Since we can't have David Hasselhoff ruining lingerie for the rest of us (Hey, I didn't harsh his booze vibes.), here's Scary Spice Melanie Brown launching the just-revealed Ultimo Autumn/Winter 2009 campaign. Can you believe Eddie Murphy hit that? I mean, there's no way someone is this good at secretly hiding a penis the way he likes it. Not even Houdini.
The Superficial is a celebrity gossip site which publishes rumors and conjecture in addition to accurately reported facts. Information on this site may or may not be true and The Superficial makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.
All images that appear on the site are copyright their respective owners and The Superficial claims no credit for them unless otherwise noted. If you own the rights to any of the images and do not wish them to appear on the site please contact us and they will be promptly removed
Reader Comments
1. StopHatin - September 24, 2009 1:51 PM
FIRST
2. Monkey - September 24, 2009 1:51 PM
Like my lingerie???
3. It's Me Fuckers - September 24, 2009 1:52 PM
jesus, what a body. Very nice! Now we need to see some COCK!
4. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 24, 2009 1:55 PM
Her stomach is fucking weird. It's both tight and loose at the same time. Must be that after baby skin.
5. Sandy - September 24, 2009 1:58 PM
Well she kind of looks like a man, but we aren't seeing the the part we all want to see...THE COCK!!!
6. ardgelina - September 24, 2009 1:59 PM
#4 wow if thats wat u call a loose stomach I would sure love 2 see urs! ????? It looks way better than that unsightly six pack she was sporting not 2 long ago. This is muscular but feminine! What a beautiful woman!!!
7. ardgelina - September 24, 2009 2:01 PM
Sandy I bet u look a lot better.... plz Everyone wishes they looked like this she is thin, toned, and pretty... come on just admit it!!!!!!
8. gay man trying to pass as straight - September 24, 2009 2:02 PM
"This is muscular but feminine! "
I like totally agree!!!!
9. mixedsugar - September 24, 2009 2:05 PM
shes totally a milf!!!!
10. StopHatin - September 24, 2009 2:09 PM
FIRST
11. chopper - September 24, 2009 2:13 PM
hot,,,,nuff said
12. Inmate #2648927 - September 24, 2009 2:14 PM
Fake boobs are just so...well, fake.
13. Peter Pumpkin Eater - September 24, 2009 2:15 PM
Totally not photoshopped!
14. Alli Watermelon - September 24, 2009 2:18 PM
Um...pretty...minus the stomach. That's a bit much IMO. But hey, what do I know what guys find attractive? I'm a female.
15. blame it on ROUGH DADDY - September 24, 2009 2:19 PM
Eddie didnt hit it, she hit Eddie! you see the size of those feet?
she looks good btw...
16. Wow - September 24, 2009 2:43 PM
Pretty hot for a black chick
17. friendlystoner - September 24, 2009 2:57 PM
@16
no need for that f**k head. whats the matter, husband left you for a younger, hotter woman who was black?
btw mel B is like fine wine, only getting better with age (cliche i know)
18. Bob - September 24, 2009 3:16 PM
They've photoshopped these. In reality she's much more deliciously meaty, especially her thighs
19. Ain't Gonna Happen - September 24, 2009 3:21 PM
#17 - Really??? A husband that left for a younger, hotter woman who is black??? Where exactly do you find those other than the few in Hollywood that have clawed their way out of the ghetto?
20. Megan - September 24, 2009 3:29 PM
@19 - So fucking funny.
21. havoc - September 24, 2009 3:35 PM
Hey, its all pink on the inside....
.
22. Zack - September 24, 2009 3:47 PM
Yeah but it's all tarry on the outside. When a girl has anal sex with a white guy, it's really hot, but when she does it with a black guy, it looks like she's squeezing out her morning loaf.
23. Narcissist - September 24, 2009 3:53 PM
She's no Lil Kim, thankfully. They're about the same age, too.
http://www.mwza.com/lil-kim-naturi-naughton-diss/
24. Lily - September 24, 2009 3:58 PM
She looks great.
25. crazypants - September 24, 2009 4:02 PM
The body is slammin', but she overdid it - her hips and ass and thighs have basically disappeared - which gives her a boy body.
Chillax on the workout, allow yourself a carb every now and then and allow yourself to fill out the parts of a woman's body that are supposed to be soft and curvy.
26. Galtacticus - September 24, 2009 4:23 PM
She looks pretty hot in these pics.
27. Rhialto - September 24, 2009 4:25 PM
She's always been the more spicy part of the Spice Girls.
28. john - September 24, 2009 4:57 PM
fuckin MAN hands
29. friendlystoner - September 24, 2009 5:37 PM
@ 19&20
didnt realise Eva Braun and her husband were still alive. guess you two proved me wrong
30. Mike - September 24, 2009 6:26 PM
Amazing that someone would go through the trouble of getting dressed up for a donkey punch.
31. Ain't Gonna Happen - September 24, 2009 6:52 PM
#29 - Really??? Again??? That's all you could come up with? Maybe you should back away from the bong and come up with a better comeback. My 8 year old is wittier than you.
32. Lemmy Caution - September 24, 2009 8:08 PM
Love the, "Eat at Chen's" tatts.
33. Mister Bored - September 24, 2009 8:09 PM
#28 - THANK YOU
Seriously, what's up with the hands? I mean, it's scary enough she got more muscles than I do... now she has gorilla knuckles too?
34. OJ Simpson - September 24, 2009 9:16 PM
Can we say gross?
35. friendlystoner - September 25, 2009 5:25 AM
@31
hahaha, you prob didnt know who i was talking about till you googled it, so dont act smart, especially as your come backs arent impressive. "My 8 year old is wittier," is terribly unoriginal.
in any case, whatt are you doing with an 8 year old child? i pity that kid, lets hope social service rescue him/her from your ignorant and racist attitudes.
36. friendlystoner - September 25, 2009 5:25 AM
@31
hahaha, you prob didnt know who i was talking about till you googled it, so dont act smart, especially as your come backs arent impressive. "My 8 year old is wittier," is terribly unoriginal.
in any case, whatt are you doing with an 8 year old child? i pity that kid, lets hope social service rescue him/her from your ignorant and racist attitudes.
37. lisa - September 25, 2009 6:22 AM
why does her clothes look photoshopped on her
38. Shari - September 25, 2009 7:09 AM
...What happened?!? Her shape has completely changed, she used to have hips and it offset her rectangular torso, but now she's like.. wtf! Her boobs are smaller so that bra looks huge on her and her hips GONE, there's even an indent there now and it's freaking me out! Melanie whhyyyy?!
39. Shari - September 25, 2009 7:11 AM
And can I also say, waaayyy too much Photoshop.
40. estetik - September 25, 2009 8:11 AM
first pic seems like photoshoped..
41. RichPort's Ghost - September 25, 2009 12:03 PM
Airbrush, Photoshop, L'oreal, and Doctor 90210...
I mean, I'd still hit it, I'm just sayin'...
42. gigi - September 25, 2009 12:07 PM
I like her hair better when it's curly & wild w/ highlights... this blow-dried, flat ironed [possibly extensions] look is very boring & vanilla for her
43. Ortal - September 25, 2009 8:00 PM
Yo Fish, stop ditching! The gurl looks good. Probably better than your own mother.. She has a baby, she's a milf.
Although, as someone who works with photoshop, even I can make your mother look like Megan Foxx. So maybe she's not THAT hot. Just saying..
44. fact - September 26, 2009 10:46 PM
The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, who wants to be or have a sour puss.
45. kelli - September 28, 2009 12:00 AM
Eh, she's okay, where's eddie murphy? - bookshopdating.com
46. edddy murphy - September 29, 2009 9:43 PM
she looks friggin hot as hell. Yummy
47. Estetik - October 21, 2009 10:16 AM
very nice color choice :....