Sep 15 2009Olivia Wilde in GQ is just... goddamn

::drool::

nice t1ts, no t1ts

Olivia Wilde in GQ is just... boring? And looks like every girl ever?

Man face, no tits, no ass. Yeah "goddamn".

Holy shit she is hot.

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Well to put it mildly, Olivia is more hotter than a woman with two pussies...

It's like some guy's wife took some "naughty" pictures and emailed them to him to try and save their ailing marriage. Boring. I do not understand why anyone would ever think she was attractive.

Excuse me. I need to go have my private 'happy time' now.

Look at that face! That's not a woman.. it's a man, man.

stunning.

What did they do to her face? She is very thin...mostly naked...eh...my no no place is not really dancing.

sexy sexy gorgeous woman
simple men wouldn't get her ofcourse

that's a nice beach

Skelton face

I'd like to ram her from behind while she's in that hammock.

Keeps the sand from entering the friction points.

Don't see what any guy sees in her - no curves, big forehead, big head and just her overall face is a bit unfeminine..

She has a great figure and an interesting face. lol @ all the "she doesn't meet my exacting internet standards" dudes.

lol .. it didn't take long for all the men who prefer blimps like Kim Kardashian or airbrushed casting couch chicks like Audrina Patridge to diss Olivia.

Olivia Wilde in GQ is just... goddamn hungry.

No tits.

She is very attractive, and way out of my league, but who is she? What is she famous for, other than being almost naked in GQ? I mean, The Superficial Writer's standards are notoriously low, so it could be his sister for all we know...

Think I like the pictures from a week ago better. This isn't bad for downtime, though.

Way hotter than Megan Fox in so many different ways.

And what is with all of these "no tits" comments? If they are small, you guys complain. If they had a boob job, you guys complain. Me? I like boobs. Small boobs, big boobs, real boobs, fake boobs. If they let me play with them, I am happy! Now all you losers who spend your days dreaming about some fantasy woman with a petite body and large, natural (and gravity defying) tits: Japanese Manga is probably the place for you!!!!!!!!

cut
off
da head
and
then maybe..hehee
wooohooooooooo

Not hot. Sahpeless Gumby body and a jaw that could bend steel.

Why do people try and diss those saying shes not hot? If you are an ugly blob she is probably the pinnacle. For the rest of us good looking guys that can land a chick she looks like a tranny.

stunningly sexy, a usual...

That body is amazing. Thin and fit - the type of girl that actually looks good naked in person. I love her tits - who cares how big they are? Those things will be perky forever.

I will never understand how there are guys out there that prefer out-of-shape women with guts, big saggy tits, cellulite-covered asses and thighs, and back fat to a thin, fit chick with perky tits and a tight little ass.

Hottest flat-chested woman I've seen.

-meream

Now THAT would be good eatin'.

Isn't there some kind of boob to rib ratio where the boobs should stick out further? She's attractive, but this shoot blows.

Nothing special. I have fucked women way hotter than her.

Wow what a figure she's got!

OH chas, you big stud! I guess that means you never fuck a women who is less hot that the hottest woman you have ever had?

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Believ
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#21 - She's on the tv show House MD

this is so hot that i kind of want to die. invalid file name or file not found.

Fun Fact: Her original last name was "Cockburn".

I shit you not. Wonder why she changed it?

i see jessica's dog. It is taking a shit on my front lawn.

She's called, 13 on House and after seeing these pics, I gotta agree.

You can see her vagina! Oh no wait Fish made a mistake again.

Nice ribs in the 'laying down in the water' shot.

eat a sammich.

Nice ribs in the 'laying down in the water' shot.

eat a sammich.

her head is hugeeee

A million times better than Megan Fox

Aye, she's a fine lass, that one.

*Slurp*

Man face??? WTSF?? This chick is fucking HOT!

pic's would be better with a camel toe

What happened to her? These pics are very unflattering...the angles are terrible...she's gorgeous and these don't do her justice.

Now I see why Megan Fox likes her. She's found a way to make love to herself.

13! My knuckles are severely bitten.

Well helo. e cigarette

I'd hit it.

Those are nipples that won't quite. Perky rocks.

LOL @ comment #3's jealousy.

So you're saying you look that good? Riiiiiight.

Megan Fox without the full retard.

Her facial expression comes across more like "Stoned" than "Sexy" but, damn is right! Now if they'll do a pictoral of her dressed up like the Baroness...

...and LOL @ anyone who says "man-face." What sort of poof blokes are YOU hanging out with that have a face like that?!

Damn she looks so good she has got to have a little lap dog I can eat.

A nice thing about girls this thin is they never get their period. She probably can't get pregnant, either. Let's go!

10x hotter than that dirty tatted-up skank megan fox

glad I'm not the only one. Her head doesn't fit her body, she has no boobs and no hips. Yeah, that's hot. I do not understand the fascination with this girl.

wack wack wack wack..squirt....anybody got a smoke....

the assman runneth over in joy

wack wack wack wack..squirt....anybody got a smoke....

wack wack wack wack..squirt....anybody got a smoke....

delicious.

wack wack wack ..squirt.....anybody got a smoke

She has an odd face .......

"3. Megan - September 15, 2009 12:20 PM

Olivia Wilde in GQ is just... boring? And looks like every girl ever?"

You arent really that fucking stupid are you? Well, apparently you are, since this isnt the first time you've said dumb shit like that.....your envy is amusing. I know, I know-youre 'FAR' hotter than she is, shes just a regular everyday girl, and you, well, you're queen of the motherfuckin doublewides!

Dumb cunt. Stop being such a jealous, petty, hater, and understand that she is far hotter than you'll ever, ever, be, not to mention, far more intelligent..

The fact you'd say something like 'boring, looks like every other girl' just speaks volumes about how dimwitted you are. If 'every girl looked like her', all us guys would be happy as fuck - instead, there's wilderbeasts like you roaming around that make us appreciate her hotness that much more.

Damn she's beautiful. It's a very tasteful shoot too. Top marks all round.

All natural body is super hawt but her face is meh.

#23: Way way way hotter!

Dear Number 28 (AKA Fat Chicks Suck),

I am a proud fatty. My tits are not saggy. They are perfect. I have a C cup which I am very greatly fond of (and so is everyone who has ever seen/touched/etc them).
Secondly, I have NO cellulite. You see, I am a BORN fatty. My body was born bigger. Therefore, I did not EAT myself huge, I just exist that way. No stretch marks, no cellulite, etc. Most notably though, I have an amazing ass. My husband (who is a stone cold fox I might add) can comfortably fit my buttcheek in ONE hand. I have curves in ALL the right places, and I would not consider myself to be "out of shape".

Also, just because a bitch has little boobies, doesnt mean they wont ever sag. Do you think she's going to forgo having children? Do you think shes not going to succumb to getting older?

I think not.

So fuck you. Beautiful women can come in all shapes and sizes. Hating a group of women because they are "fat" is like hating a group of women because they are "black" or "hispanic". Prejudice is prejudice no matter how you slice it.

She is sooooo freaking hot, even Megan Fox sayss she wants to do her....but this photoshoot is kinda lame, she really hot on House

Somewhere Megan Fox is three fingers deep and moaning "Oh Olivia...Olivia"
Now that would be a good GQ shoot.

A natural looking beauty.Kudos for that!

I love seeing her on House. Her eyes are just so gorgeous; I'm sad that they didn't focus on them. I agree with the poster who said these don't do her justice. She's so beautiful! I'd kill to look like her. And her body doesn't usually look so small compared to her head; I think it's the angles they used.

sexyy nipples pics

That's a nice tan!

"73. Suck It Trebek - September 15, 2009 5:14 PM

Dear Number 28 (AKA Fat Chicks Suck),

I am a proud fatty. My tits are not saggy. They are perfect. I have a C cup which I am very greatly fond of (and so is everyone who has ever seen/touched/etc them).
Secondly, I have NO cellulite. You see, I am a BORN fatty. My body was born bigger. Therefore, I did not EAT myself huge, I just exist that way. No stretch marks, no cellulite, etc. Most notably though, I have an amazing ass. My husband (who is a stone cold fox I might add) can comfortably fit my buttcheek in ONE hand. I have curves in ALL the right places, and I would not consider myself to be "out of shape".

Also, just because a bitch has little boobies, doesnt mean they wont ever sag. Do you think she's going to forgo having children? Do you think shes not going to succumb to getting older?

I think not.

So fuck you. Beautiful women can come in all shapes and sizes. Hating a group of women because they are "fat" is like hating a group of women because they are "black" or "hispanic". Prejudice is prejudice no matter how you slice it"

oooooooooooooooooook...

Calm down, have some dip. fatty mcfats!

She looks pretty flex to me!

Would be stunning with a fringe and about half a stone!

No tits: Check!
Square head: Check!
Manly jawline: Check!
No real nudity within photos even with a "nude" headline: Check!

Keep up the fine work, I would have never known that Terri Hatchers snatch looks like... well.... nothing, if not for this fine site.

SQUARE FACE!

I adore her face. square jaws are sexy on anyone...
her body is mind-blowing. I really badly wanna have sex with her and I'm not even a full-on bi girl

"83. Senior Pepe - September 15, 2009 7:19 PM

No tits: Check!
Square head: Check!
Manly jawline: Check!
No real nudity within photos even with a "nude" headline: Check!

Keep up the fine work, I would have never known that Terri Hatchers snatch looks like... well.... nothing, if not for this fine site."

blah blah blah, shut the fuck up. if you dont like the 'fine work' then get the fuck out, and go hang out w your man crush Perez....I know you're trying, really hard, to sound funny, witty, clever, etc...sadly, you fall short. Very short. Like oompa loompa short.

Your credibility went to shit the minute you started talking about her 'manly' features, fucktard.

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She's what happens when "win" meets "pew pew" and they have a lasting love affair resulting in a child that fires win lasers from her tits and ass. Not those stupid lasers made by Microsoft....REAL WIN lasers that penetrate penis and vagina alike.

wow, you guys are really reaching for an insult here and failing.

Nice chick. Who the fuck is she?

why does she have a penis in the red outfit picture?

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Hmmm i dont like her name. ew. but yes she has a nice body, i will not pretend she is gross in that aspect. but i do agree with some people here. her forehead is ehh how do i put this um is pretty damn huge. she is pretty,but sorry the forehead is distracting me. maybe bangs will help? i would lovee to borrow her bikinis though :) and she looks like she probably walks on her toes, im just going to throw that out there :) andddd to that one lady on here- how can you be fat with no cellulite? im skinny and i have to workout regularly to not have that shit, but i just dont get what you mean by fat. like super fat, or a little overweight, or a skinny girl that thinks she is fat. please explain. plus your measurements then we can judge for you :)

she is an actor. she is on that sho House M.D.
she also won maxim's hottest at #1. how do some of you guys not know her?

she is an actor. she is on that show House M.D.
she also won maxim's hottest at #1. how do some of you guys not know her?

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Whoa!

Another fine natchul beauty! Sup with that, man?

Is everybody...FINALLY...gettin' sick an' tired like me of seein' pre-fabbed, over-sized fugly udders ala Pam Anderson, etc?

This babe is fine, fine....FINE!!

More of these types, Fishy muh man!

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She's beautiful on film, but she doesn't photograph well. Her face looks distorted. She has the kind of beauty that moves.

mikey me likey says the assman.

I love her on House. so excited for the new season!

This is why Playboy is a joke. GQ can shoot an implied nude of a girl with the body of a little boy and it still looks 10x hotter than Heidi Montag's "feature" and still sell magazines for half the price.

Playboy is done. Hurray GQ!

I don't know who this girl is, but I'd certainly let her fart on my penis.

uh oh ummm well...step over pussycats, there's a new cat in town! what a perfect specimen...atleast in my books!

in the words of Steve Wozniak: "I'd hit that!"

Got Damn! If only the bottom 1/2 of her face didn't look like a man. Seen many an otherwise attractive woman ruined by a big chin and/or jaw.

yawn..

Woman face, but no tits....

Whoa! Damn! Yum!

She's got a bobble head and her ribs are poking out...I mean, what she Marc Anthony's doppleganger? Fail.

olivia is hot just watch her in House MD and you'll know why she is in GQ

obviously the superficial writer likes his women built like 10 year old boys.....hmpf!

You don' t Americans don't appreciate slender women. Fcking hell she's so hot, If I hadn't been at a internet cafe I'd be pounding my hand right now. Will have to wait until I get home.

awww why the long face?

Awwww, why the long face?

#1 ON MY SCREW LIST.

Jeez. I'm bookmarking this page.

I don't usually do this but I would eat her asshole

i came when i saw the first pic

Helloooo, nurse! House M.D. Spicy Hot beauty Olivia Wilde got a little goofy while appearing on Spanish program. Here You can Watch Famous TV Show House.

She's no Kathy Griffin, but she'll do fine...

WEAK.

Re: Picture #7...

WHO'S GOING TO CLEAN THIS WHITE GOO FROM MY KEYBOARD?

Meh....just OK.
Seriously needs TITS! to qualify as having a great body.

She's hot, but this isn't the most flattering shoot ever.

That being said, I'd hit it until I died.

OK, She is attractive but not special.

I would appreciate her more if she gave me a blumkin.

Holy crap. I'm a straight woman, but even I'D do her!

Holy crap. I'm a straight woman, but even I'D do her!

Holy crap. I'm a straight woman, but even I'D do her!

"=108. abba - September 16, 2009 7:57 AM

She's got a bobble head and her ribs are poking out...I mean, what she Marc Anthony's doppleganger? Fail."

Yet another fucking douche bag trying to stand out in the crowd by going against the grain. 'I said Olivia isnt hot, therefore I must be hella cool!'

Shut up already. Its tired, you'd fuck her and you know it (not that this would ever happen unless she decided to go hogging one night) and you just sound plain dumb. Your name doesnt help.

#73,
People aren't "born fatty". Face it, you eat yourself fat.

ugly horse face-small tits are ok

This chick is so much hotter in other photos -

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/olivia-wilde3.jpg

I would fuck her until her head popped off - I don't care if that makes me straight, gay, bi, whatever, fuck it, this chick is hot.

I don't give a shit if anyone else thinks so. More for me. heh.

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ew skeleton w big head

that woman is REALLY unattractive.

weird face and a boring body in not-so-great shape. she's thin, but so are millions of other girls.

beautiful face, scary-skinny body. not tits AND no ass! i don't find skeletons to be very sexy. but someone does. did you know she's married to a real life italian prince? maybe it is a euro thing.

Ok someone give her a fuckin hamburger! ASAP!! LOL good shes all skin and bones, nastyy and then ppl wonder why teenage girls have a bad self image

Ummm ......YUMMMMMY!!

I'm not sure how I even got myself to look up, but she has the most beautiful green eyes....oh yea and the bod is rock hard!!~!

BRB, have to go strangle a mountain ox.

Is a horse! Nice JAW.

thats a manly jaw. very forceful.

She is one of my best favorite actress. I really enjoyed to know that she has been confirmed also for the new season.

This television drama has been a gateway for bringing ideas of medicine and healthcare to the masses.
House Medical Division ranks at the top of the list reaching a big audience in many different countries, and the number of viewers is constantly growing.

She's so hot it's painful..

I love the red dress that photo ..

Wow what a nice collection of pics, she is looking really so sexy in bikini..