Sep 3 2009Lindsay Lohan in a bikini

Better get a couple of gallons of bleach in that pool...pronto

You are going to jail for insurance fraud Lindsey.

She's withering away and aging so, so badly. Enough of the crack & Red Bull diet, Lindsay!

Lol

She looks like Lolita in the Jeremy Irons version. Which is good I suppose except Lolita was prepubescent...

These shots are old and she's no longer hot.

Looks like the average chick you banged in college. Not a keeper, but still, not a bad way to spend a drunken night after last call. Just remember, safe sex = no regrets!

FISH, are you a female? I knew it!!!!

Her lips....what the hell happen to her lips....it doesn't look good at all!

CAMEL TOE!

By the way, ladies, that kind of bikini top does nobody any fucking favours. It squashes the titties down and makes them look like shit.

I mean the one in pic three.

She doesn't look half bad in these photos, but I know better.

White is not her color, just her drug.
Am I thirteenth?

What about how her and her 14 year old sister got matching lip injections earlier that day!!! cute!

Looks like someone eating Hershey's Syrup sneezed on her.

Reputation and new bee sting aside. Id identify EVERY single freckle on that bod.

Thats Annalynne Mccords bikini status.

loool

It appears she has some yummy beef curtains.

Quack ! Quack !

She doesn't look quite as scrawny as expected. Maybe she turned her back on the liquid diet and ate a couple of burgers.

I'd still fuck the shit out of her and give her a pearl necklace :)

Flabby ass. She just doesn't realize how much the sun hates her and her abnormally pale, ginger complexion.

i love her swimsuit.

She is just GROSS!

I've always wondered why in the fuck anyone ever thought she was do-able. She's revolting as fuck. Why the hell is she even famous or infamous still? I'd laughing my ass off at her, even more so now that there isn't a money incentive anymore. lol

she just dosn't look healthy

she looks like she smells like a wet cigarette butt

she looks like she smells like a wet cigarette butt

who the hell swims and tans with fire engine red lipstick on? i mean, seriously. i know she thinks she's one of those 50's or 60's pin-up girls (see marilyn monroe photo shoot), but she's the only one who thinks that looks good.

also, time of day and occasion aside, who taught her to put on lipstick? it's all over the outsides of her lips and she looks like a clown. literally.

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M'k, here's the deal.

A few freckles across the nose and maybe upper cheeks are one thing.

But this hobag's mass body freckles look like liver spots. Add those to her premature aging in general and she looks like some old hag who spent her whole life out under the sun gettin' leathery and spotted up.

Really, man. She's nmot a good lookin' female by any measure.

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I would hit that till her freckles fell off

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Hmm......

31. izzo - September 3, 2009 2:48 PM

"I would hit that till her freckles fell off"

Man, izzo, hope ya have excellent health insurance cuz you'd need it after she got done slatherin' on the STDs on ya. That shit'd melt through any protective items you could try to use.

Just sayin', man.

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Arent there some black chicks somewhere in Hollywood doing something? How many times must we look at this white skank??

Her Body Shape looks good!! thin arms and legs! her stomach is flat, shes more of a rectangle shape i guess, but i think she looks hot!!!!

go lindsay!!

SIGNED

Lindsey!!

why does she have no waist??

Rasputin I have excellent health care and a Kevlar and carbon fiber penis

I love saggy implants, red lips with collagen, and terrible freckles!

It looks as if she is currently developing some kind of kidney or liver disease.

she's still too fuckn skinny. ginger kid!!

beautiful at 5th

She's so skinny, and has no curves at all.
I don't get it. D:

Camel Toe.....

Why is she trying to be Marilyn, when she's LINDSAY LOHAN?! Do you know how hot you could be if you were still like you were in Mean Girls, except now you're 23 or something and not 18? You could have been great.

Nice cans but everything else makes me sick, her skin is nasty and there are plenty of NICE LOOKING chicks with tits. I'll pass.

Who in the world goes swimming with lipstick on?! Come on, Lindsay. Get real and stop always trying to pose for the paps.

If she would just gain a few pounds... Her shape is so strange, she's completely straight up and down, where are her hips?!

I like the freckles. However, that's the only part I like any more.

did she get her lips done? top one looks bigger

Wow, the hate of the Irish is in full force with these comments. WTF? Love Lohan's new lips. She did do SOMETHING right.

Her diet of narcotics and redbull is not doing her any favours , but she looks better then a few months ago.

She remains attractive although a trip to rehab would be kind

So sexy!

Loving the white bikini and red lipstick. Give the girl a break.

Ugh!!. My semen just coagulated. Not good.

HOLY CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!!

When's this bitch gonna overdose already?

I've sold some hoes in my day and let me tell you motherfucker you will get your dick sucked by a hoe or I will shoot a bitch but this hoe right here is trophy motherfuckin' skank. You would have to pay me two fuckin' dollas to get your dick sucked by this freckle fuckin' freak. There is no fucking reason this scabby psycho skank should not be a prostitute and I will write my congressman to have this drug snorting bitch arrested and put in my hoe-pen sooner than you can say "Two-dollah hoe please Joe Crack."

I couldnt agree more with #55

E.T. PHONE HOME!!! et phone home et phone home et phone home et phone home et phone home et phone home et phone home et phone home!

two words:

SKIN CANCER.

I just love seeing a womans spine.... nothing hotter....

She's a lesbian because no man would touch her.....

Look at her V-Jay Jay up close in photos 3 & 4. Seriously. Pull them up and take a closer look.

That is one pronounced piece of equipment she's carrying around with her. I'm talking Mick Jagger sized lips. If she wasn't such a skank, that might look goooooood!

She's starting to look just like her mom...well worn, rode hard and put away wet.

I agree with Mick - that mound is gargantuan, and the gal looks like she could use a good weed-wacking.

She and Lady Gaga have a cosmic estrogen tug-o-war wormhole between them- and we know which one is winning...

No one else think she looks like the thing at the end of the Windowlicker video by Aphex Twin? White bikini and those freckles... all I'm saying.

yeah, she totally thinks she's marilyn, ok wasnt marilyn like a size 12-14. a Real woman with curves in otherwords not a nasty little ginger kid whore

The only bright "comeback" for her is in AdultMovies... Her future is sooooooo into porn...
Sad, what a waste of beauty (before she was on drugs), money and talent.

Sorry to say this Lindsay but you look like a wet cat trying to scape from the pool

Since when do Montauk Monsters wear bikinis?! Oh wait it's Lindsay Lohan!

Didn't she know that the restrooms are the other way?

Her future is soooo ending up Dana Plato..

she looks positively anorexic in the last pic.

and Frist, your right about the Dana Plato correlation. The big difference is that Lohan had some actual talent, but has basically pissed away her life. Plato had ablsolutely no talent, but did have the good fortune being cast as fourth bannana to a midget.

As much as I ought to start ripping on her, she does look better in these photos than in the past. Pic. #3 has some camel-toe, and she does look a bit healthier (though that's not saying much). She still needs to tone her limbs, and maybe some squats for her gluts; but hey, it looks like maybe she's started a little. You go Lindsay, at least one troll is pulling for you.

She has no waist and no hips and not much a*s....nothing special about this girl, you see much better at the mall everyday. Why is she news worthy ?

I don't mind her freckles. She's pretty much wrecked, though.

AT LEAST SHE HAS PUT BACK ON A FEW POUNDS ..I WOULD RATHER HAVE SOME JUNK IN MY TRUNK THAN LOOK LIIKE A SKELETON ANYDAY !!!

AT LEAST SHE HAS PUT BACK ON A FEW POUNDS ..I WOULD RATHER HAVE SOME JUNK IN MY TRUNK THAN LOOK LIIKE A SKELETON ANYDAY !!!

I THINK SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS PRETTY IN SOME OF THE PICS AND HER BODY IS DECENT

Because a boney ass is so sexy...and when did she get a tummy tuck, and why?

What the heck is up with her belly button? It is way too high.

lol!

without bikini.......

button has an interesting bra. But it is difficult to see here.

beautiful bikini design