Sep 2 2009Lady GaGa could use a shave
Lady GaGa poses quasi-nude for the October issue of V Magazine, and her vagina basically looks how I envisioned it. Except for the lack of bumper cars, opium den and Oompa Loompas. But other than that.
Lady GaGa poses quasi-nude for the October issue of V Magazine, and her vagina basically looks how I envisioned it. Except for the lack of bumper cars, opium den and Oompa Loompas. But other than that.
Reader Comments
1. Jail - September 2, 2009 4:33 PM
Are those scratch and sniff? 'Cause it looks smelly.
2. Randal - September 2, 2009 4:40 PM
It's not every day you come across such musical talent, yet we're experiencing one in Lady GaGa. Not only does she compose and write her own music, she's also the mastermind behind marketing herself. She's a fresh scent in the musical industry that has been filled with a rotten stench far too long.
Randal
3. Jewels - September 2, 2009 4:40 PM
Such a fox!
4. michelle - September 2, 2009 4:45 PM
wow these are confusing. i don't think the really dark tan is working for her. i think the idea behind this is cute, though.
5. concerned citizen - September 2, 2009 4:45 PM
Why is she in blackface? Is that what the kids consider cool these days. I'm just asking...
6. richard prickier - September 2, 2009 4:47 PM
Oh my so very shocking. I'm shocked beyond belief. Woe is me. She is so hip and cool
7. OceanC_Lifeguard - September 2, 2009 5:03 PM
LOVE her pearly whites!!!!
orange no good
diggin' the poodle fur,
8. rah! rah! - September 2, 2009 5:05 PM
Somebody should shoot her.
9. big teeth - September 2, 2009 5:10 PM
She has like a perfect hip-to-waist ratio... if I ever get my face between those legs, you'll need a stump puller to get me out.
10. mitosis - September 2, 2009 5:26 PM
she looks great in these pictures, slammin body.
11. Richard McBeef - September 2, 2009 5:29 PM
@9 - I suspect you would need a stump puller to get gaga's cock out too.
12. Automated Response - September 2, 2009 5:44 PM
I want to frot with her then penetrate her while
rubbing my balls against her browneye.
Later I'll drop creamy ribbons on her face.
13. WTF - September 2, 2009 5:48 PM
This bitch looks like a poorly painted skank. The only thing bigger than her fucking nose is her dick. Dick Butkus with fake tits....
14. jessica - September 2, 2009 6:03 PM
She really isn't unattractive at all...she just makes herself appear that way with the ridiculous wigs, makeup, sunglasses, outifts, etc...if she put the same effort into looking normal that she does into looking "artsy", she would actually be pretty.
15. jessica - September 2, 2009 6:05 PM
She is too pretty for the ridiculous makeup,wigs, sunglasses, outfits, etc...in the last pic, on the upclose of her face, you can actually see she has nice features.
But dressing like a transvestite is doing her no favors.
16. Megan - September 2, 2009 6:07 PM
I'd still rather fuck Hitler. Yes, Gaga... you are more unappealing than Hitler.
17. To Randal - September 2, 2009 6:23 PM
Pray tell Randal, who is the rotten stench of the music industry? You are in a weird mood today. LOL!
18. Tony - September 2, 2009 7:00 PM
She's AT BEST a total butterface. She just recycles outfits from Missing Persons. And the "music", as you guys keep refering to it, is the worst kind of pop crap Believe me, in 2 year's time, no one will even remember her name.
19. wondertrash - September 2, 2009 7:03 PM
wasn't she goin' around sayin' she was a hermaphrodite after some pix purportedly showed her with a dick?
20. Jake - September 2, 2009 7:05 PM
Why does she always want to be naked in front of everybody? I mean i saw some performances on this website: http://www.popstarsontwitter.com/pop/?playlist=23. DAMN!! And the dark tan is sexy, especially in that black and white photo holding the sigaret.
Jake
21. Sigaret - September 2, 2009 7:10 PM
20. I am not going to your recommended website. I don't trust you AT ALL!
22. Sickitten - September 2, 2009 7:16 PM
Okay, some of you foolios above...
Check her out before the surgery...
http://www.sickitten.com/
23. casualencounters.com/blog - September 2, 2009 7:47 PM
She's foul. The End.
24. n - September 2, 2009 7:51 PM
She's the white, girl version of the King of Douche-Baggery K. West.
Awful...
25. sxycndgrl - September 2, 2009 7:54 PM
Randal well said. She is hot and so going to be the new Madonnna.
26. Val - September 2, 2009 9:03 PM
Not a fan of the last two pics, but she actually looks really good in the first and definetly second one.
27. Fred - September 2, 2009 9:24 PM
Who is this dumb bitch?
28. lady jane - September 2, 2009 10:11 PM
oh my god everything about her is beautiful i fucking LOVE her!
29. ha - September 2, 2009 10:16 PM
...why is she black? Unless you're a journalist researching the social climate of the deep south, there is really no justification for that.... I used to like her, but now she's getting a bit to obnoxious and pretentious.
30. cherry - September 2, 2009 10:21 PM
oh god she's so trashy
31. SRose - September 2, 2009 10:34 PM
I'm a woman, and i'd do her whether or not she has a dick. She's damn sexy and damn talented.
32. missywissy - September 2, 2009 11:02 PM
I love her.
fuck all the sell-out retards who trash their bodies with plastic and are famous for being "famous".
33. no_1_yuno - September 3, 2009 2:43 AM
she is a butter face. Im tired of people being famous for showing skin, if she was really that talented she wouldn't have to get your attention by being half naked all the time. Shallow ass sheeple
34. J - September 3, 2009 5:16 AM
I would do an abortion on myself before I was borned if I knew that I would look like that.
35. lovlovelala - September 3, 2009 7:58 AM
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36. lovlovelala - September 3, 2009 7:58 AM
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37. Dread not - September 3, 2009 9:33 AM
2. Randal - September 2, 2009 4:40 PM
It's not every day you come across such musical talent, yet we're experiencing one in Lady GaGa. Not only does she compose and write her own music, she's also the mastermind behind marketing herself. She's a fresh scent in the musical industry that has been filled with a rotten stench far too long.
Randal
Dn: Fresh scent my ass! She's like some mutant cross between, Bowie's, Ziggy Stardust and, Madonna, riding a mescaline high that she can't come down from. Yeah, GaGa's just like that, except lacking the talent, originality, and charisma of both, Bowie and Madonna. How long before she's booking gigs on cruises? Give me a fucking break.
38. Anna - September 3, 2009 9:50 AM
She has the sexiest body alive...anyone who says she doesn't is either gay, anorexic or has distorted body image.
39. JustJess - September 3, 2009 10:32 AM
Okay...why?
40. ha - September 3, 2009 10:39 AM
@37
Don't worry about what he says, bud. That's just Randal. He's always saying weird over-complimentary shit to all the celebrities. He's probably a serial killer or something.
41. omg - September 3, 2009 11:12 AM
LOL the reason why her face looks so good in the last picture is because they put an astronomically huge pair of glasses on her to balance out her nose....
thanks for the lol, i needed that
42. DG - September 3, 2009 12:20 PM
It's a fuckin' dude, dudes!
43. HOOTERS! - September 3, 2009 1:11 PM
I LOOOOOOOOVE Lady GaGa!! :)
She is looking kinda orangey though :(
44. briELLE - September 3, 2009 2:21 PM
she is a GANGURO girl! she really knows her target demographic...
45. All Women Stalker - September 3, 2009 2:33 PM
Huh. I didn't realize that she was this thin.
-meream
46. Holly - September 3, 2009 2:45 PM
"Doing everything in our power to hide the size of that fucking SCHNAZZ"
47. ariasage - September 3, 2009 3:24 PM
shes tryin to hard to be different. all she is is the new madonna.
48. HotPink - September 3, 2009 3:34 PM
Now all those raving over Tony Romo's Plain Jane Simpson replacement, this lady has a banging body! Not only is she toned and sleek, but her shape is lovely.
It's too bad that she ruins it with a mean hard glare, a overly tanned orange face and nasty tatoo.
49. ZZPlot - September 3, 2009 3:41 PM
What an aspiration! To be the new Madonna! Eh, eh, she's not as interesting, that is why she has to get all the nudie stuff out now....Madonna took a few years before getting true blue nude. She is the new Samantha Fox, with boxtox.
50. Darth - September 3, 2009 4:50 PM
Is there anybody missing a poodle?
51. Gando - September 3, 2009 4:56 PM
Do female Wookies look like this naked?!
52. gigi - September 3, 2009 4:56 PM
she's getting a little too skinny [ribs] but I love this chick!
53. Pilatunes - September 3, 2009 5:02 PM
I have to say, if I was standing behind her while she was taking pic 1, my pants would explode.
54. Boogeyman King Dong - September 3, 2009 5:06 PM
There must be somebody close to her who does really like cotton candy.
55. mramosster - September 3, 2009 5:12 PM
Shock G (Humpty Hump) in drag!
56. Katie - September 3, 2009 10:58 PM
#32... 'trash their bodies with plastic' ?? uhhhh, have u SEEN her before her plastic surgery?? woof!
besides that, she looks like a poodle. woof again!! :D
57. pot smoke - September 4, 2009 2:47 AM
Does anyone else notice she looks exactly like Donatella Versace?
58. dontlooknow - September 4, 2009 10:11 AM
The ribs in photo #1 are really scary.
59. !!! - September 5, 2009 12:36 AM
Looks like somebody shaved a poodle, then dyed the remaining hair pink.
This girl needs some serious help.
60. Sarah - September 5, 2009 9:59 PM
Randall, I missed you!
61. estetik cerrah - September 8, 2009 5:45 AM
she looks awfull..
62. Urghhh - September 8, 2009 10:07 AM
How do you spell skank?
GA GA
63. Urghhh - September 8, 2009 10:07 AM
How do you spell skank?
GA GA
64. Incarcerated - September 8, 2009 1:26 PM
Her vagina is insulted, very insulted. Not her.
65. SUPER GAGA - September 9, 2009 8:38 PM
I LOVE U LADY GAGA!!!!!!
KEEP IT HAIRY PLEASE!!!!
66. pafos - September 25, 2009 7:47 PM
Good photos!!!Mario Testino magician!!!This the best photo session!
67. Çene Estetiği - October 16, 2009 6:56 AM
beautiful women, beautiful clothes, beautiful tattoo ... What could it be a result ..
68. Estetik Doktoru - October 22, 2009 4:59 AM
interesting catalog ...