Sep 21 2009Mad Men at the Emmys
When I decided to make an Emmys post featuring the cast of Mad Men, I was immediately faced with a difficult choice. Who should be the top pic: Don Draper himself, Jon Hamm or Joan the office bombshell, Christina Hendricks? So I took the easy way out and Photoshopped Don's head onto Joan's body. I'm pretty sure this is wrong on a whole bunch of levels, but then again, let's not pretend it isn't oddly arousing. I don't know if I want it to pitch me an ad campaign or pour scotch from a bottle clutched between its ample bosom, so once again I'm leaning towards both at the same time. Jesus. I've found the solution to everything.
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. sam hain - September 21, 2009 7:50 AM
i think he's been up all night
2. loler - September 21, 2009 7:50 AM
lol
3. loler - September 21, 2009 7:50 AM
lol
4. loler - September 21, 2009 7:50 AM
lol
5. lisa - September 21, 2009 7:52 AM
LOL. love you. <3
6. keijo - September 21, 2009 8:19 AM
=)
7. faceoff - September 21, 2009 8:24 AM
Face Off 2 point oh? Is that Don Draper?
8. lisa - September 21, 2009 9:36 AM
Just when I thought the man couldn't get more perfect.......
9. no - September 21, 2009 10:24 AM
That "bombshell" would look super lardy in a bikini. Even in a dress you can have a muffin top apparently and at her age those boobs are being held up by a super powered push up bra, I can't imagine how they look sans bra or worse how they will look in 5 to 10 years.
10. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 21, 2009 10:48 AM
Redhead with big boobs??
Where have you gone Lindsey Lohan, our nation turns its lonely schlongs to you.
11. hottie89 - September 21, 2009 11:29 AM
lol...it coul have been better if a smaller figure of Don Draper's head was photoshopped into Joan's body...loved January Jone's dress with the mermaid-like fit and bossom showing triangles...
12. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 21, 2009 12:46 PM
With that blinding white skin, bulging gunt, and boobs that look like she's had 10 kids sucking on them for years, i'm just not feeling it. She'll be super sized in no time.
13. manscaper - September 21, 2009 1:12 PM
Don Draper rules! Nad Joan is one of the foxiest women of all time, perfection
14. Balls McCoy - September 21, 2009 1:46 PM
@12 bulging gut? that's the pelvis, she's got hips. ever see a naked woman?
15. Heather - September 21, 2009 2:12 PM
YAY MAD MEN!
16. Buttchest Betty - September 21, 2009 2:20 PM
Yea, she's assless and her boobs look like she has a shapeless white ass on her chest. Maybe she had her ass surgically removed and attached to her chest?
17. Emphysema - September 21, 2009 2:47 PM
Thanks Mad Men for making smoking and lung cancer fun again....hack, cough, gigantic phlegm ball.............................
18. Nero - September 21, 2009 4:13 PM
This is the ultimate butter face.
19. Darth - September 21, 2009 4:20 PM
When is the final surgery planned?
20. daws - September 21, 2009 6:39 PM
Sweet Jesus...Jon Hamm is so freakin' sexy.
21. Nastybedazzler - September 21, 2009 7:15 PM
Mad Men is the shit.
January Jones is super hot.
22. Alex - September 21, 2009 7:19 PM
It's not that unusual to have a big rack when you're 50 lbs overweight. How many Spanx undergarments are under that dress?
23. wanks - September 21, 2009 7:45 PM
january jones is the hottest piece outta that whole group! so gorgeous i wanna sniff her
24. Lisa - September 21, 2009 8:18 PM
While I think Christina is a gorgeous woman, that is a really ill-fitting dress.
And Jon Hamm=Hot.
25. ha - September 22, 2009 12:05 AM
Goddamn, I want the Don Draper Treatment. That man is so freaking SEXY.
January Jones is a goddess. She's so beautiful and she's good at acting too!!
26. anon - September 22, 2009 12:26 AM
Ahahahaahaha
27. Stuey - September 22, 2009 12:51 PM
Joan looks great. It's called being voluptuous. More women out there are her shape than Betty's shape. I think shes hot.
28. Will Hodgeson - September 23, 2009 11:36 PM
@9 = homosexual.
29. Kaldia - September 25, 2009 12:15 PM
The people that judge Christina Hendricks poorly always end up being whale-sized virgins....huh.
Strange.
30. nano - November 16, 2009 7:49 AM
Cool stuff.. First pic was really so funny, all pics are really an amazing excepting first one.. Nice comparisons too...