Sep 27 2009Khloe Kardashian's Rehearsal Dinner (A.k.a. Prelude to a fake wedding because Lamar wants a pre-nup)
Seen here at their rehearsal dinner at Lobster in Santa Monica, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are apparently in the midst of a giant legal battle surrounding their impromptu wedding. Turns out Lamar wants a pre-nup while Khloe wants to make sure her Sasquatch mitts stay full of gold. TMZ reports:
Odom has lawyered up and so has Khloe. The problem is ... they have to get married on Sunday and there isn't enough time to hash out the details of a prenuptial agreement.
Why, you ask, isn't there enough time? We've learned they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the deal is that the wedding must be shot this Sunday.
So we're told Lamar wants a postnup -- meaning the agreement will be hashed out and hopefully signed after Sunday's event.
Now here's the intrigue. There's talk that Sunday's wedding might not be the real deal -- it could be a non-binding ceremony. It's common with a postnup that bride and groom would not officially tie the knot until after they sign the document. What they typically do sign before the ceremony is an acknowledgment that it's not really an official wedding, to prevent misunderstandings down the road.
So, basically, the wedding is a giant sham for ratings and nobody's really getting married. I don't think there's a single person on Earth who didn't call this one. Tribes in the rain-forest probably sent off smoke signals that read "Bitch is faking it!"

Reader Comments
1. it's me - September 27, 2009 11:02 AM
oh please, who gives a FLYING FUCK
about these 2
NOBODY
2. Freddo - September 27, 2009 11:16 AM
What a pair of twats.
The pool is starting now...I call 7 months to the 'trial separation', 8 months to the divorce.
3. Tinner - September 27, 2009 11:33 AM
Dear God... Khardasians: soon synonymous with loser.
"Don't be such a Khardasian man!" = "Don't be such a loser man!"
4. Catani - September 27, 2009 11:36 AM
- Who's that? Who are you? Where's Khloe? Where is she? You're a WHORE...Wear your WHORE makeup you WHORE....
- Is Somebody in there?..
-Ocupado...
-Filthy WHORE...You're somebodys father you filthy WHORE
Peter Griffin quotes.....And he was dead on.
5. Ricor - September 27, 2009 11:36 AM
OMG who cares. Losers, losers, losers.
6. Catani - September 27, 2009 11:36 AM
- Who's that? Who are you? Where's Khloe? Where is she? You're a WHORE...Wear your WHORE makeup you WHORE....
- Is Somebody in there?..
-Ocupado...
-Filthy WHORE...You're somebodys father you filthy WHORE
Peter Griffin quotes.....And he was dead on.
7. Ricor - September 27, 2009 11:37 AM
OMG who cares. Losers, losers, losers.
8. Ricor - September 27, 2009 11:37 AM
OMG who cares. Losers, losers, losers.
9. Flower - September 27, 2009 11:45 AM
Ewwww. What kind of doofus shows up at his rehearsal dinner in a nasty t-shirt and baggy jeans? Is this style and taste? Spare me.
Oh, but wait....style and taste are alien to these two.
Nevermind...
10. She's A Little Sex Toy - September 27, 2009 11:54 AM
He'd be crazy not to get a pre-nup...
11. bone - September 27, 2009 12:00 PM
Don't....have.....kids
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13. Sugaplum - September 27, 2009 12:04 PM
Does this guy ever wear anything but jeans and a t-shirt? Can't he put on a sport coat for his own rehearsal dinner?
14. Martina - September 27, 2009 12:53 PM
Wow, these 2 people are so completely PERFECT for each other. However, the potential genetic ramifications of their coupling are really scary. I think the State of California should sue to have their child placed with MacKenzie Phillips.
15. Tweettie - September 27, 2009 1:15 PM
Khloe seems more in love with getting her photo taken than in love with her man.
16. illy - September 27, 2009 1:17 PM
they're not losers, everyone else is. the whole world knows its fake yet everyone is still going to turn on their tv and watch the stupid wedding and they are going to end up getting even better ratings than they expected and all the money that goes along with it. im pretty sure were the losers here and that half you guys bitching about how no one cares about them will also watch it.
17. Raymond - September 27, 2009 1:38 PM
Haha...we all kno she wont never like a ugly black ass like him...I dont blame her...its all about his money
18. jstuddle - September 27, 2009 2:00 PM
I don't get it. They are filming a f*cking TV show. All of these gossip blogs are churning out hundreds of posts and pictures every day. It seems like that is what they want.
19. Darth - September 27, 2009 2:17 PM
This all doesn't sound like a wedding folks.It sounds more like a business deal.
20. Nero - September 27, 2009 2:22 PM
Looks like someone is trying to trick the other in a trap.Or maybe they're even both trying?!
21. Karl The Klansman - September 27, 2009 2:23 PM
Damn, that's one ugly motherfucker, even for a coon.
22. jebus - September 27, 2009 2:27 PM
lets hope they both die in a fire! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA i have forseen the futre..........as my magic 8 ball says Outlook not so good. get a pre - nup bizatch
23. jebus - September 27, 2009 2:29 PM
also......why the f%$K are these people "famous" it makes me sick
24. Gando - September 27, 2009 3:38 PM
I ain't calling names but somebody gonna get seriously hurt here! Call the ambulance!
25. Randal - September 27, 2009 3:46 PM
Congratulations goes out to Khloe and Lamar. It's always a special moment when two stars find each other and get mixed up in the warmth of each other's smile and tender touch. Their popularity and public interest has certainly brought them down the yellow brick road, having their wedding picked up for TV for all to watch. It's Princess Diana and Charles all over again.
All the best to you both.
Randal
26. st - September 27, 2009 3:57 PM
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27. conniecorleone - September 27, 2009 4:40 PM
ahh Randal, you always make me smile. I think his shirt says L and K Forever.
28. Max Planck - September 27, 2009 5:23 PM
What's the point?
She just gets the hump 'n' dump anyway.
29. Max Planck - September 27, 2009 5:23 PM
What's the point?
She just gets the hump 'n' dump anyway.
30. Peanut - September 27, 2009 5:26 PM
I wonder how many peanuts are in Khloe's pewp. I wonder if she has more peanuts than Kim cause I KNOW Kim eats lots of peanuts.
I wonder if Lamar eats peanuts...?
I wonder if Lamar has lots of peanuts in HIS pewp?
These are the questions we should be asking!
31. JimmyD - September 27, 2009 5:31 PM
I hope that Lamar Odom has a good lawyer. The Kardashian family is made up of the biggest pile of scum and low lifes imaginable. When he was dipping his "you know what" into this possibly disease ridden ho, he probably thought, "maybe I should have used protection." Maybe he will find out that class exceeds a foul smelling piece of *ss. These Kardashians are a bunch of vipers and in the end, they will always be classified "attention getting whores..." or maybe the adjectives "attantion gettting" are unnecessary.
32. Grossed Out...... - September 27, 2009 5:38 PM
Do.Not.Have.Kids.
33. Andrea Cossu - September 27, 2009 5:50 PM
Oh come on you know the real money is in the video they will make with his big black dick in her mouth while he is shitting on her. Who needs a pre nup.
34. Robert Acquafresca - September 27, 2009 5:55 PM
The Kardashian family is like the family from the FX series The Riches. They are going to take all of Lamars money. Hell by the time they get through with Bruce Jenner, the Decathalon will renamed in the Olympics as the Dekardashian. Why do people think that just because Lamar has a ton of money that he is suddenly smart and business savvy and knows how to dress. All guys like him know how to do is play ball and fuck. If he was not doing it for the Lakers, hed be doing it on the playground in NYC. The thing I dont get is the prize for being the best hoopster in Queens is a Khloe type but if you play for the Lakers you should score a hotter chick. This makes Lamar the dumbest coon around and that says a lot.
35. Stephanie - September 27, 2009 6:20 PM
L.A. Forever is what his shirt says. Not L and K. Just because someone is devious doesn't mean they are smart = Kardashian skanks. Don't forget to wear a condom, Lamar.
36. ElleV - September 27, 2009 6:20 PM
#34 My thoughts exactly, but I do think this is a publicity stunt. It won't really happen because he will want an air tight prenup and she will be so pissed she will not go through with it. When those girls see a guy all they see are dollar signs so they really have no idea how they physically look and besided Khloe looks like the daughter of Herman Munster.
37. J-Dizzle - September 27, 2009 6:23 PM
All they gotta do is have the ceremony and not have the marriage license signed and everything until after the prenup is taken care of. That way, the ceremony itself is just that.
38. mel - September 27, 2009 6:37 PM
Still waiting for the "wedding called off" story...
39. growler521 - September 27, 2009 6:41 PM
Im sure he will be a seventy percenter, a child on the way and he is long gone!!!!!!!
40. growler521 - September 27, 2009 6:44 PM
Im sure by pure stats, that this guy will be a 70%er, when the babys born, this loser is gone.
41. growler521 - September 27, 2009 6:44 PM
Im sure by pure stats, that this guy will be a 70%er, when the babys born, this loser is gone.
42. growler521 - September 27, 2009 6:46 PM
Im sure these worthless white girls parents are so very proud..
43. growler521 - September 27, 2009 6:46 PM
Im sure these worthless white girls parents are so very proud..
44. growler521 - September 27, 2009 6:46 PM
Im sure these worthless white girls parents are so very proud..
45. Russian Kunt - September 27, 2009 6:59 PM
They aren't "white" girls, sweetie.
They're Armenian tramps known for blowing blacks, getting knocked up and getting fucked in the ass again by blacks.
Hideous, tacky and pathetic hairy filth.
I'm glad we discriminate against them in Russia.
46. Mike - September 27, 2009 7:59 PM
"Dear God... Khardasians: soon synonymous with loser.
"Don't be such a Khardasian man!" = "Don't be such a loser man!"
Kinda like "That dude is so Barack!" , "Why'd you Barack that up?" , "I know you're Barack'd-up, but that shit is Barack!"
47. growler521 - September 27, 2009 8:39 PM
Im sure honestly it isnt the daughters fault how worthless they all turned out. I really think you should look at their Mother, Im sure her values, if she has any circle around money and not the total well being of her mud shark daughters.
48. EK - September 27, 2009 8:49 PM
Yawn. What's with all the racist comments (from the 20s)? Really, what's with the comments? Stop talking about them and they'll go away.
49. Patrick Bateman - September 27, 2009 9:06 PM
All this spells out what a real f*cked up country the USA really is....
50. just - September 27, 2009 11:16 PM
4th pic... Lamar, take a very good look at it because you are going to wake up next to that (without make up) each and every day my friend.
51. Dread - September 27, 2009 11:17 PM
Beautiful. FINALLY we get a shot of Kim's ass, and all it took was the sham wedding of her Skunk Ape sister. Yeah, that's righht, I said, Skunk Ape. Is it coincidence that the Skunk Ape is seen in the swamps of Florida, and guess who's been spending oodles of time with Kourtney shooting their reality show in Florida? Khloe. Skunk Ape.
52. heidi - September 27, 2009 11:43 PM
Fake marriages are the Best Kind - that's why everyone goes to Vegas! - bookshopdating.com
53. Angelle - September 28, 2009 2:35 AM
SO the marriage isn't even legal? It's all a publicity stunt and ratings ploy. I wonder if they'll actually make it legal.
54. R.Ghere - September 28, 2009 8:13 AM
Fake or Real, Lamar better say "fook" the post-nup and go for the pre-nup. It is typical of a gold-digger to find some excuse to get out of a pre-nup.
If he doen't man-up, I guess I will laugh as hard as DeNiro did in Cape Fear
55. QUUESTION FOR EVERYONE - September 28, 2009 8:40 AM
If Khloe lost a ton of weight would she be hot???? I can't really tell because other than her linebackerness there's nothing all that wrong with her (except her family lineage and entire identity), but would she be hot if she was all super slim and toned???? Because she is model height and her face may just look rough cause she looks so big, tall girls with extra weight just look like men I find and short girls with extra weight just look like gnomes or some tubby little creature. So is it just the weight or is it something else physical????
56. estetik - September 28, 2009 10:06 AM
is she pregnant or not?
57. Donald45 - September 29, 2009 4:02 AM
she looked lil fat but still she is as beautiful as before. she hot and happening. you rock.
/ Mordern Man