Here's Lady GaGa arriving at Dulles International Airport in D.C. this morning and trying her best to avoid being photographed by the paparazzi. A task that might've been made simpler by, oh I dunno, wearing pants and not looking like you're about to drive a limo with your clitoris after eating a punchbowl full of coke. Just a thought.
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Reader Comments
1. Hollard - September 28, 2009 2:47 PM
She has a penis. Its there... somewhere
2. AmericanWhiteTrash - September 28, 2009 2:59 PM
Look me wearing these goofy fuck me shorts and boots!... I mean don't look at me! Can't I have some peace and quiet! Why can't I travel without cameras and attention?! *shakes her ass and shows her box getting in the car*
3. The Duchess of Squeeze - September 28, 2009 3:03 PM
Next time can you crop her out of the photos and just show her bodyguard? He's hotter than Satan's crotch.
4. Twiggy - September 28, 2009 3:04 PM
Marilyn Manson dressed as a limo driver?
5. azzman - September 28, 2009 3:07 PM
i cant stand her, she needs to get outta my city if she knows whats good for her.
6. julia - September 28, 2009 3:10 PM
her knee caps are weird...
7. Nameless - September 28, 2009 3:11 PM
Lady Caca doesn't want a photo op? The herpes must be flaring up somewhere and she doesn't feel clean.
8. Pat - September 28, 2009 3:11 PM
They made her pay the oversized baggage fee for those thighs.
9. ger - September 28, 2009 3:13 PM
#8 - that's fkn awesome.
10. mylene - September 28, 2009 3:17 PM
her bodygard is seksiii
11. It's Me Fuckers - September 28, 2009 3:18 PM
#4 you took the words right out of my mouth! I am a HUGE fan of Lady Gaga but she is seriously looking like Marilyn Manson in these pictures!
WHERE'S THE COCK?!?!
12. BB - September 28, 2009 3:19 PM
Superfish, I am so proud of you for saying clitoris with a straight face!! Look at you being all grown up!!
13. it's me - September 28, 2009 3:26 PM
I wouldn't want anyone to notice me either if I looked like that.
By the way, her knees look weird cause she's on them 24/7
I'm surprised they're not carpet burned, but maybe that's whats wrong with her face
Name change
How about
LADY GAG-GAG
14. Wikky - September 28, 2009 3:28 PM
Yeah, well it's Dulles Airport. I wouldn't want to be noticed there either.
15. Viv - September 28, 2009 3:31 PM
@10 so true
The bodyguard is hot and it seems he's got a big package.
16. kIKI - September 28, 2009 3:33 PM
Has hell frozen over? Are pigs flying? Lady CaCa doesn't want attention???
17. Penis alerter - September 28, 2009 3:35 PM
That body guard needs to guard a hotter body, MINE... Please, oh please!
18. Randal - September 28, 2009 3:37 PM
I think the joke's on all of us and Lady GaGa is having a good giggle on our behalf! :D
Lady GaGa is always noticed because of her very original style. Mix that in with the ability to play the piano like the best of them, sing and hold notes as well as dance, she's a beacon in an otherwise dark industry of no talent hacks.
Randal
19. All Women Stalker - September 28, 2009 3:42 PM
Logic is lost on this girl. She should be smiling and flaunting that outfit.
-meream
20. Oh Randal - September 28, 2009 3:42 PM
Oh Randal.........! (Insert sitcom laughter here).
21. John Madden - September 28, 2009 3:47 PM
Gay outfit, and I never approve of long hair, but the blond dude must be a running back. Those are goal-line thighs. Sure, the guy with the short receding hair looks bigger and stronger, but what you need on fourth-and-goal is that low to the ground fireplug guy with those thighs that will keep churning and push the pile forward. And that face sure belongs in a helmet with a full face mask.
22. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 28, 2009 3:56 PM
Boy, I didn't think Marilyn Manson was that short.
23. rosy - September 28, 2009 4:05 PM
her?
24. Lain - September 28, 2009 4:09 PM
Who the fuck comes up with these posts? They're not funny.
25. Aunt Jemima - September 28, 2009 4:27 PM
#13 Lady Gay Guy.
26. ArrestedDevelopment - September 28, 2009 4:30 PM
#23, Perfection!
27. PrettyWoman - September 28, 2009 4:33 PM
#24, leave Fish alone. You don't see him going down to your workplace and knocking the dick out of your mouth.
28. PsyKo - September 28, 2009 4:52 PM
I think she loves her legs... at least, she loves to show them.
29. It's Me Fuckers - September 28, 2009 4:59 PM
#27 I actually LOL'ed at that one!!
30. Bow Wow - September 28, 2009 5:27 PM
Don't dogs have to fly in the cargo hold?
31. chick - September 28, 2009 5:29 PM
NASTY! I wish she got a tan or wore hose to cover up some of the imperfections on her legs. Gross
32. nahhh - September 28, 2009 5:38 PM
Repugfugnant.
33. Scott the fag - September 28, 2009 7:01 PM
Those shoes are simply fear-osh.
34. titsonsnack - September 28, 2009 7:05 PM
She's so douchey.
35. girliegirl18 - September 28, 2009 7:06 PM
most celebs i can tolerate but this chick is sooo annoying!! sure she has a rockin' body but her face is soooo ugly and her outfits are awful!! i cant stand this biatch....buttaface!!
36. Randal's rectum - September 28, 2009 7:22 PM
Funny how faggots like all the pretty colors and wierd shit. Useless shit actually. Lady Cunt Cunt is a fringe talent. She is there, like the idiots Howard Stern and his sort, to get your attention by being a clown. Simple goofy bullshit for simpletons.
Randal and all gay fellers like her cuz she says she is artsy. Sucking cock is artsy too I guess.
37. The coyotte - September 28, 2009 7:25 PM
kill the bitch
38. Cloudy with a chance of Blueballs - September 28, 2009 7:36 PM
herm
39. livingjetlag - September 28, 2009 7:50 PM
Wait, is Lady Gaga in those pictures? I didn't notice her.
40. Randal's Taint - September 28, 2009 8:32 PM
Number 36. Don't knock it 'til you tried it, bitch. Oh, and find your own username. Fucking Trolls make me sick.
41. notafan - September 28, 2009 8:34 PM
THEN THE BITCH SHOULD PUT ON SOME CLOTHS HER THIGHS LOOK DISGUSTING, TOO MUCH CELLULITE.
42. rah! rah! - September 28, 2009 9:07 PM
#35...if you think this girl has a rockin' body then you have a rockin' case of glaucoma.
43. It's a he/she - September 28, 2009 9:46 PM
If lady BULLSHIT doesn't want us to notice it, it should just strip naked. Trust me, the room will empty immediately, as everyone runs to the bathrooms to puke.
44. Get a clue - September 28, 2009 9:54 PM
18. Randal - September 28, 2009 3:37 PM
I think the joke's on IT and Lady GAG ME is having a good giggle AFTER LOOKING IN THE MIRROR.
Lady GAG ME is always noticed because of ITS ATTENTION WHORING. Mix that in with the ability to play the piano like CARTMAN, sing and hold notes and dance LIKE BARRY MANILOW, ITS a PERFECT EXAMPLE OF AN industry of no talent hacks.
Randal
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Fixed. You gotta stop snorting the white stuff, Randal. You post on several bulletin boards, and you're laughed off of each. Lay off the drugs, pal; it'll be a lot less embarrassing for you later on...
45. Billie bob - September 28, 2009 10:07 PM
@1 she's a Hermaphadite. :)
46. Rasputins Liver - September 28, 2009 10:08 PM
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Whoa!
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I dunno what the hell that is behind that guy....
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...but it's fuckin' horrible lookin'!
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47. Rasputins Liver - September 28, 2009 10:09 PM
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Whoa!
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I dunno what the hell that is behind that guy....
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...but it's fuckin' horrible lookin'!
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48. datroof - September 28, 2009 10:45 PM
that dude looks like jeremy piven's less successful brother, and thus even more of a douche
49. Alli Watermelon - September 28, 2009 10:55 PM
If..she doesn't want to be looked at...why does she wear such outrageous clothing? if she wore normal clothes out while "not wanting to be seen", no one would give her a second look. It's not like she's attractive.
50. sup - September 28, 2009 11:06 PM
She looks like she smells bad
51. dza - September 29, 2009 2:27 AM
she looks like an uglier g.g. allin
52. estetik - September 29, 2009 4:55 AM
her clitoris needs to be tickled..
53. Rancid - September 29, 2009 8:13 AM
She is so shocking! She is so provocative! She.......ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
54. xxxRandalxxx - September 29, 2009 8:24 AM
Fagz gots da AIDS
Yeah sucking cock is something to try out #40. How about a woman? That's nature's design you genetic loser! God I hate queers.
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56. Douche Bagdar - September 29, 2009 11:55 AM
Wow! Look at all the gum on the ground in #12
57. alisa - September 29, 2009 12:59 PM
oooommmggg what a dumb bitch.. who dresses like that and then doesn't want pictures taken................................
58. Gando - September 29, 2009 2:11 PM
Is she suffering from the LiLo-syndroom too? Poor girl.
59. Darth - September 29, 2009 2:16 PM
Is she playing locomotive with that guy?
60. Haybert - September 29, 2009 2:42 PM
Haha that girl in the bakground is my sister and the other pic of the man is my dad haha
61. Mr Dixon - September 30, 2009 7:25 PM
SHE LOOKS FREAKY....
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62. cene estetigi - October 10, 2009 3:00 PM
Crayz.....:)
63. travel wallet - October 14, 2009 8:53 AM
Lady GaGa is really looking gorgeous and I dont know why she is hiding from the camera.. She is one of the beautiful female singer in hollywood...
64. Rae - October 18, 2009 4:38 PM
Okay, look. You guys are all being JERKS. She's a sweet girl, just look at her songs before she was famous. Look at THIS song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLYB9kOks_I
You people are just crazy for insulting her. Everybody needs a little privacy sometimes.
How could you people be so RUDE?