Sep 16 2009Megan Fox is f-cking batshit in Rolling Stone


Megan Fox covers the October 1, 2009 issue of Rolling Stone where she reveals she's pretty much a ticking time-bomb of crazy that's going to shoot Brian Austin Green in the leg. Not even joking:

On cutting herself:
"Yeah, but I don't want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they're growing up, when they're miserable and do different things, whether it's an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting."

On if she had an eating disorder:
"If I did talk about it, I'd be taking on a role-model status, and I'd have to choose my words very carefully, and I'd have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don't want to do it."

On her insecurities:
"I'm really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn't keep me from being happy. But that doesn't mean I don't struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I'm emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I'm a control freak."

On how she's going to eventually murder Brian Austin Green:
"I've had to say to Brian, 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something. Please leave. I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure."

I love how Megan Fox admits she'd randomly shoot Brian Austin Green in the leg for no reason, and yet he still sticks around to have sex with her. He's basically banging a landmine with awesome breasts which, let's be honest, kicks way more ass than dying of something stupid like cancer. Or old age. That's for chumps.


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so sick of her. next!

This chick is certifiable.

Hot.... but nuts.

I love her face!

Agreed! She's a bitch, she's not that hot and she's highly overrated.

i've seen hotter librarians

She needs to go away....actually she needs to be raped in her ass until her fudge pours out!!

BAG is a f'n pimp! Every single guy over 30 wants a hot young chick to bang that doesn't have enough self esteem to demand a relationship.

Trying to be the next Angelina Jolie: UR DOIN IT RONG.

She wears blue contacts, has a bewb job and has already had botox. It is not looking like Meg here is going in for the long haul. (and she is gonzo crazy)

flooded the market with this citag (t9)

Attention Whore, party of one, your 15 minutes are almost up.

Some of you are confused. BAG proposed to Megan. This caused her to move out temporarily.Megan used this time to create drama, where there actually was none. She is a attention whore, that needs to constantly be in print. They are both tat'd up losers. The more Megan speaks, the less attractive she becomes. While she is pretty, her terrible ink, and her Fucked up brain is real downgrade. Rates an 8 at best.

On a seperate note, anyone see Jennifer Aniston on Leno last night. She wore a tight black mini. When she sat down, you could nearly see the endzone. She has never looked better. Of course, she is still annoying as hell. Rumor has it, John Mayer is tappin that again. Rates a 9 on looks. After you factor in degree of difficulty, based on her age.

Kimmel had on Eva Longoria who looked decent, though not as well as Aniston. Anyone believe, that is a "beard" situation. Rates a 7.5

damn I actually thought see pics of her screwin some dude named bat shit...oooh better yet a chick named batshit.
Disappointed :(

Over her and her ugly ass tattoos.

I'm just going to scroll past all the "she's a crazy whore" and "her ugly tattoos" comments that are sure to follow, and say that despite the stupid shit that comes out of her mouth, she's beautiful and the photos are sexy.

GO BRIAN! The crazy ones are always great in bed!

Fuggin ugly and her tattoos are whores

i'm really waiting to see these awesome boobs everyone talks about. all I see in pic 4 is intense skeleton-like collar bone and a giant space where her boobs would be if she ate something.

SHE IS THE HOTTEST BITCH AROUND!

My goodness, the things that come out of her mouth!

-meream

Pic #7 is how all my bitches cook me dinner.

megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??
megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??
megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??
megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??
megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??
megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??

COME ON people!!

can't you see what she is doing? this is an Angelina Jolie redux. Same PR story to create this sexy bad girl image that will sell tickets and endorsements. Remember the tattoos and knife playing and wanting to shoot someone and taste blood?
It's the same formula same shit all over again.

She is way hotter than Angelina but she is much bitchier than her. I say she can go fuck herself. At least Angelina developed some acting skills later on in life (did you see Changeling?) This skunk is talentless

Why wasn't the photographer chosen for the role of Freddy Krueger?

16. paul - September 16, 2009 2:12 PM

GO BRIAN! The crazy ones are always great in bed!


You are correct sir!!!!!!!!

emotionally unstable women are great in the sack. listen to jack donaghy.

Yeah she seems really insecure about her body, posing half naked with that thing she calls an ass hanging out. Give me a break. She is so fake. Looks only go so far, get a real personality.

She's so crazy I'd buttfuck her while she's shooting that guy in the leg.

everyone who has commented on this and comments on how unattractive she is = jealous overweight women who should get off the internet and get on a treadmill

This piece of trailer trash exemplifies everything that is so wrong and oh so right with America.

You have forgotten the BEST part of the interview:

"[My secret is] a powerful, confident vagina. Men are scared of vaginas. [A woman is most powerful when she is] completely in charge of her sexuality."

Megan Fox is batshit bananas!

I'm falling in love with her all over again...and again...and again.

She's got it all; captivating good looks, borderline psychosis, and a mouth that won't ever close.

God bless us, every last one of us.

I love how we're covering up the obvious stupidity with "crazy". Many of the finest female artists in history were bat-shit insane, but also very intelligent.

I don't think this skank is "crazy" - she is only acting out from the limited, random firings of very small intellect. To us, her profoundly stupid acts and expressed "thoughts" may APPEAR "crazy" to us, but it's just plain ol' stupid.

Where's the pic of her showing underneath her tounge?

This set has got to be incomplete....

I want to lick her hiney. Right in the balloon knot.

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We have something in common.

She's nuts and I want to nut all over her face.

33. nailed it - brilliant.

Cutting? Really? Is there anything she does that Angelina hasn't done first? OMG! This bitch is trying tooooo hard to be called the next Angelina. I'm so sick of this trailer trash I hope Jennifer's Body bombs!!!

WOW
WOW...WOW...
she is so fucking overrated, its really sad, America, that you idolize this kind of stupidity!!!! shes not even that pretty, shes hot in the normal way, there are so many beautiful girls, shes not one of them, i mean anyone can buy a face now right??? keep talking , .... keep talking.. ugly whore.
america, this sucks,.

Why are all the hot chicks so fucked up in the head? And the mentally stable ones are so fugly?

A good looking girl who is dumb as a fence post, looses points on the hotness scale.

Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch" comes to mind when I see chicks like this.

why do i feel like i can see babycake makup on her face? she's sounds like a lot of girls i went to high school with that wore giant jeans and tiny tops and chokers that didn't really have a huge group of friends, the ones that wrote on thier jeans...and part of me is happy to see her famous because these type of girls had very little friends and were so insecure, i was one of them in my own way, it takes "discovering" to change a girls life, i bet she wasn't considered hot in high school at all, i bet she was considered a freak wierdo, and she continues to be that freak wierdo, Angelina was one too....i wouldn't call her an Angelina "re-dux" or however the hell you spell that....poeple aren't really all that unique and different. she may be like angelina on lots of levels, it comes with the intensly-good-looks-that were never noticed by the norm territory

another page from the angelina jolie playbook!
geez so transparent

So very calculated...

Sure, she's attractive, but so are the hundred or so girls at the mall right now as I type this.

But they aren't a fraction as annoying in conversation.

google her--before her implants, hairdye, and nosejob she looked like any other goodlooking waitress at the outback. that's probably what she'll be in a few years if she keeps acting like a bitch to film crews without the talent to back it up.

i prefer the REAL angelina. yum.

I've always thought that Angelina Jolie is horrible.But this one might be even worse. . .

Manic-depressive,check.Nymphomaniac,check.Suicidal,check.What more?!

GET BENT! i fucking love her. love. i don't think she's crazy at all. she just says shit that most girls think and would NEVER say.

boys suck. you just want girls to shut their mouths play with their hair and laugh and you and your shitty friends jokes.

you can't handle it when a woman is smart AND beautiful. you can't compete. you either
a). want to fuck her (who doesn't), but could never hold up your end of a conversation with her.
or
b.) you actually have a brain but don't think you could handle her sexually.

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She's so lame, boring, and predictable. I remember an interview Angelina Jolie gave 10 years ago that was just like this one.

She's definitely got the whole smouldering stupid thing going on.

People are saying SHE needs to go away?
What about the f-cking Gosselins!?!??!

@47

YES YES YES!!!!!!

So hot... so crazy.. SO CONFUSED...

She's not crazy, just incredibly stupid.

And vapid.

There are millions of high-school age girls who cut themselves, have some sort of eating disorder and feel "vulnerable." Whoop-de-fucking-do! Nobody cares...next!

So hot... so crazy.. SO CONFUSED...

I dont think she's crazy at all - I think all girls have thoughts like that at some point in their life - its just that most of them dont get printed in a magazine.

All of those are symptoms of borderline personality disorder (see also Lindsay Lohan).

#47 is an Idiot. Megan Fox didn't say anything clever or intelligent and either did you. You think boys suck because they think you're fat. Megan Fox is an insecure psycho. Her giant stupid fake lips looked ridiculous in Tranformers 2.

I'm getting just as sick of her as I am of these tools Heidi and Spenser and the haggard Pam Anderson. Ya know, this chick isn't even that hot. She strikes me as nothing more than trailer park trash with a garbage mouth (a dumbass slinging around "Nazi"?)

If I got to have sex with her, I'd let her shoot me in the leg after. Of course I'd punch her in the face and run away at the end.

She's hot.

She reminds me of those little trash bags which you pick up on the street corners to clean up dog sh*t with.

I would let her shit on my chest.........and I would probably cut off an extremity to have sex with her.

If I had terrible ink like that on my arm, I wouldn't be laughin

#57 - I am a Doctor of Clinical Health Psychology and her exhibitions are not indicative of a borderline. She is an attention whore. Back to the books Jeffy!!!

Oh, and she is extremely hot.

She is so hot its sickening, she can be crazy if she wants, crazy is fun :-)
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She has nice thighs.

#22 no your sister suck my dick all nite long. p.s. you are gay as the cummmm!!!!!!!!!!!!.lol

This overexposed bitch needs to be fucked hard in her piehole then kicked down a flight of stairs!

How can you people be so surprised/upset that the subjects of this site are "attention whores"? They are in fucking SHOW BUSINESS fer fuck sake. Of course they're attention whores. If they weren't they'd be janitors or grocery store clerks.

Megan Fox, BTW, is absolutely as screwy as a pig's tail. Kinda scary. But you you what?

I'd *STILL* love to fuck her senseless...if it's not too late.

I'd hit that.

No shit she is lying and trying to sound sexy/crazy. guys like girls that are hot but dangerous=kinky in bed. if i was a celebrity i would spill lies left and right. it keeps the attention up. she has a nice killer body. but gross boobs. id rather keep my B than have her fed up gap. also, i wish i was a natural brunette with blue eyes. it is very sexy :)

"emotionally unstable chicks are hot in the sack"
- I beg to differ. There are just as many sexy-looking looney toons who lay there like a log as there are fun and exciting ones. Just like normal sane girls - you never know who'll surprise you like that.

Crazy is only fun and attractive to men who haven' t had the misfortune of having to deal with crazy before.

I don't find her attractive. Sure she has a pretty face, but it's a "typical" type of pretty. Nothing really interesting going on, nothing interesting about her at all really. Sure she's "hot" but I could open any lingerie catalogue, close my eyes, and point at a woman just as attractive.

And sorry dimwits, I'm not just a "fat, jealous, woman" or "some dork hiding in his mom's basement". I simply happen to not find this woman to be as great as everyone else thinks. In fact, the deal-breaker is that she knows she's hot and is constantly mugging for the camera. If she were to be a little more humble, maybe it would make her more attractive to me. I think her "I'm a cutter/have poor self esteem" remarks are actually an attempt to fake humbleness and it's not working.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Does this bitch need to have every disorder known to man?
I swear, it won't be long until we hear that she's had a sex change.
With proof of course :)
Dumb ugly fuck

#47 When you grow up you'll date men and realize that Megan Fox is a (negative) caricature of a woman. She's, quite frankly, insulting. If she hadn't had all that plastic surgery to make her "hot" no one would give a crap. You can be hot, smart, and enjoy your sexuality with out being a crazy whore. Megan Fox is just a crazy whore.

Oh and holy crap Mark Seliger is ugly, and she has one weird belly button. It looks like a tiny vulva

She kinda has big thighs

she's the logical next woman for Brad Pitt - he can trade down and end up with Megan the same woman but 12 years younger.

She SO doesn't want to be there in that last pic, with the photog.

So what, everyone in Hollywood is a nut case. I don't think she is crazy for LA, but for the rest of the Planet, she's a sicko and we all need to be very, very afraid of her. She's like a person that would've been a Manson follower if she had the chance.

I heard that Manson was really fingered by a 9 year old little girl that he was holding as a hostage. And, the whole story about the Cops finding him in a crawl space was BS. The little girl was the one that really showed them where he was hiding. Witness Protection is also used for Police preservation and not the truth.

pictures look photoshopped.

presenttips

AWESOME BREASTS??????!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get a clue, Fish!

There's no cleavage, they look as flat as cardboard, YUCK!! Where's the fucking shape to them??!!

FUCK she's so predictable and BORINNNNNNG.

Angelina interview from 1999! I think she has every magazine EVER with Angelina in it with scrapbook pics, she probably even has some secret hidey hole with Angelina's hair, pictures, a voodoo doll, a piece of her clothing and some candle shit going on, I fucking wouldn't put it past this wannabe trashy slut!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait until this whore's 15mins are up and she can join Kim K, Lady Gaga and Audrina in the has-been line....

....IN HELL.

Thnx everyone.

I'm sure the comic book nerds of the world will be posting that one pic of her above their jack off stations.

I'm sure the comic book nerds of the world will be posting that one pic of her above their jack off stations.

I'm sure the comic-con nerds of the world will be posting that one pic of her above their jack off stations.

She is hot, just saw her profile on-----interracialsearching.com-----so many hot pictures about her are shown there, she is enjoying hot dating there? I even can't believe it.

She is hot, just saw her profile on-----interracialsearching.com-----so many hot pictures about her are shown there, she is enjoying hot dating there? I even can't believe it.

This girl is apeshit.

Holy crap! Talking about a horror personage! Only this is real life!

Unless you're extremely masochistic.She doesn't sound she's in for good dialogue in a relationship.Maybe she's dyke but doesn't know yet?!

She has pretty eyes and isn't fat. I don't see what the big deal is. My public university in freaking Iowa has literally dozens of more attractive women on central campus at any given time.

She's a man(h)(e)ater.

I bet she's giving crap blowjobs.

she is too capricious...

Sooooo, when's she going to start doing hardcore porn then?

She is wacked because she wanted tattoos and now the ink has seeped to her brain .
Stay far away from crazy chicks ...........

It had to take a Klingon for M.F. to take some semi decent pics (ex.1&7) Being skinny is no excuse for not having an ass, and those inner thighs are semi chewable but still worthy of some hickeys...Now about her problems, Im sorry for B.A.G. for having the capacity to apprehend sound...

I can't stand this bitch, but i am so sick of people bashing women with tattoos. Some of the smartest, most accomplished, loving, beautiful women I know sport ink. But what am I saying? I am commenting on a board full of effing losers who have nothing better to do than judge others...

HA! She looked so much better in hope&faith
Anyone agree?
You can tell how much effort she is now putting into her looks

Rolling Stone lost its credibility as a media publication about 10 years ago. Another boring and irrelelvant magazine that no one reads any more.
They like to be so pseudo hip and politico but the still put 1/2 naked chicks on their cover to try to sell more copies. Hippocrates.

Enough already. Sure she's hot, but she ain't THAT hot. Not hot enough that I should suffer through vapid crap like that interrview...

Enough already. Sure she's hot, but she ain't THAT hot. Not hot enough that I should suffer through vapid crap like that interrview...

She's not crazy, she's just trying WAY too hard.

WTF happened to Rolling Stone? This magazine used to rock, and now they're putting these people that you know are going to be has-beens in six months on the cover. This chick is such an Angelina knock-off and only kids that are 13 and younger believe this shit that comes out of her mouth. Somebody needs to pass this poser the toilet paper so she can wipe her mouth off.

She used to be so much sexier....

She used to be so much sexier....

"WTF happened to Rolling Stone? This magazine used to rock, and now they're putting these people that you know are going to be has-beens in six months on the cover."

Well...As the story goes, Lester Bangs OD'ed in 1982, they hired the former editor of FHM as their editor in 1990 to compete with ''men's magazine'', and Hunter S. Thompson rarely wrote for the magazine afterward (and then blew his brains out in 2005).

I feel like Megan Fox isn't real. More specifically, I feel like she was constructed in a a factory.

dumbassses who think she's beautiful. she doesn't even have that going for her. take a look her here:

http://www.box.net/shared/i10uxhtuoj

I'd say she has about 45 seconds left of her 15 minutes...

@47 Where in the world did you get the impression she's smart? She didn't even cleverly maneuver her way into showbiz either ... she washed a damn car in a bikini.

Your other points were accurate but SERIOUSLY, I want to know how your brain is processing her as "smart," because maybe if we dig deep enough, the world of psychiatry could piece together a reasonable antidote to the poisonous shit Hollywood makes people believe.

Its pretty clear that this poor girl is not well mentally and its a shame that no one trys to help her. I just looked at some of her bizzar comments she has made in the recent past. To be honest ( and I have worked with the mentally ill) she sounds like she is either bi-polar or has developed pschizophrania or is both. And mybe suffers from a borderline personality disorder. I cant really diagnose from her, but I will say that I have seen this before. THIS GIRL NEEDS HELP!!!

ROCK ON #78 soo RIGHT

No "Melissa" and "Frank" or whoever says people are either jealous, fat or secretly want her...no, it doesn't work that way. i look just like this girl, same body type and all; except put blond hair on her and 50000x the talent. i don't like this girl because she's tasteless, talentless, and slightly insane. i'd say those are pretty legitimate reasons (that have nothing to do with jealousy). MF is a crazy bitch; she doesn't deserve a spotlight (unless she starts doing porn {which would be much better suited for her}).

58. jonny - this is funny, addressing you like that haha anyways. men love me. i have nothing against men personally, not from my own experience but i do stand by what i said. i'm not fat haha i'm a size 5! ok i'm fat haha. i'd rather be a 3...and i'm 5'6''....so...omg am i fat?

78. EK - again this is funny. haha
anyways. i'm fucking 25. you don't get it and you can't.
you know why she's so smart. she's a master manipulator!!! i think she's really honest. and i don't think she had any plastic surgery. the pictures are PHOTO SHOPPED!!! they add shadows and tons of other crap to make them look that way. i mean have you ever seen photos of Mariah Carey?
she did however loose a ton of weight.

she's having fun with it...and making money off of it. good for her.
way to hate haha

115. Big Pimpin' - September 17, 2009 1:32 PM

dumbassses who think she's beautiful. she doesn't even have that going for her. take a look her here:

http://www.box.net/shared/i10uxhtuoj

*

Ashley Simpson's nose job; useless.

Jennifer Grey's nose job; foolish.

Janet Jackson's nose job; disturbing.

Lil' Kim's nose job; yeesh.

Megan's nose job; AWESOME!


WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY!...YOU CANT HAVE EVERYTHING IN LIFE, YOU EITHER HAVE THE LOOKS OR THE BRAINS!!

AND SHE HAS THE LOOKS, BUT SHES IS THE MOST STUPID THING IN THIS PLANET!

P.S. MAYBE IF YOU STOP TALKING PPL WOULD FORGET HOW DUMB YOU ARE
:)

how could you not chuck one up that,..... i would repeatedly cause i looove bitches , i bet shes a mega mega bitch

Well, I read an interview with her in this months Cosmo where she openly admitted that she "gets bored" during interviews so she makes shit up. That's so cutting edge of her. barf.

I just read her interview in Rolling Stone and I am disgusted. That is all I can say...with Megan Fox, with Rolling Stone, with Hollywood. Hollywood is dead.

I just read her interview in Rolling Stone and I am disgusted. That is all I can say...with Megan Fox, with Rolling Stone, with Hollywood. Hollywood is dead.

YA SHE A BITCH.WHO NEEDS A LIFE N STOP ALWAYS TALKIN ABOT S3X YEESH THATS ALL THU SL*T IS GOOD 4.N SHE IZ NOT THAT ATTRARTIVE SHE ACTUALLY FAKE LOOKIN N UGLY

The reason it seems that all pretty chicks are stupid or crazy is because of a few things, like a skewed perception of beauty, plus the fact that women like her don't have to use any intellect, and never have, so it was never built upon. She got by on her looks, which in this day and age is easy to enhance. The only thing she's ever had going for her was that shes "sexy" and so by having nothing else to up her confidence, she KNOWS that she's gonna be out as soon as her looks fade. She'll have nothing else going for her. For me, I just hate how insanely stupid she really is, and makes it hard for women of attractiveness to be taken seriously.

ugh she is really kinda ugly. and seriously its pretty bad that she has to make herself look whorish to get the attention of guys....how lame

very sweet and very nice ....

talking about sex all the time to anyone who'll listen does not make a progressive or intelligent woman, regardless of whatever fox is thinking... it's totally tacky. she's not cool or bold. just slutty. i'd be impressed with her if she were this gorgeous but presented herself with self-respect. it's possible to do, ladies. try it. it'll get you farther.

She has fucked up childhood...
But it isn't an excuse for delaying the extreme reform of self. >.>

I have to admit...she has said some dumbfuck things in this interview...It is not funny--It makes me somewhat frustrated.

the megan fox hysteria is so annoying just go away, there are at least a thousand women I find more appealing

I don't understand why you say bad things about her?
you can say that she is a whore and stupid and did a boob job
but it doesn't mean that is correct - actually it's makes me believe it's Wrong!!!
I'm a Magen Fox's fan and you have no idea what you're talking about!!!!
so stop saying things that not true - you just make yourself looks stupid!

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