Sep 8 2009Lindsay Lohan as The Saddest Vampire
Because all Lohans are born without a Shame Unit, or have it removed upon marriage, Lindsay Lohan took to her Twitter page to audition for True Blood by putting vampire teeth in her mouth and posing like a 15-year-old girl's MySpace picture. I also love how she's obviously in the middle of a coke deal gone wrong which is always the best way to impress producers. Nothing says "Let me near expensive film equipment that can fit in my purse" more than a guy with his fly unzipped in the background of your Twitter profile. I'm sure her only regret is that the webcam couldn't make it over to the meth lab.
Reader Comments
1. sa - September 8, 2009 9:43 AM
hi
2. sa - September 8, 2009 9:43 AM
hi
3. Jimbo - September 8, 2009 9:45 AM
Fish Dude, Thanks for putting up such a shitty post first thing in the morning.. The good thing is they can only get better.
4. Dave - September 8, 2009 9:45 AM
Ah Twitter: letting stars make asses of themselves anytime, anywhere.
5. PoohEater - September 8, 2009 9:47 AM
Is it possible for vampires to have freckles?
6. stella - September 8, 2009 9:48 AM
FRECULA
7. toolboy - September 8, 2009 9:48 AM
I'm sorry Lindsay, "Twilight vampire" was not the answer we were looking for. The correct answer is "LiLo agrees to do porn". Thank you for playing.
8. stella - September 8, 2009 9:49 AM
FRECULA
9. stella - September 8, 2009 9:49 AM
FRECULA
10. ROUGH daddy - September 8, 2009 9:50 AM
Thats the vacation guilt post...everyone have to go nuts the first day of work, they always slow down by lunch time. Im on to you fish...
11. Keith - September 8, 2009 9:53 AM
Sexy, if she was 15. But at her age, it's just pathetic.
12. Cinema Obsessed - September 8, 2009 9:55 AM
She needs a comeback! She used to be able to act... Hope she picks herself up. As long as she quits the stupid antics...
13. Jerimiah - September 8, 2009 10:05 AM
You're all wrong - she just came back from the dentist and those are pieces of cotton in her mouth. David? Don't put your fingers in your mouth... and yes this is real life.
14. rachel - September 8, 2009 10:09 AM
does anyone else notice britney spears like tendencies?
ps where are her pants?
15. chupacabra - September 8, 2009 10:18 AM
buffoon.
16. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 8, 2009 10:26 AM
This actually made me sad.
17. fearsarewishes - September 8, 2009 10:28 AM
@ 6, 8 and 9
Stella, it wasn't funny the first time.
18. Ken - September 8, 2009 10:31 AM
Twitter is the second to last sad resort for attention whores who find themselves being ignored. The last sad resort for attention whores? You got it - Playboy.
19. Dee - September 8, 2009 10:37 AM
If they let her anywhere near that show I will never watch it again.
20. cc - September 8, 2009 10:47 AM
The blurry object on the left is a guy doing his pants back up.
21. ari gold - September 8, 2009 10:48 AM
I just read that she'll be on the new show Flash Forward. She plays a down on her luck attention whore who sees that in her future she gets hit by a bus while standing in the street waving and shouting "Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!"
22. isa - September 8, 2009 11:07 AM
MICHAEL JACKSON?
23. isa - September 8, 2009 11:08 AM
MICHAEL JACKSON?
24. courtneealexis - September 8, 2009 11:22 AM
I feel bad for her. She was so promising back during Mean Girls. She clearly has acting abilitiy, she's just letting parties and tabloids get in her way.
25. EC - September 8, 2009 11:47 AM
Well i think its a perfect match. A pathetic show for a pathetic little girl.
26. isa - September 8, 2009 11:48 AM
MICHAEL JACKSON?
27. courtneythegreat - September 8, 2009 12:09 PM
Looks like the same three people who "robbed" LaLohan's house are now playing vampire dress up.
28. pasteve - September 8, 2009 12:54 PM
The guy in the background of pic 1 is obviously looking at his reflection in the mirror. He's not even a real vampire!
29. Delgo - September 8, 2009 1:33 PM
Man, I'd have crushed her puppy (t9) in the old "Mean Girl" days, now her shit's just weak.
ps: We get it Stella
30. Die soon, please - September 8, 2009 2:12 PM
Actually, that top pic looks like WHOREhan is about to give some dude a blowjob...
31. stella - September 8, 2009 2:33 PM
Frecula, or did one of my other personalities already say that?
32. Sexy Halloween Costumes - September 8, 2009 4:48 PM
she looks fucking ridiculous with all of that collagen injected into her lips.
33. Aaron - September 8, 2009 5:42 PM
What happened to her? She used to be so pretty.
34. Narcissist - September 9, 2009 7:47 AM
I think those are the least repulsive pics of her in many weeks. Probably due to lack of detail.
Oh promising Lindsay of 5 years ago, where have you gone? Actually I suspect padded clothes/photoshop in her Mean Girls promos.
35. Darth - September 9, 2009 9:29 AM
Megan Fox's vampire teeth are more impressive though.
36. Nero - September 9, 2009 9:34 AM
This lil vampire scares the shit outta me! *Laughs*
37. Galtacticus - September 9, 2009 9:42 AM
Is this her expression of her unsatiable hunger for man meat?!
38. Dread not - September 9, 2009 10:41 AM
@ 31. stella - September 8, 2009 2:33 PM
Frecula, or did one of my other personalities already say that?
LOL! Frecula! Nice!
39. Delgo - September 9, 2009 9:54 PM
Frecula
40. herbiefrog - September 15, 2009 4:22 PM
so we aree cooll ? : )) 0
41. webcam - November 10, 2009 12:19 AM
Wow what a sexy vampire.. I like all that hot pics..