Sep 29 2009Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush are back together
With one sister pregnant and the other sister married, Kim Kardashian had to act quickly before she became the lonely spinster housing 28 cats under her ass. So she's back with Reggie Bush. People reports:
"They're totally back together for real," says a source close to the couple. "Kim and Reggie spent a few months apart getting their priorities together and figuring out who they were as individuals so they can make it work together."
Honestly, I never believed these two were dating in the first place, so it makes me wonder what exactly Kim and/or her publicist have on Reggie Bush that makes him get in line and play the doting boyfriend again at the drop of the hat. Maybe she's letting him have sex with her, but the guy's in the NFL, so it's not like he's hurting for it. He could even have somebody build him a life-like, non-talking version of Kim's ass out of two beanbag chairs and diamonds for God's sake. I don't get it.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. It's Me Fuckers - September 29, 2009 10:33 AM
where is the COCK?!?! Come on Superfish!! I KNOW you can do it!
2. CC - September 29, 2009 10:36 AM
Does he get to piss on her head?
3. KIKI - September 29, 2009 10:38 AM
Is this the fellow that peed on her? Well, to each his own. I think that could cause disease though.
4. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 29, 2009 10:39 AM
I thought the Saints already had a good Tight End in Shockey.
5. Yoda - September 29, 2009 10:42 AM
I guess the skanky piss guzzler is thirsty again.
6. Josh - September 29, 2009 10:43 AM
TITS AND ASS
7. Rancid - September 29, 2009 10:43 AM
#2 - I have no doubt in my mind.
He's dictating terms - a good position to be until he gets bored.
8. sixpack - September 29, 2009 10:48 AM
These girls just can't stay away from that black cock.
9. Sport - September 29, 2009 10:52 AM
Awwwww...she ran out of money already?
10. isitin - September 29, 2009 10:54 AM
Who the hell cares!!!!!!!!
11. Tr8cthis - September 29, 2009 11:01 AM
I still think she has a smoking body but from what I remember of that sex tape she isn't very good at it. Well at least she isnt doing much for the amount of cash he drops on her. Maybe she has the tightest pu$$y he's ever had?
12. Delgo - September 29, 2009 11:08 AM
Beautiful fucking tits man!!! - Raoul Duke
13. twelvebitches - September 29, 2009 11:08 AM
Please dear lord have someone proofread your posts.
14. F*ck you back dude - September 29, 2009 11:17 AM
What the hell is this obsession and constant media coverage with these Arab looking Armenians anyway. Give it up already, whenever I see pictures of them, I can smell their desperation for fame from my computer screen.
15. seriously - September 29, 2009 11:24 AM
The sex tape was her and Ray J not Reggie Bush. If you're going to make stupid comments at least get your facts straight.
16. The Rough report - September 29, 2009 11:31 AM
I knew Reggie couldn't give up mushy and squishy that easily...
17. GIRDLE BUTT - September 29, 2009 11:35 AM
It's breast implants, nose job, no talent media whore girdle butt Kim!
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It's breast implants, nose job, no talent media whore girdle butt Kim!
It's breast implants, nose job, no talent media whore girdle butt Kim!
It's breast implants, nose job, no talent media whore girdle butt Kim!
It's breast implants, nose job, no talent media whore girdle butt Kim!
It's breast implants, nose job, no talent media whore girdle butt Kim!
It's breast implants, nose job, no talent media whore girdle butt Kim!
It's breast implants, nose job, no talent media whore girdle butt Kim!
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18. Sam - September 29, 2009 11:40 AM
We have the 3 signature elements of KK pictures:
1. Big butt, seen only in profile, not directly from behind
2. Big glasses
3. Big drink
19. titsonsnack - September 29, 2009 11:44 AM
What is this chick? What does she do, and why is her family famous?
The only reason I even know about her is from celebrity blogs. I understand she had some sort of show or something but, come on.
20. Karl The Klansman - September 29, 2009 12:13 PM
She just didn't want her little sister to be the only one fucking a nigger.
21. KIKI - September 29, 2009 12:15 PM
Damn, what does she do, crab walk around? Where is the butt shot?
22. Jacqueline - September 29, 2009 12:15 PM
She is so beautiful!
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23. Max Planck - September 29, 2009 12:20 PM
A man with an unfortunate name doinking a woman with an unfortunate ass.
24. Inmate #2648927 - September 29, 2009 12:22 PM
Doesn't Randal have something warmly sensitive to say about this?
25. Autumn - September 29, 2009 12:28 PM
So, how old are these pics? I thought she was blonde now?
26. havoc - September 29, 2009 12:32 PM
"Totally back together for real"
Well, that cinches it.
Who was the "source" a twelve year old mall rat?
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27. cant wait - September 29, 2009 12:42 PM
Ok the majority of people in this country are real dumb and feel the need to worship good looking or extremely talented people. Kim squeezed in due to her oddly large ass, her fat tall sister is trying to have us adore her too, but that other, regular looking short sister who is obviously getting used by her baby daddy for $$$ (think Britney & learn dummy!) what the fuck with that little rat looking pakistani ugly lil shit! Courtney, you are regular looking. Most girls are short. Your short! Your ugly and you have no talent and from your show are really, really annoying to be around! I hope your baby is born with down's syndrome and a few other abnormlities to bring you people back to earth. Either that or when Kendalls porn tape she made underage leaks out, ya, that might bring em back down.
28. Fuck You - September 29, 2009 12:56 PM
22. Jacqueline - September 29, 2009 12:15 PM
She is so beautiful!
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29. KK - September 29, 2009 1:19 PM
this no talent, attention hungry fake needs to drop off the face of the earth!
does this family do anything that isnt for publicity??
30. TheJoker07 - September 29, 2009 1:28 PM
Nooo! Bastard took my woman again!
31. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 29, 2009 1:34 PM
I can't wait until 10 years from now when all three of them will be used up. Better dig that money while you can. Clothing isn't getting any cheaper and you sure need a lot of it to cover that cellulite ridden ass of yours.
32. Jess - September 29, 2009 1:34 PM
Great tits and great lips. If her snatch is good and tight, she's the sexual trifecta!
33. effyeray - September 29, 2009 2:17 PM
ENOUGH!!!!!!! This site used to be fairly humorous & had a few nice looking ladies.... no more. Now the bitch-ass in charge is more worried about... about.... well, about sucking Kardashian ass and sucking in general I guess.
Hey, CUNT that writes/posts this shit... nice job on running a once fun site into the fucking ground. Not that you'll read this, after all someone has to scour the earth for more reasons to post about the Kardashians. FUCK THIS SITE.
34. uknowme - September 29, 2009 2:23 PM
Anyone see what I'm seeing... I think Kim might be as dumb as we think and might be looking to trap poor Reggie with a pregnant accident too...
f*k his life after that bs. I hope he has his priorities straighter than we think...
35. joejoe - September 29, 2009 2:38 PM
"I won't be outdone by the other two (attention) whores!"
36. Darth - September 29, 2009 3:00 PM
Turns out that their 'break-up' was a publicity stunt.
37. Nero - September 29, 2009 3:04 PM
This only shows us that we can't trust ANY of the Kardashian-sisters being truthful.Since they're such a publicity-whores.
38. Galtacticus - September 29, 2009 3:11 PM
Talking about publicity whores.Did she miss the Golden Showers?!
39. Randal - September 29, 2009 3:46 PM
HA! I knew this would happen, Kim. You can't avoid the arrow of love when it's tipped with fate! You and Reggie are so good together. Communication is the number one strength in any relationship, so may you two communicate like never before. Hope to see the two of you loving it up again on your TV show.
Randal
40. All Women Stalker - September 29, 2009 4:33 PM
So I'm wondering why the butt replica would involve diamonds...
-meream
41. Kim - September 29, 2009 4:35 PM
3? Urine is actually quite sterile until hits my dirty body when streaming out of Reggie. It's delicious too, with lots of vitamins and minerals Reggie's body no longer needs, but my dirty, filthy skin needs it to wash away my many slutty sins. Hope I cleared things up for you.
Kim
42. Randal(l) - September 29, 2009 5:04 PM
Kim, while it's common knowledge you suck a good dick, I fear your may run the risk of pigeonholing yourself. Do you want to be known as "that chick with the fat ass who likes sucking celebrity black cock (Who doesn't) for media attention" or wouldn't you rather be know as "That chick with the fat ass who likes sucking everyones cock for media attention." I know it's unfair that everyone over looks your obvious talents to...uh....hmmm...or the way you...uh...errr...fuck, is there anything you do besides have a fat ass and suck cock?
Randal(l)
43. Blech - September 29, 2009 6:31 PM
@39: I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants after reading that.
Not that I care for the Ks or anything. But since Kourtney is preggers and Khloe is almost-married, Kim will either have to go Lesbo for the cameras or she'll have to carry on the usual wannabe Hilton lifestyle...
44. struggling_artist - September 29, 2009 8:05 PM
"He could even have somebody build him a life-like, non-talking version of Kim's ass out of two beanbag chairs and diamonds for God's sake. I don't get it."
Okay, you stole the idea for my MFA thesis. Why don't you go build yourself a real gossip site, tuna?
45. SexyTime42 - September 29, 2009 9:42 PM
I dumped her so she ran back to her old boyfriend on the rebound!!
46. gmoney - September 30, 2009 1:35 AM
he sucks in the NFL who cares???????????
hes a bum overhyped superstar but he really is a blowout letdown bust!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kim is hott but needs to trim that ass hollAA beleivers
47. Patrick Bateman - September 30, 2009 4:10 AM
Stank
48. Reggie Bush - September 30, 2009 7:58 AM
Come back to Pappa!
49. FACE - September 30, 2009 8:03 AM
Bush is a NFL bust and a punk. THe best thing he has accomplished is banging KK. And when she is done with him and onto the next brother, he will just be the overhyped underachieving soft excuse for a NFL running back that he is now.
50. Semite - September 30, 2009 10:40 AM
Armenians are beautiful as well as all Arabic type peoples. You can run your mongrel mouths all you want but it is obvious that Americans think so that is why the girls are on the air. And you can't stay away from anything that makes you that money. Grubbers.
51. jerryjerry - September 30, 2009 3:04 PM
Who in the hell cares!!! Slow news day ?
52. jerry - September 30, 2009 3:04 PM
Who in the hell cares!!! Slow news day ?
53. Dog - October 1, 2009 12:10 PM
Everytime I start to jerk off to Kim; reality sets in and all I can visual is her saggy loose ass without her butt girdle support and my cock gets soft.
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55. gifts for her - November 11, 2009 12:59 AM
Wow so much attitude !! She is looking so gorgeous in that black outfit. I must say she is giving proudly look.