Sep 17 2009Lady GaGa.. I don't even know but, hey, there's her nipple
Nipple Morning rages on! Here's Lady GaGa performing at the launch of V61 hosted by V Magazine this week wearing some sort of insane outfit you can completely see through. I don't even understand the point of it except to make my censor stars look non-existent. Unless she knew that would happen.... I'm kidding. I'm pretty sure the only thing Lady GaGa knows is that LSD tastes great on toast. Or a piece of sandpaper. It really doesn't matter.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW of nippled weirdness.

Reader Comments
1. Proteon - September 17, 2009 12:37 PM
NIPPLE TRIFECTA IS IN PLAY
2. Fribble - September 17, 2009 12:38 PM
Quite the razor-rash on the cooz.
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3. jlylec - September 17, 2009 12:39 PM
i'd hit that too...real strange broad though.
4. It's Me Fuckers - September 17, 2009 12:44 PM
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5. robotech - September 17, 2009 12:46 PM
When she said she was inspired by Madonna, I assumed she meant the pop-star, but I guess not.
6. Mr. BabyMan - September 17, 2009 12:48 PM
2ยข psychoanalysis: "Look at me, daddy, look at me!!....Why does he never notice me?"
7. duh - September 17, 2009 12:49 PM
@4
um.. you're getting one..
doesn't that slightly tilted over, legs together pose on lady g scream i have a cock? it's tucked. and i wont believe otherwise til i see the proof.
8. katie - September 17, 2009 12:55 PM
i wonder if she ever wears clothing made for humans.,,,she makes me ill
9. Jimbo - September 17, 2009 12:58 PM
@4, not a problem, I'd be happy to show you my cock..
10. kelly green - September 17, 2009 1:03 PM
Actually, I think she's kind of hot.
11. Jimbo - September 17, 2009 1:07 PM
She is a freak, but a HOT freak.......
12. NiceNips - September 17, 2009 1:08 PM
Very nice nipples. I'd fuck the shit out of her.
13. Valerie - September 17, 2009 1:11 PM
I love cocks! :D
Fish don't know SHIT about LSD.
14. Frank Rizzo - September 17, 2009 1:16 PM
She looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs... and no I wouldn't fuck her.
15. eh - September 17, 2009 1:17 PM
Funny.. I usually don't find her attractive at all... But I kinda like her in this costume.
16. Jenna - September 17, 2009 1:22 PM
Ok, no bullshit, I thought she was a drag queen until today. Now I have three people that I need to say, "Remember when I told you Lady Gaga was a dude..."
Which sucks.
Why oh why didn't I wiki her before opening my big mouth?
17. love - September 17, 2009 1:31 PM
she's supposed to be some sort of christ figure...jesus always has that light behind his head in paintings
18. PsyKo - September 17, 2009 1:37 PM
well, I've got nipples too... doesn't mean anything...
19. KIKI - September 17, 2009 1:38 PM
Please Fish, I beg of you, stop with the nipplage. Isn't Jon Gosselin doing something sexy today?
20. Hugh Gentry - September 17, 2009 1:41 PM
i love her body.
21. Laura - September 17, 2009 1:43 PM
She's sooooo fugly, her reps/stylists need to camoflauge it by putting her in outrageous get-ups to take attention away from her face. And they really must focus on her keeping her body, which is pretty nice, because if it goes to shit, she's totally done.
22. dude_on - September 17, 2009 1:48 PM
I think I'm becoming a big fan of "Nipple Morning." This shows the compassion and devotion the fish has for his readers - big boned ladies excluded.
23. Anonymanous - September 17, 2009 1:53 PM
That's not you mother...it's a MAN BABY!!!
Please, quit calling Gaga him or her...it's an IT okay? AN IT!!!!
24. Yooarel.com - September 17, 2009 1:58 PM
From the neck down: definitely hot.
From the neck up: wtf?
25. norton - September 17, 2009 1:58 PM
One thing's for sure..... you never quite know what you're going to get with GaGa.
Sometimes she looks horrid, and other times she looks kinda cute (in a bizarre way).
I'm going for way fuckable this time. Way.....
26. Truth - September 17, 2009 2:02 PM
she's pretty damn hot, but i think she's been using all her past nipple-slip, and more recent nipple-y photo shoots to push the Lady Gaga envelope. pretty soon we'll be all "oh look... its Gaga's nipples again. ho hum." and she'll have to push even further.
i predict porn before this time next year.
27. anonymous - September 17, 2009 2:05 PM
I think she was trying to show that she isn't hiding a penis!
28. j - September 17, 2009 2:07 PM
I think she's trying to prove she's not hiding a penis!
29. Lady Moron - September 17, 2009 2:07 PM
Can't sing or perform worth a fuck. Famous for being?
30. Lizzy - September 17, 2009 2:16 PM
I second cock day!!!!!
please more people proclaim you love for cock!!!
31. Vanquish - September 17, 2009 2:17 PM
Ladies, how much time do you reckon it takes to make a hairdo like that?
32. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 17, 2009 2:17 PM
I hate that some people have been fooled into believing she has any talent whatsoever. She's just a novelty and will be gone in 6 months.
33. wHIPPET - September 17, 2009 2:18 PM
She is a performer in the true sense of the word.
Drawing attention and being a little outrageous is the essence of showbiz.
I, for one, applaud such individuality.
34. Suzie - September 17, 2009 2:24 PM
You have another vote here for cock day :-D
35. pappy smeary - September 17, 2009 2:26 PM
@28 and 27
you two should get married, and make retarded babies... The best thing about retarded babies is they never stop drooling.
36. sally - September 17, 2009 2:26 PM
cock day please
37. Danklin24 - September 17, 2009 2:38 PM
She's actually not that bad here. Freaky but kinda sorta hot.
38. sarah - September 17, 2009 2:42 PM
blah... she's such an untalented piece of trash.
39. Maloney - September 17, 2009 2:42 PM
what's up with that knarley bush?
40. Nameless - September 17, 2009 3:01 PM
She can try all she wants--still ugly as f*ck.
41. Eugene - September 17, 2009 3:02 PM
#29 ... "Can't sing or perform worth a fuck. Famous for being? "
She famous for being a talentless studio creation who would attend the opening of an envelope, dressed like a cartoon character in the most ridiculous outfits imaginable, for no other reason than to call attention to herself on a daily basis. On those days the costume shop is just plain out of 'are you f*cking kidding me' rentals she issues press releases using edgy, attention getting words like 'bisexual'.
Rumor has it her next 'outfit' will involve stuffing a midget halfway into her shitter then running around telling people she's Quato.
It works if you have a modicum of talent, but in this case not so much.
42. EuroNeckPain - September 17, 2009 3:15 PM
First pictures are interesting
But then on pictures 10 and 11, you see an ass, short legs, fat thighs, and it is not pleasant at all
43. Gando - September 17, 2009 3:17 PM
She would have been an Aztec sun goddess 5-8 centuries ago.
44. Darth - September 17, 2009 3:22 PM
That looks like a lot of work done!
45. Rhialto - September 17, 2009 3:29 PM
It looks like she's still wearing those Aztec panties?!
46. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 17, 2009 3:39 PM
Only a matter of time before we see her Lady GaGa.
47. DragonKatt - September 17, 2009 3:45 PM
I adore this woman. As an art & music student I love her work! I think she is an artistic and musical genius! She is so unique and her works have incredible meaning to them. Brava!
48. Randal - September 17, 2009 3:58 PM
DragonKatt, you've just hit the nail right on the head with your comment. There's a lot of folks out there who obviously do not understand the mastermind that Lady GaGa is with her own marketing skill. She hasn't even reached her full potential yet and already she's sweeping the music industry by storm.
Randal
49. Esperanza - September 17, 2009 4:30 PM
She's still covering her snatch, which means that she's not tooooooooo desperate for attention. Yet.
I can't wait until seeing her naked is boring. Because then she'll have to resort to what her true destiny is-shocking people by eating a shit sandwich and washing it down with a cup of kidney water (PEEEEEE!) stirred with a used tampon.
50. Matty_Boy - September 17, 2009 4:37 PM
OMFG,
Someone, ANYONE....make her STOP! What happened to the days when artists relied on talent to drive their careers, instead of relying on gimmicks? This woman is a complete and utter sell-out. I fear for the future of the music industry.
51. Boxster - September 17, 2009 4:45 PM
"A breath of fresh air from the hip-hop stank out there". She's new Madonna & I think it's funny that people care.
52. your mom - September 17, 2009 5:20 PM
I'm not a huge fan, but I don't understand how someone could think she's talentless. Compared to most other pop stars, she's freaking Beethoven. She sings live, can actually play an instrument, and is in charge of her own creative expression.
Is she an over the top weirdo? Yes. Talentless? NO.
53. robert - September 17, 2009 6:48 PM
ill say one thing for lady ga ga... she sure knows how to suck the publicity.
54. missywissy - September 17, 2009 7:13 PM
love her, but there's a little thing called "over exposure" and I'm not talking about the outfit. I hope she doesn't wear us out with all the shock. Hopefully she'll be known more for her entertainment, and if she gets a nose job I'm definately not going to be a loyal fan. ooooo, bitchy bitchy I am I am
55. frank - September 17, 2009 7:25 PM
Shim's talented!
56. Sunidaze - September 17, 2009 7:57 PM
for someone trying to prove he doesn't have a penis he sure does keep his legs clenched together all the time! lol
I've seen how drag queens tuck 'em, and I still believe he's packing...
57. zuzuspetals - September 17, 2009 9:12 PM
Is anybody else starting to really like her? I know I am.
58. dr. fagmo - September 17, 2009 9:15 PM
Is it me or is this chick a fat no talent fag hag? Go back to the clubs you trashy italian hooker.
59. bete noir - September 17, 2009 9:37 PM
Lady GaGa reminds me of my pet rock.... Where is my pet rock, btw?
60. elvis_presley - September 17, 2009 9:54 PM
Luv her! Refreshingly new and different!
61. Ziggy Stardust - September 17, 2009 10:44 PM
its like as if David Bowie and Marilyn Manson had a daughter/hermaphrodite.
and it was aborted for its lack of talent.
and it accidentily survived and was raised by Britney fucking Spears.
This is why god punishes us.
62. marcy emerson - September 17, 2009 10:59 PM
i guess this is proof that she has no package hidden any where. you know if she ever dress normal, people will see the beauty in her.
63. Natash - September 17, 2009 11:56 PM
I'm totally over these crazy outfits.... wear something normal, now that would be shocking!
64. Ilikekaks - September 18, 2009 1:25 AM
FLAP JACK BEWBIES
65. Superbiggerevil - September 18, 2009 2:12 AM
@ 14
Oh yes you would, but you'd probably feel strange afterwards.
66. jizzy - September 18, 2009 2:37 AM
why does she always do that fucking creepy leg thing on the piano?
67. Jill - September 18, 2009 5:09 AM
SPECTACULAR tucking abilities
68. londonafter - September 18, 2009 10:09 AM
I think she tries way too hard to be extravagant, but ends up looking totally ridiculous. She's famous for her outfits because her music is mediocre, othewise she'd be like any other pop star
69. Sassy - September 18, 2009 2:01 PM
Everything she wears is SOOOOO WEIRDDDD!!!!!!! OCD perhaps!!!!
70. Kyuss - September 18, 2009 11:55 PM
no its not cute lil camel toe.... shes a filthy salami smuggler lol, or is that a disco stick smuggler
71. COCK DAY! - September 19, 2009 12:37 AM
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72. IKE - September 19, 2009 3:23 AM
Holy shit! Is this bitches 15 minutes up yet???
73. IKE - September 19, 2009 3:28 AM
"transferring data from pin.chartbeat.net..."
Is this why my browser gets soooooo slow when checking out TheSuperficial???
74. Dude - September 19, 2009 8:14 AM
I'd like to poke her face
75. trisha - September 19, 2009 1:11 PM
Creepy: the new hater buzz word.
She seems to only upset the untalented, unfashionable, and unable to fuck her.
76. Rubicon - September 19, 2009 1:24 PM
Because I have never listened to this woman's songs, and am a 44 year old insurance agent, I will not judge her abilities as an "artist" (although I do think we now believe than any sort or form of exhibitionism or "self-expression" is now "art.") But I will say that this picture, aside from it's "channeling Marilyn as the sacrificial innocent" glory, is really a snapshot view into the soul of a narcissistic, troubled young woman with self-esteem issues and an obsession with being the center of attention. She's a female Marilyn Manson and the modern day Cher. The difference is, Marilyn Manson is just weird and creepy; this woman is pathetic because of the never ending nudity.
The "Hey, look at me!" costumes, showing up at the opening of a phone booth, and the ultimate feeling that in spite of whatever talent she may or may not possess, the only real attention she'll ever receive is when she's publicly exposing herself -- all are behaviors and feelings that point to more than just vigorous attempts to avoid corporate slavery and the 9 to 5 grind.
I don't know how old she is, but if she has the means, I think she would greatly benefit from professional help so that she can better understand her real feelings and her real self.
If she's the "smart, savvy" person everyone seems to think she is because she seems so "in control," she will develop some personal boundaries and perhaps learn to respect herself and build up a little more self-worth. As several people have already expressed, she'll eventually end up overexposing herself and become "ho hum." If she were really "smart," she'd take whatever money this behavior has generated, invest it very well, then try to find her center and her person and inner worth.
77. AnonymousError - September 19, 2009 2:02 PM
She is one bold bitch- gotta give her credit for that.
78. AnonymousError - September 19, 2009 2:08 PM
BTW Rubicon, thank you for that psychoanalysis... didnt know they taught that in insurance agent school.
It's allll for publicity. If you think she doesn't have an entire team of very smart marketing/PR folks, and stylists behind her making very strategic moves so not only she, but THEY too can make bank you're pretty dense.
Get off your high horse and go take a second semester of community college psych.
Thats what's up!
79. AnonymousError - September 19, 2009 2:08 PM
BTW Rubicon, thank you for that psychoanalysis... didnt know they taught that in insurance agent school.
It's allll for publicity. If you think she doesn't have an entire team of very smart marketing/PR folks, and stylists behind her making very strategic moves so not only she, but THEY too can make bank you're pretty dense.
Get off your high horse and go take a second semester of community college psych.
Thats what's up!
80. All Women Stalkerm - September 19, 2009 4:09 PM
All I can say is that hair took a lot of work!
-meream
81. sky - September 20, 2009 5:05 AM
@ 54 missywissy
i dont know if this is a refutable website, but apparently she has had a nose job
http://famousplastic.com/category/lady-gaga/
82. chicken - September 20, 2009 9:33 AM
I think she has a really pretty face when you take the weird clothes and hair styles away. I dont know why everybody is saying she's a man. If that were me i'd be really angry and upset. There are such nice people in this world...
I wish she'd lay off the drugs though, its not doing her any favours at all. I bet she dies young.
xxxx
83. Golf Reviews - September 20, 2009 8:57 PM
Lady Gaga really kinda freaks me out. Sometimes I wonder if s/he is male or female because she acts like such an animal. Her behavior at the VMA's was atrocious.
84. youfreaks - September 20, 2009 9:32 PM
why ya always showing nipples you really need to stop you freaks
85. youfreaks - September 20, 2009 9:32 PM
why ya always showing nipples you really need to stop you freaks
86. Your Bedazzler (TM) - September 21, 2009 4:39 PM
She cracks me up. At least she's doing something fun. More power to you, Lady Gaga.
87. Fnn Kddn me - September 25, 2009 4:03 PM
GagGag
88. Turd the third - October 3, 2009 9:03 AM
With that hairdo and all that she looks like a pinyata, quick get some rope and a big mofo baseball bat!
89. yowillie - November 12, 2009 8:50 PM
Yummy