Sep 21 2009Mila Kunis > Hayden Panettiere
It must've been unbelievably awkward last night for Hayden Panettiere to arrive at the Emmys and see my current obsession Mila Kunis looking better in pretty much every way possible. But, to Hayden's credit, she handled herself with exemplary midget poise and grace. Although my sources/hidden camera tell me she got shitfaced afterward and woke up next to Smurfette. Or maybe that only happened in my head - twice. And again now: Touch her toadstools!

Reader Comments
1. rthawker - September 21, 2009 10:27 AM
first!
2. immune - September 21, 2009 10:29 AM
ummm, mila has looked better than hayden every day of the week and twice on thursday for a looooong time now!
3. Eva - September 21, 2009 10:30 AM
Mila is so lovely!
4. Loren - September 21, 2009 10:31 AM
Mila Kunis? Um... have you heard her talk? I'm guessing not.
5. immune - September 21, 2009 10:32 AM
however, she has a very unfortunate choice of mate (jackson's "catcher").
6. A hypocritical very ugly man - September 21, 2009 10:33 AM
MILA KUNIS HAS HUGE OLD MAN'S EARS!!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE LOBES!!!
7. jlylec - September 21, 2009 10:36 AM
hottest girl in the world. hands down.
8. dammit - September 21, 2009 10:39 AM
#6. UGH Thanks for ruining her. Everyone says I look like her except I have more in the boob department and I have really petite elf like ears. Oh well the rest of her is awesome, the only celeb I know of with my eye color.
9. Arthur Kade's Ballbag - September 21, 2009 10:50 AM
me want fucky fucky
10. cestji - September 21, 2009 10:54 AM
#8... pic?
11. Megan Fox - September 21, 2009 10:56 AM
Mila Kunis is absolutely stunning.....and why are people all about Megan Fox right now?? Mila is far more beautiful than that biotch...I just don't get it.
12. Sport - September 21, 2009 10:57 AM
Mila is hot - why is she with that asshat from the Home Alone flicks?
13. mr. corrector - September 21, 2009 10:59 AM
@dammit: i believe the petite elf like ears you speak of are vulkan ear. you've got vulkan ears.
14. kaylia - September 21, 2009 11:00 AM
mila kunis is better any day. fyi to whomever said she has the same eye colour, kunis has complete heterochromia.. that means her eyes are 2 seperate colours... fail
15. Dread not - September 21, 2009 11:10 AM
Would love to see Mila Kunis, Fran Drescher and Maggie Wheeler (played Janice on TV show Friends) join the cast of, Heroes. They could play "sirens", and corner the cheerleader. They form a sound triangle of death around, Hayden Pantsareoverthere. All three alternately talking and laughing as loud and fast as they can, until Hayden's head explodes from the sonic death wave in a Scanner-esque fashion. The cheerleader dies and the world turns to shit. And just when it looks like all is lost, a cheerleader squad shows up, consisitng of, Meagn Fox, Christina Milian, Devon Aoki, Kristin Kreuk, and Sophie Monk.
Let smack down begin! Sirens versus Cheerleaders!
16. Uncle Paul - September 21, 2009 11:14 AM
Mila is so cute. I want to marry her. Even though she a has a flat ass
17. bi chick - September 21, 2009 11:15 AM
@ Dread not YOU ARE MY HERO
18. bi chick - September 21, 2009 11:26 AM
@dammit Kate Bosworth has one blue eye and one brown one, it's much more noticeable; Mila's blue/green combination is more subtle, I'm sorry to say I never even noticed
But why do they look amber in these pics? Did she wear colored contacts to the Emmys?
@kaylia how do you know @dammit doesn't have the same unique eye color? if she said Mila is the only celeb with the same as her, that would make sense...
19. sam hain - September 21, 2009 11:26 AM
Yummy... Mila has aged nicely. Is Heyden old enough to wish for a lesbian scene between these two, yet?
20. V - September 21, 2009 11:33 AM
that is unfair to poor little Hayden. I mean, posting her pictures near those beloning to teh hotness named Mila Kunis, is quite harsh.
She'd be more comfortable compared to, I dunno, a Cabbage Patch doll?
21. Mike Walker - September 21, 2009 11:48 AM
Hayden is starting to look like Hilary Clinton.
22. Tg - September 21, 2009 11:51 AM
Hayden's round face is disgusting. What a fatty.
On top of that, the dirty little whore smokes & fucks like a streetwalker. Apparently she's not that good in bed, at least that's what her customers say.
Once Heroes is over, this little bitch'll be on her back on every casting couch in the valley. How do you think she got her role in Heroes, anyway?
23. Scoobie Doo - September 21, 2009 11:59 AM
Hayden is this close to aging in Dog years. Why is she in such a hurry to look 40?
24. E-rock - September 21, 2009 12:20 PM
Wow, Mila is just a vision of beauty, pure and simple. GORGEOUS. Love the makeup and dress too, but the shoes look a little klunky? Everything else is just perfection! Keep it up Mila, you show those wannabe's (Megan Fox, Jessica Beil, Jessica Alba) how its done. ;o)
25. j - September 21, 2009 12:24 PM
Pop ups bad...
26. illy - September 21, 2009 12:25 PM
you guys are so mean! they both look good! cept for mila's dress. not feeling the witch look.
27. gotmilk? - September 21, 2009 12:31 PM
mila is gorgeous. hayden looks like her usual fat troll.
28. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 21, 2009 12:41 PM
Those earlobes are a bit distracting. And why in the hell would you put heavy earrings on to stretch them out even further? See a plastic surgeon this instant and get those fixed.
29. Moi - September 21, 2009 1:09 PM
Umm Mila is all of 2 inches taller than Hayden. So they both handled themselves with exemplary midget poise and grace.
30. Jimboooo! - September 21, 2009 1:32 PM
Dear God. Both so hot.
31. Nameless - September 21, 2009 1:50 PM
Mila is definitely a hottie. Gets prettier and prettier as she gets older.
32. whatthehell - September 21, 2009 1:55 PM
Did Hayden drive over in a convertible?
33. Steve O - September 21, 2009 1:59 PM
"4. Loren - September 21, 2009 10:31 AM
Mila Kunis? Um... have you heard her talk? I'm guessing not."
Oh shut the fuck up. Did you really say 'have you heard her TALK'? That's just asinine on so many levels. No one gives a fuck if her voice tends to annoy you. And if thats the only thing you can latch onto and bitch about, well, I'd say shes doing pretty good. Oh, and next time at least TRY not to act like a jealous cunt.
34. MERRRMN - September 21, 2009 2:38 PM
Mila is beautiful, and even more importantly she does NOT annoy me like a lot of other celebrities do.
However, her nose has changed considerably over the years, and I think the 'more beautiful with age' comments should be 'more beautiful since nose job'.
35. dammit - September 21, 2009 2:56 PM
#18. Well my eyes are the same color I forgot she had too different eye colors, mine are the color she has here,amber: or gold-green-brown.
#13 my ears have zero pointyness to them, so maybe elf like is not the right term. I just have small ears with a little lobe. Sorry english is not my first language.
36. Jail - September 21, 2009 3:15 PM
It's really just dark hair vs light hair and brunettes pretty much win every time. The most beautiful women in the world are all dark haired.
37. brunette - September 21, 2009 3:44 PM
#36. TRUTH
38. tohell - September 21, 2009 4:25 PM
Dammit (#8), here's my number: 415-222-4235.
39. boogedy - September 21, 2009 4:30 PM
#11 Megan Fox looks like porn star hotness to the max (yeah I said, 'to the max'), but she's mainstream. Mila is just a F O X, fox. Seriously, think about it.
40. Gando - September 21, 2009 4:40 PM
They both look pretty allright to me.
41. otto - September 21, 2009 4:41 PM
@14, the fact that she said she's the only celeb that has her eye color kinda tips me off to the fact that she knows mila has two different eye colors. dumbass. fail.
42. Rhialto - September 21, 2009 4:55 PM
They both started to act around 1994.They're a close match.Hayden Panettiere is 6 years younger though.
43. Nero - September 21, 2009 5:07 PM
But the most important question remains.Which of them is the hottest bang?!
44. Darth - September 21, 2009 5:28 PM
@43
They're both size gnome.Are there any leprechauns who can answer us this question?
45. Danny DeVito - September 21, 2009 5:36 PM
43. Nero - September 21, 2009 5:07 PM.
I'm familiar with both of them but after ten beers it's hard to remember.
46. kayak - September 21, 2009 5:53 PM
Mila is so genuinely pretty. Megan Fox is all plastic-surgery and dye-jobs and mugging for the camera... Mila was just simply born a beautiful girl. Plus she is really funny, and clever.
47. shorty - September 21, 2009 5:59 PM
i think mila's prettier and FUNNY, and i love that shes natural. like megan fox has had a bazillion surgeries and crap but not mila! and mila can actually act...always a plus for an actress.
48. shorty13 - September 21, 2009 5:59 PM
i think mila's prettier and FUNNY, and i love that shes natural. like megan fox has had a bazillion surgeries and crap but not mila! and mila can actually act...always a plus for an actress.
49. shorty13 - September 21, 2009 5:59 PM
i think mila's prettier and FUNNY, and i love that shes natural. like megan fox has had a bazillion surgeries and crap but not mila! and mila can actually act...always a plus for an actress.
50. daws - September 21, 2009 6:31 PM
Mila is stunning. Smoldering eyes.
51. Alli Watermelon - September 21, 2009 6:33 PM
Are some of you people SERIOUSLY discussing the girl's EARLOBES? My God, that's quite homosexual. I can't stand Megan Fox's trashy looking ass, but come on. That's like saying she isn't attractive because of her short thumb. Get real.
52. Manny Silerado - September 21, 2009 7:07 PM
Mila Kunis is the most perfect Russian chick on the planet. All hail Russian chicks
If Mila Vs Hayden is a Russia vs Yanky Doodle fox off - then all hail the cold front Rusky...
( By the way...I could warm up her cold front)
53. wtf - September 21, 2009 9:48 PM
Mila is 5'4" how on earth is the average female height gnome sized????
54. Truth Doctor - September 21, 2009 10:40 PM
If hayden wasn't such a crazy bitch, she'd be MUCH hotter.
But still nowhere near Mila.
55. Jessica - September 21, 2009 11:08 PM
If Truth Doctor wasn't such a douche bag, he'd be MUCH more tolerable.
These girls are probably attractive to everyone on here as long as they don't talk... BORING BORING BORING...
56. rae - September 21, 2009 11:52 PM
mila looks exquisite
57. ham - September 22, 2009 7:46 AM
What, was Kristin Kreuk not available? She beats them both hands down, any day.
58. Alana - September 22, 2009 4:09 PM
mila's ears are ENORMOUS! i never noticed before. but she's still gorgeous<3
59. PsyKo - September 23, 2009 3:07 PM
mila no contest... what a hot lady...
60. Stoops - September 23, 2009 3:28 PM
You people are stupid: her ear lobes look big because the earrings were heavy! The earlobes stretched a bit because of the weight, duh. Mila's very pretty.
And this Hayden, ugh. What a midgetwh*re.
61. Narcissist - September 24, 2009 4:14 PM
They've already pulled "Extract" out of the local theater. Had promotional banners and everything and gone in like 2 weeks or less. Lot of trendy movies coming out, though.
62. muah - September 24, 2009 9:15 PM
Mila is has a pretty face (but up close she looks like a racoon) and her ass is EXTREAMLY FLAT. hayden in my opinon has a pretty face and a nice body.
63. :D - September 26, 2009 1:36 PM
Mila Kunis is gorgeous and classy. Her eyes are gorgeous, a very unique color..like a mix of different colors...and beautiful shape. She's really a stunner. Much better than cheap ass Megan Fox or the weird looking Kardashians. But I've never read any of Mila's interviews, so I have no idea about that part.
Oh and no, Kristin Keuk does not beat her...Mila's more unique looking.
64. 666 - September 28, 2009 10:53 AM
@63
You should check any or all of her interviews that you can find. You'll become obsessed with her. She's very cool, funny, extremely down to earth, modest, sweeter than sugar and is very clever. She also loves to play video games a lot, go to sporting events, relax at home and smoke weed with her bf of 7 years ( such a long relationship is kinda rare in Hollywood a lot of the time) and on top of all that, apart from being gorgeous, she can act too.
65. alexandra - September 28, 2009 5:54 PM
Mila is GEORGEOUS! Hayden's FAT!!! If they were females in Greek Mythology, Mila would be Aphrodite ( known as Venus to the Romans) and Hayden would be Medusa ( although Medusa use to be pretty, until Athena turned her hair into snakes),
66. alexandra - September 28, 2009 5:54 PM
Mila is GEORGEOUS! Hayden's FAT!!! If they were females in Greek Mythology, Mila would be Aphrodite ( known as Venus to the Romans) and Hayden would be Medusa ( although Medusa use to be pretty, until Athena turned her hair into snakes),
67. alexandra - September 28, 2009 5:54 PM
Mila is GEORGEOUS! Hayden's FAT!!! If they were females in Greek Mythology, Mila would be Aphrodite ( known as Venus to the Romans) and Hayden would be Medusa ( although Medusa use to be pretty, until Athena turned her hair into snakes),
68. alexandra - September 28, 2009 5:54 PM
Mila is GEORGEOUS! Hayden's FAT!!! If they were females in Greek Mythology, Mila would be Aphrodite ( known as Venus to the Romans) and Hayden would be Medusa ( although Medusa use to be pretty, until Athena turned her hair into snakes),
69. Kali - October 1, 2009 4:34 PM
#65-68 That's pretty funny. And I have to agree that I'm partial to Mila. I've never really liked Hayden b/c to me, she looks so average. Mila can act and she's super cool. True, her voice can get annoying when watching a That's 70 Show marathon, but other than that, she's ideal.
70. dusty - October 2, 2009 3:48 AM
mila looked the best in american psycho 2 great movie
71. alexandra - October 17, 2009 2:49 PM
Lets see who's more appealing; Hayden or Mila.
Mila: Glossy, dark hair, big , intresting eyes, lovely lips, great skin.
Hayden: Shiny, blond hair, twinkling blue eyes, nice teeth, lovely curves.
Neither one is better than the other. It's all a matter of taste. If you like exotic looking people, like me, you'd pick Mila. If you like blondes, you'd pick Hayden. There's no right or wrong answer.
72. nano - November 16, 2009 7:44 AM
Wow, she is looking freaking hot in all of this pics.. I am totally flat in her eyes, she looks like an angel...