disrobed haberdashery and equine copulation. 'Tis poppycock, I say!
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Reader Comments
1. hacksaw - September 24, 2009 3:41 PM
Wtf.
2. Classy Carl - September 24, 2009 3:45 PM
Classy.
3. Reg - September 24, 2009 3:48 PM
When did Lara Craft get married to Drew Carey?
4. Cousin Eddie - September 24, 2009 3:48 PM
"I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough."
5. Reg - September 24, 2009 3:48 PM
When did Lara Croft get married to Drew Carey?
6. LPB - September 24, 2009 3:49 PM
Obviously trumped up; celebrities would never do that.
7. LPB - September 24, 2009 3:49 PM
Obviously trumped up; celebrities would never do that.
8. greenman - September 24, 2009 3:52 PM
Glad to see he's finally doing something after National Lampoon's Vacation.
9. abby - September 24, 2009 4:05 PM
#4 thank you
10. ty - September 24, 2009 4:07 PM
Fuck a deer
11. chelseat - September 24, 2009 4:21 PM
Who the hell is Randy Quaid and why should I care?
12. blame it on ROUGH DADDY - September 24, 2009 4:31 PM
Well at least we're going to get some real talent in the reality tv circuit....
13. largemarge - September 24, 2009 4:35 PM
Defrauding innkeepers?? I want to get me a peice of that action, ohh yeahh!
14. Nero - September 24, 2009 5:17 PM
Either they're bored to dead or dead broke.
15. immune - September 24, 2009 5:18 PM
they obviously bailed because the shitter was full!!
16. Dee - September 24, 2009 6:09 PM
Pigtails on a 50something....puke
17. cc - September 24, 2009 7:09 PM
Is this guy on the fucking 'Rapid Aging Diet'? Holy shit.
I guess they can use the excuse they thought they heard Paul Revere and went to get their Kentucky rifle.
18. Jake - September 24, 2009 9:03 PM
They were just arrested in TX. Quaid assualted some cops. Hello death penalty.
19. maid - September 24, 2009 9:18 PM
Pay attention here....this is what happens when you don't leave a tip for the maid everyday. You have been warned!!!!
20. Danklin24 - September 24, 2009 10:38 PM
what the hell is disrobed haberdashery? isnt that a men's store?
21. estetik - September 25, 2009 7:56 AM
shit..
22. See Alice - September 25, 2009 7:38 PM
How long until living in a cardboard box ?
23. çene kistleri - October 19, 2009 11:30 AM
hey these two very sweet ....:))
24. cartouche d'encre - October 28, 2009 2:21 AM
What the hell man? That is ridiculous. Why spend all that time running from the cops and get all those charges tacked on (especially if she put up a struggle when they tried to arrest her) when you could have just 1) paid the bill or 2) just went to the cops instead of going on the run.