Sep 9 2009Megan Fox will never do nudity
Apparently these pics are the most we'll see of Megan Fox as she's currently vowing never to go nude on camera or make a sex tape. Which means no one will ever believe Brian Austin Green stuck his penis in her. But he held her hand once! Honest. MTV News reports:
"Ugh, never!" said the actress. "That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."
Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either. "I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she said. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't."
And Megan Fox's mouth has done it again. First, she shits on Michael Bay, and now she basically cannonballed the entire marketing campaign for Jennifer's Body that makes it look like she gets naked. I'm no box office analyst, but I'm pretty sure she just cut ticket sales by 800 MILLION PERCENT. Back me up, Steve Mason.
Megan Fox "Nude" on the set of Jennifer's Body

Reader Comments
1. Jim - September 9, 2009 9:41 AM
The irony is I'm doing nudity right now as I stare at her pic wioth my pants down!
2. ROUGH daddy - September 9, 2009 9:52 AM
Since when bedroom sluts have creative input in sex tapes? This reminds me of a young Sharon Stone who couldn't put a lid on it right after basic instinct....
3. Beejoo - September 9, 2009 9:53 AM
Is anyone else sick of this bitch?
4. Workin?!?! - September 9, 2009 9:59 AM
Whats up with her nip on pic 2. Is it suppost to be growing out of the sided of her boob like that
5. Hash - September 9, 2009 10:00 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Is this a nitemare? What's the point of life if megan fox doesn't show us her boobs? Madness!
6. Jones - September 9, 2009 10:01 AM
NEVER=4 years from now when people have forgotten she exists.
7. WhoCares - September 9, 2009 10:04 AM
Who gives a shite? She kinda sucks anyway...
8. Peter Pumpkin Eater - September 9, 2009 10:07 AM
I agree with #7 to #30...
Unless Fish cleans up these comments. Then everything's fucked.
9. Hash - September 9, 2009 10:07 AM
I give a shit, if she sucks. Me.
10. KIKI - September 9, 2009 10:08 AM
If this girl thinks she has the beauty and talent to mouth off about every movie she gets cast in, she is sadly mistaken. Buh-bye beioch.
11. SynchG - September 9, 2009 10:08 AM
who the hell is Steve Mason?
12. fearsarewishes - September 9, 2009 10:09 AM
@ 7 through 30
Oh, ho ho ho! Ha ha ha!! Incredible genius.
That is really some funny stuff you did there.
Hee hee!
13. Megan's one brain cell - September 9, 2009 10:10 AM
Ew, I look silly when I have sex. A silly hippo.
14. fearsarewishes - September 9, 2009 10:15 AM
Oh my, 7 through 30.
The Fish took that bullshit down. You must be very disappointed. I know that I am.
15. jlylec - September 9, 2009 10:16 AM
what a prude
16. fleity - September 9, 2009 10:19 AM
"but I'm pretty sure she just cut ticket sales by 800 MILLION PERCENT" indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.....
6 and 7 indeed²
17. Yes Man - September 9, 2009 10:20 AM
She is the dumbest dumbo working today. I am shocked she can even walk and talk at the same time. Do you know how many roles she will be excluded from by her no nudity stance? Idiot. Who is doing this bag's PR?
18. Dread not - September 9, 2009 10:21 AM
Well, I guess the ball is in Brian Austin Green's court, now. How much of a, Rob Lowe alter ego does he have? And will it allow him to secretly tape he and Megan bumpin' uglies? Then, inevitably it must be asked; will he conveniently leave said video in a "wall safe", where workers renovating his house can "steal it?" 'Cause BAGman would never leak such a tape on purpose. Who would do something like that? Any thoughts about what kind of person would do such a thing, Tommy Lee?
19. Pilatunes - September 9, 2009 10:25 AM
"Is anyone else sick of this bitch?"
Just about everyone, I think.
Better rethink the nude thing Megan, because you've for f'all else going for you. Unless you count 'sounding like a moron' as 'something going for you'. Most people don't.
20. hectorv1979 - September 9, 2009 10:26 AM
what a bunch of morons complaing about some chick not being nude. what you never seen a naked chick before.......
just kidding i just cried when i read this i was so looking forward to a sex tape :)
21. andy7171 - September 9, 2009 10:26 AM
So when is one of you going to call her fat because of her muffin top in the last pic?
22. Shananea - September 9, 2009 10:27 AM
Flavor of the month, over exposed narcissistic twat.
23. KIKI - September 9, 2009 10:30 AM
@18, ha-ha, you know it is going to happen. She is almost begging for it. What the hell does Brian Austin Green have going on besides being her escort?
24. lizzy - September 9, 2009 10:46 AM
that is actually THE BEST CELEB NEWS i have heard in a very long time. i hope she means it and sticks to it.
25. Freddo - September 9, 2009 10:58 AM
Awwwww, that's not fair
26. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 9, 2009 11:00 AM
I hope BAG has good lighting when he is using his cameraphone to record the nasty. I find poor lighting affects my homemade porn.
27. Narcissist - September 9, 2009 11:00 AM
Yeah, give it a few years, after the "Wonder Woman" offers stop coming in. She'll pull that desperate vanity move at the last second.
28. Adam - September 9, 2009 11:08 AM
It's okay, dude.
Three years from now, when she has a career in soft core porn, we'll all have a good laugh about her while masturbating furiously as she gets turned upside down by Eric Roberts... or Spicolli or something.
29. EricLR - September 9, 2009 11:09 AM
No one is watching for your acting talent, Megan.
30. Nameless - September 9, 2009 11:31 AM
Guarantee you she'll be show it all really soon. After a couple box office bombs, she'll change her tune really quick.
31. Nameless - September 9, 2009 11:32 AM
Guarantee you she'll be show it all really soon. After a couple box office bombs, she'll change her tune really quick.
32. Roger - September 9, 2009 11:34 AM
I just realized that Megan Fox thinks she's something more than Tits and Ass. Could it be? Naw. Wait, could it? Does Megan Fox think she has, um, talent?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
33. lolol - September 9, 2009 11:47 AM
she will do it. just give her a couple of years, when some other hot newbie comes along and shes just about forgotten.
34. Skeelo - September 9, 2009 11:55 AM
I was gonna watch this movie just hoping that I got to see some boobage or an butt shot but apparently that's never gonna happen. Screw her. She makes herself look like a nasty whore and then she's like tee hee I can't pose nude I'm a hippo. Shut up! Every female actress should be naked ALL THE TIME! lol. Well not ever female actress. There are some nasty ones out there. but you get what I'm saying. Bitches be crazy. It's true. Oh so true.
35. Delgo - September 9, 2009 12:18 PM
Megan Hound
36. The Edit - September 9, 2009 12:20 PM
The liar is going to do Playboy by the end of next year, probably the 2010 Xmas issue ... the only pub she'll be able to get after she talks herself out of a career. The "Following the Fox" reality show might come first however ...
37. Rogue - September 9, 2009 12:22 PM
I'd take Amanda Seyfried over her - any day.
38. devilsrain - September 9, 2009 12:25 PM
She'll fall out of a favor in a few years, then do Playboy and NOT show her full breasts. Thats what Playboy does now right?
39. Joe Blow - September 9, 2009 12:29 PM
I wonder if she realizes that by vowing no nudity that she has just dropped a fucking nuclear bomb on her "career"?
No nudity? Then why the fuck should I care about you, skank?
40. Roguer - September 9, 2009 12:31 PM
There is pictures of her doing this scene last year with bare breasts but just covers up the nipples. This movie she has been shooting for a while but yeah you can find those pics here [LINK DELETED] It was on this website too, what the hell, just provide a link to it.
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Uh, you mean the link provided directly underneath the text? Next time try reading the post, champ.
- The Superficial
41. FACE - September 9, 2009 12:32 PM
More dumb white chick crap
42. DCLeisurist - September 9, 2009 12:34 PM
FAT!! What a chunky skank. (Thank you @21!) She got more muffin than Sara Lee.
But for real, what a dumb ho. Since she has become a classic thespian (Transformers 2) she frowns on showing her ass? Um, is she good for anything else? Touche'! She can show her tits too.
But she is still a fatty fat fat hippo-fuck.
43. me - September 9, 2009 12:53 PM
She really think she is some great actress, doesnt she?? Doesnt she realize the only ppl that like her are horny sex-starved men? Her popularity rate just went down like 100 points.
44. Over Megan Fox - September 9, 2009 12:54 PM
Because extremely talented women and nudity on film never go together (*cough*Kate Winslet*cough*).
Oh that's right. There's no talent here. Oops. My mistake.
45. ! - September 9, 2009 1:08 PM
Isn't her 15 minutes up.
46. dogface - September 9, 2009 1:20 PM
She won't go nude because of all the scars for her many surgeries......
47. no worries - September 9, 2009 1:38 PM
Don't worry people, in a few years she will slip and show the goods once people start loosing interest in her and she cannot find work anymore. I do not see her being hot in Hollywood in a few years at the rate she is going with opening her mouth and dissing people.
48. Karri - September 9, 2009 1:44 PM
weren't there already nude pictures of Megan Fox on this site?
49. Mai-Tai - September 9, 2009 1:50 PM
Ewww - saggy boobs!
50. I CALL megan A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE - September 9, 2009 1:54 PM
MEGAN HAS A FAT FOREHEAD
51. Octavio - September 9, 2009 1:55 PM
Vieja payasa.
52. eric - September 9, 2009 2:36 PM
She'll change her mind when her looks start to fade in 5 years.
53. me - September 9, 2009 2:44 PM
kinda resembles miley cyrus...
54. Q - September 9, 2009 3:14 PM
No ass, no thighs, no chest but she does have a beautiful face.
55. LETZ BYONEST - September 9, 2009 3:28 PM
I love megan fox - she will go naked eventually my question is who is Brian Boston Bean??? - http://tinyurl.com/foxchap1
56. YAWN - September 9, 2009 4:20 PM
haha this girl cracks me up.. she is the "it" girl.. she's alright pretty hot.. but is irritating.. she was a popular bitch in HS.. pretending to not be the popular bitch so all the nerds would really drool over her.. she isnt some great actress.. she's a looker..
as long as she inhibits her own ambition she will succeed.. and not have to strip.. but if she clings to this profession like so many others then one day she will be forced to strip down.. she's just not a good enough actress to endure without it.....
57. el ces - September 9, 2009 5:27 PM
I respect where she's coming from...
...but show business isn't about what the actors want. It's about the customers.
And we want girl on girl. Naked.
58. terri - September 9, 2009 5:30 PM
she has no tits anyway come on she got the part based on her looks shes gonna have to strip down oneday shes not a talented actress
59. Giggidy - September 9, 2009 6:24 PM
I think this is close enough to topless:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-megan_fox_topless.php
60. Domenic Gianangelo - September 9, 2009 8:49 PM
I think Julia Velotas from Rehab is hotter than Megan .
61. vito - September 9, 2009 9:27 PM
If we're never going to see her naked, what's the point of following her career anymore? It's not like she's a Katherine Hepburn.
Her looks is all she has going for her and if what we've already seen is all we're ever going to see, then there's not much point watching her movies.
Too bad. I sort of had the scorchies for her up till now.
62. Zeke - September 10, 2009 12:13 AM
Wait, didn't she say last year she would love to do an arthouse movie in black and white where she's naked the whole time?
63. booyah - September 10, 2009 3:19 AM
My theory: ugly boobs.
64. carmen - September 10, 2009 4:53 AM
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65. Darth - September 10, 2009 7:06 AM
Are there actresses at the moment who never did show some nudity?
66. Galtacticus - September 10, 2009 7:15 AM
On the other hand if she doesn't want to do nudity on camera ever.She has great confidence in her acting talent.
67. Gando - September 10, 2009 7:18 AM
Can't she just act nudity some time?
68. meh! - September 10, 2009 7:43 AM
YEEEEAAAAAHHH RRRIGHT!!!!
69. Megan needs to STFU - September 10, 2009 12:02 PM
"Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either."
That's interesting, given that there were topless megan fox pictures on this website for months; pictures taken from that same movie...
70. boreeeeeeeed - September 10, 2009 8:36 PM
First of all, Megan already did topless pictures with almost non-existant underpants...so she pretty much already did nudity. I'm starting to think everything this girl says is either completely dumb or a lie. Or she has no memory.
And second haha she DOES remind me a lot of Miley Cyrus. Except Miley Cyrus seems to be much much much smarter and way more hard working than Megan. And Miley has better legs, better skin and a better body in general. :) And she's a happier person. Wow I never thought I'd say this, but I'd rather hang out with Miley Cyrus. Hanging out with Megan would be like hanging out with a wall, since I don't have any dumb subjects to talk about.
71. Sarah420 - September 10, 2009 10:52 PM
I agree with number 70. I've seen her boobs, nothing to look at really. She is dumb, she thinks she is fat! How stupid can you get? She has the body of a 14 year old girl, and men oogle it all the time. Sick
72. Notfunny - September 11, 2009 1:19 AM
shes not a beauty, shes hot which is appealing in a sexual way but she is by no means a classic beauty, I want to see her when shes 30 and shes got cottage cheese thighs and sagging face. You know whos beautiful... Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Rihanna, girls that look good without makeup.
73. estetik cerrahi - September 11, 2009 6:27 AM
i wanna see her without bikini
74. Megpussylickker - September 12, 2009 1:35 AM
hey 20 at first i tought you were a fag but i geust am wrong cause i like your ending
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76. Garrett - October 10, 2009 1:49 AM
I don't care what these people think. i still love Megan fox and always will. I also respect her decision for not doing porn because she doesn't need to.
77. Çene Estetiği - October 17, 2009 5:16 AM
Hair color is great .... But what may need aesthetic nose ...
78. Cheese - October 18, 2009 9:30 AM
here's my fave pic of megan from the gag report:
http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/sexy_megan-fox-nude_8.htm
79. ugg boots - January 8, 2010 9:17 PM
it is so gppd