Kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

First?!

I, Beastwoman, I break out of jail, to feed on your soul. Ha ha ha ha.

First?!

um.... what... the... fuck? fashion police!

Is that David Lee Roth?

What is she wearing - urghh.

Her fly is open.

i think her pussy is

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that wide.

Don't laugh a lot superficial dwellers are going to her show. Therefore, contributing to k-feds obesity...

Shame on me. Over a decade ago, I used to be like... jealous... of how hot and cute she was. Man oh man. Not anymore!

Words and phrases that should not be used by those 15 and older:

Epic.
Epic fail.
Like totally.
Ew.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.

Haha, that has to be the funniest picture I have ever seen (#1). What is up with her face? Anyway, her body looks pretty great...I wish I had her flat stomach...not so much the thick legs.

Attention, peoples of the earth:

Stop giving Britney your money.

Yeah...okay I get it now!

She isn't a coal-burnin' Kardashian nor does she have a square jaw, manly features and the body of a teenage boy... So KILL IT WITH FIRE?

She's had kids and still looks damn good to me.

I can't tell if this is Brooke Hogan or Linda Hogan.

Heidi Klum has also had kids and she looks fucking perfect. The kids excuse doesn't work if you have all the money and resources that these rich people have. It comes down to how badly you want it. She's chunky.

@5. Agreed. This looks like a bad outtake of "Hot for teacher" . Gross.

I think that chicken wing she shoved down her spandex has burst the zipper. Best to eat it right away Brit.

Quick: somebody lock that cage before it gets out...!

Yeah, #7. Exactly. Bitch is worth $120 million and she can't get her zipper fixed?

The three fattest parts of her body in order:
1. Head
2. Neck
3. Legs

She should've been a linebacker.

all sorts of issues happening here.

firstly, her fly is open. secondly, the crotch of her pants is extremely low, thus making her stumpy legs look even stumpier. and then we have the leotards making an appearance above the pants. ridiculous.

HAHAHA She does have her zipper down!! She is GROSS!!!

Why are her flies never done up?

At mcdonalds, starbucks, on stage my god have some shame and do them up.

And wear a bra.

And underwear.

Madonna's ass looks so much better................

Minty, you overlooked the welding googles, pantyhose taller than the pants and the brown headband/ black top/ red pants combo. Are you blind?

Britney puts on an amazing show and these pictures capture the high energy she brings to the stage for all of her millions of fans around the world. Mix that in with a great voice and original dance moves, you've got yourself a cracker jack box of exploding musical talent!

Randal

So, this is what passes for "entertainment" nowadays. A methead coked out drunk unable to care for herself idiot, dressing up like a 70's era dayshift disco dolly in the stupidest outfit imaginable (and unable to zip up her pants due to being a fatty), pretending to sing onstage. I think I'll pass on this, thanks. There's a crazy lady down the street (kinda like the Simpsons cat lady) who's more entertaining than this mental retard and, unlike shitney, I won't have to give money to her to watch her make a complete & total ass of herself...

hahahh! she looks AWESOME!! i love the outfit and the glasses :D

Garth?

You got me all excited... I thought you were posting old Van Halen concert pics...

Randal, if i wanted to here an asshole emote, I would have farted. You are an exploding jackass.

Randal, if i wanted to hear an asshole emote, I would have farted. You are an exploding jackass.

First Pamela Anderson - now this? Why? What have any of us ever done to you?

What's next, recently discovered Polaroids of Tammy Fay Baker? Really, what more can you do to us today?

Please, no Madonna to finish the un Holy Trinity!

Cisco nailed it exactly.

I swear this is David Lee Roth

So, let me get this straight. People pay to see her perform?

PS Randal, don't worry, some of us do get that you are being tongue-in-cheek.

The dry cleaners shrunk her pants. Bitches!

@ Randal
I have to say that for the most part, I kinda ignored you until the other day. However, after the post on a dapper Hugh Jackman, I have to say that I am now a fan.

Thanks for not disappointing today.

I thought it was Brook Hogan wrestling.

Don't pump up Randal's ego, it just makes him fruitier in his mouth farts.

@ 38 Abby. I know, right? When is Brooke going to start that gig? I can't wait to see her costumes.

Damn she looks good.

#5 that is exactly what I thought.

Randal's gonna try this look this weekend at the club. Let us know how it goes big R!

Fatney really looks like a man with those huge tree trunk linebacker legs.

whatever,shes still hot :P
dont tell me you wont do er!

She is too fat for that outfit, her body is so masculine and manly.

@44 Fatney Rears! Ahhhahhahhha!

Mrs. Federline, please don't forget to mail your spousal support check.

Shitney has reverse anorexia, she thinks she's thin. It is a common occurance in the south.

I thought pic no 7 was one of her male dancers at first, until I clicked it and realized it was infact britney. lol

Britney puts on an amazing show (you know, when you can see her filthy pussy) and these pictures capture the high energy she brings to the stage (thanks to a mixture of Frappacinos, milkduds, and fried chicken skins) for all of her millions of fans around the world. Mix that in with a great voice (thank You Auto Tune and Pre Recording technology) and original dance moves(Thank you gelatinous ass), you've got yourself a cracker jack box of exploding musical talent!(because she's Fat and eats cracker jacks and other assorted candy the whole concert)

Randal(l)

Wtf is this? "Sexy" control-top panties or some shit?

@ 50, Cracking up there! Didn't you see the tit high fish nets?

@ 51 Randal(l) Your best work to date. I don't know if I am just still drunk from yesterday or what........Now I have little pixalated spit bombs all over my screen. Thanks Randal(l)

#32, instead - you double posted.

cc, Randal doesn't care if you know or not.

Are we not men ? We are DEVO ....... DEVO

Bowzy-Bowzee-Bop..Diddy-BOP

Good God that's embarrassing.

She looks great! I mean she is not perfect, and we are not perfect, I wanna see all your fucking asses I'm sure Brit looks so much better than all of you suckers!
Britney I love you!

I hate David Lee Roth

Pic 7 is fucking terrifying!

That's one fucking beefy thigh (see link in my signature)

her fly is (on the verge of being) down.

Shit, I thought it was a picture of David Lee Roth.

nice doable body though! :P

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Best headline ever, Fish.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm so afraid.

Psssssssst

Your balls are showing

Bumblebee Tuna

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No doubt about it.

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Twatney's one fuckin' ugly, country-ghetto, neanderbilly pile of YUCK!

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Her cankles, her...well, goddamit! The bitch is just plain gross!

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And you can see the cunt has a bad case of bad attitude. Man, if that bitch was mine I'd beat that snotty 'tude right the fuck out of her! Then I'd rent her out for $50 a fuck and let them beat hell out of her.

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There a few celebrities grosser than fuckin' Cuntney Sperms!

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From her stink feet, her stink cooze and ass, to her stink ciggie breath. That fuckin' skank's one stinkin' pile of Suthuhn neanderbilly shit!!!!

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@53 no i just saw a big butch pair of steroid legs and thought it was a dude. lol

Well said, Rasputins Liver...

That last pic looks hot... can't deny that.

how about she has to do a lot of costume changes and then dancing it moved the zipper down??

shit happens... it's not because she's fat.. because she is definitely NOT fat!!

She dresses like an Oregon stripper.

i would still like to fuck her as hard as possible.....

Good God...Britney you're getting old...you're no longer a teenager...you're not fooling anyone.

How possibly could a woman medically intoxicated, psychologically abuse, mentally ill and retard child know how to dress, makeup or even perform? The CA court provide leeway to legally bullied and extorted from a child using kids that she bore with jerk who goes round raping women to live off them by crying he is the victim. A 30-yr old man after making a child pregnant, cried victim, imagine that, and after getting childcare support, dump those kids to a child and her conservator, with paid visitation - what a great legal scam in the history of America! These scam was even created, legally claiming "for the welfare of those kids". Do kids need to live lavishly and grow up as a menace to society, steal and extort? You read a sick man raping his own daughter who bore his kids, at least he was responsible and take care of them. Now who is sicker - this sick man or Mr Kfat?

Her mother dressed her up like a man, so she believes she is a man so macho, working to provide for the whole family including the ex-spouse she insanely marry to! The man cried victim as he was forced to marry her, leaving his other blackie wife with 2 worthless kids to seek fortune. What a pity for a 30-yr old man who claimed he could not find a job, seeking for compensation for 2 yrs of forced marriage, a story that a CA court choose to believe with tabloids/papz supporting document, sold to TMZ including court sealed documents? Wow, he was such a great mother to the kids during marriage but was never seen anywhere near those kids till after divorce, leaving the main provider of the kids having to work tagging kids along to the workplace, imagine that! Holding kids as hostage to demand for ransom legally? Which terrorist is better than that? Al Qaeda also cannot meet up to this standard!

She is not as good looking as David Lee Roth was in his heyday. I was thinking Vince Neil.

I have to agree. I thought it was Vince Neil singing "Wild Side"!

By the way, what worse? The Garth glasses or the half-down fly?

I also thought it was Vince Neil of Motley Crue. Surprised it took 79 comments for someone to notice.

Van Halen with David Lee Roth are back on tour!!! Awesome!
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@ # 11

Dear Fears,

Like, totally.

Luv,

Tweeny

She looks like David Lee Roth here.

We all agree she looks like David Lee Roth. LOL

It was ridiculous when David Lee Roth acted that way and now when Britney does it you've got to say it looks a hundred times MORE ridiculous.

I had to look twice.Is this Bigfoot or is this Britney spears!?

#86
Bigbum would be a better name.

@86
Lol how about Flatfeet!?

She had obviously attempted some sort of Lady Gaga-look here, but failed miserably.

Looks like Bret Micheals

Such a cuttie. Her photos were seen on persoanal's site **Seek rich beauty. c o m ****last week(filled by Milllionaire&Celebrities). It is said he is a legally certified Millionaire, and Celeb there looking for young woman

#90 u r old! Bret Micheals was my first thought too.

Her costume designers should be shot.

Now, I used hate britney as much as the next guy, but I kinda feel sorry for her now, what with the going crazy and everything.

To me, hating on her too much because of what she once was is kinda the same sort of sad as loving her for what she once was. It seems to me the old britney has actually left the building, and this new.... thing has taken her place.

Not sure where I'm going with this, but I guess the point is, don't be too critical. And no, I'm not a britney lover.

I printed the pict off and drew a penis on her, I think it was a definite improvement. I think she should add that to her wardrobe. Guess thats why here fly is always open a penis wannabee britney. I know all her girlfriends would have fun with her if she had one..

yet people still pay to see this blob stuffed into tight stockings and "sexy" outfits lypsynch her way through number after number. I think her fans are so shallow. This isn't - nor ever was "talent".

OK, the point is that this chick was considered by many to be one of the hottest women in the world a few years ago. Now she is confused with washed up MALE rockers.

And the worst part of the outfit is the pantyhose with the pants. Reminds me of a middle aged woman wearing granny panties with her daughters jeans.

I just saw her in concert last night (I live in Vegas). Anyone that calls this girl fat...should see her in person. I had my doubts as well. Yes, she's a bit stocky (she's muscular...she was a gymnast for shit's sakes). But seriously, she's quite petite. There is no jiggle on this girl...even when she's running around 3/4 naked on stage. She's solid as a rock and has a pretty cute figure, minus her neck. lol.

eh, shes cute. what would anyone else look like wearing that out fit making that face. her body is really nicely shaped, she has a cute button nosed feminine face

I also thought that was on old picture of David Lee Roth- no joke!

Make fun all you want I love Britney y'all and shes getting paid.

You're all wrong !
best Dolph Lungren face imitation ever

literally disgusting...

LOL @ 5.

Hi! Thas a pitchur o me! Imma tarded brother of David Lee Roth.

Would still pound it.

Would still pound it.

Im so Over the Chick....

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