Sep 29 2009Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom aren't married
TMZ confirms that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's wedding wasn't legit and won't be until their lawyers can agree on a prenup. But they're so in love, folks. So in love:
We've learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. Neal Hersh is doing his bidding, while Lisa Meyer is repping Khloe. We're told the negotiations -- which began last Friday -- are already contentious.
In the meantime, Bookmaker.com has put together the following odds on how long their marriage, if it ever happens, will last and not surprisingly this thing won't make it past six months:
HOW LONG WILL LAMAR ODOM AND KHLOE KARDASHIAN'S MARRIAGE LAST
1-3 Weeks +165 (38%)
1-5 Months +120 (45%)
6-11 Months +200 (33%)
1-2 Years +300 (25%)
2+ Years +400 (20%)
Of course, I hear birthing a shitload of kids then ditching the father is so in right now. They even give you your own talk show.
ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR TAKEYOURPANTSOFF!!
And that, my friends, was the mating call of a Wookiee after eating 500 fertility pills.
SELECTIVEREDUCTION'SFORPUSSIES AAAROOOOOOO!
Reader Comments
1. Dave ain't here, man - September 29, 2009 2:59 PM
Not worth commenting on. But I did anyway.
2. GJDM - September 29, 2009 3:07 PM
2nd
3. 7L - September 29, 2009 3:09 PM
trash
4. It's Me Fuckers - September 29, 2009 3:19 PM
where's the COCK?!?!
5. Jester - September 29, 2009 3:22 PM
I hope it's a male wookie because that kid is going to be the freakiest looking knuckle dragger you ever saw. I wouldn't even piss in her face.
6. Don Boogie - September 29, 2009 3:24 PM
What an offseason for the Lakers...first they sign crazy ass Ron Artest, then Odom jumps on the Kardashian reality train. They may as well cancel the season right now.
7. Randal - September 29, 2009 3:43 PM
Khloe, don't let stupid polls like that bother you. The majority of people out in the world simply cannot understand the love you and Lamar share and think it's a publicity stunt for the LA Lakers to draw in more fans. They should be thanking you for bringing them some exposure on TV.
Randal
8. IKE - September 29, 2009 3:45 PM
Seriously, speaking of birthing kids, he probably made a good choice. She certainly looks like she could make BIG HEALTHY kids. He better knock her up QUICK since they won't be together long (going be the odds sheet).
9. Danklin24 - September 29, 2009 3:48 PM
What is the +200 and +400 supposed to mean? Wouldnt that be a bigger percentage or am i stupid?
10. Cleveland Steamer - September 29, 2009 4:09 PM
What do you expect from a fat cow? Monkey cocks makes the bitches go crazy.
11. Randal(l) - September 29, 2009 4:15 PM
Kloe A.K.A. Sasquatch A.K.A. Yeti A.K.A. that thing that keeps little children awake all night in a pool of their terror piss, The polls are in, and it turns out you're a complete joke....and hairy...like unnaturally hairy...like your pooter joined the Taliban hairy. Anyways, thinking of your greasy minge has made me sad and scared.
Randal(l)
12. LG - September 29, 2009 4:21 PM
Just a publicity stunt by this Kardashian clan.
13. All Women Stalker - September 29, 2009 4:25 PM
Guys, Khloe, despite her size, has a cute face. I don't see where all the hate is coming from.
-meream
14. Mac - September 29, 2009 4:28 PM
Danklin....
Khloe's weight is 200+
Lamar's weight is 400+
They want you to bet on which weight is accurate. I think it's obvious Odor doesn't weight 400+. My money is on Khloe.
15. Mac - September 29, 2009 4:33 PM
All women stalker....
My hate for Khloe comes from wanting half of Odor's money when it doesn't work out. Marriages don't work out with money/food grubbing ho bags.
Why is she in the news? Her sister banged Brandi's useless brother. Brandi > Ray J > Kim > Khloe. Are you really asking why people dislike her?
16. Gando - September 29, 2009 4:47 PM
Looks like that they themselves even don't expect to stay together forever.
17. Randal is a delusional loser - September 29, 2009 4:59 PM
7. Randal - September 29, 2009 3:43 PM
Khloe, don't let stupid polls like that bother you. The majority of people out in the world simply cannot understand the love you and Lamar share and think it's a publicity stunt for the LA Lakers to draw in more fans. They should be thanking you for bringing them some exposure on TV.
Randal
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You really are a delusional nutjob, Randal. You post at different websites, and are laughed off the sites EVERY TIME. Get a life, loser.
As for the Wookie & Lamar, it's simple. Each keeps the assets they bring into the relationship (the contract he signed is HIS asset), and they split any residual money/assets that they make in the relationship 50/50 if they divorce. How dificult is that?
18. Nameless - September 29, 2009 5:37 PM
What Lamar Odom made last year alone was probably more than the combined assets of Jenner and all the Kardashians' entire estate.
Besides wookie sex, I wonder exactly what Kloe has got to leverage regarding the prenup?
Saw Kim going back to Reggie the moment Kloe's wedding was announced. Not to be left out and the poorest of the bunch, Kourtney will be dating as star athlete as well in 3,2,1....
19. misterfister - September 29, 2009 5:38 PM
He looks like a milk dud.
20. Best of the best - September 29, 2009 5:42 PM
Looks like all those cunt sisters like to suck on the stinky black dicks. Hope your lips rot off !!
21. Curious George - September 29, 2009 5:42 PM
17. Where else does Randy Baby hang out at? I'm bored....
22. Peanutman - September 29, 2009 5:45 PM
Khloe's ass peanuts are meat ticklers.
You guys DO realize Khloe's poop is laden with nuts don't you?
23. Fonzi - September 29, 2009 6:24 PM
Don't the percentages have to add up to 100%? I'm so confused... or are there idiot people reporting idiot news? It must be me.
24. Khloe - September 29, 2009 6:30 PM
Well, at least finally someone makes her looks smaller in size. Good but bad couple? I can't tell, it's like my eyes are playing tricks on me when I look at them.
25. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - September 29, 2009 7:29 PM
The desperate antics of these filthy hairy Armenian whored up beasts always amaze me.
26. Divorced DADs across America - September 29, 2009 7:57 PM
Lamar is fooking crazy or stupid to work out a pre-nup with two high-price lawyers. One word of advice to Lamar:
FOOKING WALK AWAY FROM THIS!!!!
WALK AWAY no one will think less of you.
Any future endorsements or bonuses will go to her pocket.
I'll sit back and watch this rags to riches back to rags saga unfold
27. Clem - September 29, 2009 10:41 PM
And this is why I don't have a TV but DO like to read some of these websites; they are hilarious! How fucking self-important are these two non-entities that they think their date of a wedding matters to anyone but their own egos? What happens after the wedding? Kids in 9.1 months? Moving house? Recording an album in Wookie? Guaranteed, if the have kids, if it makes it through pre-school, if it makes it through middle and high school we will never see this headline " Sasquatch and Burnt Match's goes to college".
Any college.
28. not - September 30, 2009 3:40 AM
Daddy must be rollin in his grave. And the hypocrites had the nerve to say they love and miss there murderer defending father then make such assinines of themselves on national televesion? They continually humiliate themselves exposing how they can never be content, can't get enuf, always buying more, trying to fill something that there ridiculous antics and choices could never do. I feel sorry for them at the end of the day, just at the end of the day after they have been ridiculed to no extent...by there own actions and again, choices for their lives. Go do something with what you've been given like volenteer where it would really matter you selfish, stupid, fat whores.
29. too - September 30, 2009 3:43 AM
Don't that bitch have enuf shit? They always shopping and with mega shopping spree bags. Never enuf. The empty feeling is written all over there foreheads. Looking for happiness in all the wrong bitches dumb ugly ego ridden ho's.
30. Donk Donkerson - September 30, 2009 6:23 AM
Shocker.
31. joho777 - September 30, 2009 10:54 AM
Did you see the cover of OK magazine? The Kardashians are already pushing Lamar Odom out of the picture.
Mama Kardashian has always told her girls, "Marry money. I don't care if the guy is a rabid albino badger, MARRY HIM! We'll take care of transferring his money to the Kardashian family after the ceremony!"
Why oh why didn't Lamar just leave $ 200.00 on the dresser after his first "date" with Khloe? I am sure his life would be a lot happier (and he would look less like a fool) if he had.
32. Peeter McSkeeter - September 30, 2009 1:34 PM
Kardashian in Swahili means "fucks anything with a black dick"
I've I have said in the past, their father must be turning over in his grave seeing at least 2 of his daughters be nothing more than jig-loving, jock sniffing, skanks that will fuck anything that has dark skin and a cock.
33. Val - September 30, 2009 4:10 PM
I dont think Lakers fans care who Odom is married to- just get the damn rebounds- lol
I'd like to think Kloe is much more smarter than to marry someone who has commitment issues. Hopefully, it was all a pub stunt - it just does nt make any sense- especially the way he's treating the mother of his children.
Do better kloe!
34. ed hardy shoes - October 5, 2009 9:51 AM
I dont think Lakers fans care who Odom is married to- just get the damn rebounds- lol
I'd like to think Kloe is much more smarter than to marry someone who has commitment issues. Hopefully, it was all a pub stunt - it just does nt make any sense- especially the way he's treating the mother of his children.
Do better kloe!
35. christmas stocking fillers - November 7, 2009 1:02 AM
according to the sources, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom didn’t really get married this past Sunday. It was a faux wedding, bought and paid for by E! and OK! Magazine, it seems. Khloe and Lamar “are not legally married” because the two of them - plus their respective teams of lawyers - didn’t sort out the prenup issue fast enough. Well, Khloe did her best. She tried to race Lamar down the aisle, hoping that a prenup (protecting his $33 million contract) would slip his mind. Lamar’s lawyer must have been all “No wedding for you, Golddigger!”