Sep 2 2009Megan Fox: 'Michael Bay is Hitler'
Megan Fox is the center of Wonderland's 4th Anniversary Issue where she opens up her questionable mental state and the similarities between Michael Bay and the Fuhrer:
On what the fuck's wrong with her:
"I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't pinpointed what it is."
On her new movie Jennifer's Body:
"I think it's really about how fucked up and scary girls are. Girls are fucking nightmares."
On being a product:
"Part of my product is being outrageous and outspoken so even when I'm not being that way I'm going to be sold that way."
On Michael Bay:
"[Michael Bay] wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for."
And I think I've finally reached my threshold of Megan Fox shenanigans. Unless her new shtick is fornicating with a blogger who refers to his penis as the "Bat-pole," I don't want to hear another word that isn't "Yes, Batman, it's my fault the Riddler stole your sandwich."

Reader Comments
1. arealcad - September 2, 2009 2:04 PM
She needs one in the pink and one in the stink
2. Que - September 2, 2009 2:05 PM
Que stuff into oven?
3. Sithlord - September 2, 2009 2:06 PM
She's stupid.... she doesn't even look that hot anymore
4. farles chew - September 2, 2009 2:08 PM
Until we find out which CGI group is doing her animation, we're never going to get to the bottom of what this AI is thinking.
5. n - September 2, 2009 2:14 PM
So this chick wants to be as far as she can from Angelina Jolie comparisons but yet she is so young and keeps opening her stupid mouth like Miss Jolie before she started adopting babies like a mad woman.
Fox only puts forth an “outrageous” persona because the media will buy what she’s peddling as long as she keeps saying stupid shit and cluing people into how very edgy she is…acting and self promotion at its worst.
Besides, daily trips to get coffee, screwing BAG and Transformers isn’t all that outrageous.
6. Leez - September 2, 2009 2:19 PM
I'm bored. Can't starlets come up with anything new besides faking lesbianism and calling people Hitler?
7. susy - September 2, 2009 2:21 PM
way to shit on the man that made you famous!
8. Roger - September 2, 2009 2:22 PM
What a worthless whore. Its sad to see talentless (but albeit attractive) whores thinking they have something to offer the world more than their tits and ass for a few years until gravity gets the best of them. Such a shame.
9. The Gorgeous One - September 2, 2009 2:27 PM
@ Fish, thank GOD. Stop posting about this vapid broad.
10. Max Planck - September 2, 2009 2:31 PM
Tattoos suck!
11. Max Planck - September 2, 2009 2:32 PM
Vapid is good.
It doesn't push the audience's attention span.
12. Peter Pumpkin Eater - September 2, 2009 2:33 PM
Self absorbed bitch.
13. Kamakazi Kunt - September 2, 2009 2:37 PM
The sort of twat that belongs in Vegas with feathers sticking out of her ass.
14. Janette - September 2, 2009 2:38 PM
I'm pretty sure that if we just ignore her she'll go away.
15. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 2, 2009 2:38 PM
She talks too much and is probably a dead lay cause she spending that time trying to think of other hideous tattoos she can put in inappropriate places.
16. lizzy - September 2, 2009 2:39 PM
ugh, she looks gorgeous and she has the potential to be very cool, laid back, etc, but she keeps spewing this 'outspoken' garbage, it is certainly coming to a breaking point. she has to work on her fucking PR skills. she's making herself sound really stupid.
17. CN - September 2, 2009 2:40 PM
Roger, it doesn't sound like you have problems with women at all. At all.
If you don't like what she's saying, look at the pretty pictures and ignore it. It's not like you're ever going to talk to her anyway!
18. Valerie - September 2, 2009 2:42 PM
Typical. Talking shit about one's sex to make oneself look better, only making one look like a douche. Yeah, she's a douche--it's not limited to men I don't think.
19. Pilatunes - September 2, 2009 2:44 PM
She was obviously worried about falling behind in the 'Biggest Idiot in Hollywood' contest.
No, Megan, schizophrenia is not a synonym for 'fucking stupid'.
20. Valerie - September 2, 2009 2:45 PM
Great photo shoot though! She could change her expression, for variety, though.
21. ARIANA - September 2, 2009 2:48 PM
she's just a stupid bitch, she doesn't deserve more covers or movies
22. ARIANA - September 2, 2009 2:48 PM
she's just a stupid bitch, she doesn't deserve more covers or movies
23. Mama Pinkus - September 2, 2009 2:48 PM
Megan honey, stop talking - you sound like a fucking idiot
24. Casual grammar Nazi (though not really) - September 2, 2009 3:03 PM
@8 Redundant - But and albeit more or less mean the same thing. You only need one.
25. norton - September 2, 2009 3:03 PM
What a class act.
And to think she catapulted to stardom on the merits of such a triumphant and groundbreaking film like "Transformers".
*barf*
26. teera - September 2, 2009 3:06 PM
these pics are terrible
27. Megan Wolf - September 2, 2009 3:10 PM
I hope Jennifer's Body just completely kills her career. Enough of her, already. She annoys me more than those douschebags from the Hills.
28. John - September 2, 2009 3:21 PM
I'm glad they fixed her thumbs for this shoot.
29. Dr Truth - September 2, 2009 3:22 PM
Tick tock, Megan. I can hear your 15 minutes slipping away.
30. Angie - September 2, 2009 3:27 PM
She "screen tested" for the Transformers by washing Michael Bay's car. Casting couch/ Car wash attendent? You be the judge. She is the best actress of our time.
31. Ego - September 2, 2009 3:31 PM
I'd hit it everyday and twice on Sundays. Everyone who says they wouldn't must be either too retarded to live or prefer "relations" with farm animals instead of hot babes.
32. Coral - September 2, 2009 3:32 PM
I've been reading the comments on this site with growing alarm. I read thesuperficial.com everyday, because I like celeb gossip. Even as a straight female, there is something enjoyable about admiring and scrutinizing women's bodies. But I've been reading the comments on this site with growing alarm.
The vitriol and venom directed at people we don't actually know has reached a level of chauvinism that I thought our society had long passed. Wanting women to just shut up and die, or be bent over a chair, if they say the wrong thing or have a little extra fat on their thighs is funny at first, but scary when you realize how pervasive and deep-rooted these feelings are.
Before you all tell me that I should shut up and die, or be bent over a chair, or before you all jump to conclusions about how I must be hideous, or fat, or old, or a 12 year old boy, just think about what this site says about your values, and what it actually does to reinforce the worst parts of yourselves. It'll be hard for me to stop coming here, because it is entertaining. But I've had enough.
33. Randal - September 2, 2009 3:36 PM
Michael Bay better watch how he comments here because Megan Fox made Michael Bay the start he is today with Transformers. Megan's rise has continued since she helped bring Bay's career back on track and she has a lot more power than folks give her credit for.
A great interview by the way, Megan. Always a pleasure to read intelligent comments from celebrities in the heart of the industry.
Randal
34. Jethro - September 2, 2009 3:41 PM
Ah yes, more intelligent drivel from the the beautiful people of Hollywood. Just watch their shows and don't listen to 'em off the set.
35. chris - September 2, 2009 3:42 PM
THANK YOU Coral for voicing your very intelligent thoughts. I feel the same way and am quite often disturbed by the horrible things WOMEN say about other women. It's so sad that we as a species feel so insecure about how we look that we have to attack. It makes one look very UGLY.
Men are just horny pigs and they tend to find a lot of women attractive. I'm so glad I only have to attract men and not these hypercritical women.
36. Oh Puhleez - September 2, 2009 3:43 PM
Coral Honey,
This is a silly celeb site. What did you think the content would be? Gee whiz, I love Megan's earrings? There are misogynist aholes everywhere. Everyone knows that they are dweebs that can't get laid. Settle down sister, it is supposed to be entertaining.
37. Coral - September 2, 2009 3:57 PM
PS I am a big fat ugly pig lady
38. Name No - September 2, 2009 3:58 PM
Eww... Randal said something bitchy!
39. Name No - September 2, 2009 3:58 PM
Eww... Randal said something bitchy!
40. miau - September 2, 2009 3:59 PM
its "Führer" and not "Fuhrer"...in fact "Fuhrer" means something entirely different :D :D
..she looks great here in between...
miau
41. miau - September 2, 2009 3:59 PM
its "Führer" and not "Fuhrer"...in fact "Fuhrer" means something entirely different :D :D
..she looks great her in between...
miau
42. Megan - September 2, 2009 3:59 PM
Shut up, toe thumb!
43. Pretty Miley - September 2, 2009 4:04 PM
Okay, so it's not reeeallllyyy like it's her brain anyone is interested in is it?
44. Veronica - September 2, 2009 4:06 PM
35. And there you are again. Bitching about other women AGAIN. Sorry that you feel so threatened by other women, but since we make up half the population you need to learn to deal with your insecurities and quit spewing all over this website.
45. norton - September 2, 2009 4:07 PM
Coral.... lighten the fuck up. People say things on boards that they would never utter personally. It's meant to be funny and it's a release. Maybe you need to get laid.
Randal.... shut the fuck up. Michael Bay, you stupid homo, plucked little miss sunshine out of nowhere and made her the "star" she is today - not the other way around.
46. marie - September 2, 2009 4:10 PM
I like her a lot, but can ANY magazine come up with a good photoshoot result?! I haven't seen ONE magazine picture that I've liked and let's face it, she's fucking hot.
Oh, and Megan, keep dissin' Bay. I fuckin' hate his gots
47. Coral - September 2, 2009 4:15 PM
Norton,
I realize everything is supposed to be all light and entertaining, but don't you think that sometimes what people say on these boards is more reflective of how they feel than what they would utter in person?
I don't need to get laid, but thanks for the offer. I would tell you what I look like, but I don't think it should affect the substance of my comments. So keep on thinking I'm an ugly pig lady.
48. Coral's outrage - September 2, 2009 4:16 PM
Chris@ 35. Show me one example that a WOMAN talked about bending MF over a chair. As usual you are delusional.
49. norton - September 2, 2009 4:29 PM
Coral..... wherein my post did I say anything remotely similar to you being an "ugly pig lady"? Mr. Conclusion, meet Mr. Jump.
The posts are meant in jest. How often can you say something, that you'd really, really like to say but had to filter yourself.
Yes. This IS how people feel. But, just like watching "roadrunner" cartoons, it doesn't translate for me to go out and blow the shit out of something because Wyle E. Coyote did it.
Modern day, lame-ass pseudo-psychology. This is why we're a nation of pussified zombies.
50. OceanC_Lifeguard - September 2, 2009 4:33 PM
Wow, way to compare a director to....hitler??? i mean, itd be funny if she was joking, but i kinda think she was half serious.
as for the mental disorder, she's stated that before in interviews, she said she feels insecure and larger compared to other 'young starlets'
which i guess is true, i mean, she is really curvy and these pics were photoshopped to lengthen her neck and slim her arms, she does has softer arms, but anywho, girls look better anyway when they have some meat TO MEN, but woman look better to other WOMEN when we are bone skinny. fucked up shit but super small and boney is the look, and i dont think itll go away for a while.
sorrryyyyy :-)
51. Pig Lady - September 2, 2009 4:36 PM
I think she is an Angelina Jolie wanna be, but not pretty enough. I have seen this all before with AJ. Get your own schtick Megan.
52. Coral - September 2, 2009 4:42 PM
I used to think like you, Nortan, and I hate PC bullshit as well. But I've learned that sometimes what we're allowed to express reflects the society we live in, and sometimes it creates the society we live in. They are interdependent. That's why racial slurs become taboo when those groups gain social capital.
I'll stop spouting off now. I just think these "releases" are more insidious than we like to think.
And check out #37. That's my point.
53. K bye. - September 2, 2009 4:57 PM
#52: If you're so disgusted with the content on the Superficial, then why haven't you left yet?
54. cureholder - September 2, 2009 5:14 PM
I love that she thinks anything that comes out of her mouth is part of what Hollywood is trying to sell. She has exactly one quality that makes her marketable, and it is neither her mastery of history and sociology nor her acting ability (which she has is approximately equal parts).
Also, her comments are not "outrageous," because that would require her to have knowledge, insight and/or thought behind them. Her comments are like the emissions of a bratty four-year-old who knows she is not supposed to say these words but has no idea why. The content simply doesn't matter because it's obvious she has no idea what she is saying. She's just trying to get attention.
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature simply looks and says, "Good thing for her she's good-looking, because she's really really stupid."
55. spiritkittykat - September 2, 2009 6:11 PM
I don't know if it's really the best idea to be biting the hand that, essentially fed you your career. Especially considering she's a shit actress. And really the "I just say what I want. I'm different" schtick really isn't that attractive when it's ALL you can do. And when you aren't likable and don't have a stitch of humility and self-deprecration, you become even more unattractive.
56. Adam - September 2, 2009 6:12 PM
The hater's must be prudes or f**s.
57. Google this - September 2, 2009 6:37 PM
Her eyes always look vacant. In every single picture I have ever seen. Can't they photoshop intelligence?
58. Spinnacer - September 2, 2009 6:50 PM
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I don't care if she's hot. Openly calling the one who got you your first two jobs which catapulted you into stardom, "Hitler" is just stupid / ignorant / childish / retarded / etc.
Ungrateful dimwit, where'd she be if it wasn't for transformers? An extra for some mid-western regional sitcom called "Hope & Faith"
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59. Droocy - September 2, 2009 7:55 PM
Fuck that noise
60. Droocy - September 2, 2009 7:57 PM
Fuck that noise
No one really had any sort of respect for her anyway...
61. shavederic - September 2, 2009 8:13 PM
Ungrateful twat.
62. i hate megan fox - September 2, 2009 8:21 PM
she needs to shut the fuck up and go die already, along with speidi. she tries so dam hard to sound like a tough anti-girly girl. she's trying too hard to be angelina jolie and somewhat emo or something?
63. Sickitten - September 2, 2009 8:56 PM
Angelina has a big head. Not lady like
64. cherry - September 2, 2009 10:26 PM
what an ungrateful bitch
if she hates women so much why doesn't she just gtfo out of my gender. really don't appreciate being called a fucked up scary nightmare. speak for yourself you useless whore.
I hope some feminist sees her on the street and punches her in the tit
65. Nameless - September 2, 2009 11:39 PM
I'm telling you by the way MF keeps bagging Michael Bay...he MUST have donkey punched her and she's been pissed off about it ever since.
66. chshc - September 3, 2009 12:04 AM
The first sign of an idiot. Hitler/Nazi references. Unless the person is trying to kill 6 million people they are not a Nazi, or like Hitler.
67. LETZ BYONEST - September 3, 2009 1:07 AM
Is it true??? Did B.YONEST really BANG MEGAN FOXXX?
http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/my-name-iz-b-yonest-and-i-banged-megan-fox-chapter-i/
68. Julie - September 3, 2009 1:44 AM
If it weren't for Michael Bay, you'd still be sucking c*ck for roles, you ingrate!
69. Ewelina - September 3, 2009 2:48 AM
WTF people? stop talkin shit about her!! all of you that say she's not smart, well obviously you've never seen an interview with her, she is not stupid, you only say that because she's beautiful and outspoken, and that scares you because the last time you were around a strong woman you probably pissed you pants!! she's not an idiot, she says what she thinks and i respect her for that! she may not be the greatest actress yet, but at least she realizes it and knows that the world hasnt seen the best of her. and "cherry" you just fuckin proved that you're a scary nightmare, what megan probably meant is that girls can be mean, petty and high maintnance, get a fuckin reality check its true.
70. Ewelina - September 3, 2009 3:02 AM
WTF people? stop talkin shit about her!! all of you that say she's not smart, well obviously you've never seen an interview with her, she is not stupid, you only say that because she's beautiful and outspoken, and that scares you because the last time you were around a strong woman you probably pissed you pants!! she's not an idiot, she says what she thinks and i respect her for that! she may not be the greatest actress yet, but at least she realizes it and knows that the world hasnt seen the best of her. and "cherry" you just fuckin proved that you're a scary nightmare, what megan probably meant is that girls can be mean, petty and high maintnance, get a fuckin reality check its true.
71. Luis - September 3, 2009 6:13 AM
Too much. She's just too much.
72. Celebrity Pictures - September 3, 2009 8:57 AM
I think now no one now has craze for her...
73. lovlovelala - September 3, 2009 9:12 AM
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76. Dread not - September 3, 2009 9:49 AM
Megan is hotter than, Angelina Voight, that's for sure. Plus, we're not subjected to Megan playing out any, "I'm going to punish myself, therefore, my Daddy, too, by being a bad girl, tattooed, skank". * sarcasm* Yeah, Angelina had it REAL tough. She had to over come so much to make it in the industry! Megan's got a good product, it's sexy, and it sells. Keep it comin', Fox!
77. greenman - September 3, 2009 10:14 AM
I want to poop on her chest.
78. chupacabra - September 3, 2009 10:17 AM
Fox, is that her real last name?
At least Scar Jo is smart enough not to say stupid shit every five minutes. Actually out of all of them, Natalie Portman is the smaaaatest.
79. Jim Jones - September 3, 2009 10:36 AM
Shocking. Megan Fox is an idiot.
80. ha - September 3, 2009 10:44 AM
@78
Don't even bring up Natalie Portman around Megan Fox. The comparison is too cruel. Not only did NP go to Harvard, but she's GORGEOUS!!!! You can't pay money for a face like hers.
81. lol - September 3, 2009 11:12 AM
Whoop de do. Another bimbo who thinks they are hot shit because of the media attention they got. Well who cares, she is nothing but your average hollywood whore, bred for being a trophy whore. Once everyone stops caring about her and calling her 'hot' and such she'll probably just go the Lohan route, screw around with anything that walks 2 or 4 legs, and end up broke, on drugs, and begging for someone to care.
There is plenty more talent out there. I say toss her aside and make her work for what he wants and stop being a silly pampered whore... Yea, women are a nightmare alright, women like her. Blah blah blah bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan.. wahhhh I'm not the hottest anymore.. so no one will like totally buy my movies... :( wah.
She is the kind of woman who makes me ashamed to admit my gender on the internet..... part of her product... Yup whore, selling herself. admitted to it right there.
82. Bo - September 3, 2009 1:02 PM
Sure she's really pretty in her obvious plastic surgery way, there's just nothing that interesting about her...
83. Darth - September 3, 2009 1:23 PM
Never heard of 'kids and drunkards are always speaking the truth'?
84. Rhialto - September 3, 2009 1:27 PM
Did she hit the bong again?
85. Gando - September 3, 2009 1:36 PM
#83
Looks pretty full grown for a kid.
86. Nero - September 3, 2009 1:45 PM
#83
The fully grown drunk kid?
87. Pat C. - September 3, 2009 2:31 PM
I don't think making ridiculous remarks to the media is "shananigans". As the English might say, she's probably just taking the piss out of them. She knows can just make up any dumb thing, and they'll print it.
When I think of shenanigans, I think of an actress getting drunk, hi-jacking a stranger's car, and chasing someone at 2 AM.
88. Busted Keys - September 3, 2009 3:06 PM
nice photos, they feel like spain to me...
89. Busted Keys - September 3, 2009 3:08 PM
nice photos, they feel like spain to me...
90. Katie - September 3, 2009 5:34 PM
Gosh these images are excellent. They totally tell a story. It reminds me of a beauty from a civilization, either right before are right after the apocalypse, and she is a Queen of some sort.
91. DASD - September 6, 2009 1:22 PM
SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE IS ACTUALLY ON THE BALL. SHE JUST DOESNT GIVE A FUCK, HOW ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE READING IT WRONG ? MICHAEL BAY IS A FUCKING PROPAGANDIST TIT
92. Aquila - September 7, 2009 5:19 PM
Michael Bay is like Hitler? Bad news for Shia LaBeof (he's Jewish).
93. estetik cerrah - September 8, 2009 5:52 AM
I am not intrested in what she sait. she is sexy woman...
94. Mandi - September 9, 2009 11:10 PM
I still think she is awesome. Besides, since when do people care what hot people SAY?
95. Dave - September 19, 2009 6:13 AM
Aquila, Michael Bay is himself Jewish also.
96. Çene Estetiği - October 17, 2009 4:52 AM
jewelry and clothing both very stylish.