Sep 21 2009Megan Fox should do less of this

Wasn't she the one calling Bible-believers stupid? ...Every time this chick opens her mouth a new level of stupid falls out!

She said that on Conan too. It was actually pretty funny. Take a joke.

I saw a hotter girl at starbucks today.......

I picture britney spears' low-pokies to get rid of an un-needed boner. So, I can relate

hey baldy, what up dawg

How could her oral surgeon not pay her instead...

No, instead i think it's your destiny to die with even more ugly tattoos while listening to Britney Spears. Please visit a tattoo parlor ASAP and I will overnight her latest album and a plane ticket immediately.

I changed my mind. I have decided that she is awesome. I can't jack off to her anymore, but by god she is a never-ending wellspring of hilarity. She and Gary Busey should do stand up together.

She knows for A FACT that she won't die listening to a Britney Spears album.
I wonder what else she knows for "A FACT"...
Cement has a soul...
Aphids control the weather...
Shoes have ideas...

and ha! @5

Like I said in the previous thread, hot and stupid girls are awesome.

I want to FUCK her, not play chess with her.

I jack off to her pictures as much as the next guy, but their has got to be other stupid pretty girls (or pretty stupid girls) out there. she's on this and every other website at least once a day. it's getting to the point where I actually have to debate whether or not to whip it out and rub one out to her pictures anymore...I still do, every time, but there is now some debate to it.

Randal(l)

Aren't bible thumpers stupid?

It's a joke. Come on, it's a fucking joke, and it's kind of funny. You guys are being ridiculous.

ps: Haha, Jennifer's Body bombed even after all her whoring. That's pretty funny too.

All you guys like Randal and such,

You all write about how much time you all spending jacking off, why is that, do you guys work for a sperm bank?

sounds obsessive compulsive to me

sounds obsessive compulsive to me

Joe Wilson: "Aren't bible thumpers stupid?"

Define Bible-thumper. ...If you mean a person who believes the Bible to be true, then I'd said no. Some of the greatest people in history, as well as some of the greatest thinkers were Bible believers- Washington, Augustine, Tolkien, Newton, Bach, (Rembrandt) Van Rijn, Galilei, Lewis, etc., etc.

I am assuming you have a different definition.

Bored of hearing about this person. She isn't even that "wacky" or "crazy" like everyone's suddenly making her out to be. She's not that interesting.
She's pretty, but she doesn't stop me in my tracks or anything - there are a zillion girls out there just as pretty. There are Sears catalogue models prettier than her. I'm not saying she isn't attractive I'm just saying she is way way overrated.

I don't understand why she is suddenly this huge THING.
There isn't a single thing remotely interesting about her.

You know usually I think she talks a load of noxious, stupid shit, but I actually thought that one was funny.

Toe Thumbs!!!!!

AHHH AHHH AHHH!!!!!!

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The only way her movie could have made #1 would be if she spent the entire movie sitting naked at a picnic table eating meatball sandwiches. By the end of the movie she'd have sauce all over her hands and face and her stomach would be bloated from so many sandwiches and she'd decide she has to dance it off, so she'd stand up and try to dance but instead she'd burp and the credits would start to roll. Fade to black.

Anyway, my point is though she may be dead between the ears, between her butt cheeks she's got a sweet, inviting penis repository. When she's finally washed up 10 months from now she'll still have her ass. What else does she really need? Even if she can't make a decent sandwich to save her life she can always order me one to go.

Yeah, so Britney Spears music is not for everyone...but this chick only wishes she could have the same success as Britney. She isn't nearly as hot as she used to be, but still sells tickets to her concerts like crazy. Megan can't even whore herself out to get people to buy a $10 ticket to her movie. Just goes to show, women are jealous beings =)

Wow, way to take her seriously, moron. Jesus Christ, I don't like the girl much either, but if you take that statement seriously, you're twice as dumb as you're claiming she is. Good job.

I dont care what she looks like I am tired of her. And I agree with the others that dont get why she is such a big thing.

#15

first, I'd sincerely like to thank you for your interest in my spanking it habits.(I get off on that)

truth be told, it's a profound lack of social life and that has lead me to a life of chronic masturbation. Also, I am what some would call a sexual deviant or "Creep" who can't keep his hands of his gizmo....oops, there I go again.

Randal(l)

Oh my fucking god. This is SO supremely un-newsworthy. Everything this girl says is drivel anyway. Big surprise.

I see Professor Whoreface is spouting "Stupid" again. Jebus, when will she learn to shut her yap? She's got an overblown ego; she apparently thinks that the world hangs on her every word, so she's got to let everyone know everything she's thinking at every moment. What an arrogant slut...

Bat shit crazy.... and that's insulting bats everywhere....

HAMMER THUMBS

She really needs to keep her mouth shut. You cant take back stupid.

Oh, you Americans. Check "Irony" on wikipedia. It will enlighten you. Farewell.

I think it's funnier that she told that to Leno, too. It's like when Spongebob ripped his pants.

@23 - On the same note, I paid $90 to go to Britney Spears concert once upon a time, but I refused to pay $10 to watch Megan Fox "act" this weekend.

#34 - What exactly does you being retarded proof?

Yeah, she did say this on Conan. She was just trying to be funny. Like there's no way God would let her die to a Britney album.

learn to take a joke. IT'S FUNNY!

well said randal

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Obviously this was a joke, and the retarded comments on here from ugly rejects are a hell of a lot more annoying than anything she has ever said.

She's hot and she is actually willing to express her opinions. Get the fuck over it. I am tired of alpha males and ugly women nid picking at this girl.

The American audience is not only fat and ugly , it's now also incredibly stupid. (And im an American, I hate all of you)

#40 - Would that be scary if you had easy access to weapons in your country.

This quote shouldn't be taken seriously, and seriously requires context. Celebrities say a lot of stupid stuff, and the quotes themselves are often silly and crazy, but this was a joke she made on Conan O'Brian's show. Mentally, it's not that crazy and I can imagine it helping her to cope. I thought it was pretty clever.

I just wish she and her thumbs would hurry up and go the hell into the obscurity she deserves.

She's an idiot, what do you expect?

Oh, and #40 needs OVER 9000 cocks in her mouth.

That was seriously so unfunny I hope that something smashes you in the face so badly you are unable to see keyboard to type horrible jokes online.

And then you bleed to death and die.

And Megan Fox takes a shit on your grave.

Like most all things Meghan Fox related, it's always much better when it's on mute.

But bible believers are stupid.

It's crazy how this world works. She's mediocre at best and yet she gets all this attention because she looked good in Transformers. both the movie and her acting were horrible.

Why she is loudly speaking its too much going on.
But she is looking hot and sexy.She always rocks the megan fox premises.

She's lookin pretty pasty... bet she's got a stinky box too....

HAHA TOE THUMBS IS RIGHT!! HAHA TOE THUMBS!
SHE LOOKED SO FUCKING HOT ON THE CG COVER IN THE BLACK BIKINI... WHAT HAPPENED MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA TOE THUMBS IS RIGHT!! HAHA TOE THUMBS!
SHE LOOKED SO FUCKING HOT ON THE GQ COVER IN THE BLACK BIKINI... WHAT HAPPENED MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My god you people are idiots (most of you). She was making a joke...that's all.

I'm no Megan defender or anything... she's just another Hollywood starlet to me. But I actually LIKE the fact that she speaks her mind. I find most of her comments funny. I think she INTENDS them to be funny / controversial. I think she's waaay smarter than anyone gives her credit for.

And THIS quote was a joke. It's something I would say. Get over it. She's smarter than you. Deal.

Megan is average in her acting skills, but above average in looks. The reason why so many think she's a big deal is simple.

Pretty girl + Good action movie (e.g. Transformers) = Fame

and we wonder why the rest of the world hates us..

Yeah, got it was a joke...still think she needs a mute button.

I wouldn't be surprised if she walked around at home in diapers and a pacifier in her mouth.

Its like I got over my fear of listening to Britney Spears by flying. I know that I will never die listening to Britney Spears albums if I am flying. So as long as I am flying, I am safe.

Is Brian Austin Green reading this?! Get this bitch straigthened out! We'll all die anyway!

Neverending faucet of WTF. Haha. So true. While she may be trying to be witty here, we cannot discount the fact that she has truly said strange things.

-meream

A stupid comment gets 60 people to notice her, that's not bad, isn't it? She was the reason that some people watch Transformer, otherwise, it's just another robot mass! Tickets for Transformer was sold at below market price for the masses to hit the #1 spot. I would be glad to be flying for the Circles show and have my eardrum checked, hopefully still alive with the crazy crowd than watching the robots with a man, not yet a man and a woman seducing a "kiddy" man....

I'm only reading cos I'm on a plane and I know I won't die whilst reading shite celebrity gossip.

haha! She reminds me of me!

What? Swallow?

We don’t really get the whole guest hosting “Saturday Night Live” thing. It appears to have some kind of coolness factor, but “Saturday Night Live” sometimes misses the mark in the comedy department. Regardless, big celebrities think that appearing on it is still hip and so the next one in line to be a guest host is non other than babeliscious Megan Fox. . To know more about Megan Fox log into http://woodenspears.com . it’s a great blog site which provides latest information about celebrity.

We don’t really get the whole guest hosting “Saturday Night Live” thing. It appears to have some kind of coolness factor, but “Saturday Night Live” sometimes misses the mark in the comedy department. Regardless, big celebrities think that appearing on it is still hip and so the next one in line to be a guest host is non other than babeliscious Megan Fox. . To know more about Megan Fox log into [url]http://woodenspears.com[/url] . it’s a great blog site which provides latest information about celebrity.

fake !

She has the smallest tiniest eyes ever. I can't understand why people like her eyes...I can't even see them!
The only good things about her are her body and her lips...and those were attained with plastic surgery. So basically, we should be paying and thanking her surgeon. He deserves the money, Megan doesn't. At all!
And Megan is not crazy or interesting. Who the hell told you that? I mean she's trying really hard to be witty and interesting, but when you don't have a personality you just don't.

Yeah, I'm over her too. What a waste of space!

Tell me what do you think about this portrait of Megan:
http://portrait.sebrieu.com/post/2009/08/06/Caricature-de-Megan-Fox.