Benefiting from the news-suck created by the holiday weekend, here's Lindsay Lohan again working the sideboob while shopping Tuesday, and I can't decide if these are sexy or not. It's almost as if her breasts shouldn't even be there in the first place and replaced something else. Like a giant scar from a meth burn. Or a possum.
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Reader Comments
1. Delgo - September 3, 2009 4:28 PM
flapjacks
2. droopy dog - September 3, 2009 4:30 PM
she's got some real droopy hangers there
3. -JH- - September 3, 2009 4:33 PM
She needs to start wearing a bra or her tit will be sagging to her toes in the next few years!
4. justifiable - September 3, 2009 4:33 PM
Didn't you guys hear? Somebody broke into her house and stole her real boobs.
5. Guest - September 3, 2009 4:35 PM
Didn't her boobs used to be huge and kind of nice-looking?
6. Glenn Beck vs. overflowing glass of poured soda - September 3, 2009 4:35 PM
$100 to whomever sniffs the crotch of those leggings
7. Richard McBeef - September 3, 2009 4:35 PM
I have seen that same side boob before.
http://saladfinger.se/uploads/sideboob.png
8. childhood memories - September 3, 2009 4:35 PM
- Floppy yams a la National Geographic
9. k. kardashian - September 3, 2009 4:36 PM
Please, somebody buy her a bra. If you don't then I'll post more pix of myself. And is that one of those stupid word/sentence tattoos on her arm? Just what she needed to make herself respectable.
10. Xanadu Xero - September 3, 2009 4:37 PM
Lindsay Lohan's parents should be ashamed of themselves. All this disaster is their grasping, selfish handiwork.
11. hillbilly - September 3, 2009 4:46 PM
You shouldn't be bad talking possums like that. Anyway, they'd look better there than what she's got.
12. -.- - September 3, 2009 4:54 PM
we all know this.
13. No No No No No to METH - Just look at this creature - NO NO NO - September 3, 2009 4:54 PM
I'm glad that the Superficial always has pictures of this low-life because it makes it easy for a lot of kids to say "No" to meth.
14. Bibibop - September 3, 2009 4:59 PM
We all know this.
15. bob - September 3, 2009 5:04 PM
That's the most sagacious rack I've ever seen on a woman in her 20s.
16. morebjsplz - September 3, 2009 5:04 PM
let me answer that question for you: not sexy.
17. j - September 3, 2009 5:05 PM
My fav side tit...Swing low sweet chariots
18. timbo - September 3, 2009 5:13 PM
Do the girls hang low,
Do they dangle here and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow....
19. Dave - September 3, 2009 5:23 PM
The bitch gives good side boob.
20. havoc - September 3, 2009 5:24 PM
100% guarantee to get your photo taken.
She used to be known for something.....now what was it?
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21. Valerie - September 3, 2009 5:25 PM
Shopping?! Shouldn't she be WORKING?
22. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 3, 2009 5:27 PM
Bras are good for the body.
I'd suck on those saggy sacks anytime.
23. meo - September 3, 2009 5:28 PM
they look like little malformed arms that she has tucked into her shirt to hide the wee nubby fingers from the world.
24. claire - September 3, 2009 5:29 PM
Am I imagining the cutter scars on her left arm? Lilo's an emo kid?
25. j - September 3, 2009 5:42 PM
If I had breasts I might go braless all the time too, I know fee ballin it is comfortable as hell.. but then again I don't wear daisy dukes. So society you owe me one.
26. Taz - September 3, 2009 5:43 PM
I'd tit fuck that side boob all day
27. Jeremy - September 3, 2009 5:56 PM
BEST SIDEBOOB EVAR!
28. JD - September 3, 2009 6:04 PM
Braless is good for a little occasional sexy change of pace. There really is such a thing as overexposure, though. No homo.
29. Rasputins Liver - September 3, 2009 6:05 PM
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Well....
....I ..... GUESS ...they could be called "breasts".
I'm more inclined to refer to them as udders. At best they sag like an 80 year old gal's dried up milk bags.
I dunno. Then ya add in those mass of liver spots she's got coverin' her carcass, the fake blonde hair that washes her pale skin coloring out even more than it normally is, her coked out staggering and the drone look in her eyes and....
....YIKES AND GADZOOKS, MAN!
She's definitely NOT something to write home about. Hell! She's not even good post-it note material!
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30. RagingHardon - September 3, 2009 6:32 PM
It looks like two slices of ham nailed to a wooden board and set out in the sun
31. Morgan - September 3, 2009 6:35 PM
Wow they are saggy as shit
32. pasteve - September 3, 2009 6:50 PM
Possum? That's funny Fish. Although it would explain her prehensile clitoris...
33. Jamie's Uterus - September 3, 2009 7:09 PM
It looks like a cow's udder.
34. mikem - September 3, 2009 7:15 PM
haters
35. katrina - September 3, 2009 7:32 PM
Does she have cuts on her hand?
36. SrfStrng - September 3, 2009 7:38 PM
#35 you are correct. She has nasty cuts on her harm. Poor girl :(
37. Crabby Old Guy - September 3, 2009 7:41 PM
Side Boob Wish List:
Jessica Simpson
Tina Fey (small can be fun)
Jennifer Aniston
Jenna Fischer
Katy Perry
Nope, nope, don't have a "Lindsay Lohan" listed...sorry.
38. joe m - September 3, 2009 8:06 PM
Lindsay has a fantastic face and figure but why do so many perverts
have to constantly keep staring at her beautiful body?
Are their lives that empty?
39. Sport - September 3, 2009 8:16 PM
Not sure what is worse, her taste in clothing or looking at her scabby self.
40. Neofunk - September 3, 2009 8:25 PM
...chick needs a fucking sandwich...or two
41. Freddo - September 3, 2009 8:55 PM
I still love her and would lick every inch of her body.
42. Kate - September 3, 2009 9:11 PM
What I'm more concerned with are the slash marks on her left arm... really?
43. dontlooknow - September 3, 2009 9:19 PM
Kinda saggy titties for such a young girl. Wonder whose house she'll have to rob now for reconstructive surgery?
44. d-town girl - September 3, 2009 9:48 PM
fantastic face and figure? that comment deserves a slap.
Those old milk duds got to be in pain! going braless when they are that big and low, a slappin' in the wind. my Moms are way perkier.
45. Alex Balcerski - September 3, 2009 9:51 PM
Best Sidebook Ever????? Delgo is right...these look like Flapjacks...Honestly, if there was ever someone's career path NOT to follow...it would be Lohans
46. old man river - September 3, 2009 9:55 PM
"While shopping Tuesday." So this is old and stupid. Well played, Fish.
47. mfbinc - September 3, 2009 9:59 PM
DEAR LINDSAY,
WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST DO PORN AND GET IT OVER WITH?
LOVE,
ME
48. Frank - September 3, 2009 10:57 PM
I'd feel her up with a spatula
49. UPinYA - September 3, 2009 11:05 PM
Looks like fried eggs hanging from a nail.
50. Rah - September 4, 2009 12:15 AM
Dear Lindsay,
Cut a little deeper.
51. Jumpin Jack Trash - September 4, 2009 12:18 AM
This fucking hoe bag needs to be put down. She needs to be put in the concentration camp for skanks. She should be stripped of her clothes and made to walk in freezing rain to the ovens where her rib cage skinny ass red fucking spot body is burned. Fucking cocaine fiend needs to get out of the public eye and into the sights of a fucking nazi sniper that has movied on to the red headed skeletons. Its a fucking shame what this mess has done to the female breast and should be shot like a skinny crying aushwitz mongaloid.
52. Bill | Reverse Cell Phone Lookup - September 4, 2009 1:29 AM
Keep it up, your writing is always a joy to read that I even told my friends. Simply loving this!
53. Sam da Man Ronson - September 4, 2009 3:50 AM
She better tuck those saggy bewbs into her belt or she'll end up tripping on them.
54. Bobby - September 4, 2009 6:35 AM
I can't believe that nobody ever comments on the fact that she's a cutter. She always has stuff wrapped around her left wrist. Look at that forearm - cuts eveywhere.
55. Rancid - September 4, 2009 8:42 AM
I bet she can hold a pencil under one of those hot cakes.
Hell - all the pencils at a Staples.
56. maggie - September 4, 2009 10:02 AM
After lookin' at these photos, i wanna puke man! Holy shit... Is Lindsay Lohan's breast implant or what? Her f*ckin' breast is so damn disgusting! Why don't she wear back a bra or at least something to protect it. Who the fuck will show these awful breast.
57. mega4shared - September 4, 2009 10:36 AM
Side B**b its a sex Bomb he he he
58. maggie - September 4, 2009 11:02 AM
After lookin' at these photos, i wanna puke man! Holy shit... Is Lindsay Lohan's breast implant or what? Her f*ckin' breast is so damn disgusting! Why don't she wear back a bra or at least something to protect it. Who the fuck will show these awful breast.
59. GM - September 4, 2009 11:21 AM
her wrists are slashed....
60. Darth - September 4, 2009 4:31 PM
Was she in the 'show my hangers from the side mood' again?
61. nr haml - September 4, 2009 10:19 PM
that side boob looks like a third arm hiding in her shirt
62. Odo - September 5, 2009 10:41 PM
We've seen better looking junkies down on Broadway
63. Lola - September 6, 2009 1:20 AM
Of course she needs side boob disclosure. it distracts from the scars and cuts on her arm. Downright crazy...
64. Bo - September 7, 2009 5:10 AM
Erm no. 51...even Lindsay doesn't deserve such treatment. Not even animals. Course you were probably bored and crying for attention, so you had to make such a post.
65. Narcissist - September 7, 2009 7:35 AM
What's up with those shoes?
66. estetik cerrah - September 8, 2009 6:20 AM
eighter she must have breast lift or wear close dresses...
67. çene kistleri - October 19, 2009 11:24 AM
superb image ....