Sep 17 2009Khloe Kardashian is a braless Yeti
Nipple Morning takes a stop in mediocre town with Khloe Kardashian and her new boyfriend Lamar Odom of the Lakers who were out in West Hollywood last night. You can kind of see Khloe's nips in these shots, but what I' find most disappointing is I expected her breasts to look like two hairy Ewoks swinging from her chest. So much for that fantasy which, yes, involved speeder bikes. I know how sex works, people.
NOTE: Pics link to LSFW versions if your boss is a Level 8 Squinter.

Reader Comments
1. alisa - September 17, 2009 11:43 AM
are you 5'5 and insecure or something? she's not even that tall or "big".. she only looks like it when shes next to her 5ft2 sisters. she looks very average sized in pictures by herself..... and she looks great with the weight loss
2. rofllolol - September 17, 2009 11:43 AM
tits but still yeti
3. The 'A' Man - September 17, 2009 11:43 AM
First Bitches!!!
4. Mike T - September 17, 2009 11:47 AM
I would eat that all day long......
5. Alli Watermelon - September 17, 2009 11:51 AM
Why do people continue to bash her? She has never been that big and looks even better now. #1 is right...she just appears to be larger because she's next to her short sisters. I'm barely 5'1" and don't think she looks like a yeti. Jesus.
6. Christina - September 17, 2009 12:09 PM
Everyone picks on her because she's the ethnic minority out of the three sisters. Nasty Ass White YEti.
7. RichPort's Ghost - September 17, 2009 12:10 PM
A bottle of cheap whiskey and a few joints, plus someone spiking my tiramisu with Cialis, might just make me plow her like a sharecropper...
8. lolocaust - September 17, 2009 12:11 PM
She still looks like young elvis with long hair
that black dude must be 12ft tall to make her look short
9. FACE - September 17, 2009 12:12 PM
She is just a drunk driving sweathog compared to her goddess sister, Kim - that is the problem and always will be the problem. She humiliated herself on the Apprentice and showed that she lacked moral character more than she lacked her siblings beauty.
10. Jennza - September 17, 2009 12:14 PM
Agree
11. wtf - September 17, 2009 12:17 PM
she kinda looks like elvis with down syndrome
12. EK - September 17, 2009 12:24 PM
She's a yeti and everyone under 5'4" is a leprechaun/midget/Oompa-Loompa. So we're all supposed to be 5'6 tthen?
13. freebie - September 17, 2009 12:26 PM
What is it with these sisters and black meat? Don't they like white meat? And why are they celebrities? Because one of them made a sex tape with one of many black men? I don't understand it but then I'm old at 36.
14. freebie - September 17, 2009 12:26 PM
What is it with these sisters and black meat? Don't they like white meat? And why are they celebrities? Because one of them made a sex tape with one of many black men? I don't understand it but then I'm old at 36.
15. Alex - September 17, 2009 12:45 PM
Lamar and this Yeti? How did this ever happen? I now have about 0% respect left for him. Wow what a moron dating a huge ugly Kardashian slut.
I don't know about this, but he better have his fucking A Game on this season.
16. Me - September 17, 2009 12:50 PM
To # 14: Yeti over here said shes only down with the "brothas" on the Tyra Banks Show. So yeah she's only into black meat. As far as Miss Sex Tape, clearly, she's also into exclusive black meat. Kourtney on the other hand said on the Tyra Banks Show that she likes "pretty boys" which I guess is what she considers Scott.
And, yeah, you're exactly right. They're "celebritites", more like known sluts, because one of them, the one with an ass the size of planet, made a sex tape with Ray J.
17. L - September 17, 2009 12:51 PM
Lamar is like 6'10, so anyone next to him is gona be a midget. He's a basketball player for God's sake.
18. Buckwheat - September 17, 2009 1:01 PM
#14
They like black men because a lot of black men love fat chicks. It's very common in the ghetto.
19. Buckwheat - September 17, 2009 1:01 PM
#14
They like black men because a lot of black men love fat chicks. It's very common in the ghetto.
20. hacksaw - September 17, 2009 1:31 PM
I'd hit it.
21. Ovaltine - September 17, 2009 2:05 PM
i'd be some chocolate milk for her... oh yeah.
22. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 17, 2009 2:20 PM
Lamar Odem should be ashamed of himself. Period.
23. Mike Walker - September 17, 2009 2:31 PM
MY GOD ITS A MONSTER!!!!
24. Darth - September 17, 2009 3:06 PM
Who's this shortie? She looks familiar though.
25. toolboy - September 17, 2009 4:35 PM
I can only see the top 2 nipples....
26. Tr8cthis - September 17, 2009 5:14 PM
Lamar is 6'10 and she is around 5"10. Either way she is not someone I would want to wake up next to without makeup. She looks scary with makeup imagine without?!!
27. dude - September 17, 2009 5:24 PM
you know what's funny... in all these pictures i've seen of Yeti and Lamar, they're like "around" eachother, never really all over eachother or even close to what I imagine a normal couple to look like. it's like they have a brother-sister kind of thing. either way it's creepy.
28. HiQuX.com - September 17, 2009 5:25 PM
Nice !
29. Hugh Gentry - September 17, 2009 5:58 PM
her sister Kourtney has the best fucking body...and I don't care what people say, Kim is fucking gorgeous.
30. frank - September 17, 2009 7:28 PM
she's a practice girl!
31. b - September 17, 2009 8:32 PM
how does the 5th picture have a perfect bow on her head? =) that's a special little coincidence.
32. b - September 17, 2009 8:32 PM
how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that's a special little coincidence.
33. b - September 17, 2009 8:32 PM
how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that's a special little coincidence.
34. b - September 17, 2009 8:32 PM
how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that's a special little coincidence.
35. b - September 17, 2009 8:32 PM
how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that's a special little coincidence.
36. b - September 17, 2009 8:32 PM
how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that's a special little coincidence.
37. b - September 17, 2009 8:32 PM
how does the 5th picture have a perfect pink bow on her head? =) that's a special little coincidence.
38. b - September 17, 2009 8:34 PM
oops.... Note to self: only click once... even if the internet is being stupid slow don't have a click fest like it will get you anywhere any faster.... oops again. sorry!
39. Ghetto-bootay-luva - September 17, 2009 9:40 PM
18. Buckwheat - September 17, 2009 1:01 PM
#14
They like black men because a lot of black men love fat chicks. It's very common in the ghetto.
19. Buckwheat - September 17, 2009 1:01 PM
#14
They like black men because a lot of black men love fat chicks. It's very common in the ghetto.
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40. liz - September 17, 2009 9:57 PM
it's like one of those books from when i was a kid - YETIS DON'T WEAR BRAS
41. bobby - September 18, 2009 12:12 AM
she's gross . she seems like such an idiot. her nose is nasty and her voice is that of a flatlining valley girl. i will NEVER understand why any of these girls are famous but i do think hottie kim broke 'em all in b/c the middle one kourt is a little timid mouse and the big one khloe is a slobbering lumberjack and no one would ever have been heard of either of them without butterface bootygirl kimmie sealing the deal.
42. ThatGirl. - September 18, 2009 1:36 AM
I think she's pretty damn hot.
43. Skeeter Mcpeeter - September 18, 2009 7:38 AM
I'm sure the Kardashian sisters deceased father is so proud that two of his daughters turned out to be nothing more than jig loving, jockstrap sniffing, fuck anything with a black dick, sluts.
Way to make daddy proud girls, keep up the good work.
44. spike - September 18, 2009 8:42 AM
@ 31-37
b, that's okay, but stop going to town on the mouse. It not your computer, it's this site, always slow. Must be patient. Have a great day!
45. spike - September 18, 2009 8:50 AM
@43
Oh, Skeeter Mcpeeter, their deceased father isn't proud of his ditzy, foul-mouthed, skanky daughters. In fact, he isn't much of anything cuz he's...dead.
RIP
46. SKANKY KHLOE - September 18, 2009 10:45 AM
EWWWWW. WHAT A WHITE TRASH SKANK, SHE IS SUCH A PIG.
47. Megan Fox - September 18, 2009 10:53 AM
I don't know why people always bash her... in all seriousness I think she's the most gorgeous of the sisters. They are probably pretty jealous of her.
48. ADRIANA*** - September 18, 2009 12:06 PM
Kloe is beautiful and not fat she's normal what do people want for her to look like lindsey lohan, i bet Christina #6 is a fucken whale and everyone hates a kloe cuz she outspoken, funny, pretty and fab
49. Leeroy - September 18, 2009 7:41 PM
Nigger whore. The stains dont wash out.
50. leeroy - September 18, 2009 7:43 PM
niiger whorre - the stain doesnt wash out
51. freekity geek - September 18, 2009 9:51 PM
I think she looks good. Maybe not beautiful, but ok. Much better than she did previously. Kim is very pretty and it would be hard for most women to match her looks. I think her sisters are average looking, and look pretty with a little makeup-- are they pinups? no, but they are hardly deserving of being bashed.
52. bill - September 18, 2009 10:44 PM
They like black meat because you white bois have small dingalings. Why is this so hard to figure out. This also why u peckerwoods hate whitechicks so much after they been with a "brotha". There is nothing u can do to her that hasn't been done.
53. falsemove - September 19, 2009 1:28 AM
Damn you to hell, bill
Anyway, Khloe looks small compared to these dudes. I thought she was 6'9" or something like that. I may have hope yet!
54. Pete - September 19, 2009 2:43 AM
What a no talent lame, fat, ugly bitch! She's uglier than Giuliana Rancid! Personally I don't understand the popularity of fat assed armenian chicks!!! I'll bet all threee of them have intensely hairy you know what's!!!
55. Cheese Smith - September 19, 2009 2:52 AM
This makes me vomit. First of all, Khloe Kardashian is a fat tub of sh** whore, as ugly as Leann Rimes (and boy, is that UGLY!), and has had more dark meat in her than Heida Klum! Did Robert Kardashian make his daughters watch “Jungle Fever” every night of their lives while growing up?!? And those idiot “K” girls just can’t figure out why their relationships don’t last...nigger lovin' tramps!
56. IKE - September 19, 2009 4:47 AM
@49 & 50....(same tard)...actually, why limit it to just you, there are a HOST of other racial derelicts on this post.
Odom a rich athlete....That makes him more "attractive" than you. Why shouldn't she be with him? Physically, there's probably not a guy on this post whose ass Odom couldn't kick...mine included. Soooo, she should have chosen YOU over him (it's not about whether you find HER attractive or not, that's not your complaint....it's that she chose HIM)? Is that how you feel?
I think a lot of your issues come from the fact that so many "quality" chicks are choosing black guys. Yes, I said quality. Don't agree? Well, Kim K looks better than Lindsay Lohan (big ass and all). Sasquatch, sorry Khloe K looks better than Tara Reid. Heidi Klum looks better than....Pink (just saw her up there...nothing against Pink). Admit it, it wouldn't be as bad if the UGLY fuckers were running off to black dicks, right? But noooooo they're staying put.
Why couldn't Rosie O'Donnell prefer black dick?? Why wasn't Amy Winehouse's Blake a black? Sandra Bernhard, Tyrone's calling, please pick up the phone. Whoopi Goldberg!!! WTF!!! We've got enough bad choices over here, stay on YOUR side of the fence!!!
Point being: regardless of race, women like guys with power and money (yeah, I'm confused by Jordan Bratman, too). At times this causes the racial lines being crossed.
Anyway...thank God for good Republican girls like Heidi Montag, huh?
57. C.B. - September 19, 2009 7:18 PM
There are some really hateful racist people on this blog.....
58. Aa Dd - September 20, 2009 10:38 PM
Fuggin jig lover, just like her jig lovin, skank sister. And I dont care if its UGLY white chicks banging jigs, NO MISCEGENATION!
59. Da Truth - September 26, 2009 2:05 PM
Swagg
Big Pockets
Fame
Property
Big Dicks
Yeah, I dont understand why they mess with black stars either!!!
LMAO